Maybe because that's not whites nature?maybe a white's nature is pumping up third worlders so that the third worlders will breed out the whites some day.
The nature of whites is to be very civilized. This causes them to run over the rest of the savage planet before domesticating themselves into extinction
You see that pinniped on the ice? Looks like he's hit rock bottom huh? Well, believe it or not, that poor seal is actually ME. How did I get in this situation, you may ask? It all started a few winters ago...
If you hate orcas, you’re a Black person subhuman.
They drown baby whales then don’t eat them, they tear the fins off sharks then don’t eat the shark, they play volleyball with a seal then leave after one bite
They’re big brain enough to just be sadists
Have you ever watched any documentary about the oceans? Its a big fricking empty space, it must be boring as frick to swim around all day with nothing to do. These big homies are just looking for some fun.
>LE "I DON'T THINK ABOUT YOU AT ALL"
that's exactly why you foids end up getting raped and murdered all the time lol, zero awareness
1 month ago
Anonymous
Meds.
1 month ago
Anonymous
ZERO
AWARENESS
1 month ago
Anonymous
Men get murdered at around twice the rate women do.
1 month ago
Anonymous
w*men die in stupider situations >LET ME JUST WALK DOWN THE STREET AT 2AM WOW IS THAT A MAN IN A POLICE UNIFORM BETTER LET HIM HANDCUFF ME AND TAKE ME INTO THE WOODS ALONE
it's just funny how fast it was. I get that it was deciding that one was a failed moron chick and not worth spending the resources on, but it's so fast it's funny >oh look at mommy's two strong birdies >*the moron tries to stand up* >alright enough of this
You are right, nature is a nightmare hell for 99% of creatures, even plants which try to strangle and steal from each other. The key is to understanding WHY is it so awful...
this is what happens when the humans become cucks and bow down to nature instead of dominating it. Orc whales start sinking small sailing boats in the Gibraltar and vandalize the rudders of bigger boats. If the first whales that did this were shot with a shotgun to the eye then the rest would have chilled the frick out but the thunberg Black folk were like >noooooooooooooo not the heckin whalerinos dei dindoo notin wrong dey good bois
frick this gay world
>those barrels
When I was in school one of my classmates dads came in with a bear pelt for show and tell and we were all amazed thinking we were going to hear the cool story about how they hunted a bear. Turned out they sat in a shed drinking and snacking and waited for the poor fricker to walk up to the baited barrel that it had become used to eating from. I went over to that kid's place after school once and when you walked in the door the walls were fricking covered in bear pelts they'd paid to shoot. Every year they'd get on a plane and fly to some place and pay a ludicrous sum to sit around until they could bag their new pelt and fly home to put on airs as sportsmen.
Meh, people like that are really just paying to clean up someone else's problem. There's too many bears in that area probably, so they pay to get their names on a list to be jannies
1 month ago
Anonymous
I don't mind hunters who eat what they kill or culling, I just mind when the cullers pretend like they're doing something sporting and showing off pelts like trophies of vanquished foes when they didn't even get off their ass. If there was a chance the bear might eat you THEN you can show off the pelt. A guy who rents a helicopter to hunt invasive hogs with an M60 is alright as long as he admits he does it because it's fun to fire an M60 from a helicopter while playing Fortunate Son, and not trying to paint himself up as a great hunter to kids.
1 month ago
Anonymous
being a "great hunter" means either >having a ton of land you inherited from your grandparents and bait/poach animals on
or >waking up at 5am to coat yourself in deer piss with a rifle and scope that can shoot half a mile so you can kill the inevitable deer that will walk into broad daylight 200 feet away
People like Joe Rogan are extreme outliers >If there was a chance the bear might eat you THEN you can show off the pelt.
This is one of the most definitive reddit takes of all time. "the point" of hunting is to eat the animal, not to strike off into the woods and try and kill the meanest sonofab***h you can find with a stick, you dumb homosexual.
1 month ago
Anonymous
Sure but don't take a picture of it and so on as if you bravely overcame a challenge by pressing a trigger right
1 month ago
Anonymous
>we need to ban guns
thanks reddit, keep us posted
1 month ago
Anonymous
You're not brave for pressing a trigger
1 month ago
Anonymous
thanks for the update reddit
1 month ago
Anonymous
You're not brave for pressing a trigger
1 month ago
Anonymous
yes reddit we know you want to ban guns
1 month ago
Anonymous
You're not brave for pressing a trigger
1 month ago
Anonymous
and?
