What the frick was his problem?

What the frick was his problem?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was right all along

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ABSOLUTE FRICKING KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The ending was so fricking kino, but for me the Simon one always sticks out. Hang on I'll get the bit after he dies (no spoiler)

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I've never watched this. Always associated with other dumb shit like the wiz. This is kind of kino gonna check it out.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's fricking great. If you like the Baz Luhrman Romeo and Juliet, it's a similar thing, and probably directly inspired it - the romans have guns and the fashion is partially reflective of how we (from the 70's) would perceive it. Beyond that the music is incredible. I'm also not religious, I just think it's a genuinely good interpretation of something that has impacted us all.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I've never watched this. Always associated with other dumb shit like the wiz. This is kind of kino gonna check it out.
            its fricking great

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://youtu.be/nlOxUcTcUH0

        https://youtu.be/dwgrHcmMrNw

        Do you guys have a good clip Damned For All Time/Blood Money????

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ty. I remember this being the first song I listened to that made me obsessed with this album as a kid, and I guess my faith in general lol.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arwTvFPvpBQ

          Just perpetually in awe of the amount of kino this generated.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://youtu.be/nlOxUcTcUH0

        Judas was the perfect foil, he sympathised with Jesus's message of peace and love, obviously paralleling the zeitgeist of the early 70s, but he did not really believe in him. The thing is, as much as Jesus's actions seemingly defied reason, it worked. Coming back at that time and that place with its poverty, cruelty and oppression had far more impact than Jesus visiting us today.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm in awe of how you dance around narrative culpability. Who do you think was ultimately the villain?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sorry, where was the part of the Bible that said God didn't sacrifice his son for the sins of man - that whoopsie-doodles he just kinda ended up belittled and crucified through complete happenstance and coincidence?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              In the middle, you must have missed it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        why can atheists/agnostics make good jesus films but christians cannot?

        it's kind of embarrassing isn't it?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not in the least. it's the fricking bomb when they do it

          we love that shit

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why would you think we wouldnt like them making good jesus movies? wtf lol

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He couldn't serve two masters

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was a real Judas

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nathan Fielder lookin ass

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      dis homie plays piano weird

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >to play the piano, and play the piano for people
      Yeah, no, your father doesn't hate you because you have musical talent, Liberace.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I prefer the original cast recording for simon zealotes

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >blondie at 0:41
      Literally perfect

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        My brother, of course Jesus is perfect.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    he literally tells you exactly what his problem was at the very beginning

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What the frick was his problem?
    bro literally listen to the song

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Your followers are blind. Too much heaven on their mind.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus shredding the vocals makes me a believer

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ted Neely with them pearly whites. I haven't been able to stand any other version of this song.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gethsamane is my favourite but I like Herod's scene. It's goofy

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URWa0rbB1Kw

        fuu- I can't get over Carl anderson's version

        Imagine going out into the desert with your boys to shoot religious kino

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'M SORRY BUT HOLY KINO
      the last third of that is the most intense stuff I've seen on this board.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The movie is fun, my only gripe is Ted Neely. Ian Gillan is the true voice of Jesus in my eyes.Carl Anderson mogs Murray Head though.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wat, the movie was way better than the original cast.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I agree with this anon

          Judas is easily the biggest improvement from the album. Just compare their takes on the title track
          the rest of the cast are either a wash or better on the album

          Judas was an improvement and the rest of the cast was even with their album counterparts. Ted Neely sounds like a b***h compared to Gillan tbh.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I just don't hear it. Gillian sounds like he can't even hit the notes

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            The movie had a dirty sound to it. I don't know if that was because of the filmimg tech in the 70s but it made the musical for me.

