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filler scenes
Is every scene without superman characters fighting considered filler?
History lesson: dragon ball z anime was following the manga, eventually the anime got ahead of the manga, instead of padding out scenes/storylines, they just made up filler storylines/scenes. They are literally filler in the most complete sense.
And yea in comics pages of people talking is filler, because it’s easier to draw than action scenes.
>made up filler storylines/scenes.
As opposed to the other made up storylines/scenes? (Ripped from other sources, at that)
as opposed to scenes/storylines toriyama, the author, came up with and was running in the manga.
Yes. That's what everyone watches this Chinese cartoon for, genius.
Embarrassing.
Anime from the 2000s and before wasn't released seasonally but just kept churning out episodes weekly so at a certain point they'd reach the manga and either go on hiatus or make up random fillers, DBZ is infamous for having a massive amount of filler that was later removed for the Kai re-release; other filler-heavy anime of the time include Sailor Moon (Original manga is 50 chapters long, the anime is 200 episodes long), Cardcaptor Sakura (Originally there were only 18 cards, the anime bloated the count up to fifty tree) and the first FullMetal Alchemist (The second half of the show is essentially all filler).
Funnily enough, Ranma 1/2 is a very strange case of an anime that has a metric frickton of filler and at the same time kept refusing to animate specific arcs of the manga.
She is so underrated there isn't hot art featuring her.
There is tons.
She is one of the four main girls.
>he doesn't know
the amount of COOM I spilled at this doujinshi...
one amount
i quickly realized i like seeing female characters be fricked by random faceless men. i don't wanna see a trunks or goten penis
well maybe but not when i'm jerking off
>i don't wanna see a trunks or goten penis
>well maybe but not when i'm jerking off
Why would you want to see their penis at all if not for sexual reasons?
everybody imagines everyones dick and breasts and balls and slit and ass
I’ve been jerking off to this for like 17 years ffs
Nice, I've been jerking off to it for 18 years now. Kamehasutra is the best doujinshi of all time in my opinion.
The art is worse than I remember.
That must be the janky remake
No, that's the original. It was always kind of janky in the faces.
The original version just may well be
The same doujinshi for 18 YEARS? Kek I can’t fap to the same porn image more than like 3 times during each week, surely you at least have other artworks in circulation lmao?
I need art(porn} of Pan in e-girl Chi-Chi's costuming. Don't think I've ever seen it but it's so obvious
-chuckles-
There's currently a remake of the legendary Kamehasutra by third world artist Drah Navlag.
Learn to use the internet, man.
It's always /ss/ incest, which can be enjoyable in small dosses but it would be nice to see some basic lewd images of Chi Chi
Kamehasutra
You mean off-putting. I don't even want to see her naked and she makes me cringe every time she appears in the series, except when they're smol and rides the cloud with Goku.
Gay gay go away
have a nice day nonce
Black person, Kamehasutra is hot as frick and I read it for the first time back in 2005.
Me too. I've fapped countless times to Kamehasutra over the years.
The Drah Navlag remake sucks because he can't get the proportions of the characters right. The original version of Kamehasutra by Pandora's Box is the best version of Kamehasutra, always and forevermore.
>The Drah Navlag remake sucks because he can't get the proportions of the characters right
im nofap/noporn for ~3 months now but that doujin was the beginning of the end for me when i discovered it as a teen, i also revisited it ~100 times
and while it felt good to the eyes and penis... i really wish i was just a good christian boy the whole time
I discovered Kamehasutra in 2005, when I was 17. Almost can't believe it's been that fricking long.
>The Drah Navlag remake sucks because he can't get the proportions of the characters right. The original version of Kamehasutra by Pandora's Box is the best version of Kamehasutra, always and forevermore.
IT HAS NO ENDING, Black person.
Gokus such a mouth breather he didn't even realise she thought piccolo was entering the room
>tags: -incest, -goku, -vegeta, -bulma, -krillin
Its not much but its something.
excellent baby making genes. Gohan saved the world multiple times
Childhood is hating Chi-Chi for being an annoying b***h.
Adulthood is realizing that Chi-Chi just wanted what was best for her family.
She also, like Goku, speaks with a hick dialect in Japanese, which makes her even cuter.
>Speaks like a hick, but was an actual princess
That's hilarious to me for some reason.
yeah but a hickass princess
her dad was the king, but was the king over, like, 5 mountains in the backwoods
>Adulthood is realizing that Chi-Chi just wanted what was best for her family.
she didnt though she was just a controlling c**t, she literally tries to neuter gohan time and time again while his dad and everyone around him becomes more succesful
>Wants her son to make something of himself rather than being a fightgay like his old man
>This is somehow a bad thing
If she wanted a normal family with kids that went to college then WHY THE FRICK DID SHE MARRY GOKU?
