What the FRICK happened to modern cinematography

What the FRICK happened to modern cinematography

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone is trying to ape Nolan or Marvel flicks

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ape
      In my country we call them rape apes.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        rapes

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think shallow depth-of-field looks trashy. I suspect it's done to hide bad background cgi/green screen.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Someone doesn't like old kino

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I suspect it's done to hide bad background cgi/green screen.
      Literally this, it's all done to mask stock footage in the background.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Timmy lupus' mother happened.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >water leaking out of their skin
    do boomers really?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They knew how to stay hydrated unlike zoomers

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        shots fired

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      C-Cloud Juice!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The air conditioning is busted in the apartment the movie takes place in.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The first frame is from the class The Odd Couple. The air-conditioner is busted in the first scene of the Odd Couple, you uncultured swine.

        >Amerikeks start sweating profusely from just standing still if they don't have air conditioning

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Humans sweat when the environment around them is hot. And the damn opening scene takes place in the middle of summer.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      People just don't sweat like they used to in the old days.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The first frame is from the class The Odd Couple. The air-conditioner is busted in the first scene of the Odd Couple, you uncultured swine.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I should make a meme image so I don't have to repost the same shit every time we have this thread.

    The answer that OP is looking for is that digital has lowered the entry barrier level, so more visually illiterate people has entered inside.

    the tl;dr:
    >1 Digital cameras dont handle highlights well, so modern cinematographers tend to underexpose the image

    >2 Colorists grade HDR images in perfectly dark enviroments, not normal SDR TVs in a living room

    >3 Lack of talent; cinematographers and colorists dont understand how to create vivid images, they prefer flat images with shallow focus and use stupid empty phrases like "this lens has a great character" and "I love this creamy bookeh" to disguise their ignorance

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >1 Digital cameras dont handle highlights well, so modern cinematographers tend to underexpose the image
      It's not 2009 anymore, gramps. High end digital cinema cameras have more highlight latitude than color film stock.
      >2 Colorists grade HDR images in perfectly dark enviroments, not normal SDR TVs in a living room
      I don't know why you single out HDR, because literally everything is graded in dark rooms, including SDR content, but yes, true.
      >3 Lack of talent; cinematographers and colorists dont understand how to create vivid images, they prefer flat images with shallow focus and use stupid empty phrases like "this lens has a great character" and "I love this creamy bookeh" to disguise their ignorance
      True.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >1 Digital cameras dont handle highlights well, so modern cinematographers tend to underexpose the image
      No. A common rule of digital shooting is 'exposing to the right', meaning that you should slightly overexpose in order to capture as much color data as possible. Highlights are only an issue nowadays if you're shooting on a phone or some small shitty mirrorless camera.
      Images in normal conditions don't look dark because of underexposure in camera, but because hack color graders make them dark.

      >2 Colorists grade HDR images in perfectly dark enviroments, not normal SDR TVs in a living room
      HDR and SDR are both graded in the dark, because movies are meant to be watched in dark theaters. Pulling curtains over your windows at home shouldn't be that hard.

      >3 Lack of talent; cinematographers and colorists dont understand how to create vivid images, they prefer flat images with shallow focus and use stupid empty phrases like "this lens has a great character" and "I love this creamy bookeh" to disguise their ignorance
      About right.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    americans became gay and pozzed

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What utopia are you posting from?

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They want you to focus on the diversity hire, not the actual scene.
    Technically they are doing it right. You do not want to focus on dialog and actual writing for modern "movies".

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are they calling to try and get the air conditioning repaired?

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Silver nitrate is just too goddamn good looking—even sweaty old fricks like Walter here look cool on processed stock

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am so tired of looking at groids

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    nice bait homosexual

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    seems fine to me

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      jesus christ why the frick do i want to look at an out of focus bald spot

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        so that you don't get filtered

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'll assume this is some sort of microbudget thing where they just couldn't get lights that day

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            ok, assume

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >in focus and lit
              congratulations, you found a shot that achieves the bare minimum. too bad it's an ugly child's face and a mid mommy showing no booba

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Budget $35 million[2]
            >Box office $11.5 million[3][4]

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Get off my anime board, Ari

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        you should be focusing on what is in, um, focus.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >NOOO you can't just look at what's in the front and center of the screen

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            jesus christ why the frick do i want to look at an out of focus bald spot

            you are really stupid, I feel bad for your parents

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'M ACTING

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >A israelite regrets destroying his host country at the end of his life
      kek

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        How do you call this filming technique?

        filtered

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          i liked the movie, but its understandable its filtering a lot of people. it changes tone and scenery a lot and is very VERY long and if you dont get the comedy style, you wont laugh at it. its very absurdist, but thats why i liked it. and i guess oyu also have to be in the mood for it, you cant just put it on.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            it really just felt like a movie for israeli guys with mommy issues. I'm neither of those things and frankly it's embarrassing to be a guy like that. just really pathetic

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      How do you call this filming technique?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like Freeside

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The colours and white balance look decent, but god damn, the stabilization at the pan looks so artificial.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the stabilization at the pan looks so artificial
        It adds to the comedic effect.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Like a goddamn video game, frickin hell

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    'gger on the 'log

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What film is top panel

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black women with this look are insufferable. She's the black Tumblr leftist who doesn't have a good role to play in any films beyond "shoehorned black woman who you need to listen to"

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cinema is dea..

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      keynote

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is she really shitting

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah lol

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          How did they do that?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      d

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      watched it yesterday
      it's kino but the second part drags too much

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This happened to me once.

        the boat part is the best i agree

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This happened to me once.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    she cute

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did I miss something? Why am I supposed to like the top?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Presumably because you have functioning eyes and cognitive ability but that's a major logical leap here

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not an argument. Try again.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          NTA but I'd say
          proper white balance, deep focus and separation of foreground and background using light and not the bookahy

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    stop watching slop

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cinemaphile will always watch nothing but slop and keep complaining about everything being slop

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      complaining is easier. theres enough good new movies but there is also a ton of good old movies and tv shows and i'm pretty sure a single human cant watch all of it in a lifetime, so there is no excuse to be sad or bothered by modern Hollywood slop

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >theres enough good new movies
        Where?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Outside of Hollywood

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Two entirely different scenes. Post a more similar example.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does the woman on the bottom look so annoying?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because you are a white male with a fragile ego (like 99% of the users of this site).

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me its how smug they look, because they know they dont belong there and they know you know they dont belong there, but they have been trained to derive satisfaction from the fact they are annoying you, forgetting to actually act or entertain in the process. Its almost demonic

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Social activists who got the job through diversity checkboxes have replaced the "EVIL" meritocracy where the best talent actually earned the fricking jobs.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This.
      People with bullshit jobs are putting unqualified people into jobs where competence actually matters because they mistakenly believe all jobs are welfare with extra steps since theirs are.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everything is shot on digital in front of green screens.

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