1 month ago
Anonymous
>yes, I am a coward. What of it?
1 month ago
Anonymous
idiot
1 month ago
Anonymous
IAYC
1 month ago
Anonymous
are you aware of you intentionally creating a false dichotomy that nobody but you is participating in or are you genuinely a gay idiot who's copying someone smarter and more malicious than yourself?
1 month ago
Anonymous
I'm pretty sure that guy is just shitposting because the other guy went full moron and started talking about banning guns and reddit.
1 month ago
Anonymous
I am "the other guy" and I was making fun of the original homosexual for talking about how you can only hunt a bear if it can kill you which is again, an ur-reddit take.
1 month ago
Anonymous
>you can only hunt a bear if it can kill you
Literally no one said that, moron. Maybe you should stop being illiterate, that way you're not reduced to writing moronic posts and calling people reddit.
1 month ago
Anonymous
why don't you refer to
I don't mind hunters who eat what they kill or culling, I just mind when the cullers pretend like they're doing something sporting and showing off pelts like trophies of vanquished foes when they didn't even get off their ass. If there was a chance the bear might eat you THEN you can show off the pelt. A guy who rents a helicopter to hunt invasive hogs with an M60 is alright as long as he admits he does it because it's fun to fire an M60 from a helicopter while playing Fortunate Son, and not trying to paint himself up as a great hunter to kids.
> If there was a chance the bear might eat you
you moronic homosexual
1 month ago
Anonymous
>THEN you can show off the pelt
How about you read the whole post, you illiterate c**t. No one's said anything about you only being allowed to hunt/cull bears if they can hunt you back, the post was clear about culls being absolutely fine. It only said that you're a homosexual if you then make a trophy out of it to show off when there was zero skill involved.
1 month ago
Anonymous
>how about you uh, generate some HECKIN CONTEXT for some generic reddit statement about going into the woods to fight a moose with a stick?
No. You didn't even read the post in the first place before I quoted it to you >c**t
Bong/Upside down, disregarded due to being a cringe gay. Sorry bro maybe next life you won't be gay.
1 month ago
Anonymous
>can't read and so gets really butthurt and starts sperging about reddit out of nowhere instead
classic illiterate moron >Bong/Upside down
Those guys use c**t in a joking matter among friends. I'm calling you a dumb c**t.
1 month ago
Anonymous
So what is your point exactly, you spend so much time online that you now talk like a british person despite not being british? That's really pathetic, and, guess what, reddit as frick. I know you're from reddit, which is why you're b***hing about it being an insult and defending generic reddit talking points about how you need to go fight 17 wolverines with a stick or else you're a "daft illiterate c**t", and a coward. Keep crying about reddit's honor and in defense of some moron b***hing about some white trash chad he knew 2 decades ago. You're so smart, you absolute c**t 😉
1 month ago
Anonymous
>writing all this shit crying about reddit because you can't read
sad
1 month ago
Anonymous
I'm smarter than you, cooler than you, and you are defending homosexualry in general and upset about the word reddit because you're from reddit. You literally can't stop crying about reddit being a derogatory term (it is). It's basically the core theme of every single one of your posts. To repeat myself, to commit tautology, yet again, statements like "it's only hunting if you could actually get killed by the animal (because we really need to ban guns yall folx) are ur-reddit, they are the pre-reddit texts. Cry about it forever you stupid homosexual. I'm wasted and listening to ween, you're defending reddit and gay shitlib arguments.
1 month ago
Anonymous
>"the point" of hunting is to eat the animal
They certainly weren't eating the bear meat, they just wanted the pelt to show off. Why are you acting so fricking butthurt because someone doesn't like canned trophy hunting? I already said I don't mind hunters or even cullers. Of course things change if you're hunting for sustenance instead of a trophy, then you'd be a fool for not using bait. But you should also not pretend like you're as good of a hunter as the guy who doesn't just sit around waiting for something to walk up to the bait.
1 month ago
Anonymous
>be asshurt over some chad from 20 years ago who doesn't even remember you >get called a dumb homosexual >UH, WHY ARE YOU SO BUTTHURT?
