You're a bad conversationalist. There's plenty to say if you have a brain in your head and a capacity to rationalize the opinions you hold. You're just dumb kek Sorry
No, you're just a hivemind drone from the other website. Get lost NOW. Or if there is "oh sooo much" to say, why don't you say something? If there was something you could say you would have so stop lying and kys.
I did explain my position, you goddamned homosexual
Average movie. I expected nothing and was entertained enough to not regret the watch. Aliens themselves were the coolest part of the movie but sometimes it felt forced in the way they made them feel more animalistic. Would've been creepier without the animalistic calls and being in plain sight so often.
Are you actually moronic? Do you even know what we're talking about right now?
7 months ago
Anonymous
Okay but how was I supposed to know that was you? Are you trolling me right now?
it's not even bad enough to hold a conversation on. it's a mostly forgettable flick with a oddly attractive lead. the most interesting part of the movie was the time I spent trying to work out if i want to frick her or not.
What is there to discuss, moron? It's a bad movie. There's nothing else to say.
Also if you wanted to discuss you can't just say wtf, you have to ask a question or something. Actually start a discussion otherwise how are we supposed to know? >hurr durr but wtf is a question
It's a rhetorical question, moron.
You seem confused because you're double responding to ramble more about irrelevant shit like a fricking moron, moron. >i-it was r-rhetorical!
Its also a rhetorical question when I asked if you're moronic but you don't see me desperately trying to convince you as much kek
7 months ago
Anonymous
Man, you really are confused aren't you kek
>you're double responding
Then what is this? Anon that's exactly what you have been doing. You were posting too different things about different things in different conversations. How was I supposed to know they were both you? Can you take a moment to use your brain real quick and think about that?
7 months ago
Anonymous
I responded to two different posts, anon... You responded to the same post twice... Do you understand the difference? How are you even able to type if you're having this much trouble?
7 months ago
Anonymous
You mean my responses to
Maybe to discuss it, moron
? I don't see how that makes me look confused. I just had two different things to say and I already posted the first thing before I thought of the second one.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>confused guy too confused to detect his own confusion
Yeah... just don't even worry about it. It'll only make things worse if you get hung up
7 months ago
Anonymous
Well I'm confused now, but you only did that on purpose. You insisted that I'm confused when I'm not and claimed there was something I'm not seeing in my own shit that is evidence I'm confused(as if I'm not the one who thought of and posted the whole posts). I could never know what that thing is because it doesn't exist. So like, I'm not actually confused but I would be if I fell for your little trick just now.
7 months ago
Anonymous
You're genuinely just tricking yourself here while I watch lol What are you talking about, man? I was serious when I said not to worry about it. You went from mild confusion to accusing me of some sort of calculated psy-op kek It's spiraling further with every response
7 months ago
Anonymous
>still keeping up the act
You think you're being clever rn? I wonder what really counts as clever. Like can we prove if something is or not? There must be a line somewhere. Like relative to like normal shit.
7 months ago
Anonymous
The way you keep using "like" in the way a middle school girl uses it definitely contributes to your general confused demeanor. Combine that with your strange and barely-relevant ramblings into segues about things like the meaning of the word clever, your insistance that I'm somehow pulling a sneaky on you, plus the way all your posts read like you're thinking out loud accidentally and baby, you've got a recipe for a really, really confused sounding moron kek
7 months ago
Anonymous
I still don't see how that makes me look confused. What is it that you think I don't understand?
7 months ago
Anonymous
You do not understand and are asking me to explain, literally right now. This is the very definition of confusion. How do you think you sound anything but?
7 months ago
Anonymous
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAanon you are literally tricking me into being(seeming) confused. How do (you) think anything but? Like I didn't think I was confused and I thought that you were saying I was confused to make me get confused by trying to find what you think I was confused about, but then later I just asked you what you thought it was just incase it wasn't a trick, but it was all a part of your plan. You wanted me to ask that shit because now, ONLY NOW, you can say I'm confused and actually have a reason. But anon let me ask you this: What the frick was I confused about before I asked you what you thought I was confused about? See, your little "victory" was very short lived because in reality, the english language doesn't get you victories. It's like the thing with the unliftable rock. God would make an unliftable rock and lift it anyways because he isn't held back by the limitations of the english language and what is literally possible. And that's proof that you can't "win" by getting me to say something like that. That's called an "Aha!" moment and it used to be common knowledge on Cinemaphile that it's not a win. Idk why it's not anymore.
