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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he was corrupted by the land or something, it was more obvious in the book

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This . It was hinted at in the movie as well but they made the trucker a distracted fat ass when the book explicitly states he didn't know why he was going so fast. The wendigo possesses people.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >wendigo
        not real
        meds

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          real in the context of the book and movie, frickwad

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's in the book and referenced in the movie, moron.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Something else to remember is that in the book his dog Spot comes back and while dumber is in no way dangerous. In the movie zombie Spot is snarling and mangled making Jed's actions real fricking confusing. Wait, so every single thing that ever got buried up here went horribly?

      I DON'T WANT TO BE BURIED
      TO A PET SEMETARY

      I DON’T WANT TO LIVE MY LIFE AGAIN

      The only part of the remake I liked was the cover of the Ramones song.

      Pet Semetery Bloodlines fricking sucked. Couple awful jumpscares, some clumsy memberberries, couple retcons that make everything dumber and then does the bad prequel shit of answering questions best left unanswered like "who built the deadfall."

      Oh, it was this guy. This guy did it. Amazing.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you brought someone back but kept them locked up so they couldn't kill you, wouldn't that be fine

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they would be useless so no

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So need a cute gf. This is the way if youre a lonely guy with a Miqmaq Burial Ground nearby. Canadians and Mainers are lucky

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All stephen king stories have massive plot holes where characters do nonsensical things for le spooky horror story. You basically have to turn your brain off, or else be an adolescent or woman, for his stories to "work".
    >that poor little girl loves that cat, so I'm sure bringing it back to life as a feral zombie will be a good thing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      See

      he was corrupted by the land or something, it was more obvious in the book

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >t. adolescent or woman

        This. I talked to a guy yesterday whose wife had just died, and he was acting absolutely moronic. Kept sniffing and crying, couldn't remember simple details. Just absolutely a mess. I remember thinking "what an unrealistic character".

        >my new neighbor's cat got run over
        >this traumatizes me like my wife just died, so I better show him how to use a cursed indian burial ground so the cat can return as an undead monster that will have to be destroyed

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah because it's a cat, so he believed it was no big deal. He couldn't have the knowledge of what was going to happen.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            how many cats did you resurrected today using your necromancer magical cemetery

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >He couldn't have the knowledge of what was going to happen.
            except that after they bring the cat back and it acts weird he recounts how the same thing with his dog when he buried it there.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'm not talking about the cat, I'm talking about the death of the kid which he had no way of foreseeing.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I think in the book he only does it because he feels sorry for the kid. And, in theory, a small animal such as a cat is seen as no threat, plus what the other anon said about the land having had corrupted him subtly, it's a recipe for moronation. The wendigo gets what it wants, always.

          Yeah because it's a cat, so he believed it was no big deal. He couldn't have the knowledge of what was going to happen.

          Also this, dude was warned that whatever comes up from that dirt isn't what went in.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You are too stupid to continue living, please consider an alternative

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People do not operate by reason and logic 24/7

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. I talked to a guy yesterday whose wife had just died, and he was acting absolutely moronic. Kept sniffing and crying, couldn't remember simple details. Just absolutely a mess. I remember thinking "what an unrealistic character".

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It makes sense as some unconscious impulse of the white man to rape the native ancestral land. Told him of its magical powers. Do not touch. Touch it he does.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This from Stephen King's alt-left mindset tbh

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he didnt unironically believe it would come back. he finds a quaint pet semetary near his place and his cat dies so he figures may as well bury it out there for the novelty of it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he finds a quaint pet semetary near his place and his cat dies so he figures may as well bury it out there for the novelty
        >t didn't even watch the movie or was too stoned/moronic to pay attention

