What the frick was his problem?

What the frick was his problem?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    his problem was that he had no problems anymore.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He didn't have one.

      Problem? He solved most of his problems. The only problem remaining was probably figuring out that there is no difference between him and God. This works for you also. This works for everybody.

      His problem was that he thought he had no problems and had it all figured out. He was so high up his own ass about his perception of time that he didn't understand that part of him was still human. That's precisely why Veidt was able to manipulate him.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why would I save a grill he I longer have any steak in?

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was always a homosexual but getting unlimited power just ruined him. Also the thought that he was super duper special and chosen by god instead of just getting lucky had something to do with it

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He didn't have one.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Problem? He solved most of his problems. The only problem remaining was probably figuring out that there is no difference between him and God. This works for you also. This works for everybody.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was a dumbass noob given cheat codes to reality.
      >No challenge
      >Easy to manipulate
      >Gets frustrated and leaves

      He absolutely wasn't God. He couldn't work out fusion, stop all the Soviet nukes or keep his woman occupied.

      The world.

      >webm on a board without sound

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    That he still wanted to have sex but he was a hideous bald blue frick. That's why he builds a cuckshed in Mars or whatever

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What compels a man to write such a rude and based comment?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      But he has sex in the movie.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sure, with a human. That's basically beastiality to him. For his new blue body to not be a virgin he has to have spacetime sex across all the 6 micro and 4 macro dimensions at once with an equally blue lady.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The world.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why didn't they just let him go? He would've been seen as a complete schizo

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He got tired of drowning in pussy from being do smart hot and powerful

      >bloodstained snow looks like a ink blot test
      Kino.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did he have to explode him? He could have just given him a stroke or something, turn his brain off. Instead of turning him into liquid.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >we live in a reality

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just how powerful is he, i've never read the comics. Surely there's something less dramatic and final that exploding him, couldn't he have moved him somewhere else with no memories of any of this? given him a completely fresh start?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Superman+ powerful.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's underselling it. What we see is not even him, it's just a construct of his to give humans visual representation of him. He is everywhere all at once, basically interwoven into the space of the universe itself.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Lmao comicgays have really overblown his powers over the years. He's clearly never been omniscient, his special perception of time is only limited to his own experience. He's not even powerful enough to neuter a total nuclear exchange between nations.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              I didn't say he is omniscient. He is the space itself but his attention is limited. He is not teleporting himself, he desroys his avatar and then creates a new one at another point where he wants to interact with people. I think the avatar is for his own sake too because he was human after all. But his essence is everywhere, you would have to destroy space itself to kill him.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        He can control the forces of the universe but he is not a reality warper in the absolute sense. You are strong enough to pick up an ant from the ground but not precise enough to not crush her.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          it was such horse shit that mixy was afraid of him, he needed to get cosmically mogged by Spectre during doomsday clock

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think that at the end Rorschach wanted to die right there, he knew that the only way for the world to not go to shit was to keep the lie but his convictions didn't allow him to keep quiet, the only way he could keep the world safe AND keep his integrity was to die

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >but his convictions didn't allow him to keep quiet
          I love how flawed and moronic he is. His idol is the dude who nuked hundreds of thousands of people to save millions and sold it as a lie of the American dream but when Adrian repeated it with higher stakes, it was bad because if he accepted it he would have no purpose in life.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >His idol is the dude who nuked hundreds of thousands of people to save millions
            what?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Rorschach idolizes Harry Truman as his dad. It's only in the comics.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                So Harry Truman bombed Japan and then sold it as the American dream?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Every American dreams of vaporizing hundreds of thousands of people

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well America will be balkanized in the next few years so enjoy the dream

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Moon landing was a PR for the military industrial complex to make taxpayers okay with paying billions on dollars on research of intercontinental ballistic missiles with nuclear payload.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I should really reread watchmen sometime, I don't remember this at all

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's literally the first page of the first issue in the comic.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I never realised that this was the inspiration for the original katana pasta.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I mean worshipping truman as a father and calling him a good man are two different things

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                See

                Wtf I love Truman now.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                How did he know his father was a good man, I thought his mom was a prostitute?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                his father hated his wife and argue with her all times about politics.

                so her mom ,black, fight his dad so his dad iswhite,
                KINO

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                men good women bad

                Why didnt he deactivate the nukes?

                where's the fun in that?

                He’s god he can do anything

                no, he even says he can't change human nature

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                sounds like a skill issue

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >men good women bad
                his father never abused him

                He just made up his own headcanon about his biological father. He is a moron.

                nope he base his info on his mom's stories.

                in these stories he is a true patriot and she hates him for it.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                He just made up his own headcanon about his biological father. He is a moron.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                So Harry Truman bombed Japan and then sold it as the American dream?

                It's literally the first page of the first issue in the comic.

                Rorschach loves truman because his father loved him.

                moron speed reader

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        He’s god he can do anything

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      is owlman played by the same guy from insidious?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    too passive

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be the strongest fictional character ever written
    >Be outshodow in his own series by these 2 powerless guys.

    i would be mad too.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    the curse of much knowledge is often indecision

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He got dem blues

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He could look however he wanted to but he decided to look like a roided out glowing bald guy with hydrogen on his forehead. Was it autism?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      /fit/izen

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think the hydrogen was a mistake. He can see how hydrogen looks like in reality and yet decides to use a crude 2D human representation of hydrogen? It must be childish to him. I don't buy it.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was written by a nihilistic loser that can’t comprehend what that sort of power would actually be like.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      So how do you think it would change a man then?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        infinite sex harem

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You think I would tell you my plan if there was even the slightest chance of you stopping me?...I did it 20 mintues ago.
    Fricking KINO.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    he was tired of this place and these people, and being caught in the tangle of their lives.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Watchmen is Snyder kino.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely. But BvS and JL are absolute garbage. MoS was the last good Snyder film. Now frick off.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I liked the Snyder cut of Justice League. BvS is meh.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was tired of this earth, those people. He was tired of being caught in the tangle of their lives.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Dr Manhattan is the only supernatural element and the plot naturally develops from there
    >suddenly psychic powers are real right before the end
    He couldn't help himself could he? It was the one change I actually liked in the movie.

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literallyme syndrome

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf I love Truman now.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I think it was a good thing to drop the atomic bomb on Japan
      HOLY BASED

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >would of
      Fricking hell Rorschach was a zoomer

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        wasn't he like 12 when he wrote that?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah. The line "his name was Charlie witch is short for Charles although it has the same number of letters" always cracks me up for some reason.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous
  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    they should've cast Ryan Gosling as Jon

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    14 years later and this is still the best movie trailer ever made

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The movie is better.
    >but muh
    after Rorschach escape from prison the comic just total rushed.

    needed 2 or 3 more volumes to slow up things

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      both are good

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didnt he deactivate the nukes?

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