7 months ago
Anonymous
hahahahahahaha dude. What the fricking hell are you rambling about? >your little "victory" was very short lived because in reality, the english language doesn't get you victories. It's like the thing with the unliftable rock. God would make an unliftable rock and lift it anyways because he isn't held back by the limitations of the english language and what is literally possible. And that's proof that you can't "win" by getting me to say something like that.
hahahahahaha Please keep making them even more rambly and nonsensical as you go. This one was fun to read. You're like a Pokemon hurting itself in its confusion
Average movie. I expected nothing and was entertained enough to not regret the watch. Aliens themselves were the coolest part of the movie but sometimes it felt forced in the way they made them feel more animalistic. Would've been creepier without the animalistic calls and being in plain sight so often.
>"ayys were the coowest part"
You have zero taste or this is the first movie you have ever seen in your life, because they did nothing that wasn't overdone as hell. The noises they make are the same stock sound effects every movie since the 1600s use for aliens, their movements are just bugshit, something we see all the time both in movies and irl. They ripped off Alien, Dark skies, Signs, Aliens in the Attack and probably every other ayy movie ever made. I mean they literally had scenes taken right from each of those. Probably stole scenes from seven thousand other ayy movies I never saw. Grays are no longer alien in any way, instead they are now just bugs. You can just go outside and see this same shit. They ruined the grays and turned them into every day irl shit! Why do you tolerate movies like that when you can just be alive instead? Also the ayys turning out to not even want to hurt her was so gay. Just... so gay... They remove everything about the grays that makes them what they are and replace them with irl shit anon! I can't stress that enough. What is the point of ayys if they act/move/sound like things from earth?
Are you... fricking stupid? Did you even read my comment or did you just pick one sentence and go on a dumbfrick rant about the same shit I said myself? Holy Christ hahaha
Oh yeah to be honest I guess when I started typing my response, by the time I was finished I forgot that I didn't read the whole comment. Like I got mad and started typing right away.
The ayliuums had quite the moves lmao.
Also they obviously established she wasn't going to talk so when they show a landline phone she's going after, you know she won't call to anyone
>aliens are super smart building spaceships and other super tech >aliens are also dumb screaming animals that try to bite you and get stuck in car instead of going around
Yeah
Could explain why the Greys acts like stupid animals BUT humans are shown to not have the same downsides by the end of the movie. Doesn't really check out
That isn't really true. Both the greys and possessed humans act similarly animalistic when hunting the main girl. Then you see the greys act calm and curious when the girl is on their ship, showing that the parasites are capable of being more when they need to be. It's clear that while the parasites are prone to an aggression that doesn't always fit the bodies of their hosts, they are easily capable of mimicking their hosts natural states of being as well.
Oh look we have a Cinemaphileer tween battle for the last word with a whole lot of "morons" and other epically scathing insults thrown around, so exciting and interesting
Midway through I was hoping she'd find an uninfected Grey and they'd join forces against the evil parasites. But that would mean something actually happened and in this movie nothing happens.
But it wasn't all a dream at all; in fact, the dream-like sequence was to show what the infected people or aliens saw. A perfect world is the point of the movie. The aliens are all infected and help the parasite take over, and once they do, the creatures live in a blissful dreamlike state. Honestly, I like most of the movies the guy made, but nothing happens, and most of it is completely up to the viewer to make up the reasons behind what happened. It has been fun, I suppose, to an extent, but I'm just happy they showed the aliens instead of it being another "spooky creature you never see" shitfest that is plaguing movies as of late. Or you could take it as a woman suffering a psychotic break then killing herself at the end, ya know whatever floats your boat.
I knew nothing of what it was going in outside of a webm of the first break in which is why I even bothered to watch it. The instant I saw it was an alien my mind tapped out the rest of the movie because that was the worst option the reveal could have been to me. I was genuinely hoping it was some sort of demon or ghost, particularly considering the whole trauma stuff they introduce at the start.
