When I was in college I wrote a few smart ass essays like that but I got good grades on them because my professor wasn’t a homosexual like the one in OP.
>make sure to write about this specific uninteresting topic so I can pretend I read all your essays on this one specific topic that I'll be reading 300+ times
why do English courses fricking suck? why isn't it all just creative writing?
because no one takes an english course with the intent of becoming a writer (hopefully)
developing analytical skills, language proficiency and critical thinking are far more important. If you're taking english you're probably hoping to become a teacher
if you want to be a writer; you study the subject you wish to write about - and then write, a lot
Making enough money and rising high enough in society to be able to eschew and literally physically move away from and altogether avoid at all costs all of the disastrous effects of the horrible failure that is the Civil Rights Act of 1964.
LITERALLY Everyone who can do this, does this.
Leftists, Conservatives, Whites, Asians, Immigrants, Natives, et al
Most people, and ALL leftists won’t admit this, but their behavior demonstrates the fact 100%
It’s almost like some portion of the total population has absolutely no business infecting and ruining the rest by virtue their of very existence within it
Blacks and hispanics kept failing it, so it must be the tests fault. I read an article where a guy said he failed 10 times. He basically admitted his hearing was fricked, so he couldn't even hear the questions on the audible portion of the test. How the frick are you suppose to hear your students in class if your hearing is fricked? Then he admitted on a lot of questions he answered by "Writing any old bullshit"
This is who screamed racism and dis test ain't fair! Blacks who can't even hear and write any old bullshit as an answer
This is some fricking made up bullshit.
I had plenty of black teachers, they weren't bumbling ghettho morons eating fried chicken in class.
Why do people make shit up?
My kids don't have Black person teachers I'm not dumb enough to live in a hell hole city. Problem is it just makes things worse and sets yet another precedent.
The fact that a paper that is completely irrelevant to the intended subject matter got a D and not an F says it all. Why does the professor give two marks for giving a Marxist outline of Tom's class role as a house cat in a paper on Gatsby? Because it's fake.
For certain fake but I like how it's noted that the student has completely failed to provide an essay that is even relevant to the class but prof still rewards them some marks for their analysis of Tom and Jerry.
>What the frick did Tom want with Jerry?
He was a house cat and there was a fricking mouse running around his house. If you've ever heard the frickers nibbling away on something in the middle of night, or dart across the floor when you turn on the light and walk into a room, then you perfectly understand his desire to annihilate the little frick
Yes anon. It's part of the "fake bad paper" joke. Kids used to try to get away with double spacing both between words and between paragraphs. On the other hand there were some teachers that made kids double space and refused to read them otherwise because their vision is shit and it reduces eye strain.
>On the other hand there were some teachers that made kids double space and refused to read them otherwise because their vision is shit and it reduces eye strain.
Did you drop out in middleschool? Double spaced, 12pt times new roman with a 1 in margin is APA standard for any kind of essay from freshman year of high school on. Some areas institute the standard in middle school or elementary school even.
>teachers that made kids double space and refused to read them otherwise because their vision is shit and it reduces eye strain
On top of the guidelines shit the other anon told you about, double-spaced makes it easier to write comments without obscuring the original text.
>kid displays intelligence, creativity, and a unique sense of humor >"how can i punish him for this"
the school system is purely designed to break children's spirits. education is neither the goal nor the effect.
his student has a great sense of humor and good prose, what a c**t, he should have given him a passing grade but told him he has a talent that would go further if he made use of it
Listen Black person if there's 35 essays to correct and this one butthole thinks he's going to cut loose for laughs he's got another thing fricking coming
>English teacher >misses the grammatical error in the last sentence of paragraph 1 >student doesn't do the assignment but gives them a passing grade anyway because who cares >makes "LOOK AT ME!" post on twatter
All those mistakes but he knew it's Looney Tunes and not Toons.
But he does imply T&J are one of them, when they're MGM, so he's not well versed in Looney Tunes either.
He was just lucky
Most episodes it's his job to keep the house mouse free.
Then why pursue Jerry into space? Tom clearly had a psychological need that went deeper than doing a job.
If Tom allowed Jerry to freely feast on the moon then it would doom the entire Earth eventually. He was doing the LORD'S work.
He’s the cartoon Inspector Javert
That's a generous D. Anyway, your thread sucks.
sgiaf
I'll generously give you a D. Deez NUTS
GOTEEM!
>sgiaf
should give in and frick??
It's a miserly A you ass
reddit
Cinemaphile
I'm getting tired of all these fake "funny kid's homework" memes, most are way too forced
Perchance
You can't just say perchance
Verily
bump
When I was in college I wrote a few smart ass essays like that but I got good grades on them because my professor wasn’t a homosexual like the one in OP.
>make sure to write about this specific uninteresting topic so I can pretend I read all your essays on this one specific topic that I'll be reading 300+ times
why do English courses fricking suck? why isn't it all just creative writing?
because no one takes an english course with the intent of becoming a writer (hopefully)
developing analytical skills, language proficiency and critical thinking are far more important. If you're taking english you're probably hoping to become a teacher
if you want to be a writer; you study the subject you wish to write about - and then write, a lot
>>who doesn't?
>NO!
single worst thread on Cinemaphile atm if not of all time
>I’m s gay and I’m telling my mommy
Shoo autist. Nobody GAF
He wrote that himself and then posted on xitter for social credit
Obviously. Kids don’t care about Tom and Jerry. It’s all about Adventure Time, Fortnite, and Amogus
AI written
"Diversity" = the end of a merit based society => extinction.
Friendly reminder:
The American Dream in current year is:
Making enough money and rising high enough in society to be able to eschew and literally physically move away from and altogether avoid at all costs all of the disastrous effects of the horrible failure that is the Civil Rights Act of 1964.
