I had a weak bladder as a kid. Sometimes you just want some Pepsi. Just look at the kid you know he has it rough at school, so if drinking a whole can of soda is his one relief can you really blame him?
>be 5 yo >love Pepsi but it makes you wet the bed >parents are making you go to annoying cousin's house >same cousin complains about everything >has cute sisters who know French, but since this isn't Midwest know they'll never f you >have to go to Paris later for Christmas? (how are these even related?) >drink a Pepsi cause you can't take all your shit reletives and this shit holiday >see cousin and smile at him him awkwardly to be polite >he seethes anyway and you just pray to God he'll somehow get left behind tomorrow morning
I get Kevin's complaints (wouldn't want to sleep with a bed wetter either), but I'm just saying that Fuller is the most relatable character.
His one relief? Imagine being this guy whose one relief is to drink a Pepssi and then double dip to literally relieve himself on Kevin. You know who else wets th3 b3d? Psychopaths. Serial killers.
not from a bottle
the can tastes like shit
i think pepsi in general has a better, less chemical taste. but its whatever
personally im more of a monster zero ultra man myself.
>drinking carcinogens
lol
you have no problem breathing carcinogens and eating carcinogens
There was a kid who looked a lot like this in my elementary school. At first I felt bad for him because he got bullied a lot, but he was also a total butthole, so who knows if that was because of the bullying or part of the reason why he got so much shit.
Anyways one day I left school kind of late and was walking home, and when I got close to a restaurant I saw that kid having an altercation with two girls in the parking lot. One of them kicked him and he started crying and they started walking away. So the kid scoops up a handful of gravel from the parking lot and hurls it at them as they're leaving. They start running from him because he's now going apeshit flinging handfuls of gravel at them.
Then I hear someone scream "WHAT THE FRICK?!" and its this bigger, older kid who had come across the scene of the nerdy kid whipping rocks at two girls. And he runs over to the nerdy kid and just starts pummeling him. It actually looked like something out of a fricking cartoon, the big kid was just fricking ragdolling this nerd with his punches. Beside the restaurant there was a rain barrel, and at the end of the beating the big kid straight up shoves the nerd's head into the water filled barrel while getting in a few more gut shots for good measure. The entire thing could could not have lasted more than 30 seconds, and it ended with the Home Alone looking kid lying on the ground in a sobbing heap.
i love lil boys too, satan
and unlike girls nobody calls you a chomosexual if you devour one hhehehe nobody cares about men, boys, even lil boys, not even if you diddle diddle doooooooooo one hehehehehhe
>42 >Watching with my 4 year old nephew >Kevin's mom shows up
No clue what she looks like now, nor am interested in her now, but holy frick, if I could get a time machine!
I'd love to travel back in time, fold her legs up to her ears and mating press her while she grunts out orgasm after orgasm. I wanna go balls deep in her and nut into the deepest part of her c**t.
he was making himself FULLER of Pepsi to pee all over Kevin during the night.
kinky
Did he get off to the idea of thoroughly drenching his cousin on his hot piss?
He’s a sick little homosexual. You just know he waited until Kevin fell asleep and peed all over his face
he had power and enjoyed using it
How do you responding without sounding mad?
preemptive piss
Sleep on the floor with a pillow and blanket. Solved
weak bladder
No. He was doing it on purpose.
I had a weak bladder as a kid. Sometimes you just want some Pepsi. Just look at the kid you know he has it rough at school, so if drinking a whole can of soda is his one relief can you really blame him?
No, he was a deliberate bed wetter because he didn't want to have to share.
how many of them were conniving israelites
>be 5 yo
>love Pepsi but it makes you wet the bed
>parents are making you go to annoying cousin's house
>same cousin complains about everything
>has cute sisters who know French, but since this isn't Midwest know they'll never f you
>have to go to Paris later for Christmas? (how are these even related?)
>drink a Pepsi cause you can't take all your shit reletives and this shit holiday
>see cousin and smile at him him awkwardly to be polite
>he seethes anyway and you just pray to God he'll somehow get left behind tomorrow morning
I get Kevin's complaints (wouldn't want to sleep with a bed wetter either), but I'm just saying that Fuller is the most relatable character.
why does he look like this guy?
