What the frick is this shit?
Where is the sci-fi?
Where is the humor?
Where is the creativity?
This is just awful
Unironically dropped for eternity.
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What the frick is this shit?
Where is the sci-fi?
Where is the humor?
Where is the creativity?
This is just awful
Unironically dropped for eternity.
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Dan Harmon got #MeTooed and since then has given women writers control of the show
fpbp
it's simply this.
women aren't funny and are obsessed with their own c**ts.
It’s weird tho bc this ep is literally a Dan Harmon cuck fantasy
Its a "my own clone" episode because they realized they can add Space Beth as a recurring character and not have to pay anyone more money.
They also may have felt like torpedoing the rule 34 because if they didn't just lez out/have a 3-way people would make fan art, and now that its a thing its pretty meh.
Every chapter is a Harmon cuck fantasy.
no harmon was always this way . he get too drunk and show you his favorite cuck porn at the bar .this is cuz he got cucked by his wife in 2014. he was a wreck around town . good drunk, tho he gets kinda racist when blacked out drunk
it's unironically the exact same it was during season 1 and 2. the only difference is that the novelty is gone. i will not read any replies.
someone's trying to kill you, look out behind you!
Kekeke... Little did you know, I would use your message to intercept the assassin myself.
Nobody touches the daimyo on my watch.
Hey dude, I'm ready to send you that $500 over PayPal. Waiting for your confirmation before I can hit Send.
>I will not read any replies
I kneel
it had those things in the beginning, but on a much much smaller level
>it's unironically the exact same it was during season 1 and 2.
It's quite literally not the same because of the changes to the writing team in Season 3
Gay
Somehow gayer. Zoomers have ruined this place
>won’t read any replies
Read this reply or your mother dies in her sleep tonight.
What fricking "novelty"? Rick and Morty doesn´t do anything that hasn´t been done before.
The writing is shittier and dialogue is less funny. Went back to the gazorpazorp episode in season 1 and watched the bit with the boulder and it was funnier than anything put into this new episode
if you die nobody cares irl
rick and morty lost the plot after season 2
there was no plot before season 3
>no plot
Thats why s1/s2 is good
no, not at all
3>4>5>2>1
pilot of season 3 is the best episode
season 4 has more best episodes
season 2 is ok
season 1 is the worst
You are either moronic or a woman.
i just like the good episodes, i rewatch the whole series all the time
The pilot was the best
there's way better episodes than that
But its got my favorite sene in it
And NO its not pedo shit
Your fault for still watching this trash after the last 3 seasons.
Second episode was unironically great. Felt like true season 1
Oh really? Did you like the smart writing reporting the word die hard again and again? Was that pen convey to you?
seriously? I thought this was the funniest episode so far
You have some problems son. I know that humor is pretty subjective thing. But there were none in this episode.
this season is the best yet
really strong start, really good writing, let's hope the rest is as good or better
stop stirring shit up
I'm Mr. Meeseeks, look at me! the realistic video game console was neat but the central plot of the episode wasn't funny
I wish Meeseeks were real. I'd use them to make me cum.
I'm Mr. Meeseeks, look at me! go frick yourself
literally
They pretty much nailed it when Jerry pointed out the thing they were really getting off on was the idea of forbidden love and the second Jerry gave it his blessing it wasn't nearly as hot.
The video game shit was tight though. Wish they'd run with that for their next improv anthology episode.
>They pretty much nailed it when Jerry pointed out the thing they were really getting off on was the idea of forbidden love and the second Jerry gave it his blessing it wasn't nearly as hot.
But it was, did you not listen to them have a fricking threeway right after?
I dont know anymore anons i just dont
Solar opposites is the better rick and morty
Christ that image is your example of why it's better?
This is literally a 2012 r/atheism tier joke. I can literally smell you through my computer screen. Take a fricking shower.
It's the only joke like that in the entire show
Why did they change it from the original shot where it's the Koran?
Solar oposites does the episodic aspect of the shows better, the whole wall and s-cops shit was amazing
The thing rick and morty does wrong is the transition between good lore-oriented episodes and episodic shit. Like the second episode of season 6 feels like shit compared to these now but idk why
>cartoonists acting like they understand either of those books
I can tell reddit loves this show just from this one image.
Normally, I shit all over people that can't shut up about redd!t on Cinemaphile but they're right this time.
Fedoracore atheists suck dick and are extremely cringe, but religion is expontentially worse and ruins countless lives every single day. I hate how that whole cringey fad created a new wave of bible defenders out of the same edgy contrarians that in another life would be sporting fedoras themselves.
>t. Fedoracore atheist
Atleast it was better than the previous episode
How is someone falling in love with a clone of themselves not a Science-Fiction premise?
There was plenty of humor, all the video game jokes landed and they were creative.