😉
1 month ago
Anonymous
>a guy with money who basically paid to have a pelt delivered to him to show off >chad
Oh, I get it, you're one of those canned trophy guys and you're projecting yourself into the story.
1 month ago
Anonymous
The only thing I've ever hunted was squirrels.
You're not brave for pressing a trigger
you do be kafkatrappin doe frfr
1 month ago
Anonymous
Lynchian
1 month ago
Anonymous
>"the point" of hunting is to eat the animal
This. It's about food.
That person chopped the full vid that was posted on /gif/. the hunters lured the bear there and started shooting him from a few feet away. It was trying to scurry up the tree but the gunfire was too much
I don't think you appreciate just how thick a Walrus hide is. There's the same problem with large whales, when an adult dies of old age or whatever sharks can't really eat them because the skin is too fricking thick to chew through, so it floats around until it's decayed enough to sink and then the bottom-dwellers pick it clean.
The main reason is because we're just not edible to them. They live on things made out of blubber, to them we're literally nothing but bone and they have the intelligence and capabilities like echolocation to check that out whenever we're in the water(contrast with sharks who can't), and then they can also pass that knowledge on to their pod. So the only reason to attack us would be out of pure malice and very few animals would risk an injury to do something like that. They only toy with prey animals that have no way of hurting them.
We're talking about a species that's smart enough to develop hunting tactics where they team up with humans to make things easier for themselves, until they're personally affronted and call the hunting meets off: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killer_whales_of_Eden%2C_New_South_Wales
It's not about taste, buddy. It's them checking us out and seeing nothing but dense bones that'll be a b***h for them to pick clean. They don't even like eating shark cartilage, that's why they take one giant bite out of the shark's body where their liver is, because that's the best bit that requires no nibbling. Would you risk an injury to attack a chicken wing when you're surrounded by filets?
He realized that we are trapped in a prison planet and the only reason for his existence is to provide loosh to entities that feed of our emotions. Thus deciding to explore beyond, knowing he will die and finally escape from this world.
It's probably an evolved instinct to counter stagnation. They randomly explore and almost always die but sometimes they ensure the survival of everyone long term. ESS.
They were just lying, making that shit up so people wouldn't b***h at them for not interfering and saving him by putting him back with the rest, because they consider their "objectivity" and interesting shots more important than an animal's life.
It's very relevant. I have compassion when I see animals suffer I'm just involved in the industrial scale killing of them.
1 month ago
Anonymous
What about compassion for the ones you don’t see suffer? Picking and choosing is not logically consistent. Either it’s okay to kill and eat animals or it isn’t.
1 month ago
Anonymous
>What about compassion for the ones you don’t see suffer?
I have. >Picking and choosing is not logically consistent.
It's an emotion. It's very logical to only feel that emotion if something evokes it. >Either it’s okay to kill and eat animals or it isn’t.
Why does there have to be one ruling for every possible case of killing?
1 month ago
Anonymous
You've probably never seen an orca kill anything. You read some onions texts on message boards and you want to fit in with morons while trying to flex some moral superiority
Anything you have a nice day is guaranteed to be killed more humanely than something you buy at the supermarket. Your empathy is based on aesthetics and convenience.
>They don’t attack humans in the water.
They have ramped up their attacks boat rudders, though. We'll have to hope that's just a fad like when they started wearing dead fish as hats and that it'll die away instead of escalating into attacking the people on the boats as well.
Imagine if they started using that wave tactic that some of them use on seals on ice floes, except against boats to make them roll and capsize without the rudder to get them out of there.
If we find aliens it probably wont be a diplomatic envoy flying in a pretty UFO, it will be the 4th dimensional equivalent of two hicks with shotguns or a serial killer. Imagine what they could do to Earth in a week with grav-manipulation tech or biological agents
whaling days were likely rife with deluded Tim Treadwell idiots deluded into thinking they were 'friends' with these monsters
except they were consumed into the sea by comparison
They have an emergent form of politics and interspecies diplomacy. Think about what it means that there are no recorded human fatalities from orca in the wild but they eat very similar mammals all the time.
They actually follow their nature as apex predators.
Whites would be in a much better position right now if they followed theirs and brutally killed: israelites, Black folk, hispanics and shitskins.
