Why is he treated like a devil child by his parents rather than a kid who needs more guidance and discipline than others? It kind of shows how much of a boomer Watterson is in terms of how they believe kids should be raised
This is honesty my favorite strip. I wish we had more strips of Calvin and Susie coming to understand each other and developing the relationship rather than repeating Calvin and Susie antagonizing one another repeatedly
>When Calvin harasses Susie because of his crush it's considered toxic and mean >But when Helga harassed Arnold because of her crush it's because she's some tragic girl or whatever.
What's with the double standard?
it's less that some few fancomics give him a happy ending (even though the original comic also had a happy ending) and more that they do it in the most saccharine, nostalgia pandering way.
Watterson is honestly kind of a fricking ass hat who thinks he's above it all. >"Newspaper editors sometimes seem to resent that they have to run comics. Well, sometimes I resent being in their newspapers" >"The cartoonists who resorts to stereotypes reveals his own bigotry" >"As somebody said, we all want to go to heaven, but nobody wants to do what it takes to get there" >"You can make your superhero a psychopath, you can draw gut-splattering violence, and you can call it a graphic novel, but comic books are still incredibly stupid" >"I enjoy studying art, but the field certainly attracts its share of pretentious blowhards" >"The late twentieth-century drug of choice (TV)" >"I still have no use for organized sports of any kind"
adhd
I always found it weird how he had no friends. He seemed like a failure to launch in the making
I would be inclined to fpbp, but how many friends does the average Cinemaphilener have?
Are you saying he'll become a 30 something virgin Cinemaphilener in the future?
Unless he capitalizes on his autism…
This month has been nonstop calvin and hobbes threads what gives
It's literally one guy
I think it's hilarious, it's better than the moron spamming that one Canadian cartoon that's for sure.
You mean kevin Spencer
Frick off Birchy
Go back in the archive to cry, annoying c**t
Calvin and Hobbes is kino that's why
Isn't there a cartoon where he's peeing on something
Somebody whizzed on the electric fence in their childhood
He pees on everything.
You know someone probably has a sick fetish of that
Why is he treated like a devil child by his parents rather than a kid who needs more guidance and discipline than others? It kind of shows how much of a boomer Watterson is in terms of how they believe kids should be raised
he just needed justJesus
Ironically Bill Watterson isn't religious and never went to Church
This is honesty my favorite strip. I wish we had more strips of Calvin and Susie coming to understand each other and developing the relationship rather than repeating Calvin and Susie antagonizing one another repeatedly
He's a schizo
He's a toxic conservative male that likely would have voted for Trump
Frick off Dobson
>When Calvin harasses Susie because of his crush it's considered toxic and mean
>But when Helga harassed Arnold because of her crush it's because she's some tragic girl or whatever.
What's with the double standard?
He needed the guidance of the Lord.
Pearland before Swine suggests H9bbes becomes a right-wong extremist
>NOOOO YOU CAN'T GIVE CALVIN A HAPPY ENDING IT'S NOT REALISTIC AND CYNICAL
Frick C&H fans. They're up their own ass
it's less that some few fancomics give him a happy ending (even though the original comic also had a happy ending) and more that they do it in the most saccharine, nostalgia pandering way.
Is the Bacon & Hobbes sequel just a fan comic?
Calvin and Hobbes taught me that everyone is scum and the best solution is to escape from reality into fantasy
So it's reverse Evangelion?
god this comic is so fricking boring
yes I'm a zoomer btw
it is boring, don't worry zoomie.
only boomers and a few millenials give a shit about this crap anyway. your generation will bury it
He peed on the floor
Mars wasn't really that amazing.
He sees the bull crap of life
Am I the only one who was bothered by how much Watterson justifies Calvin's parents not really showing love for him because he causes trouble
Watterson is honestly kind of a fricking ass hat who thinks he's above it all.
>"Newspaper editors sometimes seem to resent that they have to run comics. Well, sometimes I resent being in their newspapers"
>"The cartoonists who resorts to stereotypes reveals his own bigotry"
>"As somebody said, we all want to go to heaven, but nobody wants to do what it takes to get there"
>"You can make your superhero a psychopath, you can draw gut-splattering violence, and you can call it a graphic novel, but comic books are still incredibly stupid"
>"I enjoy studying art, but the field certainly attracts its share of pretentious blowhards"
>"The late twentieth-century drug of choice (TV)"
>"I still have no use for organized sports of any kind"
Sounds like a typical boomer
Calvin is a gay-leaning, culturally israeli, Autistic, incel. Canon.
http://watersonword.tv/calvin_israeliincel
>has a daughter
>gay-leaning
Who comes up with this shit?
Calvin doesn't have shit, dum-dum. That's headcanon for queers and fat girls.
Tell me more about the fat girls, George.
Daemonic possession.