Bulma at least let Vegeta be him. She knows he isn't romantic, she knows he's obsessed with fighting, as far as he spends some time with their kid she's fine with it, even if that time is spent sparring.
Yeah, she should marry Piccolo instead, he was the one who help Gohah didn't grow up to be a moron like his dad.
Piccolo has no dick
Piccolo had no reason to eat food either until he realized who/what he was, but now he eats food and probably fricks too, because it was previously ingrained in him, just grow a dick limb, bro
they've been pretty consistent lately that piccolo only drinks water instead of eating.
Tell that to Vegeta
thanks doc
Because Goku promised her as a kid, didn't you watch the show?
Because Goku touched her.
Goku might be better than Vegeta, but it's undisputable Vegeta has a better wife and son.
Unpopular opinion but both Gohan and Trunks are better characters than their parents
Which version of Trunks?
>Vegeta has a better wife
Literally Yamcha's discarded cumrag.
She was a satirization of Japanese boomers obsessing over their children going to college above all else
She's married to a manchild.
she literally is obsessed with gohan and wants to suck his wiener
That's what lack of dick does to a b***h.
>forced Gohan to be study 24/7
>prohibited him to train and go on advandures with his dad
>allows Goten to be a moron like his dad
>actually trains him do become super saiyan
What the frick was her problem?
Mothers are almost always harder on their 1st child for some reason.
can confirm
It’s this but also the fact that Goku died when Gohan was little. She didn’t want Gohan to throw his life away like his father did. Also, Goten is by nature moronic like Goku is. Even if she tried that with him, it probably wouldn’t amount to much.
This is why GT is canon and awesome.
Based, you are correct and I completely agree with you. I unironically love GT.
This. Chi Chi wasn't against Gohan being a protecter of Earth. She was against him doing literally nothing else with his life because she knew it wouldn't make Gohan happy. Dude was a fricking nerd at heart. Chi Chi was right in the end. Gohan focusing on other aspects of life outside of fighting got him a hot tomboy wife and a family.
that's a mans idea of what a mother thinks. mothers are inherently women and she was just obstinate she didn't raise a goku
usually true.
Can kinda confirm. I wasn't allowed to play vidya on school nights, but my brother was allowed to play vidya whenever. My brother got more whippings than I did though.
Yah, my Mom would set stop watches for the Nintendo and viserally yell at me if I went over the limit by a few minutes. I had to call her every hour if I left the house. Every action I did had a strict rule. When my little sister was born, it was a complete 180 in treatment. Huge freedom to do whatever she wanted. Could stay out all night with nought a single notification and it was fine. Was fricking bullshit after I went through.
I can speculate that Mother's are harder on their 1st child due to an excessive devotion to parenting as the Mom's like has changed rather dramatically. Gone are the hedonistic weekends and 6'2 Chads flirting with them. Hello to having to cook 2-3 meals every day for 13yrs and a husband that's gone 40-50hrs a week. 1st time Mother's likely double down on strict parenting to distract from their longing for the rush of their previous life.
>Dad's little spoiled princess born into money
Toriyama was extremely redpilled for this.
>Lives in the middle of nowhere and complains about how poor their family is
Why doesn’t she just leave Goku?
Her family wealth went up in flames. King Ox just became a regular wagie
Goku should've married Bulma.
based, watching OG dragonball ED made me fall in love with bulma as a kid, I rooted for goku to be with her dammit
Bulma didn't know that Goku was so adverse to sex and kissing. No way she'd have married him. She needs wiener on the regular
Bulma is a raging prostitute. She would have cheated on him.
She needed a real man. A man she could respect. She'd be loyal to Goku. "Son-kun" has always had a special place in her heart.
>Bulma is a raging prostitute
>slept with 2 guys, her first boyfriend and then her husband and father of her kids
Despite Bulma's thirsty thotitude in early DB, she sticks by her man.
She's just a huge flirt, but yeah, she's a solid wife. She constantly uses the Dragonballs to keep herself hot too
What if she just wished herself to be a saiyan? She would age at the same rate as Vegita, get a huge power boost, and she'd look cute with a blue monkey tail. She wouldn't have to keep the Dragon Balls on cooldown for her yearly facelift and age gracefully alongside her husband.
