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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Much of women's "soft" beauty comes from fat distribution in their face

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      but where did her jaw go?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        who hurt your feelings OP? was it today? or is this a deeper issue?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          seething roastie

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            oh it sounds deep anon i hope you find some way to get through it

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well, that picture is an obvious photoshop for one thing.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >but where did her jaw go?
        my dick

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah. Nothing like a good jawjob.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            i heard her daughter gives amazing jaw

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        unflatering pic. shes holding back a laugh so her jaw is retracted

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never challenge Chronos to a boxing match.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that Cindy Williams?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Is that Cindy Williams?
      That's what I thought.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know one of the most laid back actors/set guys ever. And he said she's a nightmare in person.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      thats unfortunate

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      can you share some stories, i just recently watched 500 days of summer and i thought that the character would 1000 percent not reflect the actress at all so i never coomed to zooey. I didnt coom to the character either but you know what i mean

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's what Ben Gibbard said too

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        qrd?

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd like to bust in this old b***h's womb

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    she's not beautiful at all now. That's so fricked. Why do women do this?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >she's not beautiful at all now. That's so fricked. Why do women do this?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        its not my job to be pretty.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's not an actresses job to fix your erectile dysfunction and psychological issues bro

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hey frick you.
            i dont have erectile dysfunction.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          all males have a moral duty to be physically fit.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >its not my job to be pretty.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            it's not an actresses job to fix your erectile dysfunction and psychological issues bro

            Why do women demand that men be sensitive about their body/appearance insecurities even though women are 10x more vicious and picky about men's looks?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Its everyones job to be physically fit, healthy and appear presentable. You're not exempt.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, but i'm not PAID for it. I don't have double the incentive. Besides, being physically fit isn't the same as being handsome. I don't have the money nor the job that requires me and pays me to make my face handsome.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >has to be paid to be healthy
              OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                To bad you weren't paid to actually fricking read what I said, dipshit.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                they only replied to you to show off their EPIC reaction image

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zooey Deschanel if she real

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    That picture is 5 years old

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick?!

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    yo wtf

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a millennial finds out he's old and so are the actresses he crushed on episode

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    More like 5000 days of Summer ammirite?

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's 40 something with two kids. You aren't a 14 year old crushing on zooey anymore, time passes.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Log off Zooey

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You mean time passes and looks fade?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      i want to go back to 2007 so bad.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >its not my job to be pretty.

    awould have been funnier if you didnt (you) the wrong anon the first time.

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    ben gibbard bros we keep on winning

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      All his post Walla albums suck

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought that was kristen wiig for a minute.

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    She converted to Judaism and instantly got turned into an ugly Yenta

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would so hard.

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    who dis turtle lookin homie!?

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do we stop aging

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      by dying

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's an adrenochrome and korean baby foreskin cream shortage due to global supply chain issues. Very tragic

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can fix her

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      make her eyes brown, it would make her ultra qt

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        This

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        This

        >make her look like my fat shitskin ogre grandmother
        Brown eyes are genetically inferior. Fact

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          no

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Absolutely yes. Without question and 100% irrefutable.

            But by all means, post a pic of an attractive person with blue eyes and then turn the eyes the colour of shit to show us how brown eyed mongloid subhumans like nigs poos chinks muzzies hispanics and abbos are actually the ones with “beautiful eyes”

            Lol cope seethe be brown cry

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              brown eyes look great for certain looks and colored eyes can look bad for certain looks. Its case by case.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Absolutely yes. Without question and 100% irrefutable.

          But by all means, post a pic of an attractive person with blue eyes and then turn the eyes the colour of shit to show us how brown eyed mongloid subhumans like nigs poos chinks muzzies hispanics and abbos are actually the ones with “beautiful eyes”

          Lol cope seethe be brown cry

          >when pablo came back from /misc/

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Absolutely yes. Without question and 100% irrefutable.

          But by all means, post a pic of an attractive person with blue eyes and then turn the eyes the colour of shit to show us how brown eyed mongloid subhumans like nigs poos chinks muzzies hispanics and abbos are actually the ones with “beautiful eyes”

          Lol cope seethe be brown cry

          mental illness, sad.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really wish she’d show her freckles more

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >age naturally
    >Cinemaphile autismos says you look ugly
    >bog self
    >Cinemaphile autismos say you look horrifying

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The solution is to stop trying to please Cinemaphile

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        only teenagers fall in line and you should want them to fall in line. with them indoctrinated by Cinemaphile. we can have their peer prostitute women

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some actresses just age better.
      id still 100% Susan Surandon or Salma Hayek

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man, you zoomers are harsh. Cut down on the porn, fellas. This is a 40-something year old woman.

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers discover people age. Now they will post the video of the girl having breakfast with her cat and will have a mental breakdown

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    She has amazing eyes.

  28. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    let yer age gracefully. HIGHLY doubt any of you are

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      fem cope

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf is that machine behind her left shoulder?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        fricking moron shut-in. Its a first class seat on an airline

        do you ever like step out of the house or are you too busy jacking off your shrimp dick to japanese cartoons?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        She’s sitting in an airplane seat

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          why would you bring snacks into a plane don't they give you that for free during the flight
          also a fricking dog too

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dialysis

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        osama bin laden's dialysis machine

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It:s a special toilet she has to use

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick is all that machinery behind her?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        osama bin laden's dialysis machine

        Dialysis

        Y’all are social rejects

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why's she have a fat skeleton chode?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        BONAR

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