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This is the best first reply to a ducktales post i've ever fricking seen
he wanted to own the chuds
Not enough exotic homegrown chilies in his diet.
underrated post
He was horny
I got something she can destroy all right.
Why is it always the same phenotype? I'm talking about his profile pic
The pedo phenotype
I have noticed a certain Chuck Wendig-ness when it comes to these types of people that act like this on twitter. It always seems like the exact same awkward, fat, white, balding, glasses, bearded dork in a cartoon tshirt, in some midding position in geek media that just goes on their social crusade and tries to pick fights and push buttons until they lose their jobs.
What the frick is that? Why are there so many fat white bearded dorks trying to be the uplifting white savior so goddamn often?
>What the frick is that? Why are there so many fat white bearded dorks trying to be the uplifting white savior so goddamn often?
Single, in a dead end job, dreams crushed perhaps?
>Dead end job.
The guy's a professional television writer for a popular animated series. I'd kill to have that "dead end job" of his.
>Middling
I don't think getting to run the entire Ducktales reboot is that middling
Any job in animation on the creative side is middling
He was one of the directors but he was not the showrunner. That was Matt Youngberg. Who stayed out of twitter stupid shit
>white
most of these guys arent white
>They burn in full moonlight
Those pale fricks are anything but. I don't give a shit is berg or gold is in their names.
You are right. Holocaust was a israeli psyop.
Terminally online white nerds want really extra badly to not be white apparently. And spend half their time pretending to not be and making weird comments about
>White people am I right?!
over and over again for some kind of bizarre acceptance from an imagined minority community they hope will accept them with open arms.
They are the male equivalent to fat white girls with purple hair that also equally claim they are minorities and not white because they are bi or genderfluid. And make the exact same twitter comments hoping for the same acceptance.
~~*white*~~
If your brown haired, green eyes ass sunburns while walking from the front door to the car, you're a white b***h. Quit trying to split hairs.
nice try, Moishe
all coal
It's the same thing that has so many young white girls deciding that they're non-binary or trans.
I thought that was because they got pumped and dumped by the football team
and it made them hate/fear sex.
Controversy sells, it's why TTG is on, like, season 4612.
Probably used to jerk it to latina girls who bullied him through high-school.
Latinas have fully developed breasts by age 14
This should not be allowed
Birds do not have breasts, anon
Anthro birds have breasts. But that girls under 13 should not wear breasts.
>Be Americans
>Pump food/water full of growth hormones
>Go berserk now that you have 9 year olds with DD boobs making amateur porn.
>born one generation too early to grow up in the era of titcows
Damn why are anthro duck bunny girls so hot
Birds don't have ethnicity either. There's no such thing as a "latino duck", ducks from Mexico don't look any different than ducks from the US or from anywhere. But that didn't stop him.
Muscovy ducks are either mexican or russian.
They are breasts
>You know it's a beaner because the duck is brown like Enrique who mows my grass.
Frank's a dickychad?
Is this one of the most embarrassing Cinemaphile tweets of all time?
I'm not sure, but maybe Viv's are. At least we can laugh at this one.
>most embarrassing Cinemaphile tweets
It’s a contender for most embarrassing tweet period.
His ego is fragile.
She takes him to church.
Projecting how he molests his kids.
Latinx femdom fetish, possibly due to an overbearing mother
What did he mean by this?
He loves duck dicky.
Did you say "he loves da dicky?"
is there more gosalyn dicky?
I don't understand how someone can accidentally use terminology that, when put back-to-back like that, really comes across as a fricking porn title.
>Teenage
>Latina
>Destroy
>Fragile
>Ego
Like, really, how can you be a functioning adult and not fricking see it? One or two of these words, whatever. But it's FIVE of them. It's like that joke in Silicon Valley where the boss allows for his employees to submit a new signature design using the boss's name that would go on their new product. Everyone voted for pic related and the boss couldn't see it was a penis.
He's a secret degen, same as anyone else in commiefornia.
How much worse can the personality split get before they give up?
And you can't forget "wienery" to complete the Freudian connection
obese amerimutt
did he mean to post this in his private account or what?
Nah, I think he just wasn't thinking hard and genuinely thought it would be well-received by people asking for more representation.
He's a middle aged bald neckbeard white man
...........but also a furry.
His kids are non-binary too
Nonce
>Takes away your plans for the Darkwing Duck and TaleSpin reboots
>Nothing personal huehueheuehue
Between the two, how would have treated it the worst?
Rogen has Invincible and The Boys Diabolical that alone BTFOs Angones
Both of those shows definitely feature complicated relationships with fatherhood. I wonder who the Darkwing reboot will turn into a deadbeat dad?
DuckTales 2017 has already turned Scrooge into a deadbeat dad.
That would explain Tank’s behavior.
and Della into a deadbeat mom
Eh, that’s always been canon.
Rogen doesn't have talent and have a hideous face but he has lots of money so I guess producing is the logical next step
Mutant Mayhem is more loved by normies than Rise of TMNT, Rogen's Darkwing and TaleSpin will follow the same route.
Frank wanted to make a Disney Afternoon cinematic universe which would feel less special with audiences having a fatige with cinematic universes overall
>Latina
Sir, that's a cartoon duck.
Making POC furries was and will always be cringe. Ducks and Dogs are already different. The frick was wrong with Disney?
It's not but it's more the way they decide to approach it now to make it quite literal
Back in they day they'd have a different species (say Jose being a parrot) and other que-ins to signify that character is from a different location
Now it's "recolor the duck brown = now they are latinx"
I find it absolutely fascinating that the same people who decided that a beloved character having an accent was racist and had to be cancelled because voice actors apparently aren't supposed to act, genuinely think that "hmm, we need these characters to be latino... well, we'll just paint them brown!" is okay. It's like they got it all completely backwards.
PUT A CHICK IN IT
MAKE HER LAME AND GAY
Woke attempts backfiring hard will never not be funny
having a twitter account
So what? She will never be the real Gosalyn.
this tweet should vandalized onto his gravestone with a chisel
How do you type "wienery teenage latina" so shamelessly with your face and name attached.
what did he mean by this?
You can’t deny it, wienery teenage latinas are bangin’
Crackers always trying to gatekeep whiteness. You're not special.
Israel will be destroyed
All Black folk must hang
Oh to be a man tasting Don Rosa's exotic peppers
Wanting to frick teenage girls is a big problem on my list. Hope he's never allowed in a con.
Now you're just asking for it.
I love this classic thread
What drives a man to write a post like this on a widely used site, under his real name, as a semi public personality, and then click on send? There are so many point in that process where he should have had second thoughts.
MODS
>Nu-Ducktales
>again
Modern cartoons are fricking embarrassing.
Yes
Why did they put Zan in the DW comics?