What the frick is this even about?

What the frick is this even about?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The rings of power

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If it's inspired by Tolkien, some gay nerd shit no doubt

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >inspired
      I doubt it. More like they wanted to spit on Tolkien, but since he's dead, tainting his legacy was the next best thing

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They didn't taint his legacy at all. If it was a biting intellectual satire deconstructing his work, that would be tainting. RoP is just shitty fan-fiction given a blank check.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    karma ritual, realistically the plot device is a bbc ring but canonically, truth is rather obfuscated so mininaml attemtps to mend were taken in spite

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Money laundering and felony tax evasion?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't forget tax payer subsidy.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Literally no one knows, including the writers, directors, and producers.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's secretly Marvel's new Fu Manchu movie

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    powerful rings

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rangz is garbage slop for brown morons.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    something about rings

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Humiliation ritual for the fans

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The rings of power

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dem rangs, homie

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It’s about being inclusive anon. Become a global citizen.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's about handing a billion dollars to people with no professional writing experience because you're that desperate to have the next GoT.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lawd, dem rangz

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Amazon has hilariously cheap products and that cost cutting bare minimum optimization attitude is apparent here as well.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wasting your time and infuriating you

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What the frick is this even about?
    Amazon doesn't even know.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's about using a random broken elvish sword to activate a mecanism in a mountain to turn it into Mount Doom.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      God Morf is so fricking hot

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I LOVE BERRIES MMM I LOVE SQUISHING THEM AGAINST MY FAT LIPS, PORCINE MOUTH AND BULBOUS TOUNGE I LOVE THE WAY THEY BURST AND POP AND DRIZZLE DOWN MY LIPS AND BOTH OF MY CHINS I QUIVER WITH DELIGHT AT BERRIES, I AM SAMWISES LOVE OF POTATOES FEMINIZED FINALLY I LOVE BERRIES AND HOW THE TANG AND SEED SPLURTS OUT OF MY MOUTH I FEAR NO WOLF FOR I WALK THE BERRY PATH THERES BERRY SENSE AND NONCE SENSE AND I LOVE THE WAY THE BERRIES TASTE AND FEEL AND I DONT LIKE NORI MAKING ME WALK MY WHILE FAMILYS DEAD, THEIR BELLIES BURST FULL O BERRIES I WISH LEADER BlackFOOT WOULDNT LAUGH ABOUT MY VERY DEAR, BERRY KILLED FAMILY OF FAT GIT LOSERS THAT WIZARD HAS A BIG DICK NORI DO YOU THINK HIS BERRIES ARE RIPE I LOVE BERRIES IS JUST WHAT I NEED YOU TO KNOW ABOUT ME, POPPY, THE BERRY LOVING FAT LOSER WHO CANT EVEN GET ONE OF THESE HARLEMFOOTS TO HELP WITH MY WAGON AND IM SICK FROM BERRIES BUT NOT OF BERRIES BECAUSE I LOVE BERRIES SO MUCH I CANT WALK AND HAVE PICOS AND HAES BERRIES DONT DEFINE ME BUT I LOVE BERRIES WAIT DONT LEAVE ME AND MY BERRIES BEHIND!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She has a lovely voice

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >anon, do you know why a stone sinks or whatever? because the stone only looks down and cannot see the light for you must have faith

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's about completely vindicating Christopher Tolkien

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thank God JRR had Christopher Tolkien as a son and not a Brian Herbert, even if it only kicked the darkness down the road for an extra generation.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Christopher and Brian are the same, Tolkien fans are just too dumb to tell. There is no fricking way JRR Tolkien wrote the Silmarillion. The writing is plebeian to the extreme.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          wat
          Brian pls

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >How Sauron made the rings and convinced everyone to take them even though he's evil
    >Where the guy who defeated Sauron (aka Isildur) came from, and what happened to his people
    >What Mordor used to be like, how it got all fricked up, and what led to that
    >What Elrond and Galadriel were up to around that time, and how they affected events
    >There is a black elf
    >How a wizard's first contact with people in Middle Earth was with nomadic Hobbits who had not settled in the Shire yet
    >There are dwarves, and one is black

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It really is amazing how house of the dragon eclipsed this shit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yet there are still daily RoP threads but no House of Dragon threads

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >take the rang out yo bussy, playa

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just watched half an episode, It's Amazon's fanfiction.

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