How many zucchinis do you see up Linguini's ass? One. Why do you think that is? Because the anus is an organ that never gets stretched because of rules written by stupid old men.
I don't understand the character, she's incredibly hostile for no reason. Linguini didn't step over her, didn't take her job, didn't do anything, and what does she do? She impales his arm to the table with a set of knifes while screaming a lenghty tirade about women in the kitchen ( despite being cooks is among the most traditionally womanly job ever) .
And then what happens? She softens up, for some reason, and one day linguini Is acting even more erratical than usual, she readied the pepper spray, linguini lunges forward and accidentally, full anime style, kisses her on the cheek. Now, knowing the character i would expected her to act accordingly and beat the living shit out of that creep. But what she does instead? She kisses back! Why? Fricking why??
because he came off like an unprofessional moron that no one in the kitchen liked and she had to be his babysitter. He later proved his competence and drive, which she couldn’t help but admire.
this is why they leave the kino making to Brad Bird and not you
>despite being cooks is among the most traditionally womanly job ever
lol no, women cook at home but you won't find a single woman in a big kitchen restaurant, that's the domain of men
wrong, plenty of women work in kitchens. my head chef is a woman, albeit a dyke, and i've worked with many women over the years, some of which were good chefs (the asian or hispanic ones)
>no reason
the midget head cook dude (I forget his name but just watched this with my nephew) forced her to not only teach linguini but be responsible if he fricked up because she spoke up for him. Plus keep in mind this was on the basis of what may have been a stars align moment of perfection with the soup.
she's taking her anger toward the midget dude out on linguini but it's not there for no reason > despite being cooks is among the most traditionally womanly job ever)
regular cooking =/= fine dining
for all the nonsense of her character that critique was true of fine dining historically, it was an almost entirely male only profession
>fricks a cat, it’s a woman >fricks a dog, it’s a woman >fricks a deranged man in little girl clothes, it’s a woman
this is fricked up and you need help, anon
She's frustrated from being a woman in a male dominated field and Linguini takes her seriously instead of treating her like a child or like he wants to rape her. That's instant max relationship points right there with any working woman.
As for the pepper spray moment, you have to remember she is a woman you can't make sense out of everything they do.
>she's incredibly hostile for no reason
unironically just a french woman
the character is meant to be like that because of a chip on her shoulder about being a male dominated industry though
it's obvious Bird took over this project late in development as opposed to being there from day 1. The dialogue and character relationships aren't nearly as well written as The Incredibles
It has nothing to do with "rules written by stupid old men," women just can't handle that environment. Kitchengays are generally the lowest kind of frick ups and unemployable morons, and they don't give a flying frick about political correctness or being nice or whatever. Kitchens are full of swearing, sweaty dudes calling each other racial slurs while slinging around food and dishes. It's also a fast paced and hectic environment, and the work itself is hot and non-stop for hours. Women expect everyone to be polite and cater to their whims, and they want to only work at a comfortable pace. A kitchen, unfortunately, does not, and cannot, operate like that. 99% of women can't hack it in a kitchen for the same reason they can't hack it in construction, combat arms, or any other male oriented work force.
Nah, I bullshitted my way into a cushy white collar IT job and by the time they found out I have 0 qualifications I was already too valuable for them to fire.
Remy was a boring protagonist. He is snobbish and doesn't care about anything else besides food or Gusteau's. Linguini isn't very interesting. His doofy personality is generic and he's just kinda one note. Colette isn't interesting either. Not much to her other than being tough yet caring deep down
Because women cannot be trusted to do a job or not completely destroy social cohesion first chance they get
women shouldn’t be allowed to run anything without male supervision, our dumb illiterate ancestors knew this why have we forgotten it
they weren't illiterate, they wrote a book about it, called it "the good book". but we didn't read it.
frickin post it
I wouldn't mind her shoving a cucumber up my ass while jerking me off into some soup if you catch my drift.
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new steam profile pic, thanks
How many zucchinis do you see up Linguini's ass? One. Why do you think that is? Because the anus is an organ that never gets stretched because of rules written by stupid old men.
Ah yes, I will definitely take women seriously in this film about a rat controlling a chef by pulling on his hair
dude, did she just assume everyone's gender? this aint it chief
Madagascar 1 unironically has more personality and character chemistry than this
>i like to move it move it
Alex and Marty scenes in Madagascar 1 have more character chemistry than anything in Ratatouille
why you gotta bring up mahrty at a time like this
get out
Do French women actually look like her? Because if so I'm moving to France
not in paris
israeli french women do
No that's a cartoon
what would you do with this bros?