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>this isn't Midwest
>chicago
huh?
I meant Alabama Midwest. I wrote the post pretty late at night.
Alabama is the south. The deep dirty south. Nobody has ever confused Alabama for the midwest.
Hey, it's gotta be the midwest of something, right?
His one relief? Imagine being this guy whose one relief is to drink a Pepssi and then double dip to literally relieve himself on Kevin. You know who else wets th3 b3d? Psychopaths. Serial killers.
I didn't know those two are really brothers. I wonder if he actually did pee on him at some point.
baskin roberts trust fund band
he was too eager to get fricked up on drugs. Later in life Fuller became hooked on heroin and crack and died in a gutter
He pissed on his brother in a symbolic act to show the world how he would eclipse his old brothers career and piss all over it as an adult.
the kid would've had dried piss on him until he finally had a bath in paris
Isn't Pepsi high caffeinate? Kids shouldn't drink Coke/Pepsi at night. Bad parenting if you ask me.
just dont have bad genes
people with good genes can drink caffeine at any time of the day and be fine
My mom never let me have Coke at night 🙁
Right before bed it's fine, it won't keep you up. It's still sugary garbage, though.
>It's still sugary garbage
just drink coke zero
zero sugar
zero fats
zero carbs
Tastes like shit, what's the point?
not from a bottle
the can tastes like shit
i think pepsi in general has a better, less chemical taste. but its whatever
personally im more of a monster zero ultra man myself.
you have no problem breathing carcinogens and eating carcinogens
>not from a bottle
I disagree. I can't stand how it tastes.
what c**t?
maybe it depends per country
>drinking carcinogens
lol
look at that fricking piss face grin on him
Why is it that every kid who looks like this just annoying as frick?
There was a kid who looked a lot like this in my elementary school. At first I felt bad for him because he got bullied a lot, but he was also a total butthole, so who knows if that was because of the bullying or part of the reason why he got so much shit.
Anyways one day I left school kind of late and was walking home, and when I got close to a restaurant I saw that kid having an altercation with two girls in the parking lot. One of them kicked him and he started crying and they started walking away. So the kid scoops up a handful of gravel from the parking lot and hurls it at them as they're leaving. They start running from him because he's now going apeshit flinging handfuls of gravel at them.
Then I hear someone scream "WHAT THE FRICK?!" and its this bigger, older kid who had come across the scene of the nerdy kid whipping rocks at two girls. And he runs over to the nerdy kid and just starts pummeling him. It actually looked like something out of a fricking cartoon, the big kid was just fricking ragdolling this nerd with his punches. Beside the restaurant there was a rain barrel, and at the end of the beating the big kid straight up shoves the nerd's head into the water filled barrel while getting in a few more gut shots for good measure. The entire thing could could not have lasted more than 30 seconds, and it ended with the Home Alone looking kid lying on the ground in a sobbing heap.
What the frick was wrong with Kevin's entire family?
N9t a care in the world. Pepsi is his fuel. Maybe a large drink of cold cold water right before bed
he forgot to put his penis in my mouth 🙁
i love lil boys too, satan
and unlike girls nobody calls you a chomosexual if you devour one hhehehe nobody cares about men, boys, even lil boys, not even if you diddle diddle doooooooooo one hehehehehhe
>that look on his face
He knows.
That wasn’t piss. He was becoming a man and jacking it to Kevin’s moms breasts
>42
>Watching with my 4 year old nephew
>Kevin's mom shows up
No clue what she looks like now, nor am interested in her now, but holy frick, if I could get a time machine!
I'd love to travel back in time, fold her legs up to her ears and mating press her while she grunts out orgasm after orgasm. I wanna go balls deep in her and nut into the deepest part of her c**t.
she plays the mom on Schitts Creek
>redhead
She will be black in the inevitable reboot
Don't give a shit. It's 90s Catherine O'Hara I want to plow until her legs get paralyzed.
good news
shes still mostly hot
I wanna suck her toes and smell her heels
SHE WAS ONLY 35 THERE YOU SICK FRICK
Sibling rivalry irl
for me, it's coke fuller
I get that Kevin needed an older brother to bully him, but it was dumb casting to make his actual little brother his cousin.
You know he has a piss fetish now