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It's a little annoying that Jessica was borderline hysterical, but I guess I can excuse it since they couldn't really make use of inner monologue to show her being outwardly calm but having a "oh shit, there's a very real chance that my son will fail the test and die" freak out internally like the book did.
>"oh shit, there's a very real chance that my son will fail the test and die"
Can the emperors truth sayer really just waltz in and murder the heir of the most popular house in the landsraad with no consequences?
This seems like it would spark a civil war.
The BG get a lot more leeway than most other organizations, so they'd probably be able to get away with it, especially since the Reverend Mother was the imperial truthsayer.
>someone associated with the emperor just murdered a house’s heir for no reason >WARRR!! >no it was a bene gesserit >oh nevermind then
2 years ago
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>"The young Atreides boy willingly participated in a dangerous, creepy, matriarchal initiation ritual for an order of witches. Things predictably got out of hand and he didn't survive. How awkward and embarrassing for house Atreides. Those Dukes are always getting themselves killed."
2 years ago
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The bene gesserit are going to openly admit they are creepy witches like everyone suspects?
What the frick is Duke Leto going to do? The emperor was scared as frick of him and now he’s a devastated angry man with nothing to lose.
I didn't get the impression she would actually kill him, if he failed. Especially since she confessed she internally wanted him to fail and therefore made the trial especially hard for him like for no one else before
>I didn't get the impression she would actually kill him, if he failed.
That makes sense. As long as Paul believes he will die the test is accurate.
But Jessica is relieved to see Paul alive in the book.
>everybody wants a big red button to launch the ICBMs (especially when all your enemies have one) >nobody wants an insane hobo with a dirty bomb
BG-trained men are dangerous. You don't want one cracking up so the prudent thing is not to train them in the first place. Once you've already fricked up (and been found out) you don't get to complain about how the BG police their shit because complaining is how you get your red button taken away.
The issue was how much time it wasted. Why the frick did we need 20 fricking minutes of slo-mo Zendaya in the middle of the movie? Why didn't he cut out the power rangers scene upon seeing how shitty it looked?
>No Thufir/Jessica antagonism >Thufir is just a glorified spy butler >Disappears halfway into the film >Isn't even seen during the Harkonnen attack
Nice diversity, Denis
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THE SLEEPER MUST have tried to watch dunc
I'm glad he doesn’t say that cringe line in the recent adaptation.
Jessica's "Fear is the mindkiller..." was kino though
Why would he say that? Its not in the book
It's a little annoying that Jessica was borderline hysterical, but I guess I can excuse it since they couldn't really make use of inner monologue to show her being outwardly calm but having a "oh shit, there's a very real chance that my son will fail the test and die" freak out internally like the book did.
>"oh shit, there's a very real chance that my son will fail the test and die"
Can the emperors truth sayer really just waltz in and murder the heir of the most popular house in the landsraad with no consequences?
This seems like it would spark a civil war.
The BG get a lot more leeway than most other organizations, so they'd probably be able to get away with it, especially since the Reverend Mother was the imperial truthsayer.
>someone associated with the emperor just murdered a house’s heir for no reason
>WARRR!!
>no it was a bene gesserit
>oh nevermind then
>"The young Atreides boy willingly participated in a dangerous, creepy, matriarchal initiation ritual for an order of witches. Things predictably got out of hand and he didn't survive. How awkward and embarrassing for house Atreides. Those Dukes are always getting themselves killed."
The bene gesserit are going to openly admit they are creepy witches like everyone suspects?
What the frick is Duke Leto going to do? The emperor was scared as frick of him and now he’s a devastated angry man with nothing to lose.
I didn't get the impression she would actually kill him, if he failed. Especially since she confessed she internally wanted him to fail and therefore made the trial especially hard for him like for no one else before
>I didn't get the impression she would actually kill him, if he failed.
That makes sense. As long as Paul believes he will die the test is accurate.
But Jessica is relieved to see Paul alive in the book.
>everybody wants a big red button to launch the ICBMs (especially when all your enemies have one)
>nobody wants an insane hobo with a dirty bomb
BG-trained men are dangerous. You don't want one cracking up so the prudent thing is not to train them in the first place. Once you've already fricked up (and been found out) you don't get to complain about how the BG police their shit because complaining is how you get your red button taken away.
He was so underwritten as to be no character at all.
no pussy to milk
pepe frog lookin ass
GUY WAS LITERALLY MENTAT
Too smart
autism
I still can't believe Gurney didn't play the baliset.
Mentats are pretty cool. Hawat's story is pretty cool. No idea why it was cut.
Dunc watchers don't even know the point of Piter's character.
The movie was already long, having more sideplots would have made it longer
So make it longer. Ffs, why adapt the thing if you're going to cut so much it's not even the thing anymore.
If Marvel shit gets 3 hours, Dune should get at least 4.
The issue was how much time it wasted. Why the frick did we need 20 fricking minutes of slo-mo Zendaya in the middle of the movie? Why didn't he cut out the power rangers scene upon seeing how shitty it looked?
it was like 2 minutes tops. your zoomer brain can't concentrate that long though, you need constant stimulants to even function.
The Harkonnens knew how to capitalize on his natural suspicion of practically everything and everyone as the Atreides spymaster.
There's a reason Leto II banned the mentat schools. These guys are fricking useless!
Jared Leto IS IN?
Yeah he's playing a guild navigator.
Well I'm no doctor, but I'd guess cataracts.
>No Thufir/Jessica antagonism
>Thufir is just a glorified spy butler
>Disappears halfway into the film
>Isn't even seen during the Harkonnen attack
Nice diversity, Denis
Gurney doesn't do shit. Piter doesn't do shit. Yueh backstory minimized.
Denis hates side characters. Loves desert shots. Simple as.
But his desert shots are bland, cement-colored garbage.
>Everyone thinking Denis would do the banquet scene
kek
albinism
I am really glad I read the first 4 Dune books before the movie, because the movie was absolute shit.
not enough skooma juice
Albino R.R Martin
too much safo juice
>tfw you nutted but she still suckin