What the frick am I looking at

What the frick am I looking at

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Silver Surfer's moronic brother

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A heroic Osborn, and the Spider-office running out of ideas.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They keep making spidey's biggest villains good guys.

      Who's your next bet?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        A Joey Quesada who plays matchmaker for Peter and MJ.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They've done Kraven, both Osborns, Otto, Sandman, and Venom. Maybe Electro?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Carnage and Hobgoblin in Axis too, and Phil started out as the good guy GG.

          And Sandman admitbely was an FF villain at that point in time.

          Electro, do i take a bet for electro?

          A Joey Quesada who plays matchmaker for Peter and MJ.

          That's TOO ooc.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            put me in for Electro too.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The also sort of did it to lizard, who i actually think works better as a good guy

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >The also sort of did it to lizard, who i actually think works better as a good guy
            >friendly scientist
            >monstrous big green alter-ego
            >scientist struggles to control alter-ego and transforms in times of stress
            >wears purple pants
            That's just the Hulk, anon.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    - Green Goblin
    - Gray Goblin
    - Red Goblin
    - Hobgoblin
    - Demogoblin
    - Proto-goblin

    Marvel needs to stop wiener-goblin these goblins.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Goblin Corps.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Let me know when we get to Red She-Goblin

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So Queen Goblin?

        And while it was a weak name, ngl i liked the design for betty as red she hulk.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      honestly liked the combo of gray and blue for Gabe. We'll never see it again which is a shame

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No, we need all out war with every spider and goblin.

      Honestly surprised Slott never did that.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He did goblin nation which had Miggy in it, that's close enough right?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the Goblin Force has yet to appear in the 616

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >- Hobgoblin
      >- Demogoblin
      Oy, you best not be saying anything bad about these two.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Queen Goblin
      Also, frick Lowe for doing that to JMD’s characters.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what Goblins are we missing?
      >Yellow Goblin
      Gold is close enough so Norman has that covered
      >Silver Goblin?
      too close to Gabe?
      >Blue Goblin
      see previous. Tho you just switch the base colors around
      >Purple Goblin
      someone should do the color switch, it'd be interesting to see
      >White Goblin
      >Black Goblin
      would be neat ideas. They sound almost like knightly Goblins

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >They sound almost like knightly Goblins
        Phil Urich was 'The Goblin Knight' for a while, his costume's color scheme was based on Jason Macendale's cyborg Hobgoblin costume from the Clone Saga.

        Bring them both back, Marvel. And Gabe.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So how long before Norman's sins literally catch up with him and he becomes evil again?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      isn't Kafka harboring them all? so when she dies?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It can’t be healthy to have another persons sins crammed into your body

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    IT IS I THE TRUE HEROIC GOBLIN

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Norman's stealing both his gimmick as the heroic goblin and his name from the mc2.
      Why was Phil so fricked over?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Because Slott was more interested in making him an incel psycho

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Well and that loners book, still shit.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            With slott it seems out of its way to frick with defalco.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wouldn't it have been better for him to become Iron Patriot again if he wanted to distance himself from the Green Goblin?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Green Goblin is a name that strikes terror into citizen's so Norman has to reclaim it by becoming the Goldy Gobby. Or some such nonsense.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I've noticed that Spider-Man editorial have gone out of their way to pretend that Dark Reign never happened. None of his many crimes there are ever referenced, they only ever bring up the things he did in Spider-Man books. They probably still resent how Bendis' bullshit prevented them from using Norman for years.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Well it appears in recollections of stuff in ravencroft and in queen goblin's bit from FCBD.

        That probably does play a part in it. But he's done just as if not more fricked up stuff in the spider books.

        Like he killed a dog as a kid, that's the mark of a physco.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          In Dark Reign he blew up a football stadium though. His body count in Spider-Man books is high, but not that high.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            In Spider-man he created a virus that would destroy humanity when he was high on the gathering of five magic.

            And its more so the quality rather than the quanitty. He killed a fricking baby, and he even killed a dog as a kid.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >He killed a fricking baby
              It's more like he abducted a baby, and Marvel are never ever going to mention her again. The one time it's been addressed after the 90s was Gargan believing her to be dead, which I wouldn't really take as fact without any proof.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Norman didn't do that himself, he told Loki to create an incident to justify an attack on Asgard (and Loki used magic to manipulate him into even asking for that). Even Norman was shocked at how far Loki went. And everyone pretends Loki is a quirky antihero who did nothing wrong now.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Wouldn't it have been better for him to become Iron Patriot
      Sorry but that is now an iconic BIPOC alter ego

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking gobliBlack folk and their bling bling shit!

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This thread has now reminded me that I need to stop being lazy and get around to reading

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Green Goblin
    >Doesn't look like a Goblin

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      *Gold Goblin

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Gold Glider is a DC character.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he killed the dog under extreme duress. His father had basically told him they were going to starve to death and it was all Norman's fault. He's done plenty fricked up shit as an adult, I dont know why people bring this up as a gotcha when it's Norman overreacting in a stressful situation and forcing himself to justify the action in a way that would've made his father satisfied with him

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I use it to bring up that its a common sign within sociopaths, to show that its a pattern of behavior.

      But yeah, the clone saga alone is immensly fricked up as something for him to do.

    • 2 years ago
      Found this shit

      Norman didn't do that himself, he told Loki to create an incident to justify an attack on Asgard (and Loki used magic to manipulate him into even asking for that). Even Norman was shocked at how far Loki went. And everyone pretends Loki is a quirky antihero who did nothing wrong now.

      >He killed a fricking baby
      It's more like he abducted a baby, and Marvel are never ever going to mention her again. The one time it's been addressed after the 90s was Gargan believing her to be dead, which I wouldn't really take as fact without any proof.

      Stop justifying the villain.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You'd be speaking Skrull by now if it wasn't for Norman Osborn. Have some respect for a real American hero.

        • 2 years ago
          Found this shit

          This anon is no one's little stooge.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Probably no-one's friend either, with an attitude like that.

            • 2 years ago
              Found this shit

              I'm a nut but my partner is a rabid squirrel.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's not very goblin like

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Harry or Norman?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Harry is dead again, anon

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Oh my frick. I am so glad I'm not a normangay. This is so funny. Frick. I don't think I've laughed this hard all damn month. Kek.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Its worse if you like Phil...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry, man.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I like both Norman and Phil, and i am beyond scared for Kingsley rn.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Kingsley probably will not appear it is more likely that since Ned Leeds returned from the dead that he will be hobgoblin in the upcoming ASM arc

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shit, the natural state of comics right now.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    New Power Ranger.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This would work if he talked in ebonics and rhymed his words, but he won't

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick, he doesn't even look like a goblin, like the costume and design aren't bad but like there's so many issues with this
    >Peter working with the man who killed Gwen and tried to kill Ben
    >the man who tried to kill all of his friends
    >what does this have to do anything with goblins
    >if he's a good guy why does it have a scary demon eye and pointy edges
    like this could work but it doesn't feel like Norman compared to something like Iron Patriot. Frick why isn't he Iron Patriot?

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fodder for the eventual Goblins vs. Symbiotes event

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    New israelite slur just dropped

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >not even Gobby ears

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It would’ve been funnier if it was just the Green Goblin suit but shoddily painted gold and white

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That shitty Flash villain that's yet another evil Flash, I can't recall his name. The cop one.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    whats the dark web?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's where you can go if you want to buy guns, drugs, babies or hitmen.

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