I know it wouldn't have done much but why in the world was she so averse to locking anything? The alien during round one got back in somehow after she locked the door, did she really ignore locking her bedroom window? It's not like anything else was broken. I also don't understand why in round 2 she didn't use the boxcutter until her clone came after her, she was literally going to die in her mind and decides to make noise opting for scissors lying around instead.
The whole Maude stuff also adds nothing to the movie at all, I have no idea why she had to have this trauma stuff. It basically just made the entire entire experience into a deadly therapy session where a bunch of parasites are willing to let her go because...they saw she accepted her grief and doesn't need to be made happy through force? So the parasites are actually a good thing in making people into mindless, killer zombies because they want to make everyone happy? She's fine with being seemingly the only normal human with the rest of humanity overtaken by these things?
>So the parasites are actually a good thing in making people into mindless, killer zombies because they want to make everyone happy?
No, but she is fine with it because her mind has snapped. All her loved ones are gone and this is the only way she can pretend to live normally with any human companionship. She's been broken enough to just grin and bear it because theres nothing else. Not really a head scratcher.
Fair enough, that was my general thinking about it that she just accepted it because there's nothing else she could do, it just felt super weird to see her being friendly with all of them instead of indifferent or begrudgingly interacting with them.
Because she was an outcast for 10/15 years or so after killing her friend anon, The parasite world is nothing short of paradise for her compared to her pre-invasion life. Why would she not enjoy herself? she killed a few ayylmaos and gets literal slaves? Win-win-win for her.
>pg13
Not watching
Next thread
Anything above PG is too much?
The ayyys kinda saved her though.
What the feet
Bad movie. Why post this?
Maybe to discuss it, moron
What is there to discuss, moron? It's a bad movie. There's nothing else to say.
You're a bad conversationalist. There's plenty to say if you have a brain in your head and a capacity to rationalize the opinions you hold. You're just dumb kek Sorry
No, you're just a hivemind drone from the other website. Get lost NOW. Or if there is "oh sooo much" to say, why don't you say something? If there was something you could say you would have so stop lying and kys.
I did explain my position, you goddamned homosexual
Are you actually moronic? Do you even know what we're talking about right now?
Okay but how was I supposed to know that was you? Are you trolling me right now?
Man, you really are confused aren't you kek
it's not even bad enough to hold a conversation on. it's a mostly forgettable flick with a oddly attractive lead. the most interesting part of the movie was the time I spent trying to work out if i want to frick her or not.
lol yeah another dissapointing movie. Im sure 11 yr olds thought it was sooo spoooky !
Also if you wanted to discuss you can't just say wtf, you have to ask a question or something. Actually start a discussion otherwise how are we supposed to know?
>hurr durr but wtf is a question
It's a rhetorical question, moron.
Im not OP and you seem almost as confused as you are triggered right now lol
I seem confused because I didn't know you weren't op? Dude read the thread how does that not make sense to you.
You seem confused because you're double responding to ramble more about irrelevant shit like a fricking moron, moron.
>i-it was r-rhetorical!
Its also a rhetorical question when I asked if you're moronic but you don't see me desperately trying to convince you as much kek
>you're double responding
Then what is this? Anon that's exactly what you have been doing. You were posting too different things about different things in different conversations. How was I supposed to know they were both you? Can you take a moment to use your brain real quick and think about that?
I responded to two different posts, anon... You responded to the same post twice... Do you understand the difference? How are you even able to type if you're having this much trouble?
You mean my responses to
? I don't see how that makes me look confused. I just had two different things to say and I already posted the first thing before I thought of the second one.
>confused guy too confused to detect his own confusion
Yeah... just don't even worry about it. It'll only make things worse if you get hung up
Well I'm confused now, but you only did that on purpose. You insisted that I'm confused when I'm not and claimed there was something I'm not seeing in my own shit that is evidence I'm confused(as if I'm not the one who thought of and posted the whole posts). I could never know what that thing is because it doesn't exist. So like, I'm not actually confused but I would be if I fell for your little trick just now.