>What if she just wished herself to be a saiyan?
Is that a thing that can happen? Imagine Tenshinhan with his discipline and willingness to train and improve with the infinite potential of a Saiyan.
The fact that humans haven't unlocked a Super Human form or anything is a travesty.
This isn't a new point and is brought up often, but with how much Piccolo and Tenshinhan are dedicated to self improvement and getting stronger even in the face of insurmountable adversaries, it's mind blowing that they haven't learned to use the Kaioken. Even if he can't keep up with Goku and Vegeta in terms of power, I'd have liked if there was a way for Tenshinhan to be helpful and part of the team.
Piccolo has Piccolo Naranja now at least.
I like Piccolo being relevant but I didn't like how the power wasn't earned. He basically just wished upon the Dragon Balls to be stronger like Granola.
It makes perfect sense to me that a Namekian's power is directly tied to their weird mystic magic technology dragon balls.
What doesn't make sense is that dendi hasnt been constantly upgrading Shenron this whole time. What the frick is he busy with?
Toriyama probably forgot about it.
I was disappointed with that too. I'm not a fan of his transformation either. It looks like he swallowed a truck. I'd have liked his form to be more scary, since he's designed to look like a Grimm's Brothers type fantasy goblin. Maybe longer ears, more pronounced teeth, etc. Something more worthy of the demon king
>Maybe longer ears, more pronounced teeth, etc. Something more worthy of the demon king
It'd take effort to draw him like that, so we know it's never gonna happen.
I'm hoping he looks more and more dragon like with his form.
Like he uses his stretchiness to look more and more like Shenron.
It's in-line with how nameks work tough, they're like plants, they just get bigger and bigger.
>T-toriyama-san, you've been drunk, passed out, or in "fan meetings" for the past 6 days
>we have a deadline, we need to know what to call the new transformation and what colo-
ORANGE
COLOR HIM ORANGE
CALL HIM ORANGE PICOLO
GET THE FRICK OUT OF MY OFFICE
BRING ME MORE SAKI BEFORE SENDING UP THE NEXT CHILD FAN
The color isn't a big problem, it's to match the color of the Dragon Balls.
Honestly, I couldn't see why humans couldn't unlock the Ultra X powers considering it doesn't seem to be tied to saiyanhood at all.
Give Tien Ultra Zen and Krillin Ultra Friend and call it a day
They gave Master Roshi a mini Ultra Instinct in the Manga even though he sat around and jerked off to lewd magazines for the last 200 years. Toriyama must really hate Tenshinhan.
>This is also not showing Tenshinan being the only human on Earth (besides Satan) to survive Super Buu's Human Extinction Attack and then proceeding to save Ultimate Gohan from Super Buu (Gotenks absorbed)'s attack
Will he ever get to shine again?
Wow, an attack that even THE mister Satan managed to avoid?
Never. Japan doesn't like this character, for whatever reason. He will never get to do anything cooler than suppress Semi-Perfect Cell that one time
you reach true enlightment trought peace of mind, and always being on post-jerking clarity is a shorcut to it.
What state of mind is required for Bejita's Ultra Ego?
Every thought process dedicated to jobbing as efficiently as possible.
>I rooted for goku to be with her dammit
So did I, Bulma would have unironically been a much better wife for Goku.
Reminder, if your girl has less than 2000 pictures, she is shit.
>Pan 2595
Whew, I'm safe
Is Pan and SSJ4 the only good things that came out of GT? Not that it would be a bad thing. Two extremely good things is certainly better than several mediocre and forgettable things, or nothing at all
The BGM is god tier, tbh. I mean, listen to this:
Such a pity that the series is utter shit.
>The BGM is god tier, tbh. I mean, listen to this:
Random unused video game music is better
This guy is the best thing out of GT
>SSJ4
You mean SS4
Videl is the goat at busting nuts
Based, she was my favorite and never even saw the character in the show.
>cool tomboy who is genuinely stronger than her father, the world champion, and is likely the strongest non augmented human female (aka not android 18, the other cool tomboy)
>super rolls around
>turn her into a tradwife with no personality aka the perfect jap wife
>doesnt even visually look the same
videl in super is a bigger fumble than ssj blue, ultra instinct, and jiren combined
>Videl first appears
>Perfect tomboy
>Cut her hair
>Horrible downgrade
>Super comes along
>Cut her personality
>Never recovers
Videl is arguably a more squandered and butchered character than Piccolo, who was reduced from the king of demons, to an annoyed babysitter for all the brats of the series
>>Cut her hair
downgrade
this is an opinion so i'll let you off this time BUT you are wrong
pigtail videl IS good but so is short hair
fact (opinion)
No.