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's not what happens. The mother has a death phobia, due to dealing with her sister slowly losing her sanity while dying from a wasting disease, and the daughter is super attached to the cat. Jed shows them the cemetery when this is expressed to him (it's hinted in the book he's possessed by the wendigo but at that point in the story it could just be familiarizing the outsider family with where their new community). The father is estranged from his wife's family (hence the fight at the funeral later) so he stays home while the wife and kids go visit her parents. During this time the daughter's cat gets hit by a car so Jed shows the father the other cemetery; in the book it's later made clear that he was possessed by the wendigo, which took advantage of Jed's connection to the family and probably killed the cat in the first place (i.e. the cat is in good physical condition and not near the road). When Gage dies the husband is possessed and brings brings the kid there (it's hinted that the wendigo can't fully make the person do what it wants and they have to be willing, to an extent, to use the burial ground--this is emphasized by them going over the deadfall to reach the burial ground, they have to want to do it and if they hesitate they fall backwards). Also, the dead guy who appears to the father/daughter (it's hinted they have a touch of the shinning) is working against the interests of the wendigo.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >(it's hinted in the book he's possessed by the wendigo
          >in the book it's later made clear that he was possessed by the wendigo
          I don't remember this bit at all.

          >When Gage dies the husband is possessed and brings brings the kid there (it's hinted that the wendigo can't fully make the person do what it wants
          Neither any of this. Where do you get the posession stuff from?

          The reason he puts Gage up there, is not because he's been posessed, but because he knows it worked with the cat, and he just lost his child. So obviously he's inclined to use the magical burial ground to bring his son back to life.

          >(it's hinted they have a touch of the shinning)
          Dude are you just making up your own canon?

          >

          usually don't read King but I thought Salem's Lot was pretty good
          >that part where 80% of the town is just straight up dead
          I hated this one. Pet Sematary wasn't actually scary at all but Salem's Lot, which often gets called his scariest work was almost comically trashy.

          Its such a by-the-book classic Vampire story with all the cliche scenes like a priest having a stand off with the Vampire, reciting the bible and the Vampire fleeing in terror, that it felt like it was 100years older than it actually was.

          Not to mention the same issue that all of King's books I read have: he always fumbles at the end when all his books turn into cliche hollywood schlock. In Pet Sematary the little kid being awaken again, now the wendigo, is cursing like a fricking 16yo edgelord on Cinemaphile.
          In Needful Things you get the worst ending ever with "ABRACADABRA YOU FIERY FRICK!".
          IT has the ginger turn into a 40s "talk like a black guy" parody to escape IT(and yes, I get the point of not being scared of IT, but there's a million less unintentionally hilarious and cringy ways to do it), and Salem's Lot isn't any better.

          He's also the worst at keeping tension up. In Pet Sematary there's an end of chapter page in which he builds up a lot of tension by citing possible implications of what the father just did. Literally the first sentence of the next chapter: "but none of that happened" Bravo...

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I don't remember this bit at all
            There are multiple scenes where Jed reflects on why he showed him the cemetery (he's confused). Also, Jed turns into an evil Indian figure while he's leading him there (the dad also talks about how Jed looks different a few times when they discuss the cemetery). Also, the motif of "ignore the sounds you hear...it's just loons echoing" is stated a few times.
            >Where do you get the posession stuff from?
            The truck driver saying he doesn't know why he had "the urge to put the pedal to the metal." What I wrote above about Jed. Also, the epilogue at the end where the dad is seen as the wendigo by his friend while carrying the wife's body over the deadfall. The fact they're being manipulated is constantly hinted at to the reader throughout the book.
            >The reason he puts Gage up there, is not because he's been posessed, but because he knows it worked with the cat
            The wendigo used the cat to show him the cemetery. In the book there are several refrains where Jeb questions why he showed him the cemetery at all (he doesnt know because he's not acting by his own power).
            >and he just lost his child. So obviously he's inclined
            The theme is grief and the fricked up things it can make people do. The wendigo wants the family (part of the horror is what you yourself bring to the table regarding it's motivations...all you really know is that it's evil). The father continuously questions why he's burying Gage there, even though the cat came back fricked up, and rationalizes "he hasn't been dead that long" (even though his body already smells and he has embalming fluid leaking out of him--he notes that he learned it's hard to know how much to put in a kid when he worked as an undertaker's assistant--and there's already mould on the body).
            >your own canon?
            The daughter is psychic and has dreams about what's going to happen to the family. First the cat, then her father resurrecting Gage, then Gage stabbing the mother.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Also, as far as possession and the cat goes it's stated that the cat had no reason to cross the road and had been lethargic after getting neutered. It's also stated that the cat didn't seem like it had been hit by a car (part of the dad rationalizing why it came back to life). The wendigo probably killed the cat itself.

