What the frick is this movie?!

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    a near miss

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      So a hit?

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's about a coomer who thinks these demons are gonna give him an orgy but they torture him instead because they're demons and to them pain is pleasure or something.
    Then he escapes them using this one weird trick.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not quite. He got what he wanted but found he couldn't handle it. Pain and pleasure, indivisible.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    THE BOX

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kino

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    cuck fetish film

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    gay sado fetisj

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    THE THREAD
    YOU OPENED IT

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gay israeli degenerate's wet dream

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    An extremely israeli film

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not even pinhead is as depraved as your average israelite. He would need extensive therapy from the engineer just to get rid of his ptsd

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only good movie in the series.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP confirmed zoomer that liked the Hulu one

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not the 80's anymore, GRANDPA!!!!!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Low-budget horror flick with a cute final girl, menacing villains and some great practical effects.

      The Hulu one was fine, but whole addiction storyline was unnecessary and took up too much of the focus of a film named Hellraiser.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mostly bad movie that is neat conceptually and has a few good effects shots. If the new one wasn't so pozzed and cenobites didn't look so rubbery I'd say it's better than the first. Hellraiser 2 is the best tbh

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like 1 2 3 and 4 the most.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >If the new one wasn't so pozzed
      brother are you high. the new one was moronic. hurr durr i scratched you with the box now you suffer in hell. cenobite comically stuck in a door. who the frick wrote this

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >hurr durr i scratched you with the box now you suffer in hell.
        The cenobites make deals with people all the time though, at least in the first one they let did

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    THe guy who wrote the book its based on, clive barker is gay. Its supposed to be about getting fricked in the ass for the first time.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It wasn’t based on Clive barker, but he wrote it.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    she's so cute bros

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She still is.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking kino is what it is. Barker is a based homosexual.
    >Check out my new knife, babe

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its a dated pile of shit. Clive Barker obviously was deeply influenced by Bresson, regarding the caliber of his “actors.” I was hoping for an event horizon-esque cosmic horror, instead I get a bunch of homosexuals in costumes standing around in an attic while the other morons run around trying to get through the scene with a straight face.

    There is nothing impressive about practical effects, which was the only thing this movie had going for it.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I second that

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you moronic? Do you need explanation?

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    thats Hellraiser

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's about gay sex, which is inherently sadomasochistic and practiced only by mentally ill people. The plot should make sense once you analyze it from that perspective.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      But frank wasn’t gay

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Use your brain to interpret the film, which is the product of a homosexual director/writer in the 80s, instead of taking the plot literally like a mongoloid.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          He wasn't even gay in the book.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're either moronic or a homosexual

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Read the book, zoomer.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm calling you moronic because you didn't understand what I said in any sense, not because you're wrong about the literal details of the plot.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Your generation sees gay sex in literally everything. You even think Herbert West was gay in Re-Animator.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Another moron that thinks I'm saying characters are gay.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry, zoomslice. You post like a woman, you can't expect a man to play guessing games to understand your gay slant on life.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Clive Barker has no reason to make a secretly gay character.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're moronic too by the way. Funny how horror fans aren't capable of examining films in even the most rudimentary way.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Maybe you're just moronic at articulating yourself? Ever think of that fartbrain?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                It should be obvious to you that I'm talking about the meaning of the story at a metaphorical level.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you have to keep repeating "it should be obvious" but never actually elaborate or make a point then you are just bad at articulating yourself.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I said I was not talking about the literal plot in my second post. If that wasn't clear enough for you that's your problem.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Use your brain to interpret the film, which is the product of a homosexual director/writer in the 80s, instead of taking the plot literally like a mongoloid.

        He wasn't even gay in the book.

        You're either moronic or a homosexual

        Frank is the embodiment of boomer early onset degeneracy(adultery, pre-martial sex)whom seeks out the outer limits hedonism. He finds the exotic puzzle box that's supposed to lead to shangri-la and infinite pleasure but it's a realm of sadomasochistic torture(homosexuality,bdsm, modern degeneracy).

        It's basically about barker going gay back in the 80s when it was an underground thing. A 1980s slippery slope story.

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was potential for a great franchise that fumbled and lost it's footing with the sequels.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They all held their own as good kino, only the most recent ones jumped the shark a bit.

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    WH40k dark eldar are the only thing good to come of hellraiser

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jesussaved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching to Geicololkek

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    THE TREATS
    YOU OPENED THEM

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    we have such sights to show you

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that a motherfricking TIE-X?

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    There’s nothing really gay at all about Hellbound Heart or Hellraiser. Being late 80s, perhaps Barker didn’t think gay horror would sell. But I doubt it. But than again, no gay shit in first 4 Child’s Play movies. Now it’s all gay shit because homosexual creator gone full Pride shit

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's why the Cenobites wear gay BDSM gear.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        BDSM not just for gay people. Cenobites were mostly androgynous. Barker could easily had gay sex in his book but and made Frank a full on degenerate having having ass sex. It wouldn’t be a shocker if he did but Barker never elaborated on it. It really was a love story between Julia and psycho Frank

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          That type of leather shit was part of gay culture at the time.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            That’s true but the extent of gay shit. Pretty mild compared to say how gay Child’s Play is now. In fact, I can’t think of any legit gay characters in any of the Hellraiser movies except troony in the reboot

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              There don't have to be gay characters in it for it to be gay. People going after the puzzle box are the equivalent of bug chasers, men who've gotten their buttholes fisted to the point of needing colostomy bags, dudes slurping up cum off the floor of bathhouses, etc. That's what gay "culture" is.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Funny you say this. Barker said a while back Hellraiser is tame compared to shit today. People getting piercings on dicks, breasts, splitting their tongues. eating buttholes in giant gay orgy smash. Like you said, ass fricking so much got rectal prolapse

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