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your virginity is painfully obvious
Thankfully you lost it to your uncle.
Your homosexualry is painfully obvious
If you're not married you should be a virgin.
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So it will have gay sex?
They lure in the chuds with promise of Zendaya getting obliterated we frick black girls style but bait and switch with these two zoomoids sodomizing each other. Hopefully that doesn’t happen but I won’t be watching either way.
>They lure in the chuds with promise of Zendaya
but that is the opposite of a selling point
Since the quotation above doesn't seem obvious enough to you, Guadagnino is a homosexual.
it's only gay if the corners touch.
SO the boys love each other too?
you never heard of non-euclidean geometry?
very low iq board
name 10,000 movies
ew
did you guys not have threesomes with the one girl in your group of friends and best friend when you were underage? something gay always happens and either it keeps going on or you never do anything gay again during
it's a completely normal part of growing up
She was thick but she was a lot of fun.
If she smokes, she pokes.
I fricked my friends wife while he watched but we were 30. I wasn’t gonna turn it down because she had huge breasts but I never really considered him my friend ever again after that, too pathetic and apparently a secret cuck but I stayed friends with them so I could frick his wife.
>she had huge breasts
u lucky son of a gun, wish I had friends with busty wives
Anon no one on this board has had a threesome
Everyone always has a "almost had a 3 some" story but I really did and it fricking sucks because 1 was a slam pig with huge breasts and the other was a regular girl. Missed my shot and never forgave myself.
>Everyone always has a "almost had a 3 some" story
I'm a 33 year old virgin and don't have one
Same. 38 never kissed a girl. If I can't get one how the frick would I get two?
Hehe
I doubt anyone here has had a twosome either.
I had a few back when I had 2 gfs that would frick each other. Overrated tbh
I had one with my wife and her best friend. It was fun but ultimately ruined their friendship.
I also doubt this. Probably only 5% or less of the population ever even has a threesome in their lifetime and that's of the general population. The people posting here are a much higher concentration of virgins. Probably half of all posters.
My wife loves watching me with her friends,I wouldn't trade her for anything.
I've had two FFM threesomes in my life. Couldn't pay me to do an MMF one. Sharing a woman is cucked no matter how you spin it.
Tell us about your experiences son
First one was in college. Just got drunk at a party and wound up with two girls. It was nice.
Second one was a Christmas gift from a girl I was dating. That one lead to trouble because my girlfriend got jealous. Fun in the moment, but it wound up kinda shitty for a few days afterwards.
I was a 24 year old virgin and went to Las Vegas with my parents. I never said I was a virgin but I didn’t have to. My dad got me my own room at The Bellagio and while we were downstairs in the casino he pointed at two obvious high class hookers and handed me $2000 in hundreds and told me to see if I could get them both at the same time. I succeeded and paid them $1800 for 10 minutes of their time.
Well I guess it’s less of a waste than losing it playing blackjack
I told my dad the hookers were in my room all night. He bought me a Bloody Mary with breakfast to celebrate.
This homie paid them to jump up and down on the bed like Tom Hanks while dad listened outside
Copypasted from a Bret Easton Ellis paperback
I remember reading that in Reader's Digest
Hookers aren’t that expensive in Vegas
Unfortunately she was my sister and she wouldn’t let me open her bedroom door until my friends were done.
Elaborate
No but the same girl was passed around our friend table
>tfw being horny teenagers ruined those friendships forever
Greentext?
this is how conservatives are made.
>be dumb kid with parents that think hiding anyting related to sex is good
>do some mildly bi or gay shit with another kid pre 10 yrs old
>spend next decade in agony believing you will go to hell for that one time you and your cousin gave each other the bad touch in 3rd grade
>be so bitter and torn up inside you decide everyone else in america needs to suffer so you use your vote to enact laws that support your feelings
honestly guys, yes it was a little gay; no it does not define you., care more about your own happniess and move the frick on.
this isnt reddit
thanks to homosexuals like you it becomes closer to reddit every day
How are MLP fans made?
Bronies
Seriously, are all libtards this fricking stupid?
yes. they honestly cant fathom that some people dont like seeing men act like homosexuals and women acting like prostitutes
> did you guys not have threesomes with the one girl in your group of friends and best friend when you were underage
No
I almost had a threesome once. Me and the lads were about twenty, in university, we'd have big parties at one of the lads' parent's house who had a pool. Invited these girls from our high-school every time, there would be booze and weed so they'd come. There were these two in particular that night. One of them I'd already slept with, the other we had made out before but nothing more.
Anyway we were playing this quasi spin the bottle game, where instead of spinning the bottle when it's your turn, you just pick someone to make out with them. Bunch of people in the circle, including these two, and I decide to pick them both when it's my turn. Rules don't technically allow for that, but you know.
