What the frick even is this movie series? The whole thing feels like a fever dream.
Why are the roads and buildings clearly built for humans when they're all cars? Why are there diners and farms? What the frick?
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What the frick even is this movie series? The whole thing feels like a fever dream.
Why are the roads and buildings clearly built for humans when they're all cars? Why are there diners and farms? What the frick?
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Even weirder is that the dinosaurs existed and the rest of world history happened as well but with cars even before cars existed.
What were they smoking?
The cars world Japan still gives me nightmares
>literally go to cars universe Japan
>no one does any drifting or touge
Worst offense
They dedicated a whole "Wacky Mater Shenanigans" short to drifting in Japan
Still better than FNF3.
>I'M AMERICAN MADE, BUD LIGHT CHERVOLET
I was okay with the first movie but the 2nd one threw me for a loop. I didn't even watch the third and don't think I want to.
>I didn't even watch the third and don't think I want to.
You definitely don't. At first it seems like a return to form after the second one's detour into spy territory, but Lightning is shafted for a new female character who is ultimately better than Lightning.
I hate this young guy (now minority or a woman) who is as good as or even better and who inherits from the old, wise hero and the hero lets it go storyline.
So every marvel 5th phase movie now
The third film is embarassing shit, even worse than the second, which at least has an interesting bad guy with a plan
>interesting bad guy
Literally fricking nazi scientist
How do nazis even exist in that universe?
Wasn't the bad guy some billioner Elon Musk type who pretanded to be an eco activist to make renewable look dangerous and the nazi guy was just a hanchman?
People only remember the nazis
I just have one question.
Why do the cars have guns?
The same reasons humans do.
what the frick do you even need a gun for in 20 fricking 22 lmao
Rioters.
jesus christ lmao just admit you have a small penis
Even someone expertly trained in hand to hand combat would be unequipped to defend themselves or their property from rabid swarms of Black folk. Guns are the great equalizer. With a gun a you have a chance in a 1V50 situation.
first movie is charming fun. It was directed by Lasseter/Joe Ranft and made before Disney bought Pixar in 2006. Worth watching
Because they are movies made for kids
Why is there such a dark undertone and lore then?
>yfw a israeli car holocaust happened
it was a movie for kids, just like Toy Story, Bug's Life, Monsters Inc and Finding Nemo beforehand. It's true that The Incredibles was aimed at slightly older audiences, but that's only because an outsider directed it
its Americana kino, you wouldnt understand
There's a predominating theory that the cars universe takes place in a post apocalyptic for humans America after a freak nuclear war and asteroid which basically wiped out all humans but at the same time imbued their spirits into mutated cars who now live and inherit the Earth.
Cars are the fat humans from Wall-e. They rebuilt the planet but now everyone is a fat cyborg car hybrid. It all lines up as Wall-E and Cars have a lot of indicator they are the same world.
Ah yes, the theories that exist because the "Pixar is the bestest studio evar that can do no wrong" fanboys were mindbroken by the idea of John Lasseter making a dumb kids movie with a redneck Larry the Cable Guy tow truck.
The movies that are difficult to work into autistic "Every Pixar movie is the same universe because of easter eggs" timeline theories about how the toddler from Monsters Inc is a time traveling Scottish witch that created all the talking animals. Or how the scare crisis in Monsters Inc was the result of the disgusting postapocalyptic mutants running out of places to go back in time to scare regular humans in. Or how the talking bugs in A Bug's Life living in a pretty nice rural location with healthy trees and plants are totally slumming it out in the human-free garbage wastelands of Wall-E.
Yes, Larry the Cable Guy Towtruck slaughtering the entire human race is a perfectly logical conclusion to come away with from watching the Cars movies.
This is some deep iceberg autism shit isn't it?
The Pixar Timeline Theory was a widely spread "Edgy fantheory meme" several years ago that went mainstream enough that people kept bugging people at Pixar about it that even now still has people trying to contort their brains into a pretzel trying to figure out how the afterlives seen in Coco and Soul can co-exist or how Good Dinosaur and Onward can fit in.
i havent heard anything about this theory in a long time. It was pretty popular and mainstream. i thought it was just given up after brave
reminding all ESL's in the thread to take a second and swallow your spit
seething
It's kid Kino. I put that shit on for my kids and my afternoon frees right up.
Planes: Fire and Rescue made me cry, underrated vehikino
>Why are the roads and buildings clearly built for humans when they're all cars?
There are no curbs on any of the roads in town, just pure side-drive/wraparound driveway.
>Why are there diners and farms?
The diner's a gas station and ethanol and other biofuels largely come from crops.
I like it because it's the only kids movies Pixar actually made. It only exists to entertain stupid kids and sell toy cars. The perfect trilogy. NEver saw Cars 2 or 3