What the actual frick was that ending?
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Another case of roasties not being able to write kino
This unnatural garbage bombed!
nah, best movie i've seen this year. Not great, but very good all round
fuuuaaaaaarrrrrrk...
>duh ending
I need more images of that swole dyke (?) in order to answer your question.
>no one wants to watch bulldyke romance between a female burnout and a roided island chimp.
SHOCKER
They deluded themselves into thinking that this putrid vomit of a film would have made them tens of millions of dollars.
10 million budget
5.6 million box office
>10 million budget
how, please? explain.
what in god's name is in that movie that would cost 10 million?
The ten seconds of Indian quality CGI for the growth sequences.
$10 million is pretty standard cost for a full length film, with a name recognizable actor. Damn catering for a three month shoot probably takes about a million these days.
>$10 million is pretty standard cost for a full length film
I'm saying that is incredibly inflated. Catering should not cost a million dollars, that's just sign of parasitic business practices and people skimming money like crazy.
Catering should be something along the lines of a large pot of stew for everyone to grab a ladle of food from.
It should be some nice bread and some Roast Beef OR(you can't pick both) some cheese.
I have a theory that most good art is made because the artist is unbearably horny and this movie seems like it was only made because kstew wanted to casting couch muscle girls so it's probably not as bad as losers ITT think it is/will be
Is it a theory if it's true? Great films are always perverse.
Now that I think of it, you might be on to something.
>kstew wanted to casting couch muscle girls
Unfathombly based
>kstew wanted to casting couch muscle girls
If she did that and there is no record, that should be a crime. I want my 8 hour video of Kstew touching muscle mommies in "chemistry tests" and such.
The reality of that would be super gross. Real lesbians are revolting beings inside and out. No. Thanks.
>kstew wanted to casting couch muscle girls
Imagine
True but this piece of shit isn't art nor good art at that.
Nobody watched that degenerate dike trash.
Yeah, the last 3rd really hurt it. The first 2 were awesome. I was really invested in their love story and her training. The music choices and scenes were great.
That 3rd act went bonkers after the competition.
when are the torrents coming out?
why do white men love muscle girls
it's so disgusting
Why are you gay?
i like them tough and horny
High test respects high test
You need to be high test. You wouldn't understand.
>You need to be high test. You wouldn't understand.
None of those "women" you enjoy are fertile anymore. Making them not really women at all. Just admit you're a musky anus huffing homosexual and stop bullying real women to troon out.
>blah blah blah I'm a fricking moron who's never been inside a gym
Pic related goes to my gym. She has two sons and she's roided to the gills. Girls who just lift weights without gear won't have their fertility affected unless they drop down to dangerously low bodyfat levels.
moron.
Forgot my pic.
Please sauce.
Sylvia Pierce
This is her after school in the real world thinking she's some kind of badass....
what did you just say chud?
Hummina hummina
>that bulge
>Sylvia Pierce
dear god she is so beatiful
Nah I'd win
I'm 6'2 and 240 lbs of pure belly and muscles
Inter gender wrestling? Wut? Why?
you're the type of guy that would cum buckets from being choked out by this type of girl. you're a massive sub and one step removed from being an actual female.
This is cute woman, unlike the ugly dyke posted by OP
this broad most likely has her ass handed to her by the regular unfit dude
roided freaks aren't hot, they're mentally ill freaks that wants to be like men. low body fat = no breasts and delicious curves. Only hot muscle women are natties.
My daughter is 18 and looks like this
She works out at this gym where a lot of USSF go and yesterday this navy seal asked her for help with his form on deadlifts.
I’ve never spoken to a girl at a gym so I can’t tell for sure, but my gut tells me he was hitting on her.
I was an airborne ranger so I’m inclined to have a positive view of JSOC types
Filtered
Repressed gayness.
traps are gay
Why do shitskins care so much about what white men like.
Horniest women around. I dated a Latina gym rat & she was constantly dtf
Roids kill all of sexual drive
We only like them if they stay away from the roids.
t. ambassador of white men
Gay men who are afraid of just coming out and being gay because of their families/religion.
You will never ever convince me that dudes who are into muscle girls aren't at the very minimum bi.
They love feeling the hard body of the girl and the masculinity of her form but since she's got a vegana they think they aren't gay. Not realizing what they are attracted to is the masculinity.
>liking women is gay
what is your opinions on traps and/or femboys?
Less gay than muscle girls. Bullet to my head I'd take a cute troony over a muscle girl, but a muscle girl over an ugly troony.
However I'd rather just date soft women with veganas.
>Bullet to my head I'd take a cute troony over a muscle girl,
There's nothing hotter than looking at such a muscle girl and imagine her becoming like puddy when she gets dick.
How did it end.
