what the frick was his problem?

what the frick was his problem?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Complex masterbation rituals.q

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not seeing the sun for months will do that to you.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd go crazy too if I had to be stuck in a lighthouse 24/7

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      fortnite

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I dream of being stuck in a lighthouse. Provided I have a PC though.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The other guy was eyeing his lobster.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    HIS problem? The other guy was talking shit about his cooking.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      robert pattinson's problem is pretty obvious, he's a murderer. dafoe just constantly lies to him and gaslights him until he murders him to for no real discernable reason. petty insecurity about never becoming a ship's captain I suppose, but that's probably for the reason that he lies non-stop so it's a chicken and the egg problem.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        He’s a crazy ole coot that probably killed his last partner too

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        He’s a crazy ole coot that probably killed his last partner too

        This, plus he cursed the man to be slaughtered by Neptune, and mermussy drives a homie crazy.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You don't disrespect a man's lobster. Simple as

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alcoholism and the hangovers

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Talk shit, get snipped.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I WANT A GOD DAMN STEAK! If I had a steak hooooooo boy...If I had a steak, I would frick it

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bird worship. Birds are the enemy of man.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He pissed off that mermaid by letting his coworker kill her seagull

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    pee pee issues

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hard to be humble when you're a born Wickie.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      so that's his issue? he has zero humility so he avoids doing any menial work and just constantly lies, gaslights, manipulates and even ills people to cover up that he's an old loser who has accomplished nothing in his life? makes sense. thanks for memesplaining.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        robert pattinson's problem is pretty obvious, he's a murderer. dafoe just constantly lies to him and gaslights him until he murders him to for no real discernable reason. petty insecurity about never becoming a ship's captain I suppose, but that's probably for the reason that he lies non-stop so it's a chicken and the egg problem.

        >le gaslight

        only women use this moronic term

        get back to kitchen or show breasts

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tells him to drink on the job
    >docks his pay for drinking on the job

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    as an alcoholic with daddy issues, gay tendencies and a fixation on lighthouses literally going back to childhood I had a ocean themed room

    I just want to say I'd frick the siren

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sup Eggers

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gas

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post the fishussy. It was so meaty and juicy, hhnng.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, you're quite the poet

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    he's a manipulative and childish butthole. Calls you a good for nothing lazy moron during work hours then later that night over supper after drinking tries to be friendly and then switches back to the boss man persona the moment he senses weakness. He loses his mind and invokes a god because his cooking was insulted. What does he even do other than 'tend the light'? Fake Winslow was at least trying to do his job and keep things somewhat professional.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      literally my. I can stand other people only when drunk

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    YER FOND OF ME LOBSTER

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