what the first film you watched with your gf at the cinema?

what the first film you watched with your gf at the cinema?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you're making some assumptions here

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My last gf and I went and saw Raya as our first movie.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    nightmare before christmas
    why are you trolling Cinemaphile get a life, butt muncher

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Twilight.
    Got to banged her after the movie. Good times

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Same.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    d-did they score?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Joy Ride, thought it was gonna be lame but was pretty fun. Later I took her to see FEARDOTCOM and it was so shitty we moved to the back row and made out and I fingered her. Good times!

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bros I just want a gf

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i want a gf in a wheelchair

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      so ask one out. i asked out a coworker and she said yes. it's that simple.
      i guarantee Cinemaphileners aren't trying. butt ugly frickers can get girlfriends. i saw the dumbest butthole today who was extremely bland looking, like the most generic beaner imaginable. and moronic. and he had a thin pretty gf.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    did they just crash the mall?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      how do you crash the mall?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't she like 45 and married the guy from Creed? That's fantastic

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Nickelback
          Divorced

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The King on Netflix. We alternated between watching it and pausing to have hard sex, it felt really good.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The sequel was not all that bad. Glad they cancelled out the moronic 2010s remake with it.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I watched Titanic when it re-released to the theaters back in 2012 or whatever. Don't remember a second of it because I was so nervous. Same with American Pie Reunion because I'm pretty sure we made out during the entire movie.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I dated my last gf for two years and we didn't go to the movie theaters once.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've never had a girlfriend, what's it like?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      We have to sign an iron clad contract to never tell non gg havers what it's like, I'm sorry but my hands are tied

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        that's alright, that's more respectful than trying to tell us it's not worth it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Expensive. Then sex gets boring after about the third time. It's honestly overrated but normies will push it until the world ends so whatever.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not the life-fixing pill you think it is, just another thing you can potentially frick up. Get a hold of yourself first or it won’t last anyway. Also no sex before marriage! Not worth it. prostitutes don’t deserve your dick.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bags of sand

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bags of sand

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm... supposed a gf?

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Spider-Man 2 in a private screening. Raindrops Keep Fallin’ On My Head is significant to both of us now because it’s also when I held her hand for the first time.

    Kind of a quirky meme movie to have but it’s memorable in that way.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    First gf- saw Kingsmen. Was kino

    Girls I dated before but wasn’t gf:
    1. Mama (sucked)
    2. Frozen (decent)
    3. Dr sleep (kino)

    I really enjoy seeing movies as a first date even though people say you aren’t supposed to. Honestly even when the date didn’t go well I was just happy to get someone to see a movie with me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >3. Dr sleep (kino)
      why do you say this? i like it myself just wondering. did you read the book?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Didn’t read the book but I thought it was just a really well made movie. Haven’t seen it since so I can’t speak too intelligently on it, but I thought the whole concept of the kid growing up to be a frickup loser adult with ptsd made sense and resonated with me. How he got his shit back together but was compelled to return to the house, the dreadful aura of the house and him confronting it, and the ending were all so fricking good

        Also my date and I agreed that the milf witch lady with the hat was really hot

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          can't agree more. worthy followup to the shining imo hope you had some good sex after the kino

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Deadpool

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    hotel transylvania, dont remember any of it i was super nervous

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ratatouille

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wayne's World on a double date. I'm old.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I thought I was the oldest here but I kneel
      t. 38

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wonder Woman 1984

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hulk (2003)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Shit, already gotta correct this. Just realised Jackass Movie came out before this and I definitely saw that with a girlfriend.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Happy Feet, grade 7. I later broke up with her and then laughed in her face out of nervousness when she started crying. Then I ran away.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I’m starting to believe I’m incapable of falling in love. I don’t know what it is — both what’s wrong with me and what “love” is. I’ve had a number of relationships but I don’t think I’ve ever been in love. Never felt anything that seems to match any of the descriptions, nor do I feel the need to act like “people in love” do. I’m just not “enchanted” by people that way. I keep reading dweebs online complain about missing “teen love” but I just feel nothing when I think about that. Nothing. I had a few “relationships” as a teen but it certainly wasn’t love, and I never feel like I missed out on anything, it’s completely unappealing to me.
    There have been a few women who have professed their love for me but I never understood them. I thought it was gross, honestly. There have been a handful of times when I was interested in a woman I didn’t know well where that interest felt like something greater, but every time as soon as they started showing interest themselves that feeling first turned into apathy and then into straight up revulsion.

    The thing is: I’m not a sociopath. I’m not emotionless. I still “love” and care about friends and family. I just don’t fall in love.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the grudge (burger version)
    It was shit

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frozen

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Does going to the movies with my mom as an adult count as having a girlfriend? Asking for an autistic loser friend

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it only counts if you fingerblast your mom

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have never had a girlfriend but I went to the movies with my grandma alot.
    I've watched movies with women in my mom's basement though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tell us about watching movies with women in your mom’s basement.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >gf
    h-haha
    y-yeah

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    watching movies with women fricking SUCKS they never stop commenting and asking questions

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frick off back to Plebbit.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wanted

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Deadpool 2 I think? We don’t go to the cinema often.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Beauty & The Beast live action
    We broke up a few months later
    I kind of miss having a gf 5 years later

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's funny how hard animated shows tried to make crop tops a thing in the late 90s/early 2000s but they didn't become ubiquitous until about 2017.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    took some chick from work to the last purge movie that came out. didn't like the movie, didn't like the girl.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I am 27 and I never even kissed a girl.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    With an ex, Into the woods. Some avengers capeshit she dragged me too.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My last ex never wanted to go anywhere, but one day she just had to see the beauty and the beast movie. We left early because she thought I was looking at the other women in the cinema, in the dark, and had a fit.

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