Maybe because that's not whites nature?maybe a white's nature is pumping up third worlders so that the third worlders will breed out the whites some day.
shalom
But then who will pay for the third worlders? :/ themselves? lmfao
The nature of whites is to be very civilized. This causes them to run over the rest of the savage planet before domesticating themselves into extinction
And trannies, don’t forget trannies!
Image: The Post
Lol bidens approval ratings. Trump just doubled his net worth too.
Don't care about your american third world.
>Let that one live with his shame.
Lol
>waltuh
>Whaletuh
>watuh
Woah woah woah
You see that pinniped on the ice? Looks like he's hit rock bottom huh? Well, believe it or not, that poor seal is actually ME. How did I get in this situation, you may ask? It all started a few winters ago...
gotta eat big to stay big
>I'm hungry
Simple as
They drown baby whales then don’t eat them, they tear the fins off sharks then don’t eat the shark, they play volleyball with a seal then leave after one bite
They’re big brain enough to just be sadists
we should have never left the water
it's more like Black folk went into the water and developed into killer whales. Now whites are (shockingly) obsessed with sea Black folk
Their problem appears to be not starving to death. Nature is cruel and unforgiving and the weak must fear the strong.
Have you ever watched any documentary about the oceans? Its a big fricking empty space, it must be boring as frick to swim around all day with nothing to do. These big homies are just looking for some fun.
Man these buttholes piss me off. They even hunt fricking sperm whales. Bless humpbacks and pilot whales for occasionally bullying them.
>animal gets bullied
>fricking kills its bullies
you hate it for defending it's self from bullies
you disgust me
These are conscious individuals that choose to be the most evil they can just because they have no real competition. Inspirational in a fricked up way
>be the smartest thing in the sea, smarter than most things on land
>literally nothing to do but swim and eat and frick
You'd go crazy too.
Orcas know that the more suffering and agony inflicted on your meal, the better it tastes. Only cats and humans know this besides them.
I understand it's a wild nature and it's cruel and shit but orcas are fricking buttholes!
a lot of salty seals itt
orcas are the Black folk of the ocean.
no they’re not you moronic blubber pupper loving redditor
I don't even know what you just said, zoomie. kys.
>Verification not required.
If you hate orcas, you’re a Black person subhuman.
*kills you and only eats your liver*
heh, nothing personal kid
How the hell does an orca even remove a seal's liver?
https://www.nationalgeographic.co.uk/animals/2023/03/why-are-these-orcas-killing-sharks-and-removing-their-livers
Everybody post the orca skulls you have lying at your house, I'll start:
i'll acknowledge you and ask
why do you have an orca skull?
dang thats cool
Whales gotta eat too.
This is horrible, life was a mistake
It's the circle of life. Hakuna matata brother.
what a stupid animal, evolution is moronic
that's an optimal illusion right?
>that's an optimal illusion right?
Nah walruses are fricking huge.
Walrus weigh 3x more than polar bears
>das rite keep walkin wite boi
circle of life, brotha.
Discounting the pleasure of being dead. Stupid philosopher.
Then have a nice day you fricking soft homosexual. You're stealing air from poor animals.
can you fly Bobby
HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD
>Why would you peck a chick before throwing him out the nest?
>LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A NEWLY-HATCHED CHICK
NTRbros…
>Clock out homie, you done
i despise and hate the f*male sex
>LE "I DON'T THINK ABOUT YOU AT ALL"
that's exactly why you foids end up getting raped and murdered all the time lol, zero awareness
Meds.
ZERO
AWARENESS
Men get murdered at around twice the rate women do.
w*men die in stupider situations
>LET ME JUST WALK DOWN THE STREET AT 2AM WOW IS THAT A MAN IN A POLICE UNIFORM BETTER LET HIM HANDCUFF ME AND TAKE ME INTO THE WOODS ALONE
think you should take your meds
stop walking around at 2AM you dumb bawd
Must have been suffering from post hatch depression
>HE DONT FLY SO GOOD
it's just funny how fast it was. I get that it was deciding that one was a failed moron chick and not worth spending the resources on, but it's so fast it's funny
>oh look at mommy's two strong birdies
>*the moron tries to stand up*
>alright enough of this
>I SUPPOSE HE'S WONDERING WHY YOU'D PECK A CHICK BEFORE THROWING HIM OFF THE SIDE OF THE NEST
yeah
>All the crude copium to this quote
You are right, nature is a nightmare hell for 99% of creatures, even plants which try to strangle and steal from each other. The key is to understanding WHY is it so awful...
i dont think gnosticism makes much sense
why won't the pleroma clean up its abortion if it's so benevolent
They tried
You're right.