This episode was good, if you dropped the show here and not back at the dragon episode, then you have shit taste.
I didn't laugh at a single thing. Smirked at first but then they drag every joke out endlessly until it's well beyond eye rolling. Same as the stupid die hard shit. They are not doing a good job this season.
The only funny thing in the Die Hard episode was the idea of an alien race basing their entire culture on Die Hard.
>an alien race
It was just that one guy.
Try watching without a fricking laugh counter that might be getting in the way of your enjoyment
>I smirked once it was .42 of a smile this show is TERRIBLE
If there was a clone of me I would absolutely love myself. I'd frick me all the time too. I have such a nice ass and huge wiener hnnnng
S1-S2
>Oh, so it's like a lesser version of Futurama or whatever? Yeah, it's OK, I guess.
S3-whatever
>WTF is this even? Wait, there's a plot? You mean that one-time joke 5 episodes ago that's being mentioned now and the viewer is expected to pretend it's meaningful? Or remember it at all? So... why are they shitting on Jerry again?
>WHAT YOU GOT TO REMEMBER EPISODES WHY DO I EVEN WATCH TELEVISION?!?!
this is you, you unabashed homosexual
If you need to twist my words to prove a point, it means you've lost already.
I accept your concession.
you're fricking moronic
I already accepted your concession. You don't need to reply.
I found it pretty funny
and hot
moronic female
newsflash: it was trash since the very beginning
>federation plot for exactly 3 episodes before wrapping it up and going back to sperm invasion-tier episodes again
not surprising since justin hasn't been involved in writing since season 4
I straight up didn't get a few jokes. Can someone explain the Naruto reference at the end? Why was Venusian just French? Why did Morty ask "how old are we? We've had a million thanksgivings"? Why was Morty thankful for the Discovery Channel? Why did Rick hide the bottle at the end, was that supposed to tell us it was the liquor's fault? Also what the frick was the end scene? Jerry kissed himself then says thank you and walks off?
Are these supposed to be jokes or references that I don't get or has this show been completely taken over by women?
le random funny
>Can someone explain the Naruto reference at the end?
there's giant incest baby named Naruto in space that was made from Summer's egg and Morty's sperm, chuds episode
>Why was Venusian just French?
idk
>Why did Morty ask "how old are we?
meta joke, they don't grow old because it's a cartoon
>Why was Morty thankful for the Discovery Channel?
just rundom shit because he couldn't think of anything because his mind was busy
>Why did Rick hide the bottle at the end, was that supposed to tell us it was the liquor's fault?
idk
>Also what the frick was the end scene? Jerry kissed himself then says thank you and walks off?
just a funny joke, beth had sex with beth but for jerry it was enough to give another jerry just a little peck
I thought the Naruto thing was a reference to another episode but couldn't remember it and had no interest in looking back. Wasn't even that long ago and I already forgot lol must've been a great episode. Thanks for the answers even though I still don't get the rest. The meta joke would make sense if he didn't say they'd had a million thanksgivings too, that made no sense in any context. Still have no idea why Jerry kissed another Jerry unless maybe he did it for revenge or something.
>forgets incest baby
ok, good for you
we don't know if it was the same Jerry. I assumed they wanted to show they were equally opportunity/ it was not just beth. could also be testing the grounds to see if he would be into it.
>meta
Meta still makes sense. the show has been going on for years and they have not aged a year. boy is at an age were each year brings noticeable changes. hell in RL his sister would be hallway to marriage or uni
>Discovery Channel
because sex. he was having trouble coming up with stuff since the banging was on his mind and Discovery Channel came to mind. kind of like that song "lets do it like they do it on Discovery Channel"
turkey rick is the new thing now b***h
turkey rick is only during thanksgiving so they can get pardoned by the president
I watched every season but cat remember shit of this stuff
>Why did Rick hide the bottle at the end, was that supposed to tell us it was the liquor's fault?
I wondered this too. It was shown it such a way that it obviously had some meaning
Because Beth is an alcoholic and its been shown many times.
>She gave summer a black eye on picture day because she was drunk
>She went straight for a drink after shooting Mr Poopybutthole
>She has a stash that she keeps in the back of the toilet
this show was never good. It was always for midwits who thought it was smart because funny science man namedrops some scientific concept that they read half a wikipedia page about
>constantly complaining instead of enjoying the ride
You're literally being a Jerry now.
STOP THINKING JUST CONSUME PRODUCT
I could tell this episode was written by a woman within the first 30 seconds. It didn't get any better.
who the hell is still watching this shitty ass show
the show is about sex, so it's made for women by women
this was the worst episode yet, harmon's grubby little mits are all over it
>Where is the sci-fi?