LITERALLY Everyone who can do this, does this.
Leftists, Conservatives, Whites, Asians, Immigrants, Natives, et al
Most people, and ALL leftists won’t admit this, but their behavior demonstrates the fact 100%
It’s almost like some portion of the total population has absolutely no business infecting and ruining the rest by virtue their of very existence within it
>… by virtue of their very existence within it
>BLM top leaders rake in millions
>buy houses in white gated communities
EVERY
TIME
I already make enough money. Should have learned to code moron.
>I have humiliatingly poor reading comprehension
>and I also make baseless claims for apparently no reason at all besides my low self esteem
You’re unintelligent and should feel bad that everyone ITT is now aware of that immutable fact.
>Should have learned to code
Judging by Cinemaphile doomposting I shouldn't have
What was the problem with the test?
Blacks and hispanics kept failing it, so it must be the tests fault. I read an article where a guy said he failed 10 times. He basically admitted his hearing was fricked, so he couldn't even hear the questions on the audible portion of the test. How the frick are you suppose to hear your students in class if your hearing is fricked? Then he admitted on a lot of questions he answered by "Writing any old bullshit"
This is who screamed racism and dis test ain't fair! Blacks who can't even hear and write any old bullshit as an answer
Maybe stop being deaf lol?
First question was:
Are you white?
A) No
B) Yes (gives 10 points)
It raycis yo
There wasn't one.
It was a test on sunscreen and had a English section where the father didn't run out, they simply couldn't wrap their heads around it
They put you in a room with a ladder, a battery, and a chirping smoke detector.
Nothing. The problem is with disparate impact and the subhumans who have used that concept to destroy society.
This is some fricking made up bullshit.
I had plenty of black teachers, they weren't bumbling ghettho morons eating fried chicken in class.
Why do people make shit up?
Why do you pretend we don't hold certain people to a lower standard
Because they were allowed to screen the bumbling morons you fricking moron. Now they arent.
>Now they arent.
GO TO A SCHOOL RIGTH NOW
find me a Black person-teacher I fricking dare you
Liar!!! You damn dirty liar!!! Confesss!! Liaaar!!
My kids don't have Black person teachers I'm not dumb enough to live in a hell hole city. Problem is it just makes things worse and sets yet another precedent.
Go leave
Redditor thread where they both wrote and "marked" the writing themselves.
Cinemaphile thread where they both "posted" pic and upset about the same pic
I used to write edgy shit like this in middle school.
How is either that comment or the original post edgy?
The fact that a paper that is completely irrelevant to the intended subject matter got a D and not an F says it all. Why does the professor give two marks for giving a Marxist outline of Tom's class role as a house cat in a paper on Gatsby? Because it's fake.
For certain fake but I like how it's noted that the student has completely failed to provide an essay that is even relevant to the class but prof still rewards them some marks for their analysis of Tom and Jerry.
>his class role
Great, a Marxist reading of Tom and Jerry.
And fake or not the teacher approved of it.
>cinematic universe
stopped reading there. Also, reddit.
>What the frick did Tom want with Jerry?
He was a house cat and there was a fricking mouse running around his house. If you've ever heard the frickers nibbling away on something in the middle of night, or dart across the floor when you turn on the light and walk into a room, then you perfectly understand his desire to annihilate the little frick
If this gets you a D then it's no wonder americans are moronic.
Imagine using a fricking reddit spacing in a written paper.
>muh class role
Oh, that explains it.
Yes anon. It's part of the "fake bad paper" joke. Kids used to try to get away with double spacing both between words and between paragraphs. On the other hand there were some teachers that made kids double space and refused to read them otherwise because their vision is shit and it reduces eye strain.
>On the other hand there were some teachers that made kids double space and refused to read them otherwise because their vision is shit and it reduces eye strain.
Did you drop out in middleschool? Double spaced, 12pt times new roman with a 1 in margin is APA standard for any kind of essay from freshman year of high school on. Some areas institute the standard in middle school or elementary school even.
>teachers that made kids double space and refused to read them otherwise because their vision is shit and it reduces eye strain
On top of the guidelines shit the other anon told you about, double-spaced makes it easier to write comments without obscuring the original text.
you're fricking moronic. It's so that comments don't have to be made in the margins.
>kid displays intelligence, creativity, and a unique sense of humor
>"how can i punish him for this"
the school system is purely designed to break children's spirits. education is neither the goal nor the effect.
Crushing turts
yeah cool he read planes trains and plantains, it was twenty years ago man
>XDD HE REALLY PRESENTED THAT TO THE TEACHER LOOOL
What are you, 16?
Trying too hard to re-capture the appeal of the Mario essay.
Diversity is our greatest strength goy
>heathcliff
>famous
Heathcliff rocks
his student has a great sense of humor and good prose, what a c**t, he should have given him a passing grade but told him he has a talent that would go further if he made use of it
Listen Black person if there's 35 essays to correct and this one butthole thinks he's going to cut loose for laughs he's got another thing fricking coming
does the teacher not know the word "impregnate"?
>What the frick did Tom want with Jerry?
To install a masturbation machine of death on Jerry.
>knows it's not about The Great Gatsby
>still gives him a passing grade
American Education, everyone.
Tom wants to eat Jerry
zoom-zoom detected. Have you watched a single clip?
That teacher is a nitpicking Black person.
Fake
>English teacher
>misses the grammatical error in the last sentence of paragraph 1
>student doesn't do the assignment but gives them a passing grade anyway because who cares
>makes "LOOK AT ME!" post on twatter
the grammatical error in the last sentence of paragraph 1
What grammatical mistake?
>Name your fake profile wokeville
>Alt right morons still think its real