robert pattinson's problem is pretty obvious, he's a murderer. dafoe just constantly lies to him and gaslights him until he murders him to for no real discernable reason. petty insecurity about never becoming a ship's captain I suppose, but that's probably for the reason that he lies non-stop so it's a chicken and the egg problem.
so that's his issue? he has zero humility so he avoids doing any menial work and just constantly lies, gaslights, manipulates and even ills people to cover up that he's an old loser who has accomplished nothing in his life? makes sense. thanks for memesplaining.
robert pattinson's problem is pretty obvious, he's a murderer. dafoe just constantly lies to him and gaslights him until he murders him to for no real discernable reason. petty insecurity about never becoming a ship's captain I suppose, but that's probably for the reason that he lies non-stop so it's a chicken and the egg problem.
he's a manipulative and childish butthole. Calls you a good for nothing lazy moron during work hours then later that night over supper after drinking tries to be friendly and then switches back to the boss man persona the moment he senses weakness. He loses his mind and invokes a god because his cooking was insulted. What does he even do other than 'tend the light'? Fake Winslow was at least trying to do his job and keep things somewhat professional.
Complex masterbation rituals.q
Not seeing the sun for months will do that to you.
I'd go crazy too if I had to be stuck in a lighthouse 24/7
fortnite
I dream of being stuck in a lighthouse. Provided I have a PC though.
The other guy was eyeing his lobster.
HIS problem? The other guy was talking shit about his cooking.
robert pattinson's problem is pretty obvious, he's a murderer. dafoe just constantly lies to him and gaslights him until he murders him to for no real discernable reason. petty insecurity about never becoming a ship's captain I suppose, but that's probably for the reason that he lies non-stop so it's a chicken and the egg problem.
He’s a crazy ole coot that probably killed his last partner too
This, plus he cursed the man to be slaughtered by Neptune, and mermussy drives a homie crazy.
You don't disrespect a man's lobster. Simple as
Alcoholism and the hangovers
Talk shit, get snipped.
I WANT A GOD DAMN STEAK! If I had a steak hooooooo boy...If I had a steak, I would frick it
Bird worship. Birds are the enemy of man.
He pissed off that mermaid by letting his coworker kill her seagull
pee pee issues
Hard to be humble when you're a born Wickie.
so that's his issue? he has zero humility so he avoids doing any menial work and just constantly lies, gaslights, manipulates and even ills people to cover up that he's an old loser who has accomplished nothing in his life? makes sense. thanks for memesplaining.
>le gaslight
only women use this moronic term
get back to kitchen or show breasts
>tells him to drink on the job
>docks his pay for drinking on the job
as an alcoholic with daddy issues, gay tendencies and a fixation on lighthouses literally going back to childhood I had a ocean themed room
I just want to say I'd frick the siren
Sup Eggers
Gas
Post the fishussy. It was so meaty and juicy, hhnng.
Anon, you're quite the poet
he's a manipulative and childish butthole. Calls you a good for nothing lazy moron during work hours then later that night over supper after drinking tries to be friendly and then switches back to the boss man persona the moment he senses weakness. He loses his mind and invokes a god because his cooking was insulted. What does he even do other than 'tend the light'? Fake Winslow was at least trying to do his job and keep things somewhat professional.
literally my. I can stand other people only when drunk
YER FOND OF ME LOBSTER