Piccolo is as much a moron as Goku is.
frick you, cheelai is great
For being in about 5 episodes, 529 for Erasa isn't bad
Let's see Beerus' tag
>Beerus: 2068
>Dyspo: 86
What the frick? homosexuals have no taste. I'm not even gay, but if I was, there's a whole lot more fuel of Dyspo to work with in his scenes than Beerus. The fact Dyspo can't even crack 100 lewds is astounding to me, after all this time
Anon beerus is furry. Furries make a shitton of porn
Dyspo is furry too, so where's his porn?
Dyspo doesn’t really have much screen time but he is a good boy. There’s tonnes of porn of Beerus and Champa and Dyspo is basically them but as a bunny.
Impressive. Very nice.
>launch that low
What causes this?
the character was practically forgotten, even by Toriyama himself.
tfw android 18 is still and forever shall be the best girl
In the meantime, 21 is on her way to pass Videl and then Chichi in terms of artwork.
Androids will reign supreme soon.
ah yes android 18 the destroyer of wieners
>android 21 has nearly 10k combined
why is fanfiction OC so popular especially when shes so fricking ugly
>combined
That's not how you count it. The Android 21 is the umbrella tag for all versions. Still quite high for a spin-off character.
>fricking ugly
Get the frick out with your shit taste.
shes shit taste for moronic mommy dommy coomers
moronic design, moronic plot, moronic character, moronic fans
moronic post, moronic opinion.
>morons actually arguing this
It's not literally set in China or Japan you fricking morons, none of the locations share any names with real-world locations and there's also native-american inspired dudes in DB. However it's also blatantly an animated take on Wuxia films (a Chinese genre), and based off Chinese myths, it's basically fantasy China.
>Android 18 running LAPS around every other character
>Krillin/Kurinin being basically the only male character there
BASED canon artists BTFO'ing netorare homosexuals eternally.
>it's basically fantasy China.
so japan then
What about the setting screams Japan?
all the japanese people
Not him, but where? Dragonball is only loosely based on the Chinese story Journey To The West, but the characters clearly live on an alternate version of Earth that is only superficially similar to the real world. The fricking dinosaurs and anthropomorphic animals make that obvious.
so again, if thats the case why would you call it china if they clearly live on an alternate version of earth that is only superficially similar to the real world
>why would you call it china?
I don't. I already said I'm not the other person you replied to. And there is no real-world country in Dragonball.
>3/4 posts to say 'i agree'
well thanks
>Krillin/Kurinin being basically the only male character there
I mean, it's an arbitrary snapshot of a tag list.
Technically Krilin shares with Muten Roshi the ugly molester role, though he is not immune against getting cucked neither.
maybe
meant for
For me, it's the female saiyans from the alternate universe. Something so hot about super-powered females that are hungry for human dick
>Krillin
YABBA
She married a deadbeat dad.
>Largely raises kids by herself
>Goku literally absent parent especially when he's fricking dead
>Zero income coming into the house
>Has to cope with the knowledge that when doom looms her family is largely the only ones that can prevent it
She's the unsung hero of the show.
>income
Ox King provides
>Zero income coming into the house
>Ox king was an actual king for the whole DB-DBZ era
>In Super Ox stopped being rich but Goku has a job
>Pan is the grand daughter of Mr. Satan, who is fricking rich
Didn't Mister Satan offer to give them money but ChiChi refused to take it as a donation and wanted Goku to earn a living and support his family?
Super or Z?
In Super Goku refuses Hercule's offer because he couldn't count that high. Goten had to convince him to take it so ChiChi would let him train having secured a frickton of money.
raises kids by herself
You know that before his death to Cell Goku would have spent as much time with Gohan as ChiChi did? While he was dead Gohan was with Piccolo and to make up for the time while he was in space after Namek he spends a year with Gohan in the time chamber.
The story is so full of huge timeskips that I forgive people for thinking Goku is a deadbeat.
chinese princess syndrome
not sure if that's really a thing but being the sole daughter of a kingdom of nothing leaves her bossy and unfulfilled. i mean all women are eternally and internally bossy and unfulfilled, she just had no hardship in life so she has time to be weird and petty instead of shutting the frick up and working.