You're genuinely just tricking yourself here while I watch lol What are you talking about, man? I was serious when I said not to worry about it. You went from mild confusion to accusing me of some sort of calculated psy-op kek It's spiraling further with every response
>still keeping up the act
You think you're being clever rn? I wonder what really counts as clever. Like can we prove if something is or not? There must be a line somewhere. Like relative to like normal shit.
The way you keep using "like" in the way a middle school girl uses it definitely contributes to your general confused demeanor. Combine that with your strange and barely-relevant ramblings into segues about things like the meaning of the word clever, your insistance that I'm somehow pulling a sneaky on you, plus the way all your posts read like you're thinking out loud accidentally and baby, you've got a recipe for a really, really confused sounding moron kek
I still don't see how that makes me look confused. What is it that you think I don't understand?
You do not understand and are asking me to explain, literally right now. This is the very definition of confusion. How do you think you sound anything but?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAanon you are literally tricking me into being(seeming) confused. How do (you) think anything but? Like I didn't think I was confused and I thought that you were saying I was confused to make me get confused by trying to find what you think I was confused about, but then later I just asked you what you thought it was just incase it wasn't a trick, but it was all a part of your plan. You wanted me to ask that shit because now, ONLY NOW, you can say I'm confused and actually have a reason. But anon let me ask you this: What the frick was I confused about before I asked you what you thought I was confused about? See, your little "victory" was very short lived because in reality, the english language doesn't get you victories. It's like the thing with the unliftable rock. God would make an unliftable rock and lift it anyways because he isn't held back by the limitations of the english language and what is literally possible. And that's proof that you can't "win" by getting me to say something like that. That's called an "Aha!" moment and it used to be common knowledge on Cinemaphile that it's not a win. Idk why it's not anymore.
hahahahahahaha dude. What the fricking hell are you rambling about?
>your little "victory" was very short lived because in reality, the english language doesn't get you victories. It's like the thing with the unliftable rock. God would make an unliftable rock and lift it anyways because he isn't held back by the limitations of the english language and what is literally possible. And that's proof that you can't "win" by getting me to say something like that.
hahahahahaha Please keep making them even more rambly and nonsensical as you go. This one was fun to read. You're like a Pokemon hurting itself in its confusion
But why here?
I tried out in my backyard first but there was nobody there
Average movie. I expected nothing and was entertained enough to not regret the watch. Aliens themselves were the coolest part of the movie but sometimes it felt forced in the way they made them feel more animalistic. Would've been creepier without the animalistic calls and being in plain sight so often.
>"ayys were the coowest part"
You have zero taste or this is the first movie you have ever seen in your life, because they did nothing that wasn't overdone as hell. The noises they make are the same stock sound effects every movie since the 1600s use for aliens, their movements are just bugshit, something we see all the time both in movies and irl. They ripped off Alien, Dark skies, Signs, Aliens in the Attack and probably every other ayy movie ever made. I mean they literally had scenes taken right from each of those. Probably stole scenes from seven thousand other ayy movies I never saw. Grays are no longer alien in any way, instead they are now just bugs. You can just go outside and see this same shit. They ruined the grays and turned them into every day irl shit! Why do you tolerate movies like that when you can just be alive instead? Also the ayys turning out to not even want to hurt her was so gay. Just... so gay... They remove everything about the grays that makes them what they are and replace them with irl shit anon! I can't stress that enough. What is the point of ayys if they act/move/sound like things from earth?
Are you... fricking stupid? Did you even read my comment or did you just pick one sentence and go on a dumbfrick rant about the same shit I said myself? Holy Christ hahaha
Oh yeah to be honest I guess when I started typing my response, by the time I was finished I forgot that I didn't read the whole comment. Like I got mad and started typing right away.
Honestly Im impressed you could angry rant so long without even knowing what you're responding to. Based and forgiven
>aliums are an allegory for guilt
I don't think they were. In fact why do you think that?
The ayliuums had quite the moves lmao.
