>always irritated unless in solitude >slightly narcissistic >has a creative passion clarinet painting but procrastinates never seems to try hard enough to reach full potential resulting in being mediocre >compares himself to Squilliam someone he could have been if he reached full potential but didn’t resulting in internal shame
yeah he obviously gets ass on the regular, that's why he's so mad at spongebob and patrick all the time. he has ladies coming over and he doesn't want them to wienerblock. he's a bro when he doesn't think with his squidwiener.
Squidward is the dying man of culture who finds himself embedded in purposeless modernity.
At the end of the day, he has a nice, large house filled with art and culture he appreciates. Much superior living in a McPod, entertained and fed by goyslop, of which Spongebob enjoys. Even his jellyfishing is consumerist, ultimately.
He has a shitty, demoralizing job. But most men could handle that, with one caveat. Squidward needs some squidpussy, to squeeze his squiddick and push him out some squidheirs to share his dying culture with. With that one thing, his life is mostly okay. It can be insulated.
Note, Squilliam is an empty snob, a kind of man for which culture is merely furniture for the ego. He only enjoys culture as representative of his wealth and supposed superiority. It has no inherent interest to him.
Squidward is naturally a man of the land (well, sea), living in a soulless cosmopolitan environment, dominated by cheap consumerism and filled with simpletons.
His dissatisfaction is deep, and struggles with modernity itself. When transported to an ethnically homogeneous enclave, he finds he hates its rigidity and boredom. He hates the city, but at least its not a boring hatred. Notice, Squidward appreciates art for its own sake. He makes it for his own sake, and his fellow citizens (and the viewer) find it to be worthless. Notice, when the opportunity arises with the mocking plutocrat, his art can't even be bought. A joke? No, it shows Squidward is a man of blood and soil, his soul can't be bought, even when he wants to sell.
His tragedy is that he's dying, and he has no one to pass on his blood and spirit. He wrestles with existential dreads, a literary icon on par with Dr. Faustus and Raskolnikov. Truly, a tragic hero for the generations. His time has not yet come.
He seemed pretty reasonable to me
>My favorite show? Spongebob
tfw to intelligent to enjoy life
wagie rage
He was a whiny homosexual
>also witnessed
This is where the men cried
Loudward just woke up my entire street. I think I busted a speaker on my double monitor.
he's bald
>always irritated unless in solitude
>slightly narcissistic
>has a creative passion clarinet painting but procrastinates never seems to try hard enough to reach full potential resulting in being mediocre
>compares himself to Squilliam someone he could have been if he reached full potential but didn’t resulting in internal shame
damn he's just like me
remember when Squidward got mogged by Squilliam and he said "still playing the cash register i see"
i thought that was based
>Single bald male
>Single bald male
>Describes Spongebob, Patrick, Mr Krabs, and Squidward
>Bald male
>Plankton
Plankton haters stay losing
Squidward IS bald, he used to have flowing hair, and Spongebob denizens canonically judge baldness
doesn't matter, he's tall
yeah he obviously gets ass on the regular, that's why he's so mad at spongebob and patrick all the time. he has ladies coming over and he doesn't want them to wienerblock. he's a bro when he doesn't think with his squidwiener.
>failed music career
>eternal wagie shit tier pay with the greediest boss in history
>his two neighbors
tbh he's holding up better than I would
he seems to be doing fine
Quints
2006 HONDA CIVIC
>wagie
>bald
>poor
>not really good at anything
Talentless hack who will wageslave his entire life away seething at his betters. Many such cases!
And almost all of them enjoy shit shit show
>shit shit show
You've already hidden this thread, haven't you anon?
Different from the talentless hack who will leech on surplus value while seething at his betters.
Checked.
He was trying to play the clarinet in the dark.
i love squidward bros
Squidward is the dying man of culture who finds himself embedded in purposeless modernity.
At the end of the day, he has a nice, large house filled with art and culture he appreciates. Much superior living in a McPod, entertained and fed by goyslop, of which Spongebob enjoys. Even his jellyfishing is consumerist, ultimately.
He has a shitty, demoralizing job. But most men could handle that, with one caveat. Squidward needs some squidpussy, to squeeze his squiddick and push him out some squidheirs to share his dying culture with. With that one thing, his life is mostly okay. It can be insulated.
Note, Squilliam is an empty snob, a kind of man for which culture is merely furniture for the ego. He only enjoys culture as representative of his wealth and supposed superiority. It has no inherent interest to him.
Squidward is naturally a man of the land (well, sea), living in a soulless cosmopolitan environment, dominated by cheap consumerism and filled with simpletons.
His dissatisfaction is deep, and struggles with modernity itself. When transported to an ethnically homogeneous enclave, he finds he hates its rigidity and boredom. He hates the city, but at least its not a boring hatred. Notice, Squidward appreciates art for its own sake. He makes it for his own sake, and his fellow citizens (and the viewer) find it to be worthless. Notice, when the opportunity arises with the mocking plutocrat, his art can't even be bought. A joke? No, it shows Squidward is a man of blood and soil, his soul can't be bought, even when he wants to sell.
His tragedy is that he's dying, and he has no one to pass on his blood and spirit. He wrestles with existential dreads, a literary icon on par with Dr. Faustus and Raskolnikov. Truly, a tragic hero for the generations. His time has not yet come.
Is Squidward a squidcel or volsquid?
>tfw no squidwife
>tfw working for ~~*Krabs*~~
my face when im pepe squidward
Didn't the humans wake him up from a nice dream so they could demand eternal life?
he would've browsed Cinemaphile
Which boards would Squidward browse?
He'd be a janny on Cinemaphile
probably /b/ jack off to weird shit, come to Cinemaphile and have some crazy pretentious argument for hours, then go to Cinemaphile and be a gay
>broke
>wasted talent
>gay
>no one respects you
>depressed
>your most annoying coworker is your neighbor
>A fast food cashier could afford this in 1999
he can't afford pants though
ai_sponge > modern spongebob
Squigga