The people reacting to this have never killed anything, bunch of larpers pretending to be tough guys. They'd cry if a dog bit them.
It's never later to start gnosticmaxxing anon
Nature is horrific and teaches us nothing
How fricking strong do you have to be to drag out a fat seal OUT of the water?!
That is a strong motherfricking bear.
Why are their eyes bloodshot? Are they smoking weed up there in the arctic?
yeah I just shout into the ocean these days whenever I want to pickup some weed
You’d have trouble sleeping too if you were being hunted by a five ton monster
this was a great documentary series
shame about all the anthropogenic climate change propoganda
> as soon as 2020 there will be no more ice around here
but al gore said there'd be no polar icecaps by 2013
Its tiresome considering the amount air miles they clock up making the series
>tryna catch me ridin' dirty
humans of ocean
bro I love that webm in which they strategically create waves to topple the seal just epic to see that these animals can hunt so strategically
It's a killer. A murdering bastard, you know that.
who would win in a fight, a nuclear submarine or a pack of orcas?
well if it's a Russian sub it would probably just catch fire and sink on its own
take my gold sir
and the american sub would crash into a subsea mountain thinking it was an orca
FRICK ORCAS! I'm not scared of orcas. My sub can kick an orca's ass. Black and white Black person fish won't do SHIT.
>orcas have never eaten a human
pretty based if you ask me. The apex predator of the entire ocean is not messing with us
this is what happens when the humans become cucks and bow down to nature instead of dominating it. Orc whales start sinking small sailing boats in the Gibraltar and vandalize the rudders of bigger boats. If the first whales that did this were shot with a shotgun to the eye then the rest would have chilled the frick out but the thunberg Black folk were like
>noooooooooooooo not the heckin whalerinos dei dindoo notin wrong dey good bois
frick this gay world
>orcas sink small boats
that's pretty fricking based
>t. greta thunburgniggs
frick outta here gay
They are fiesting on migrants flesh anon. Orcas are litteral /misc/
They conquered the world and now have to do shit like this to stimulate themselves.
based Orca's.
What were they all lined up for?
orders
>reverse fishing
these little shits are so fricking cute i cant
i want to go there, grab one and smush my face in it and feed it some fish or smth
You can save them anon
No don't hurt the heckin walrusarino he deserves a chance too
>The walrus
what was his fricking plan?
Clearly doing the skip run bro
normally they would have a slip and slide made of glacial ice to get down, but because you wouldn't drive a hybrid car it melted
aim for the bushes
The camera crew scared him up there and then blamed it on global warming
he saw a bird and he longed to fly
literally me when its dark and i miscount the stairs
>those barrels
When I was in school one of my classmates dads came in with a bear pelt for show and tell and we were all amazed thinking we were going to hear the cool story about how they hunted a bear. Turned out they sat in a shed drinking and snacking and waited for the poor fricker to walk up to the baited barrel that it had become used to eating from. I went over to that kid's place after school once and when you walked in the door the walls were fricking covered in bear pelts they'd paid to shoot. Every year they'd get on a plane and fly to some place and pay a ludicrous sum to sit around until they could bag their new pelt and fly home to put on airs as sportsmen.
Meh, people like that are really just paying to clean up someone else's problem. There's too many bears in that area probably, so they pay to get their names on a list to be jannies
I don't mind hunters who eat what they kill or culling, I just mind when the cullers pretend like they're doing something sporting and showing off pelts like trophies of vanquished foes when they didn't even get off their ass. If there was a chance the bear might eat you THEN you can show off the pelt. A guy who rents a helicopter to hunt invasive hogs with an M60 is alright as long as he admits he does it because it's fun to fire an M60 from a helicopter while playing Fortunate Son, and not trying to paint himself up as a great hunter to kids.
being a "great hunter" means either
>having a ton of land you inherited from your grandparents and bait/poach animals on
or
>waking up at 5am to coat yourself in deer piss with a rifle and scope that can shoot half a mile so you can kill the inevitable deer that will walk into broad daylight 200 feet away
People like Joe Rogan are extreme outliers
>If there was a chance the bear might eat you THEN you can show off the pelt.