Also they obviously established she wasn't going to talk so when they show a landline phone she's going after, you know she won't call to anyone
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>aliens are super smart building spaceships and other super tech
>aliens are also dumb screaming animals that try to bite you and get stuck in car instead of going around
Yeah
Read what you wrote. Now think about our own species
they just looked like different breeds, the animalistic ones could be genetically mutated for hunting or something
The greys built the spaceships but they were taken over by the parasites who lack that intelligence
Could explain why the Greys acts like stupid animals BUT humans are shown to not have the same downsides by the end of the movie. Doesn't really check out
That isn't really true. Both the greys and possessed humans act similarly animalistic when hunting the main girl. Then you see the greys act calm and curious when the girl is on their ship, showing that the parasites are capable of being more when they need to be. It's clear that while the parasites are prone to an aggression that doesn't always fit the bodies of their hosts, they are easily capable of mimicking their hosts natural states of being as well.
Until I see grey aliens square dancing I will never be convinced they have the same coordination
Oh look we have a Cinemaphileer tween battle for the last word with a whole lot of "morons" and other epically scathing insults thrown around, so exciting and interesting
Yep, and Im about to win too. First time here, moron?
finally a new kaitlyn thread, thanks anon, let me get my webms and pics
>ladadadalalala
Colour grading is truly a lost art.
what an empty film
What was with the clone girl? She killed her then aliens instead of making a new one are like ok lol you won, we will spare you
The aliens look stupid so I'm not watching.
Midway through I was hoping she'd find an uninfected Grey and they'd join forces against the evil parasites. But that would mean something actually happened and in this movie nothing happens.
>IT WAS ALL A DREAM!!!!!!
FRICK OFF
SOI HORRORSLOP
But it wasn't all a dream at all; in fact, the dream-like sequence was to show what the infected people or aliens saw. A perfect world is the point of the movie. The aliens are all infected and help the parasite take over, and once they do, the creatures live in a blissful dreamlike state. Honestly, I like most of the movies the guy made, but nothing happens, and most of it is completely up to the viewer to make up the reasons behind what happened. It has been fun, I suppose, to an extent, but I'm just happy they showed the aliens instead of it being another "spooky creature you never see" shitfest that is plaguing movies as of late. Or you could take it as a woman suffering a psychotic break then killing herself at the end, ya know whatever floats your boat.
You... you thought it was all a dream? This movie was written so even 13 year olds could understand it hahahahahaha
I knew nothing of what it was going in outside of a webm of the first break in which is why I even bothered to watch it. The instant I saw it was an alien my mind tapped out the rest of the movie because that was the worst option the reveal could have been to me. I was genuinely hoping it was some sort of demon or ghost, particularly considering the whole trauma stuff they introduce at the start.
I know it wouldn't have done much but why in the world was she so averse to locking anything? The alien during round one got back in somehow after she locked the door, did she really ignore locking her bedroom window? It's not like anything else was broken. I also don't understand why in round 2 she didn't use the boxcutter until her clone came after her, she was literally going to die in her mind and decides to make noise opting for scissors lying around instead.
The whole Maude stuff also adds nothing to the movie at all, I have no idea why she had to have this trauma stuff. It basically just made the entire entire experience into a deadly therapy session where a bunch of parasites are willing to let her go because...they saw she accepted her grief and doesn't need to be made happy through force? So the parasites are actually a good thing in making people into mindless, killer zombies because they want to make everyone happy? She's fine with being seemingly the only normal human with the rest of humanity overtaken by these things?
It was just a disappointing movie the entire way.
It's called a tragic ending, brainlet. You thought that was supposed to be a good outcome?
>You thought that was supposed to be a good outcome?
I never said that, I said that I don't understand why she's okay with everything.
>So the parasites are actually a good thing in making people into mindless, killer zombies because they want to make everyone happy?
No, but she is fine with it because her mind has snapped. All her loved ones are gone and this is the only way she can pretend to live normally with any human companionship. She's been broken enough to just grin and bear it because theres nothing else. Not really a head scratcher.
Fair enough, that was my general thinking about it that she just accepted it because there's nothing else she could do, it just felt super weird to see her being friendly with all of them instead of indifferent or begrudgingly interacting with them.
Because she was an outcast for 10/15 years or so after killing her friend anon, The parasite world is nothing short of paradise for her compared to her pre-invasion life. Why would she not enjoy herself? she killed a few ayylmaos and gets literal slaves? Win-win-win for her.