What the frick

>Always try to get the ones who accept deep french kiss and suck without condom.
Even if you live in an area with std rate lower than national average you are asking for trouble. Std contraction is on the rise mostly everywhere. She probably blew a dude before y'all made out.

No, I have deep autismo and barely any social life.

Rather a western european/scandinavian country, sorry don't want to say more.

I bet they got skip the games in your twat

I've had good luck with finding massage parlors. I have multiple friends who apparently fricked hookers from there without condo s and bathed them and took them to bars and shit. I also have a friend dumb enough to send money before meeting them so yeah he got scammed.

If you can find directions to the business on Google it's legit. I mean the chicks won't look like the the models/photoshopped chicks in the add but you're not going to get scammed at an actual "legit" massage parlor. My very first time I was nervous and didn't want to say what I wanted but she kept asking if I wanted anything else. Eventually I asked for a hand job and jerked me off then gave me Eskimo kisses and a bottle of water. She was very cute and 4 ft tall. She may have been anywhere in her 30s but you will get some old chicks. You can also ask for a different Masseuse. You will find cheaper chicks of different ethnicities that operate out of home but I've never tried em.

I live in a shitty town and meeting at someone's house makes me nervous. And I like Asian women.

>If you can find directions to the business on Google it's legit
Kek, there's a place that's like a five minute walk from my work I just found. Frick it, I'll give it a shot. Worst case I get a regular massage, I guess.

It's just the weird advertising on the site that trips me up. Every one of them is the same: some JAV model with the phone number poster over the pic, and all-caps/emoji filled post titles. Is there like one group that does all the online advertising for every happy ending parlor in a region?

>Is there like one group that does all the online advertising for every happy ending parlor in a region
It does seem like half the business I see are either owned by the same people or use the same advertiser. To be completely honest this has made me wonder about some large organization which made me wonder about human trafficking. But every chick seems happy to be jerking me off. I'm probably feeding their kids.

Save her, anon. You might have to fight some dirty samurai on your way out. The final boss is ol mamasan.

A friend got this STD where his penis started to drool some green gloo. It was supposed to be quite uncanny.

No, no. It was sex, but still harrowing.

What do you tip for a happy ending?

Fricking lol. Absolute degenerate

>She was very cute and 4 ft tall.
now you have my attention

>this moron thinks Cinemaphile's Cinemaphile board is representative of "most guys"
What a fricking moron. Also, I don't wonder why women are terminally single. Their standards are too high because simp homosexual men have given them an inflated sense of value.

Wait, women know how to use the internet?

>every dad/brother ever: men are trash and they only want one thing, be careful
>fine I'll take your word for it and not bother because a relationship isn't worth it
>noooo not like that why are your standards so high you stuck up b***h

if you are fat it was over from the start
most of us men mostly don't even acknowledge the presence of fat women around us, they're so unappealing we don't even consider them women

>gets fricked over by one guy
>becomes a fat, depressed miandrist
Women are a hilarious species

My bullshit detector is going off. Not that I think you're intentionally lying, but I've quite literally never, ever met a single man who cared about a woman's finances. I think that is a cope on your part to make excuses for why he left you for another woman. I could buy that he was disillusioned with your dynamic in that he realized he wanted a relationship with a more independent woman who wasn't reliant on him all the time. I could also buy that he was simply more smitten with her. Or that he just found her more interesting or fun than you. I don't buy that he literally decided to leave you just because she had more money. That's literal female behavior and I've never even heard of a man doing that.

For boomers, sure. They came into a thriving middle class. They could marry for love. But before that time a dowry or land inheritance VERY MUCH helped secure a marriage for females. When the middle class began shrinking post-Boomer consumerism absolutely men began marrying more for money. You guys need to be more honest about yourselves. If you were here I’d dig out my high school yearbook, point to portraits of the girls who married, and you’d see a whole lotta ugly. What did the ugly ones have? Money.

>Guys say they want trad women but they don’t.
We do. I married a virgin. I had to be extremely patient and work hard to make myself more desirable to obtain it. It was not easy. There's only two real possibilities here: you didn't advertise yourself to men as trad properly(because there are literally millions who would beg for a virginal woman past 18), or you're hideous. Men don't give a shit about money so I have no idea what you even mean there.

I will admit that men are hypocrites about both sex and career, though. They want a trad wife, but they also want to frick as many women as possible. It's a hypocritical selfish double standard. If they want a trad wife, they'll have to make a sacrifice and be trad themselves. Then they also want a traditional relationship, but a lot of these idiots don't have stable careers or proper means to support a traditional relationship. They want a trad wife without the trad responsibility.

Based. I had a fat chick try to take care of me but I'm a high maintenance man. Gotta step it up, can't live off hairdresser money.

I enjoy cooking and cleaning quite a bit. I know how to clean my house and it doesn't really change. I'm no chef but cooking is just following instructions and adjusting it until you like how it tastes. Diapers are not difficult either I've done it hundreds of times and it never changes. I receive no joy from my job it is a constant unending misery, if it were an option I would dedicate my life entirely to being a stay at home father.