So I make out with both of them for a while, it was nice. One hand on each's ass, make out with one while the other kisses my neck, and then alternate. Game went on without us cause we keep making out. A very good memory.
Later it's getting late, everyone finds a place to sleep. Me and the two girls go to this tiny one person bed, I get the middle. At that point I'm thinking this is it, I'm having a threesome. But then one of the girls just falls asleep like a brick and starts snoring. Not too loud, kind of a cute snore. Nevertheless, I've never have sex with the other one, so I figure at least I can do that. We're cuddling and making out but then I put my hand down her panty and she's like "no anon I'm not that kind of girl who do you take me for".
Major blue balls as you can imagine, the other girl ended up falling asleep but it was too cramped and too hot in the room, I couldn't fall asleep, and after a while even having one ass in each hand got old, so I got up, tried hitch hiking back home, noone picked me up so I called my mom to come get me at like eight in the morning.
Good times.
>I couldn't fall asleep, and after a while even having one ass in each hand got old, so I got up, tried hitch hiking back home, noone picked me up so I called my mom to come get me at like eight in the morning
Classic feeling.
Such is life in the suburbs
lol no its not homosexual
and I lost my virginity when I was 13
Your dad doesn't count
>brojob guy throwing rocks in his rainbow glass house
I would never share a woman with another man.
>did you guys not have threesomes
No, I never had.
>having sex together with another man
I can't imagine anything more gay.
>The question that mindbroke Cinemaphile
the only threesome people should have is their bf or gf gets cloned and then you frick a clone of your gf with your gf thats all.
yes, shit was cash
me and a buddy felt up a girl at school one time but that was as close as we got to a full on threesome. feel like we probably could have set one up if we really wanted but honestly she was kind of ugly and we just wanted to cop a feel because she had nice breasts and heard she was down for it
>this degenerative homosexual shit is something everyone does growing up
jews on my board
>it's a completely normal part of growing up
Yeah no.
No. I am 43 and I had my sex only with hookers, I am unable to speak with women romantically. Probably a mild autism and lack of body language.
What the frick are you talking about
What the hell
great bait anon
FFM happened once to me, one was my sisters friend & the other I previously lost my virginity too.
One night, the girl I've been fooling around with calls me to hangout. I drive over to her friends house and both of them hop in my car, we end up at a park that is surrounded by woods. If you take a this short path in the woods there would be a baseball field. But at night, it was ez poon slaying.
We were all 18-20 at the time. They told me that they've been drinking before I picked them up, so they've been extra forward about wanting a three some. Took about 10 minutes after parking the car that i would hop out of the drivers seat and into the back between the 2 girls. It was such a blast.
I guess the only regret was not fricking my sisters friend. She was positioned doggy and asking be over and over to frick her... I said I couldn't cause she wasn't sober. Making out? sure. Sucking dick? Not saying no! But fricking her while she wasn't sober... I just instantly thought of these stories that happened around town where the girl would try and get cops arresting my buddies the morning after saying some wild accusations. I did NOT want to deal with that.
Did I make the right move guys? Now she's a single mom, chunky mess... hate to see it...
you're a special kind of moron for assuming getting your dick sucked by a drunk chick is far removed from going all the way
in for a penny, in for a pound (if you know what i'm saying)
We would sometimes all hook up in the same room at the same time, but never with guy on guy. You're gay my guy. Y tu Mama Tambien
I have zero interest in seeing another mans dick.
tip top bait, truly a masterclass
>t. have had a FFM threesome
Me and my friend got drunk at a party, found an abandoned pingpong table, and two girls came downstairs randomly who were also friends. It started as us playing beer pong together with just the 4 of us but my friend missed and it went down the shirt of the girl on my team. I reached in and grabbed it out. She liked it. This devolved into them shaking their breasts and trying to get us to get it in their shirt instead of the cups. Which progressed into us switching partners and doing more of it. Which progressed into us grabbing their breasts, and pinching their nipples, and eventually making out. But we both fricked them separately so it wasn't an actual foursome but it was still like a shared sexual activity I guess. I lost my virginity to her at 16. I miss being that young.
there was this girl back in seventh grade who gave blowjobs to two of my friends while the other was groping and fingering her, I got to watch but she straight up told me she wouldnt touch me
i wouldnt have dared to show my tiny dick anyway after seeing that my friends had way bigger dicks
if she was blowing two guys at the same time did she stick both dicks in her mouth at the same time?
that would be kinda hot but I also don't want my dick touching another guy's dick
with a honey in the middle there's some leeway
It was well known in my middle school that the loose girls would gladly suck you off in the bathroom or after PE if you were popular or charming. They always wore the bawdtiest clothes and had their boobs practically popping out of their shirts. One time we caught a glance of this one nerdy chick who we thought was quiet wearing a straight up black thong after her low rise jeans l
slipped down while she was sitting down.
what a cuck. You let her humiliate you and your little tiny dicklet wiener. Was it hot?