One of those women is a clone and he was altered to hide in a shell to avoid conflict, on top of all their scenes in space
>Where is the humor?
the kids' breakdown was fricking hilarious. so was the threesome scene.
>fricking hilarious
It was funny but don't go overboard
the show peaked at aussie adventures
i will not be reading replies
but you are correct and i can't wait for smiling friends season 2
The simple difference that makes this oneshot so much better is having characters that are funny and likable. I stopped watching Rick and Morty because of the awful personalities on the show. The characters became so toxic and passive-aggressive, probably because Harmon and his harpy writers are like that IRL. The other thing is that it takes itself far too seriously. It's a dumb animated comedy that tries to be "deep." Bojack Redditman had the same problem. Both shows attracted the most insufferable fanbases who thought they were enlightened for watching an edgy cartoon.
>I will not be reading replies
Gay, plagiarism means you go to hell
kek
Who the frick is that b***h?!
Is she a israelite lesbian transwoman or something?!
>she
Suddenly all my questions have been answered.
Lesbian shit is part of trooning out
Can someone explain this to me.
Why are Trannies so often lesbians these days?
It makes no sense to me if they are "real" women because if they were why would be they lesbians at a way way higher rate than CIS women?
I've never gotten a satisfactory answer to this question.
Because no one wants to bang them. 90 percent of all men are simply disgusted by them and this is in western nations.
In the rest of the world they cannot even troon out for fear getting thrown out of a tall building.
Because they're straight men who are into thinking about themselves as women. It's called autogynophilia. And they do it in public like this because they are mentally ill and so have no sense of shame or respect for other people.
Trannies are the real incels
Incel to troony pipeline. There’s no bar for what constitutes a troon. Bearded balding men can apply. They then try to bully women into sucking their shriveled femme dicks. It’s basically a reroll on a losing male character and a license to harass women.
And it’s majorly supported by women. As a man there’s nothing you need to do but put your heels up and laugh.
They're incredibly mentally ill, and it turns out empowering mentally ill people harms society as a whole. who woulda thunk it
>"People" so thirsty for pussy they become troonys call Cinemaphile incels
This image will never not make me laugh.
> those beefy man hands
The only womanly thing about him is his terrible writing
good episode actually, had quite a few hearty laughs
Why are you still watching this shit?
>STOP ENJOYING THINGS! STOP IT RIGHT NOW!!1!
shut the frick up, homosexual
Dumb little frick, most people aren't even enjoying this show just weirded out by the spectacle. So suck my fricking dick you stupid little b***h Black person.
uhm, i need a quick status check on this buck guys
>appeal to popularity
>flagrant seething
IDK where you're from, but you have to go back.
How about you go back to preddit and suck this shows dick there with all the other Szechuan spergs, you fricking homosexual?
>How about you go back to preddit and suck this shows dick there with all the other Szechuan spergs, you fricking homosexual?
keep seething b***h kek
>Rick and Morty fanboy calls others redditors
You don't belong here predditor
>Where is the sci-fi?
Do you not see the clones in your own pic, OP...?
man are... LE BAD!
>men ignore her instead
>guys need to be a man and ask a girl out!!
You cant win. Frick em.
As if a man was trying to talk to "her" lmao
they´re rewriting the show so it can appeal to women lol
Everything Dan Harmon has made is patience testing dogshit. Community S1 was okay because he wasn't allowed to let him autism run completely rampant. Besides that its all garbage.
its kind of always been like that. right now they feel like they are trying to go for max degeneracy. before they did stuff in alt universes but right now i would not be surprised if one they everyone just has an orgy on the dinner table because nihilism. remember when jerry was freaked when his parents had a black guy in the badroom?
The upcoming hentai of this is gonna be great
זה לא התפקיד שלך הם נידוד השיטות שלנו ותוכנית המלחמה הפיזית הם כביכול במלואם
does watching sex of your wife with her clone count as being cucked? was it based or cringe
anyway
>women writer
>episode about sex
Women were the real coomers all along
It does count. Jerry is deluding himself into thinking he has control when its clear it would be going on with or without him. Cucks in general are delusional and try to look down on the person fricking their wife, pretending they are just a tool,etc.
Whole situation is kind of fricked because his wife left him years ago and unbeknownst to him or his "wife" he has been fricking a stranger so applying modern reasoning any time he was having sex with his "wife" his space wife raped him via deception . Im even sure there is a court in universe that would convict her
writer
about sex
yes
Cringe, because it was about Jerry once again being a pussy getting humiliated, and him accepting it.
This is my biggest issue with the episode. I was hoping Jerry would just kill himself, or better yet, leave.
Jerry got a fricking mww threesome he was a fricking chad did you watch the episode?
