What the frick was his problem?

What the frick was his problem?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    needed to touch grass

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's an athiest

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He grew out of believing in Jedi, and all that clone war nonsense is so 20 years ago.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's interesting isn't it. there is no character like him in the entire series. just this one guy.

      Still really enjoy this explanation

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Came here to post this.

        https://i.imgur.com/U4Q6EPR.jpg

        What the frick was his problem?

        He didn’t know the power of Shillong kingdu

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >materially had a planet killing mobile moon
    >spiritually didn't believe that the whole thing could be simply blown up by some backwater religious desert hick boy with a lucky shot
    that was his problem

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He wanted to brown nose Tarkin.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    bad writing in the prequels

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was right otherwise Vader would have killed him

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's interesting isn't it. there is no character like him in the entire series. just this one guy.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Han is kind of like that in ANH but he never says "FRICK OFF WITH YOUR FAKE 'FORCE' BULLSHIT, GET THE FRICK OUT OF MY SHIP" to Luke or Old Ben. He acts more like a skeptic rather than a full on non-believer.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >NOW GO HOME AND GET YOUR FRICKING PODRACER.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ohh! Shah of Iran over here!

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was British

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was annoyed because he was an officer on a starship that could easily destroy entire planets but there was some weird guy in a black suit hanging around who acted like he was better because he could do comparatively minor things like levitate stuff and choke one person at a time. And Vader had, indeed, failed to retrieve the stolen plans.
    Motti didn't think that the Force literally didn't exist or that the Jedi had never existed, he just had never seen any reason to believe that the Force was capable of doing anything more impressive than let people swing their swords around really precisely, choke a guy every now and then, and maybe occasionally force stupid people to do things they didn't want to (which being able to blow up their home planets works pretty well at too).
    What proves Motti even more right is that Vader ultimately turned on the Empire.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      There’s a deleted scene where he or Tarkin (can’t remember which) goes on about them putting too much faith in the Death Star.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You cant blame him when they say
      >I sense...
      and its for something totally normal that anyone can sense. He thought Vader was pretentious.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He was annoyed because he was an officer on a starship that could easily destroy entire planets
      No he was annoyed that Vader's actions was giving more support to the rebels without getting any results and didn't think much of the Death Star or the Force. watch the deleted scene.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I honestly preferred A New Hope's take on the Jedi. Even down to the slower choreography.
    Also no one in the prequels ever makes a loud weird noise like Obi-Wan does in ANH. You'd think that would get referenced more often since that's the first thing he does in the movie.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      ESB fundamentally changed the perceived nature of the Jedi by showing us that Oi-Wan lied to Luke

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think everyone wanted to forget Obi-Wan's noise

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I honestly preferred A New Hope's take on the Jedi. Even down to the slower choreography.
        Also no one in the prequels ever makes a loud weird noise like Obi-Wan does in ANH. You'd think that would get referenced more often since that's the first thing he does in the movie.

        I’ve been told the oj light sabers were ment to be much more like heavy saber weapons or even light a japanese spear.
        And only in the later movies because a weightless fencing foil.
        But maybe that is just something someone made up

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lucas really fricked up the Clone Wars. The Jedi should have been an organization operating in the shadows where even people at the time questioned whether or not they exist. But in the PT they were pretty much secret police "Jedi business, move along".

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Man… I fully remember phantom menace being the first time I was ever so let down by a piece of media.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was in a series whose creator made shit up as he went along, he didn't know that there were basically millions of Jedi running around only 20 years ago because that history hadn't been written yet.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >millions
      Is that canon? That seems like a lot

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've heard that Wookiepedia estimates there to be 10,000 Jedi before Order 66, not sure how they estimate that thougheverbeit.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          the jedi temple is way too large to only have 10k jedi in it. a college campus serves more than that

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            It has all their lodgings and tennis courts as well.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Floors 2-99 are the Jedi’s cumdumsterisms, at the rank of master you get an entire floor to yourself of free use stress release races.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            It’s not a college campus though, it’s a temple. Think of it more like vadican city (population 900) then ucla. There are not new students coming in every year, but live long devotes to studying a religion and practing skills.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, 6 million Jedi died in the tragedy of Order 66.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >trying to have a meeting with your fellow moffs
    >weird cyborg barges in uninvited and won't turn his annoying respirator off
    >tell him to frick off and that adults are talking
    >he pulls a gay parlor trick on you that wouldn't actually be useful for stopping the rebellion

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the leads are weak

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Blue milk is for closers

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The corporal entity will always act by corporal logic, you can’t explain god’s grace to them, even if he saw a miracle or gets choked by magic, he can not engage with something beyond him, even as a thought exercise

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    > Vader, baby, relax! I'm just messin' around, don't get all choked up about it!

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