This is one of the most definitive reddit takes of all time. "the point" of hunting is to eat the animal, not to strike off into the woods and try and kill the meanest sonofab***h you can find with a stick, you dumb homosexual.
Sure but don't take a picture of it and so on as if you bravely overcame a challenge by pressing a trigger right
>we need to ban guns
thanks reddit, keep us posted
You're not brave for pressing a trigger
thanks for the update reddit
You're not brave for pressing a trigger
yes reddit we know you want to ban guns
You're not brave for pressing a trigger
and?
>yes, I am a coward. What of it?
idiot
IAYC
are you aware of you intentionally creating a false dichotomy that nobody but you is participating in or are you genuinely a gay idiot who's copying someone smarter and more malicious than yourself?
I'm pretty sure that guy is just shitposting because the other guy went full moron and started talking about banning guns and reddit.
I am "the other guy" and I was making fun of the original homosexual for talking about how you can only hunt a bear if it can kill you which is again, an ur-reddit take.
>you can only hunt a bear if it can kill you
Literally no one said that, moron. Maybe you should stop being illiterate, that way you're not reduced to writing moronic posts and calling people reddit.
why don't you refer to
> If there was a chance the bear might eat you
you moronic homosexual
>THEN you can show off the pelt
How about you read the whole post, you illiterate c**t. No one's said anything about you only being allowed to hunt/cull bears if they can hunt you back, the post was clear about culls being absolutely fine. It only said that you're a homosexual if you then make a trophy out of it to show off when there was zero skill involved.
>how about you uh, generate some HECKIN CONTEXT for some generic reddit statement about going into the woods to fight a moose with a stick?
No. You didn't even read the post in the first place before I quoted it to you
>c**t
Bong/Upside down, disregarded due to being a cringe gay. Sorry bro maybe next life you won't be gay.
>can't read and so gets really butthurt and starts sperging about reddit out of nowhere instead
classic illiterate moron
>Bong/Upside down
Those guys use c**t in a joking matter among friends. I'm calling you a dumb c**t.
So what is your point exactly, you spend so much time online that you now talk like a british person despite not being british? That's really pathetic, and, guess what, reddit as frick. I know you're from reddit, which is why you're b***hing about it being an insult and defending generic reddit talking points about how you need to go fight 17 wolverines with a stick or else you're a "daft illiterate c**t", and a coward. Keep crying about reddit's honor and in defense of some moron b***hing about some white trash chad he knew 2 decades ago. You're so smart, you absolute c**t 😉
>writing all this shit crying about reddit because you can't read
sad
I'm smarter than you, cooler than you, and you are defending homosexualry in general and upset about the word reddit because you're from reddit. You literally can't stop crying about reddit being a derogatory term (it is). It's basically the core theme of every single one of your posts. To repeat myself, to commit tautology, yet again, statements like "it's only hunting if you could actually get killed by the animal (because we really need to ban guns yall folx) are ur-reddit, they are the pre-reddit texts. Cry about it forever you stupid homosexual. I'm wasted and listening to ween, you're defending reddit and gay shitlib arguments.
>"the point" of hunting is to eat the animal
They certainly weren't eating the bear meat, they just wanted the pelt to show off. Why are you acting so fricking butthurt because someone doesn't like canned trophy hunting? I already said I don't mind hunters or even cullers. Of course things change if you're hunting for sustenance instead of a trophy, then you'd be a fool for not using bait. But you should also not pretend like you're as good of a hunter as the guy who doesn't just sit around waiting for something to walk up to the bait.
>be asshurt over some chad from 20 years ago who doesn't even remember you
>get called a dumb homosexual
>UH, WHY ARE YOU SO BUTTHURT?
😉
>a guy with money who basically paid to have a pelt delivered to him to show off
>chad
Oh, I get it, you're one of those canned trophy guys and you're projecting yourself into the story.
The only thing I've ever hunted was squirrels.
you do be kafkatrappin doe frfr
Lynchian
>"the point" of hunting is to eat the animal
This. It's about food.
you think that guy ate the bears he shot? moron
Is this real? Why does he fall so funny
That person chopped the full vid that was posted on /gif/. the hunters lured the bear there and started shooting him from a few feet away. It was trying to scurry up the tree but the gunfire was too much
nabbed some honey but he forgot he was glucose intolerant thankfully he had a can of redbull so he flew right back up
He didnt fly so good
ahh, so that's the original to this one
but srsly tho, did he died?