Nothing there said he fricked them, just that he watched while they fricked as he allowed them to frick, because it humiliated him and talked down to him. Just like his Dad, Jerry too is a cuck.
the world the writers live in is evil
This episode had a few good jokes but the selfcest plot was terrible
They hate you.
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Hating rick and morty is reddit tier
>another fricking Beth 1 and Beth 2 episode
At least make Summer's breasts huge again or something...
>Hating rick and morty is reddit tier
Does Jerry's VA only take annoying cuck roles or something? And when are they going to animate the fricking soapbox they keep passing between eachother?
just finished this episode wow. women must run the writers room. the video game gag had potential for improv like the TV episodes
The episode was written by a woman.
There definitely should've been more video game stuff.
Imagine cutting out all 3 Beth conversation scenes and just having more riffing over fake video games, would've gone down as a GOAT episode. As it was it was just... decent.
I didn't laugh once
me neither.
but I groaned several times. from cooming. hehe. no but seriously I groaned because it sucked, it was shit.
>I know this show will be shit due to season 3's female writers, so I'll give this season a chance.
You only have yourself to blame, OP.
>Unironically dropped for eternity.
You didn't drop it after the episode where humans go to war with "chuds" while Beth and Summer cry about how women never get any credit while doing most of the work? I felt like the writers wrote that shit after using Twitter and seething over some dumb shit. I hate women so much, they ruin everything.
i dont remember a chud episode
Watch season 5 then
not a single word about cannibals anon
Not the same anon but I think it was "Rickdependence Spray." There definitely was a cannibal horse appearance.
shows garbage, only watching it out of morbid curiousity because you gays make these threads. most interesting thing about it so far is that chalke's french sounds garbage to me but I'm not sure because my french is garbage too
just watch the EP
wasn't that bad actually
comedy of embarassment either works for people or it doesn't, I thought it was great.
There's hotter scenes in A Way Back Home
>A Way Back Home
what is this?
do we get to see this kiss
search for it on google, and have fun
A porn game. Got a female morty too which I think would be a cool concept for an episode.
i just played it for like 30 mins. idk how people jerk off to this shit takes too long
Look up 'Another Way Home', it has Morty's Mindblowers. You can essentially skip to any scene you want. But most people do enjoy a story and plot of some sort
Are the scenes better animated? Also what about the fetishes in there? Is it all vanilla shit
There's a lot more than vanilla
Any futa?
They went to space
Humans ha e never gone to space IRL so its scifi
why is this subreddit so gay and triggered. half the people here probably tugged their lug to incest porn this week and suddenly jokes about it scare them? frickin morlocks
the women writers have control over some support plot lines.
they didnt even make a tiny passing reference to red dead redemption while they were milking its realism for their videogame joke. its all women writing this episode
Write the plot summary for a better episode
rick turns himself into a pickle to avoid having a conversation with his family
funniest shit I've ever read
I understand that there has to be something for every portion of the audience but I miss some SCUD magic.
It's never gonna happen but I was hoping for an episode where a superpower bigger than Rick would show up now that the CFC is destroyed.
Is this shitty clone Beth character still here? Get rid of her. What the frick is happening.
first episode was good, other two could have been more fleshed out but i still enjoyed it. making rick lose his portal tech makes for more interesting plot direction. i'm sure it will be resolved before the season is over but it's one of those little quirks that stick out in the long run.
>episode ends with Jerry fricking two Beths
how's it any worse than the Mr Nimbus swinging shit?
Because the Beth's spent the entire episode having sex in front of their children and traumatizing them. Then the last third traumatizing Jerry into becoming an insect. All so he could bang them together while the family was trying to eat dinner and were so loud they couldn't finish their meal
Truly a leftists ideal family life
Why are you watching a modern american show beyond the first season? The joke's on you.
>Where's the Humour?
>Rick & Morty
why do they have so many blatantly oversexed and passive aggressive depressed people writing a show with 2 underaged teenagers and a 70 year old? why do they keep using these characters that are nothing like the writers as soap boxes or mouth pieces? They should be writing a bunch of mid 20s urbanites or activists or something because its just unsettling seeing them turn children into nihilistic prostitutes and old fricks into repeated midlife crisis punching bags.
haha imagine like if for one episode they made one of the beths into like a teenager who goes to mortys school but like she still has all her memories as his mom but gets sexually attracted to morty haha like that would be pretty fun haha you should write that down justin haha
Haha what if like rick made himself in his 20s again and then ends up attracted to beth and they have sex in front of Jerry Haha
>Where is the sci-fi?
Gosh golly, anon, I dunno. I couldn't find the sci-fi in the clone incest episode, either. I guess this show is just too deep for us.
What We Do in the Shadows had an episode with that exact joke this season too.
British twink ends up dating a magical clone of himself.
Was this written by a woman? It certainly looks like it did. Sounds like woman humor