By the time I'm done with it, it'll be a pickle.
paint it to look like a giant penis, then proudly display it on my front porch
>this aint it chief
tell a girl we'll make a million dollars if she does shit with it on the internet and then make a million dollars
is this what trannies use to dilate with, take it easy guys just because YNBW doesn’t mean you should KYS oh no wait that’s exactly what you should do
OH N-
>Men build things>Women: why don’t I have thing?
she has a very small forehead and chin and a giant nose, what phenotype/ethnicity is she supposed to be?
Someone photo shop this to be a zucchini
you got it boss
Perfection
I don't understand the character, she's incredibly hostile for no reason. Linguini didn't step over her, didn't take her job, didn't do anything, and what does she do? She impales his arm to the table with a set of knifes while screaming a lenghty tirade about women in the kitchen ( despite being cooks is among the most traditionally womanly job ever) .
And then what happens? She softens up, for some reason, and one day linguini Is acting even more erratical than usual, she readied the pepper spray, linguini lunges forward and accidentally, full anime style, kisses her on the cheek. Now, knowing the character i would expected her to act accordingly and beat the living shit out of that creep. But what she does instead? She kisses back! Why? Fricking why??
Women bro. Women.
because he came off like an unprofessional moron that no one in the kitchen liked and she had to be his babysitter. He later proved his competence and drive, which she couldn’t help but admire.
this is why they leave the kino making to Brad Bird and not you
>despite being cooks is among the most traditionally womanly job ever
lol no, women cook at home but you won't find a single woman in a big kitchen restaurant, that's the domain of men
wrong, plenty of women work in kitchens. my head chef is a woman, albeit a dyke, and i've worked with many women over the years, some of which were good chefs (the asian or hispanic ones)
>no reason
the midget head cook dude (I forget his name but just watched this with my nephew) forced her to not only teach linguini but be responsible if he fricked up because she spoke up for him. Plus keep in mind this was on the basis of what may have been a stars align moment of perfection with the soup.
she's taking her anger toward the midget dude out on linguini but it's not there for no reason
> despite being cooks is among the most traditionally womanly job ever)
regular cooking =/= fine dining
for all the nonsense of her character that critique was true of fine dining historically, it was an almost entirely male only profession
Traditionally as in 100k years ago?
what is a woman?
someone I want to frick is, by definition, a woman
>fricks a cat, it’s a woman
>fricks a dog, it’s a woman
>fricks a deranged man in little girl clothes, it’s a woman
this is fricked up and you need help, anon
A miserable little pile of makeup.
you know who else is a woman? MY MOM
She's frustrated from being a woman in a male dominated field and Linguini takes her seriously instead of treating her like a child or like he wants to rape her. That's instant max relationship points right there with any working woman.
As for the pepper spray moment, you have to remember she is a woman you can't make sense out of everything they do.
Linguini was a chad. If he was a chud, she'd have called the french police.
>she's incredibly hostile for no reason
unironically just a french woman
the character is meant to be like that because of a chip on her shoulder about being a male dominated industry though
I hate that the doc prescribed me a second daily dose.
just don’t take em. I lie about taking em lol
Women: Women don't just belong in the kitchen, we can work too!
Also Women: I'm tired of only men being in the kitchen, we are oppressed!
Maybe cuz the other hoes tried the knife stunt too.
French
overrated as frick. The dialogue isn't very good and the characters aren't interesting
you mean just like yourself?
you mean just like yourself?
you just proved my point
it's obvious Bird took over this project late in development as opposed to being there from day 1. The dialogue and character relationships aren't nearly as well written as The Incredibles
It has nothing to do with "rules written by stupid old men," women just can't handle that environment. Kitchengays are generally the lowest kind of frick ups and unemployable morons, and they don't give a flying frick about political correctness or being nice or whatever. Kitchens are full of swearing, sweaty dudes calling each other racial slurs while slinging around food and dishes. It's also a fast paced and hectic environment, and the work itself is hot and non-stop for hours. Women expect everyone to be polite and cater to their whims, and they want to only work at a comfortable pace. A kitchen, unfortunately, does not, and cannot, operate like that. 99% of women can't hack it in a kitchen for the same reason they can't hack it in construction, combat arms, or any other male oriented work force.
t. Line cook for a decade
Did you finally get your GED?
Nah, I bullshitted my way into a cushy white collar IT job and by the time they found out I have 0 qualifications I was already too valuable for them to fire.
Remy was a boring protagonist. He is snobbish and doesn't care about anything else besides food or Gusteau's. Linguini isn't very interesting. His doofy personality is generic and he's just kinda one note. Colette isn't interesting either. Not much to her other than being tough yet caring deep down