I want to put a walrus on a trebuchet and launch it at my enemies
>God DAMMIT
That's a big guy
4
U
Kino
>BEAM ME UP, SCOTTY!!!!!
kek.
aren't owls hunting birds? lil bro was risking his life
Owls are beautiful creatures, stop worrying.
that cat and bird are living together its just that the cat can be sometimes autistic
I wonder if seal is tasty
Probably sustained the bear for a bit.
How did this moron screw that up
I don't think you appreciate just how thick a Walrus hide is. There's the same problem with large whales, when an adult dies of old age or whatever sharks can't really eat them because the skin is too fricking thick to chew through, so it floats around until it's decayed enough to sink and then the bottom-dwellers pick it clean.
It is fishy and oily.
>m-mommy?
He wasn't there https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQY_QL_wvQU
Whales can and should be raised in captivity to provide food and especially animal protein for the rapidly expanding human population of the world.
I value the life of 1 whale higher than 10.000 third worlders. I'd gladly exchange the whole of Africa for a pod of whales.
Don’t these frickers click so loud it makes you deaf
The vibrations are so intense your body starts cooking itself internally.
sounds like bs
for some reason they dont do it around people
i also wonder why orcas dont eat us, they probably know we will cause trouble in the end...
The main reason is because we're just not edible to them. They live on things made out of blubber, to them we're literally nothing but bone and they have the intelligence and capabilities like echolocation to check that out whenever we're in the water(contrast with sharks who can't), and then they can also pass that knowledge on to their pod. So the only reason to attack us would be out of pure malice and very few animals would risk an injury to do something like that. They only toy with prey animals that have no way of hurting them.
We're talking about a species that's smart enough to develop hunting tactics where they team up with humans to make things easier for themselves, until they're personally affronted and call the hunting meets off: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killer_whales_of_Eden%2C_New_South_Wales
if a predator is hungry it will eat literally anything it can to survive, no matter how good or bad it tastes
It's not about taste, buddy. It's them checking us out and seeing nothing but dense bones that'll be a b***h for them to pick clean. They don't even like eating shark cartilage, that's why they take one giant bite out of the shark's body where their liver is, because that's the best bit that requires no nibbling. Would you risk an injury to attack a chicken wing when you're surrounded by filets?
me on tinder
I'm just so tired.
>I've done it again haven't I
>Is it spring again already?
ah yes, sunday morning
This was a poor old circus bear they kept in a cage its whole life before it was abandoned for being too old
Yeah she's had enough of life, but at least she's comfortable in her last days.
>this is what no sex does to a female
she needs some other old ass bear with dementia to smash her to pieces
whats ur mom doin tonight?
Bless her.
Sad.
Me after a night on cider and a munchie box
>He's still got it!
>He only looks 20!
Why is this site obsessed with this one scene, there's lots of Cinemaphile kino yet it's always about the orcas pushing seal off of ice using teamwork
>posts penguins
>doesn't post a scene with penguins which Cinemaphile is obsessed with
why did he go mountains?
Went to train with a penguin monk, to come back stronger than ever before and help the least fortunate.
holy shit penguins are the cutest
Is this canon?
Yes.
my wife
shes not real
The best part is the little guy is a completely different penguin species but wanted the bird to frick off anyway
>manlet saves the day
kino
>Yeah that's right, get the frick outta here b***h-boy!
He wants an albino penguin gf.
>even if you catch him and put him with the other he will go back to the mountains
Did they explain why? What is it?
He probably has some kind neurological condition. Earth's magnetic field is fricking with him.
He realized that we are trapped in a prison planet and the only reason for his existence is to provide loosh to entities that feed of our emotions. Thus deciding to explore beyond, knowing he will die and finally escape from this world.
It's probably an evolved instinct to counter stagnation. They randomly explore and almost always die but sometimes they ensure the survival of everyone long term. ESS.
They were just lying, making that shit up so people wouldn't b***h at them for not interfering and saving him by putting him back with the rest, because they consider their "objectivity" and interesting shots more important than an animal's life.
>just a broken guy
>this animal eats things that I think are cute
>that means it's le evil!
Past a certain age, consuming disney content can be a bad thing
it's called empathy. it's a white people thing. don't bother.