Is she Chinese?
most asians are, so I'd be fine with it. sun wu kong is a chinese story anyway
>the dragon is chinese
>the mountains where goku grew up are chinese
>the clothing of most of their friends are chinese
>the wildlife resembles chinese fauna except the dinos
>son goku the monkey king is taken from the Chinese novel Journey to the West
Dragonball tanks place in china
>there are still dogs around and they're not being eaten
I just debunked your theory.
lol goku famously tortures one and finally eats one
Dragon Ball and Kid Goku was Kino its Sad most Dragon Ball Fans have only watched Z GT and Super
>Animal torture
>Dog eating
Goku is a filthy chink confirmed
CCP=CAPSULE CORPORATION PARTY
Dragon Ball is a worldwide globe trotting adventure in a world that doesn't even resemble ours except culturally
Goku is definitely supposed to be a Chinese mountain hillbilly though, see the dog eating and knowing absolutely nothing about anything at the start of the series.
Is Mr. Yunioshi in Breakfast at Tiffany's white or asian?
every in DB is unless proven contrary
>chichi
Yes.
Maybe Videl and Bulma are meant to be Japanese, or maybe they are white
>Maybe Videl and Bulma are meant to be Japanese
theyre all japanese moron
Lol where is it stated? Lmao dragonball z doesn't even take place in this version of the planet dummy, and the original story is Chinese
>did u know that this fictional story is actually fictional
in that case what the frick do you mean 'the original story is chinese' in your logic the land of dragonballville having 100% japanese speakers doesnt make it japan, so having chinese influences (like the real japan also has) doesnt make it china either
>Speaking Japanese makes it Japanese
By your logic in lord of rings everybody is british because they speak english?
>the President of Earth is a dog
It's an idealized version of China / Earth.
Her father used to look like a red haired Hairy viking.
I have been 99 percent sure Gohan is Goten's biological father since I was 9 and nothing will convince me otherwise
Cool theory bro except Goten is almost Goku's twin
Super sayian 4>>>>>> Super sayian Gay mode
Toriyama KNOWS that the fans absolutely love SS4 but he'll never make it canon because he's too lazy to draw it.
Yet he gave us this 11/10 beauty.
There's plenty of beauties in Dragon Ball, but no transformation as cool as SS4.
And since Super has been a success, he'll have to put more effort than changing hair and eye colours ever again.
I meant he'll NEVER have. Even SS3 appeared very little because he didn't want to bother drawing that much hair.
>And since Super has been a success, he'll have to put more effort than changing hair and eye colours ever again.
Lol, no he does not and will not.
People will eat shit, as long as it is official Toriyama shit.
Doesn't Toyataro do the drawing now?
inferiority complex
She was the ONLY one that didnt want a 5 year old on a damn battlefield. She literally witnessed her husband get blasted through the shoulder by piccolo. You really think she'd want her ONLY kid at the time to be put through that shit?
Reminder gohan was only 9 when he was pushed to fight Cell. Someone not even his dad could beat.
Pan competed in the Tenkaichi Budokai when she was 5, clearly it isn't too young for someone in that family to be among the strongest fighters in the world. They're built differently
by the 3rd or 4th kid, most stop caring by then. plus she was fighting normal humans even Bra could beat up.
Goku is disinterested in his children's lives outside of training. He can't even comprehend anything else. Chi-Chi wasn't always like this, Goku turned her into this. She has to look out for her superpowered children because Goku is a psychopath.
Not enough monkey dick
How powerful could Chi-Chi have gotten if she trained with Goku as his warrior wife?
yamcha
pawg
>Chi Chi's daily intake of kisses and wiener is zero
>Her husband has the prepubescent mind of a small brain-damaged child so the idea of kissing Chi Chi is unthinkable to him
>Kissing Chi Chi on her mouth, smelling or licking her pussy, her butthole, putting his dick near her or inside of her, anything, is absolutely disgusting to Goku just to imagine it
>Chi Chi's husband is an employed loser with no job and can't even drive a car
>Her mentally challenged husband has difficulty understanding basic instructions and can't be trusted with the most simple tasks without him fricking it up or losing interest and leaving
>Wants to drag her first born son down the exact same path as himself
>Chi Chi adamantly refuses and puts her foot down about Gohan amounting to something and going to school, no matter the cost
>Husband dies so now she's a single mother to raise two children alone
>Husband comes back to life and then dies again and then comes back to life etc
>He's never home even when he's alive to do any chores or cooking or anything productive
>Chi Chi forces her moronic husband essentially by gunpoint to go do some basic homosexual wagie job in a farmer's field because that's all he can hope to do
>Can't even do that competently without destroying the farm equipment
>Mr Satan graciously gives Goku a ton of money
>Goku gives it to Chi Chi so she leaves him alone
>She takes it and doesn't give a frick what he does now because he provides nothing at all anyway
Chi Chi did nothing wrong. Goku is the worst husband and she doesn't even know all the worst shit he did because he purposefully didn't tell her, like feeding Gohan to Cell at the Cell games, to frick him up on purpose
>Kissing Chi Chi on her mouth, smelling or licking her pussy, her butthole, putting his dick near her or inside of her, anything, is absolutely disgusting to Goku just to imagine it
Hes literally me
her fault for being an obsessed wiener hungry prostitute. she demanded to marry him and he said "whatever"
>Chi Chi did nothing wrong
On the contrary. She married Goku and expected him not to be who he was. She should've married Krillin instead if she wanted a loving, providing father.