>KStew is constantly giving her roids throughout the movie
>occasionally there are shots of her muscles growing and the sound of bubbling liquid
>think it's just a creative way to show roiding
>at the end when KStew's dad kidnaps muscle woman and KStew is saving her the muscle girl is running away
>while she runs away she hulks out
>turns into a 50ft tall woman
>meanwhile KStew is fighting her dad and is losing
>now 50ft muscle mommy pins down KStew's dad
>they run through the clouds in sports bras that are shining like stars
>cut to them driving down the highway in KStew's truck with muscle mommy asleep in the passenger seat
KINO
> KStew is fighting her dad
lol wat? she blindly ran past him and he shot her leg
I don't think you're supposed to take the ending literally. Musclegirl just goes back for KStew and beats up Ed Harris.
Pitiful thighs and calves, holy shit
Its a weird flick
KINOOOOOOOOOO
>kstew has massive daddy issues
say it aint so
Ah, so this is what feminazis meant when they wanted to get rid of the male gaze kek. Almost like they’re just as degenerate as the male creators they reee about all the time
this is literal fetish shit
i'll take it though
Subtle.
for me it's
and in this week's episode of The Writer's Barely-Disguised Fetish
Okay, the movie was made by some dude with a muscle mommy, lesbian femdom, giantess kink.
Based
I feel such second hand embarrassment for anyone involved with this garbage.
They're insane demonic freaks, common sense wouldn't be aty all common in that lot.
So who finds the continuum transfunctioner?
It's so fricking moronic and pretentious it almost loops back to being based
Muscle girls fart A LOT btw
>nothing but homosexuals ITT
How'd they find this picture of me from the future??
You can find hotter musclegirls on the internet, these dykes are uggos
Name some. Ones with the level of muscle in the OP are impossible to find. You search muscle and you get roid beasts that look like gender flipped Ronnie Coleman with 3 in roid clits and bolt ons, or you search fit and you get basic b***hes with the slightest hint of a four pack. It's almost impossible to find the halfway point that I'm actually looking for.
>great lezzie porn in the interwebs for free
>expects people to pay theater admission to watch this dross
Nah, the homosexual is (You)
k stew is literally me
but is any of that lezzie porn musclegirl on horny rat?
On the topic of porn, I'm fricking tired of chicks faking orgasms in porn. I started almost exclusively watching amateur shit ages ago to minimize this, but now it's like 2/3 of every "amateur" porn chick these days fakes her shit too (solo, lesbian, het, whatever), and it's usually obvious as frick. Shit's gay.
/blog
That's why I only watch chicks walking around barefoot or with their breasts exposed in public. Porn with sex does nothing for me anymore because it's always fake.
The pornhub purge has caused irreversible damage to the amateur porn community
I agree. Cam stuff is even worse.
>The woman starts pissing herself, thinking we'll know she orgasms
I like pissing but not like this.
Top kek. Did he fell asleep because the wank was so good or the movie is that boring?
In the higher quality photo you can see a rolled up dollar bill clearly used to snort some blow so it must have been pretty fricking boring for him to still manage to pass out.
literally /our guy/
Keyed
Maybe he had a long day at work okay?? Maybe he had to get up at 5am and work double shifts to cover for somebody, did you think of that?? Maybe I just wanted to relax with some hard-earned kino and the theater was empty??
Does this mean we're gonna get more weird fetish films?
Anon, it bombed. We're not getting anymore fetish films.
Do zoomers really wear homosexual shoes and shorts like that or is this just a skit?
Zoom zooms dress like they're from the 80s and 90s basically.
>babby's first "weird movie"
Watch Monty Python and the Holy Grail if that really blew your mind
Monty Python's endings set up from th re start
>shaved pits
>waxed forearms and belly
No thanks.
Why is Cinemaphile full of weirdo cumbrains now?
only gigachads have fun IRL
>now
Ever heard of dicky threads, anon? newbie zoomer.
>women and children first
Um no
Looks like someone photoshopped Sofia Boutella's face on Sam Sulek
Can't handle a strong woman, chud?
no,they are quite heavy
my dick can haha 🙂
Peak Hobosexual content
>open to short
manlet bros we are so back on....
Awooga!
n-no Katy ahah please e-easy easy...
That just looks like a dude. I like the other muscle cuties in this thread, though.
not a issue with me i guess
pure tomboy
I don't like muscle chicks but on her it's kind of cute
Old school bodybuilders were so much hotter.
1200 test here. Man how much is she blasting lol she is fricked.
It should be illegal for anyone but the Japanese to make cartoons
>O-oh my science… a-are those dykerinos? And A24-slop?
>C-c-cereeeeeertifiiiiiiieeeeeeeed freeeeeeeeesh
Garbo movie btw
Am i supposed to know where this girlboss slop is from?
It's from some ghastly degenerate filth that bombed spectacularly!