Bi shit.
The staircase never ends
Nobody wants to see any of these people touch in any shape or form.
I really hate gross sex perverts like Guadagino
The guys are gonna frick, he means gay sex.
White boys frick while Zendaya watches
he means white wiener touches every corner of zendayas holes
homosexualry.
Just watch Y Tu Mama Tambien
But who was top
they touch Zendeya's tight lil brown pussy is what he means.
Minority women just love that superior white dick. Literal addiction to it.
HOW DOES ZENDAYA KEEP FINDING WORK
SHE IS SO FRICKING UGLY
That's the point. Nowadays they're trying to cast actresses that won't make the female audience insecure in their own looks.
It's been a while since we got tennis kino imho(in my humble opinion)
Least erotic threesome ever?
I've got a foursome story. More than one. Advice: just don't let anyone catch feelings. Not easy to avoid
you'va never fricked a chick while your bro is fricking you? What are you, gay?
All of their penises touch, including her’s.
Those 2 israelites literally just got paid to essentially rape Zandeya
Meanwhile her boyfriend
Jewllywood is so legit degrading and no on is questioning it
Wtf???
BRUH I KNOW, they literally "buck broke" this guy, everyone started hyping up his relationship with that girl Zendaya, they noticed and I cannot find any other explanation rather than their hatred for white men who are also straight, they want to spite them so much that they decided not only to cuck the poor fella but to absolutely WRECK him and obliterate any traces of masculinity he may have had before the public eye. I know this are film works and portray fictional stories but still, we're talking about the guy's image here and the way he is portrayed in media. From being the skinny, sympathetic/likable white guy who happened to be the Chad that got the girl who was Teen Vogue and everyone's latest sweetheart to this: an emasculated cuck who gets buttfricked in film while his girlfriend gets dicked by two other men who apparently also happen to be gay (?)
Sad indeed.
Just as we were forgetting about this, too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPCJIB1f7jk
Just look how turned off she looks
Is the conspiracy theory about celebs having to undergo "humiliation rituals" true?
probably, based on how censored the google results are if you search "humiliation ritual"
>me, a normal person who zendaya is mid at best and didnt even know teen vogue still existed and probably never going to see the gay movie
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Tom Holland is clearly a closeted gay, it's common knowledge.
you will never be a woman
>pointing out that someone is gay makes you a troony
take your meds
Tennis is lame and boring. Will not be watching
BROJOB
BROJOB
BROJOB
Is it true people have sex in hotel rooms at anime conventions?
Yes but I promise you that is not the sexual experience you are looking for
yes, it's been that way for decades
the convention experience is universal
bonus clip Sneed finds a local anime convention
Lmao yes I was 17 dating a 21 year old we went to Acen multiple times together and had a ton of fun.
I've only ever gone to a Con single once, I didn't score that weekend but I did run into an old friend and we hooked up not long after.
Seriously though if you are going to cons you should be fricking, getting fricked or trying to frick someone. Opportunities like high school, college and cons dry up as you get older so you should enjoy it while you can.
My only regret was never getting to go to the rave on X, we were going to do it in 2020...
How fat is everyone involved?
I was underweight, most of my friends were skinny fat. My fiance at the time was thin as a rail up top and had Hartman hips and a great butt.
I miss that butt, I married a different girl but it was the best sex I ever had
>17 dating a 21 year old
Yes but the women are either obese, stinky, and/or trannies.
Cons in 2023 and all men and trannies
It's called the Isosceles Lock
Double white chocolate magnum with some caramel stuffed in between. Yummy
He's saying the twinks also frick you dense moron.
yeah, a love triangle. moron.
I fricked a random bar girl with my best friend, it really wasn’t gay it actually ruled, we both acted like Patrick bateman flexing and shit, we high fived at one point with one of us on each end of her
homie you gay. So so so gay
No cap by zendaya looks like a black boy here
So skinny and feminine
Who was in the wrong ?
seriously I had no idea Justin was the one who actually wrote the screenplay, how do you go from the utter kino all his videos produce to slop like this?
what the actual frick happened
I don't dislike Zendaya but the younger generation of 'movie stars' is pathetic in terms of charisma, talent, looks.
they used to be interesting people who laid it all on the line to make it, and that intensity bled into their work. these new stars are just hand picked by rep agencies who scour youtube and social media, or have rich parents. they can't relate to the normal people they're portraying at all.
Why do they never cast ugly Black folk as the romantic interest for the ugly women?