            However, the song of god was cross eyed? Gtfo

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Idk about 70s film tech but I know this sound comes from the golden era of tube amplifiers. Warm twang was the way

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It worked in Neeley's favour

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The entire thing was overdubbed a la spaghetti westerns, which is why it never marries up perfectly, but the point about tube amplifiers still stands. the entire thing was made on a shoestring, I think it was one of Andrew Lloyd Webber's earliest.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the 1973 version always bothered me in that they mixed all the music at like 50% and the vocals at 100%. Just sounds off

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it's always slightly off, I can tolerate it for this though. Is that a bayoux damoclese?

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arwTvFPvpBQ

      Hit us with Gethsemene, anon.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      check this channel out he raised the music mix in a few of the songs

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arwTvFPvpBQ

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really like the movie, but the 1970 album just has the clearest & harshest vocals, and the instrumentals are way more crisp. Carl Anderson (black Judas) doesn't compare to Murray Head vocally. However, I 100% understand the theatrical choice of making Judas black. It's a bummer what that probably does to the average impressionable African viewer, but that decision really served so much to the visual kino of the film.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Judas is easily the biggest improvement from the album. Just compare their takes on the title track
      the rest of the cast are either a wash or better on the album

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like Mary got the short end in this movie. She had maybe 1 good song in the whole thing.

    Even Caesar and Herod had better songs. Hell even the Pharisees

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's Pilate, not Tiberius (Caesar).

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        oh that's right

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everything's Alright, Could We Start Again Please, I Don't Know How to Love Him
      pretty good tracks to lead on

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know if this counts as Mary's song because Jesus and Judas' parts are the best part of the song

      I'M SORRY BUT HOLY KINO
      the last third of that is the most intense stuff I've seen on this board.

      yeah it takes a bit to get there but jesus kills that scene

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They literally zoom in on the relevent bits of artwork

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought in this song that it was only ever Mary & Jesus singing, and it was more of Jesus reprimanding Mary while she begs to soothe him from the fate he faces. Well, from the 1970 album listening anyway.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Interesting take, the idea that he's prescient is the entire point of the tragedy, but every iteration implies she knows everything and maybe more. Also Judas stealing it again.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    can't believe i instantly recalled that it was judas. i watched jesus christ superstar like when i was 12 and never again.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's salt

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i don't know if it's common interpretation but I like how they have Pilate as a reluctant participant

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      everyone gets a little bit of character development. even Herod recoils when he sees the reality of capital punishment
      very well written movie

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You have nothing in your hands
        Literally holding him in his hand
        What did Jesus mean by this

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I get Goosebumps when Pilate starts screaming. He absolutely shreds his vocal cords there.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly the run time to goosebump ratio on this film is hard to beat.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i don't know if it's common interpretation but I like how they have Pilate as a reluctant participant
      It's quite literally the official version. "Washing my hands" as expression comes from Pilate, saying to the israelites that the blood of Jesus is on their hands, not his.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why did the israelites want jesus dead again? Jesus was called the king of the israelites wasnt he

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          He preached a different version of their religion, called himself the messiah(accused of this anyways) and that was heresy to israelites.
          Not gonna go into details to avoid spoiling an otherwise wholesome thread.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          see

          Gethsamane is my favourite but I like Herod's scene. It's goofy

          Herod is the leader of israeli community under the romans and pontius tries to defer judgement to him to try and keep the peace. Pontius actually has major misgivings in the 73 version and actively doubts his decision making. It's honestly the most kino interpretation I've seen.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Also he chucks bagels at him to get him to leave

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Frick off, really?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                His thumb's covering the hole, but yes.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Stop thus

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Feed my household with this bread
              You could do it on your head

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          "King of the israelites" was the official crime Jesus was executed for, and what was written above him when crucified, though the real reason was because he was challenging the authority of the israeli leaders, so they framed it as challenging Roman authority.
          The israelites actually wanted the crime changed to "This man claimed to be king of the israelites" but Pilate's response was "What I have written, I have written."

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nice summary

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Matthew 27:24–25
      >So when Pilate saw that he was gaining nothing, but rather that a riot was beginning, he took water and washed his hands before the crowd, saying "I am innocent of this man’s blood; see to it yourselves." And all the people answered, "His blood be on us and on our children!"