              I just remember that the character is Judd Crandall and not Jed/Jeb. I don't remember the names of the other characters though (the sister's name is Zelda I think). The weakest part of the book is characterizations outside of Judd (probably because King had trouble balancing the not acting of their own rational volition stuff and held back on the horror element of what happens happening to a well formed family unit).

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Also, as far as possession and the cat goes it's stated that the cat had no reason to cross the road and had been lethargic after getting neutered. It's also stated that the cat didn't seem like it had been hit by a car (part of the dad rationalizing why it came back to life). The wendigo probably killed the cat itself.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So far from what I'm reading in this thread is A WENDIGO DID EVERYTHING

            Here are excerpts from the book that make it pretty clear:
            >Jud got up. “I wasn’t exaggerating when I said I might have killed your boy, Louis, or had a hand in it. The Micmacs knew that place, but that doesn’t necessarily mean they made it what it was. The Micmacs weren’t always here. They came maybe from Canada, maybe from Russia, maybe from Asia way back in the beginning. They stayed here in Maine for a thousand years, or maybe it was two thousand—it’s hard to tell, because they did not leave their mark deep on the land. And now they are gone again. . . same way we’ll be gone, someday, although I guess our mark will go deeper, for better or worse. But the place will stay no matter who’s here, Louis. It isn’t as though someone owned it and could take its secret when they moved on. It’s an evil, curdled place, and I had no business taking you up there to bury that cat. I know that now. It has a power you’ll beware of if you know what’s good for your family and what’s good for you. I wasn’t strong enough to fight it. You saved Norma’s life, and I wanted to do something for you, and that place turned my good wish to its own evil purpose. It has a power. . . and I think that power goes through phases, same as the moon. It’s been full of power before, and I’m ascared it’s coming around to full again. I’m ascared it used me to get at you through your son. Do you see, Louis, what I’m getting at?” His eyes pleaded with Louis.
            >“You’re saying the place knew Gage was going to die, I think,” Louis said.
            >“No, I am saying the place might have made Gage die because I introduced you to the power in the place. I am saying I may have murdered your son with good intentions, Louis.”
            Jud still doesn't understand that he was possessed. The Wendigo used his good intentions toward the family in order to influence him to show Louis the burial ground.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Jesus, king writes like an absolute moron

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's decent dialogue for genre fiction. I'm not a big fan of his but he does some stuff well. Also, Pet Semetery is one of his few books I've read that don't have weird pedo shit thrown in out of nowhere (The Shinning, 'Salem's Lot, It, Revival...)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this. on top of that king doesn't even manage to be spooky or anything. his shit is always just moronic. that there are people holding him in high regard is absolutely beyond me.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Most people don't finish books and he's legitimately very good at buildup and exposition. You can enjoy reading 100 pages of a guy wandering around a store listing brand names and not even realize nothing has happened yet.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The people complaining about King ITT don't even read.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Book cat is not a malevolent zombie monster, so it kinda works there

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Life is full of characters who nonsensical things. I wouldn’t consider this attribute to be a plot hole in a story.

      King got run over and almost killed by a guy fighting his Rottweiler for a steak in his van. That sounds almost too ridiculous for real life but there you go.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If I was there by that highway, it would've gone down differently.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      >inhales
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    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rich Evans got a CDL?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just reminded me of this reaction video where this guy and his wife who do horror movie reactions, got so triggered by this scene she was furious the whole rest of the movie and just sat there mad she had the watch it the whole time. a real woman moment, i dont know how these cucked men can put up with them, being married seems like hell with women and their homosexual emotions

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kek what a b***h. She was so mad at him for wanting to continue watching it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw the kid owed you £10

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He lived in America and didn't use that currency

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          always with the excuses. never paying up cash.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Holy FUARK! The baby TANKED that?