Because romantic comedies are the only genre of movie where casting ugly women is almost never done. I would frick bridget jones tbh
does she even get her breasts out
she cute, racists so mad, repeat forever.
>she cute
Maybe if it wasn't for her disgusting face.
I do like that her body is basically a stick.
Double Penetration
DV or DA
>Double Penetration
any Dutch door action?
Honestly if I had to frick Zendaya or a guy I would at least ask for some pictures of the guy and what he's like first before making my decision.
I mean, a cute twink most definitely beats Zendaya. Some cute twinks can even compete with actual feminine women.
i have no idea
>you're kinda cute but I bet you're insecure enough to let us both smash you then leave
My gf wants an MMF threesome. I'm not sure if it's alpha or cuck to do it
In that situation the other guy is alpha for being invited in, you're the cuck for allowing it
It's simple.
If you're involved then it is not cuckoldry. If you're on the sideline watching as another man fricks your girl you are a cuck.
how can this be "alpha" with another man in the room, you homosexual? the other man is the true alpha, he gets to frick a losers girl without having to put up with her in a relationship.
Imagine being this much of a social moron. Emotionally bankrupt fricking dumbass.
If your girlfriend or wife or whoever has a fantasy and you fulfill it you're an alpha by default. I realise an MMF must seem gay to a virgin like you but in reality there is only a little frottage between the two men. ESPECIALLY if you communicate that the focus will be on the girl. I've shared my girlfriend numerous of times and the reclamation sex after the guy is gone is amazing.
>I've shared my girlfriend numerous of times
holy shit anon. good bait.
your girlfriend had another penis in her vegana
By definition, an alpha is the one who mates. Make of it whatever you will.
How far do they take the sex scenes?
Is there a way of filming a double penetration into the ass and pussy in an R rated movie?
Discuss.
Is it gay if tips touch during a threesome?
yes.
3 men on a bed. Move along
>t.
idk maybe corners is a euphemism for frenulum of the penis therefore as long as the balls don't touch then a bit of frotage inside the vegana is not gay.
This movie was written by the Potion Seller btw, look it up
You are fricking lying i'm going to look this up and if you are right i'll kneel
it's actually fricking true, holy shit
Ok anon i'm sorry holy shit
Maybe he just wanted to see that spiderman girls breasts or something idk
>R rated tennis movie
GAY SEX with HATS on
All modern movies are just gay sex with different sets of window dressing
What's more attractive in current year: handsome face, low bodyfat, but twunk/twink body or handsome and built but like 20%+ bodyfat?
First one. Better to have lower bf to accentuate face and be on the thinner side than the reverse, although if you become built and then lean down that's better than both of them
It's going to be super gay like all F/M/M threesome are.
>b-but the balls didn't touch
Even if they didn't, double teaming means indirectly rubbing your dick against another man's dick. The wall between vegana and colon is quite thin.
>what is a spitroast
2 israelites, a Black person, a Super 8 was the original title
Do zoomers actually find zendaya attractive?
she's cute in a weirdo sort of way
Frick no. Disgusting mutt
>Verification not required
I can believe potion seller cucked Spider-Man
What an unflattering pic why is she so famous? Without makeup she is like a 4. I fricking hate clown world and I fricking hate zoomers.
OH MY FRICKING GOD (who doesn't exist by the way, Christo-fascist incelic scum). ANTI-BLACK BODIES RACISM ***AGAIN***?
I just CAN'T take it anymore! That does it! That's it, no more Mr. Nice Guy. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.
MAYONNAISE CHUD, your toxic rhetoric will NOT divide us.
Mayonnaise CHUD, we do not forget. We do not forgive. You have been warned.
We are the Chudbusters. Mayonnaise Chud of Chuddonnaise, consider yourself WARNED. This is ChudWATCH.
Chudbuster OUT.
What do you do in a threeway if the other guy cums in the girl and you still want to frick her?
Threeways are lame, I'd rather run a train
HOW THE FRICK IS IT A LOVE TRIANGLE IF ALL CORNERS TOUCH
THAT'S JUST A GOD DAMN CIRCLE
POTION SELLER
I'M GOING INTO BATTLE, AND I NEED YOUR HORNIEST WHITE BOYS
he means everyone gets a wiener in the mouth and in the butt
polyamory and cuckoldry with midtier mulatto Black folk
this is very disgusting and disrespectful to all black women...WE ARE A VERY PROUD RACE AND DESERVE RESPECT FOR OUR BLACK WOMEN AND OUR BLACK MEN
pic related brit pole dancing again
>Finally score a threesome
>It's MMF Zendaya
That's some monkey paw shit I tell you what.
people who play tennis are gays. end of story.
he means the two guys are going to frick each other
>otomege female gays are now running hollywood