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"His blood be on us and on our children!"
        >and on our children!

        YO that's fricking wild to say. Imagine hating someone so much

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Judas black
    What did Andrew llyod Webber mean by this?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That was a movie production decision, not an ALW one. Nice one though, lol. What'd they mean by this? That making some one stand out directly from the majority of the cast & main character by color alone shows that he is opposed to the other. It'd be like if Jesus & his apostles were red, but Judas was blue.

      oh oops. Shit w/e

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That was a movie production decision, not an ALW one. Nice one though, lol. What'd they mean by this? That making some one stand out directly from the majority of the cast & main character by color alone shows that he is opposed to the other. It'd be like if Jesus & his apostles were red, but Judas was blue.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Judas black
      What did Andrew llyod Webber mean by this?

      Herod's harem also the most diverse part of the movie lol

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was also just thinking of that as I was making that post. You could take it either way, but I think that for the Herod scene they just took whoever would fit. Making Judas black was 100% a decision they took at least some time to discuss. I really hate hyper-focusing on that though, because it just paints more negative racial tones towards nigs. They have enough, and I don't appreciate undeserved heat from some one making an obvious kino visual choice v.s. their natural pull.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's only in the modern day that it's so agressively polarised. In the late 60's/early 70's, there was still the possibility that he was simply a better singer than the competition, and they thought no one would use race as a commentary when bringing it up half a century later. They were wrong, but hey.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'll take the 'hey'. Either way, a great kino choice.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Post hey

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its still kino but to what end?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The end was just the visual representation. That's it. It was an obvious audience marker & the actor could sing well enough. The only reason we all think this is wild is because we live in an age where race is everything.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          OK. I still listen to this song a lot. I especially liked when Jesus called Judas 'you Judas' in The Last Supper.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >One thing I'll say for him, Jesus is cool

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's sassy french Judas and underwear model Jesus.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      fuu- I can't get over Carl anderson's version

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        So fricking sick

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Try this one, c'mon.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Damn bois... Judas was just being a realist

        was it so wrong

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          This, he literally spells out the plot that never gets acknowledged in the retelling.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Damn bois... Judas was just being a realist

            was it so wrong

            Missing the whole point of FAITH

            Like Alfred says in the Dark Knight
            >THE POWER OF BELIEF

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          This, he literally spells out the plot that never gets acknowledged in the retelling.

          [...]
          Missing the whole point of FAITH

          Like Alfred says in the Dark Knight
          >THE POWER OF BELIEF

          I still pray that Judas is forgiven for the sin of his betrayal.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Doesn't Jesus literally forgive him before anyone else?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Can't I still pray!?!?!!?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Dante puts him in the lowest circle of hell alongside Brutus.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              That doesn't mean anything. Dante's work is just personal fiction.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        How do I get a kino friend/arch nemesis singing counterpoints to my religious narrative from a cliff top while I walk below, oblivious? Bros?

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    hey

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Carl weathers is truly a spectacular singer.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Carl Winslow truly had a storied career

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lord Jesus Christ, son of God, please safe me, a sinner.

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    FOOLS! YOU HAVE NO PERCEPTION

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pilate played by crais from farscape: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0CgVGrn-AU

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT THEN TO DO ABOUT JESUS OF NAZARETH, MIRACLE WONDERMAN, HERO OF FOOLS

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i love Neely's performance but can you imagine if they got Gillan to be in the movie like they planned? the kino would be off he charts

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    LOOK AT ALL MY TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONS
    SINKING IN A GENTLE POOL OF WINE

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    As a kid I thought Herod actor was the same as the fat guy from Jurassic Park

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm aware that's not a thumb, on closer inspection

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Coz he ain't found shit.

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't know so many actual genuine homosexuals frequented this board.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh shi I found one

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will show you fear in a handful of dust.

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