>Krillin
>Midge
>Shitty Ben Shapiro hair when he bothers to grow it
>Zero charisma
>Smells with comedically bad hygiene
>Confidence issues
Krillin could only dream to get a babe like Chi Chi instead of a toaster with a blonde wig on it
...
>"No one will want to take me as a wife!"
I only ever hear this line in older anime. Modern day Jap women are the most vile things ever, standing around on designated bawdting streets, waiting to get picked up to go suck off Mr.Yamaha after school, for designer handbags
Cinemaphile users.
Goku. She fell for worst case.
In db he was disinterested. In dbz violent and autistic. But in dbs he is a moronic manchild.
Nothing at all.
>inb4 turning gohan into a nerd
She needed a source of income and let goten do his own thing after she got it
>The IMTFE not only created an enduring oral history record of the Nanking massacre but proved that the massacre was
just a tiny fraction of the totality of atrocities committed by the Japanese during the war.
>The prosecution learned, among other things, of Japanese medical experiments on their captives, of marches (such as
the infamous Bataan Death March) in which gravely ill and starved prisoners dropped dead from exhaustion, of the sava
ge conditions behind the construction of the Siam-Burma Death Railway, of the Japanese "water treatment" that pumped
water or kerosene into the noses and mouths of victims until their bowels ruptured, of suspension of POWs by wrists,
arms, or legs until their joints were literally ripped from their sockets, of victims being forced to kneel on sharp
instruments, of excruciating extractions of nails from fingers, of electric shock torture, of naked women forced to s
it on charcoal stoves, of every imaginable form of beating and flogging (a favored method of torture by military poli
ce officers involved tying prisoners to trees, surrounding them, and kicking them to death in a method they euphemist
ically called "triple attack," or "converging from three directions"), even of vivisection and cannibalism.
>It was later determined that Japanese treatment of their POWs surpassed in brutality even that of the Nazis.
>Only one in twenty-five American POWs died under Nazi captivity, in contrast to one in three under the Japanese.
animebros...
The Nazis killed the Chosen People and the Japanese didn't, so the Nazis were worse
Her 4 years old was made a child soldier.
hatched a child soldier
>Her 4 years old was made a child soldier.
If Chi Chi knew what her husband was dragging her toddler child into and what had happened to him, she'd have called Child Protective Services on Goku and filed for divorce
To be fair Goku was dead. Kid was kidnapped by green man for a year and he forced the four year old to survive in the wilderness on his own for six months.
From Chi Chi's point of view Goku went to visit his old friends along with Gohan. Then Gohan was kidnapped first by Radits, Goku was killed, and Gohan was kidnapped again by Picolo. All in the span of an afternoon.
What the frick was she supposed to do?
man... so much of dragon ball is completely fricked up when you put it so plainly
Fricking hell, poor Chi Chi. She just wanted to get married young and have children with her heroic childhood husband, but got her wish granted via monkey's paw
She was built for saiyan dick
Let’s be honest Freiza is dragon balls final boss, should have ended there
not enough dick or maybe too much dick
being a woman
why a little girl dress like this?
To attract men.
Its hot out and a little armor helps with dinosaur bites
UUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Monkey D. Jackson
Daddy's little princess syndrome.
I smell a RAT
>Cha-la
>Head cha-la
What does it mean?
Chichi is the only one whom actually gives off milf vibes.
The others are women who happens to be mothers.
agree
but also panchy. ponchy?
mrs briefs
So did you just sleep through all of the Bulma scenes during Buu saga?
How did Goten look and act exactly like his dad as a kid but end up becoming a virgin loser who wants nothing but to frick his c**t girlfriend?
Will Goku become the same if he lives a normal life?