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Being an old man half-assedly warning younger folk away from le spooky places would be a pretty cozy lifestyle ngl

    He knew what he was doing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's the sort of old man I wanna be when I grow up.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I DON'T WANT TO BE BURIED
    TO A PET SEMETARY

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I DON’T WANT TO LIVE MY LIFE AGAIN

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Sometimes, dead is better. That's why I married a Dracula woman.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Sometimes... Not bringing dead people back as violent monsters is better.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Book makes it clear that his dog was different but not evil, more like a walking corpse
    >Film has it come back as a crazed evil dog
    That was the stupidest change

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ayup.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    His actions aren't as unrealistic as you would think. You wouldn't really understand unless you were also exposed to horrible forbidden knowledge at some point, but I can see the stress of being the only one to know it cracking a person and making them share that information with someone else so they're not alone anymore, even if its seriously unwise to do so.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Aw poor baby can't handle a little esoteric forbidden knowledge boo hoo

      Grow up, I'm perfectly fine comprehending the horrors

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone have the webm of the kid falling down after he’s given the injection? It looks so fricking real like he the child actor hit his head hard. I was curious how they filmed that

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was reversed.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    usually don't read King but I thought Salem's Lot was pretty good
    >that part where 80% of the town is just straight up dead

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think that's the only one of Cocaine King era that I still haven't read for some reason. Always liked the short stories and anthologies more.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        One of the main characters comes back for the Dark Tower books.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It’s been a while since I watched or read the book, but doesn’t Jed tell him about the Pet Semetary so he can revive his dead cat for his son?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's for the daughter and he doesn't know why he gave away the secret. He says that it "used" him. The wendigo wants the family.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, is that... Clancy Brown???

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, that’s the sequel

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So far from what I'm reading in this thread is A WENDIGO DID EVERYTHING

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >“Later on, not even the Micmacs themselves would come here. One of them claimed he saw a Wendigo here and that the ground had gone sour."
      It's true. I'm not sure if it's introduced the same way in the movie but they characterize the Wendigo as an excuse people use for doing terrible things (i.e. resorting to cannibalism). In the story it's what possesses Judd and Louis.
      >The Micmacs told Stanny B.’s grandda about the burying ground which they didn’t use anymore because the Wendigo had soured the ground, and about Little God Swamp, and the steps, and all the rest. “The Wendigo story, now, that was something you could hear in those days all over the north country. It was a story they had to have, the same way I guess we have to have some of our Christian stories. Norma would damn me for a profaner if she heard me say that, but Louis, it’s true. Sometimes, if the winter was long and hard and the food was short, there were north country Indians who would finally get down to the bad place where it was starve or. . . or do something else.”
      Those excerpts should spell it out for you. It's the Wendigo taking advantage of different aspects of the characters in order to get them to do what it wants.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >semetary
    kys

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Spell Cuck

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't that what it's called in the book/movie?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's misspelled in the book's title and in the book on one sign by moronic children (lol so quirky!). that doesn't mean that you have to constantly misspell the location (not the book's title) as well like a moronic child. Stephen king is also a moron, his work is absolute trash and so are gis fans.(both moronic and trash).

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >lol so quirky!
          You're moronic. It's the juxtaposition of childhood innocence with a place of death, moron. You're not edgy, just moronic.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >You're moronic. It's the juxtaposition of childhood innocence with a place of death, moron. You're not edgy, just moronic.
            >muh king is totally deep, bro!!! and you're a moron, not even edgy!
            embarrassing, redditor. go back where you came from.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Go back to REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
              Lol, moron. Imagine getting filtered by someone as easy to read as Stephen King.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He was the angel of death while the ghost was the angel of life...watch the directors com.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The pet cemetary isn't what brings them back it's just where families buried their hordes of road kill from the coked up truckers trying out for f zero 20 feet from their front door. The real butthole thing he does is never telling them to build a fence

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