I feel happy for the whales having their version of a hamburger
Pigs, cows, chickens etc are all cute and you eat them
Stop being a little b***h
I don't kill them myself though.
So you think farmers are evil?
No.
It's very relevant. I have compassion when I see animals suffer I'm just involved in the industrial scale killing of them.
What about compassion for the ones you don’t see suffer? Picking and choosing is not logically consistent. Either it’s okay to kill and eat animals or it isn’t.
>What about compassion for the ones you don’t see suffer?
I have.
>Picking and choosing is not logically consistent.
It's an emotion. It's very logical to only feel that emotion if something evokes it.
>Either it’s okay to kill and eat animals or it isn’t.
Why does there have to be one ruling for every possible case of killing?
You've probably never seen an orca kill anything. You read some onions texts on message boards and you want to fit in with morons while trying to flex some moral superiority
That is irrelevant
Anything you have a nice day is guaranteed to be killed more humanely than something you buy at the supermarket. Your empathy is based on aesthetics and convenience.
Having empathy is one thing, understanding that cute things get eaten and is a part of nature is another
distributing the weight good idea
Lmao he's just like me.
Love polar bears.
Pure cinema, such a story told without words
do you slide around on your floor or something?
>TFW Bears are smarter than most humans
Their problem is immigrants
>Be seal
>get attacked by Killer Whale
>incident photographed
>photograph shared online
>OP asks the obvious.
What is your problem, OP?
Bad thread. Stop posting mean webms.
Seals are delicious.
We are really missing out by not eating them
Someone messed with his woman and now he's out for revenge.
Pretty good movie, KINO soundtrack
Sadly it's overlooked and derided as being a cash grab after 'Jaws', which it was but they did end up making a good movie to grab that cash.
I wanna cuck an Orca now
So glad I grew up before the world entered this cucked phase. Killer whales were our badass friends
You can still be friends with orcas. They don’t attack humans in the water.
>They don’t attack humans in the water.
They have ramped up their attacks boat rudders, though. We'll have to hope that's just a fad like when they started wearing dead fish as hats and that it'll die away instead of escalating into attacking the people on the boats as well.
Imagine if they started using that wave tactic that some of them use on seals on ice floes, except against boats to make them roll and capsize without the rudder to get them out of there.
Good. Frick Black folk and Yachts.
you overestimate how easy it is to capsize boats.
The only people in danger are cayakers
you have a wild imagination
Thread theme.
Majestic
Pacific Rim 3 looking good.
>CRAB BATTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Heh, watashi wa SPIN DRIVAH SAIKO POWAAA
>*snab*
>NANI!?
>*kurabu throh*
>BAKANAAAAAA
That's amazing
What does anything ITT have to do with TELEVISION or FILM?
have a nice day
Same as the rest of the worlds
Fricking piece of shit antisemitic orcas. Chuds of the sea.
t.
"I've killed bigger."
>flirting vs harassment
the fricking dolphins don't get the same treatment despite being the #1 rapists of the ocean.
>social animal reaches near-human intelligence
>immediately starts torturing other animals for fun (dolphins, orcas, chimps)
Really makes you think.
Don't forget the endless rape
>near-human intelligence
yeah no
>t. never went to brazil
>brazilians
>human
If we find aliens it probably wont be a diplomatic envoy flying in a pretty UFO, it will be the 4th dimensional equivalent of two hicks with shotguns or a serial killer. Imagine what they could do to Earth in a week with grav-manipulation tech or biological agents
They already found earth millions of years ago and currently humanity is undergoing domestication by their chosen ones
oh gee I thought Free Willy from the 90s that was like a big dog or something just ate seaweed or whatever
how could this have happened .. oh no ..
whaling days were likely rife with deluded Tim Treadwell idiots deluded into thinking they were 'friends' with these monsters
except they were consumed into the sea by comparison
apparently they do the banana when theyre happy
>Let me relate my incel worldview to nature: the thread
orcas look cool cause no-one generally knows where their eyes are on their body
so they look vaguely like some high contrast Terminator-beast
A cat sized polar bear would be a cool pet
They have an emergent form of politics and interspecies diplomacy. Think about what it means that there are no recorded human fatalities from orca in the wild but they eat very similar mammals all the time.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_Tom_(orca)
Based orcas