Bad influence from hanging out with Trunks too much and not having a proper father figure himself. Both Trunks and Goten are fricked, Goku and Vegeta are terrible fathers. Gohan only managed to turn out ok because of Piccolo Jr being his actual dad and giving him the grounding he needed
>Bad influence from hanging out with Trunks too much and not having a proper father figure himself
Golu had no father neither.
Maybe if Goku didn't kill his own grandpa when he was little, he would have had his head screwed on straighter and had been a proper father figure when he came of age himself. Dragon Ball is a cautionary tale that not having a good father to discipline you, leads to ruin. Gohan is the only success story, since he had a surrogate father who helped turn him around in his formative years before it became terminal and continued to support him throughout his life
>Dragon Ball is a cautionary tale that not having a good father to discipline you, leads to ruin.
Dragonball is a comedy with zero deeper thought behind it.
>Goku had no father
>Goku should've married Bulma.
Bulma marrying the kid that she was more or less a parental surrogate for is very ... *hits pipe*
She's a woman virgins
Milk or Chi Chi was a Real Trad Wife
>meet strong handsome guy
>he's an actual moron
>vegana doesn't care
>get pregnant
>have son that you actually love
>moron is gone all of the time
>endangers you and your son constantly
>encourages son to be a fricking moron like him
>protect your son as much as you can without emotionally stunting him by cutting him off from his father completely
>bumfrick moron dad still manages to get a toddler, an actually fricking toddler, into fights with planet destroying space aliens
>despite it all, the primitive monkey part of your brain still wants to frick him constantly and there's nothing you can do about it
I would be mad too.
She's absolutely right 100% of the time.
Chi-Chi didn't get dicked out enough by Goku. Anyway, Chi-Chi was right to want Gohan to grow up to become a productive member of society.
She is a mother who loves her own child more than herself. Cinemaphilechuds wouldn't understand
Watching DBZ (Kai) for the first time as an adult and its a masterpiece
Me when I'm 4 years old watching my first show ever
and by masterpiece you mean a complete mess of course
I can't even watch Kai after reading the manga. It's so shit in comparison.
>Why wasn't this crazy b***h fine with her 4 year old son being kidnapped by the reincarnated demon king and forced to fight genocidal space warriors LMAO!?
Canonically as of DBS it's sexual frustration.
Gohan isn't a warrior. Piccolo and Goku forced him to be something he's not suited for. It's why he's a fricking jobber that can't even catch an earring
Not having me with her
It's insane how much of a difference a woman's hair can make. When chi-chi has her hair up like a bun she looks bad, but when she let her hair go she instantly becomes a 10/10
SHE TURNED A SUPER SAYAIN INTO A FREAKING NERD BY MAKING HIM STUDY A BUNCH OF BULLSHIT
She trained him before he became a super sayan.
Also she managed to turn Goten into a Suoer Sayan.
yo I recognise the height of Ksmehasutra but I hate the mom-son incest thing so I can't enjoy it
Official, canonical and heterosexual actual top 5:
1. Bulma pre-afro
2. Videl - C18
3. Chichi
das it
this character isn't at all like the people here trying to portray him attaching him to these types of posts
No money
No dick
Not even kisses
Husband refuses to be a full parent, spends Gohan's formative years dead, a ducts him for an entire year in a day, so your own son becomes a stranger, not to mention the fricked up shit that does to him when everyone else in his life suddenly becomes a year younger. Not to mention forcing a 9 yr old to fight a creature that murdered his father.
Only child is constantly kidnapped & taken away from you, or forced into dangerous situations.
Look at it like this.
Gohan was a toddler, out for the first time to meet his dad's old fighting buddies.
He gets kidnapped by an alien that murders his dad & then the monster that attacked her own father & rivaled her husband in power kidnapped her son.
Then her husband comes back to life, straight into a fight with even more powerful aliens
Her 5 year old son is dragged off to war with these aliens too
After they are gone your husband & his dipshit friends plan on being the first Earthlings to fly to another planet & anger the wrath of a galactic Emperor who terrified the last overpowered villains they barely won against.
Your husband flies off after a long hospital recovery to go punch the tyrant in the schnoze because he is addicted to conflict.
THE ENTIRE PLANET BLOWS UP, NEARLY TAKING YOUR SON WITH IT
So he just ran a gauntlet of constant war & training for war, you finally got your kid back & pray for a miracle to bring your husband back too, but that fricking IDIOT ISNT EVEN DEAD he's just training with some aliens & doesn't want to come back to raise his son, nor take ca4e of his wife. He doesn't even communicate
Then the day the Galactic Napoleon comes back with a cybernetic chip on his shoulder, your husband rushes home to fight him only to be told there are even worse shit that's coming & that he is gonna die from heart disease
Your husband then drags your kid into that conflict
It escalates & now your husband wants to drag your baby boy off for a year to power up
The husband gives you a few fu king days of feeling like a real family again
He then sells your kids ass to get pummelled by a monster that has killed entire cities & the father can't even kill it, but your husband is mentally fricking deficient & doesn't realize that the son he has been dragging into war doesn't actually like to fight & freezes in the clutch every fricking time.
But that's fine, your son does fricking make it by the skin of his teeth, but the husband dies & guess fricking what?
He doesn't WANT to be resurrected because there are bigger fights to be had in Heaven. Frick raising your son through puberty when it actually fricking matters, & he needs a proper role model
Chichi is NEVER in the wrong. She is a fricking saint.
>anime thread on tv with 200+ replies
>ctrl+f "tranime"
>no results
Interesting... I wonder why are there no tranime ~~*derailers*~~ here today...
Kino Ball isn't for trannies
Dragonball is the one thing uniting men of all cultures, religions and ideologies.
Don't associate Chadgon Ball with the rest of anime
Because its not dogshit like every isekai/e-girl/shonenshit airing today. Same reason why people dont call Jojo tranime despite it being very feminine in its presentation of male characters
Did Chi-Chi raped Goku? He is basically moronic I doubt he can consent to sex
>life is like a box of chocolates level of rape
Goku's balls do have seeds in them, so his body is capable. He's asexual though towards his wife, or anyone, so he doesn't get stimulation when his brain is fully aware of its surroundings. The only possible way Chi Chi can get any Goku seeds is when he's asleep and his body is on autopilot. She'd have to quickly jerk him off into a styrofoam cup and bring it to the hospital before Goku wakes up, instantly goes soft in her hand and then has a fit
Watching Hero was wild
>Piccolo is talking or visiting with Gohan, Videl and Pan nearly every day
>Piccolo is on a FIRST NAME BASIS with Pan's preschool teacher
>Piccolo is aware of what Pan is studying at school and the minutia of Gohan's work
Piccolo is genuinely so present and active in gohan's life, beyond even Chichi. Gohan doesn't trust chichi with baby-sitting Pan or picking her up from school, but he trusts Piccolo.
When Gohan uses special beam cannon at the end of the movie, you can just see Piccolo's beaming pride.
Funny to think the demon king is probably the best father present in the entire series
Piccolo Daimao is the most evil character in the series bar none. Frieza is a very cruel real estate speculator, but even he wouldn't think up something as horridly evil as Piccolo Day. That a devil like him would be such a capable and loving surrogate father to Gohan and is so active in his life and his child's life, really is a strange irony
Very nostalgic. Will Jr train Pan in his Demon-kin fighting style?
If they ever choose to adapt GT and and remake it to follow Super or something, it would be nice of them to give Pan a few of Piccolo's attacks as well as Gohan's.
You missed that he even knew Gohan better than Goku. Piccolo knew that Gohan was too pacifist for Cell & Goku was an idiot thinking he was like him.
Nameker grew up without a dad & wanted to break the cycle
Goku was the only one that believed Gohan would be powerful enough to defeat Cell and he was correct on that.
This.
>Goku is a bad dad!
Goku is a good saiyan dad. Raising his saiyan sons. He knows he won't be around forever and wants his sons to be able to stand on their own feet. Fight and win their own battles. Reach higher strengths then he could ever dream of.
Wasted potential.
Unbelievable how she isn't shown more, Goku off doing so many things and his literal wife is just off to the side.
She's a frigid b***h in a loveless marriage.
>Loveless marriage
I love how you didn't even bother denying the fact that she's a c**t.
>Goku dreams of the people he's always around
Well, no shit, we all do.
>Well, no shit, we all do.
Not me.
I don't.
NANI~
goku only had sex with her 2 times, and never kissed her, this is canon, and the reason why she acts like a b***h the whole time, she craves that saiyan wiener but goku doesn't even cares, he just want to get stronger and fight powerful adversaries.
I forgot about GT's wonky-ass proportions, literally what the frick.
dragon ball is so much better than dragon ball z+ it's not even funny, just sad. how did toriyama allow this to happen to his series?
From what I understand, interest was dying in it, so his editors told him to change the formula
many such cases. should have let it die
Being Goku's beard. She always has to watch her husband run off with his gay lover Vegeta