I know this is ironic but working 40 hours a week actually drives me insane. If I'm working a fulltime job for more than 6 months my depression relapses and then I go back to some part time nothing job to regain control of my life, until I need the money again and repeat the process. I cannot fathom doing fulltime for decades at the same company like the boomoids at my office, just getting a taste of that life makes me want to put a bullet in my skull.
>boomoids
kek I thought I was the only one who called them that. boomers are the fricking worst man, they really don't see anything wrong with wasting their lives at their job and think we should be grateful for that. like they really see no point to life besides sitting in a fricking office all day.
Get a remote job unironically. Significantly improved work-life balance. >b-but you lose the social aspect!
No one goes to work to make friends, if you wanna make friends go to the bar
Had a remote job for 3 years, it was amazing. We even had a group meet with some selected colleagues to pass the time for the fake social aspect.
But the homosexual CEOs are removing all the remotes jobs now.
If I work in an office, I will probably shot my brains out because of the annoying coworkers.
If you need a constant socialization as a man, I truly believe that you're a homosexual.
>boomoids
kek I thought I was the only one who called them that. boomers are the fricking worst man, they really don't see anything wrong with wasting their lives at their job and think we should be grateful for that. like they really see no point to life besides sitting in a fricking office all day.
Unironically it's lead poisoning.
Gasoline used to be full of lead, boomers were huffing in the fumes 24/7 which gave them serious brain damage. It started being phased out in the 70s.
It explains absolutely everything about their behavior.
>Unironically it's lead poisoning. >Gasoline used to be full of lead, boomers were huffing in the fumes 24/7 which gave them serious brain damage. It started being phased out in the 70s. >It explains absolutely everything about their behavior.
Stop coping with the lead poisoning meme to excuse boomers being pieces of shit towards their offspring.
Boomers aren't mentally damaged they just lack soul.
If the boomers were all insane why don't they ever make makes insane decisions that would harm their asses? Instead they make conscious evil political and economic decisions which always harm their children and future generations.
It was not unironic at all, I'm not even NEET but I've always worked part time, done school for a few classes per week, stuff like that and people who work 40 hours are depressing and insane, they get MAD for no reason like bro... It's busy at work why are you freaking out, this happens every day, or my friends who work full time, they're mostly either drug addicts or completely sleep deprived, depressed as frick or mad as frick, these people never relax and the last thing on their minds are more fulfilling existences
Sounds fricking awful. I'm a 22yo neet right now and on the one side i feel ashamed how much my peers have outgrown me and will be done with uni or work on their masters when i start studying, on the other hand i can't think of anything worse than working a dead end job that i hate for the rest of my life. Part time sounds manageable but idk if its a living, even here in germany. My mom wont let me live with her forever. I just hope i get a million dollar idea and retire by age 35
It was not unironic at all, I'm not even NEET but I've always worked part time, done school for a few classes per week, stuff like that and people who work 40 hours are depressing and insane, they get MAD for no reason like bro... It's busy at work why are you freaking out, this happens every day, or my friends who work full time, they're mostly either drug addicts or completely sleep deprived, depressed as frick or mad as frick, these people never relax and the last thing on their minds are more fulfilling existences
My last job had me work about 60 to 70 hours a week, working 10 hours each day and having to come in on saturday and sunday to "only" do a "relaxed" 6 hour shift. It broke my soul, my disability got worse and my overall outlook on life got bleak as frick. Now I work 40 hours a week and it feels like a blessing, still I wish I had more time for myself. I worked 40 hour weeks since I am 17, now I am almost 29. I am really unhappy with life
Boomers got a fat, ugly wife and had children with her to keep them grounded like an anchor.
Zoomies don't have that, so why not just have fun as much as possible?
I don't mine working 78-80 hour weeks because I only work 6 months of the year. I would choose that anyday over working 40 hour weeks every single week of my life. Just saying everyone I know, white collar or blue collar, educated or not, all work over 40 hour weeks. Seems like 40 hour weeks are beciming rarer and rarer
seaman i like it honestly. I work 3 months then get 3 months off, so only 6 months a year total work and long stretches of being a NEET. I find it much better than working 40 hour weeks every week forever minus a 2 weei vacation. Even the 80 hour work weeks when I work are honestly not too bad since there's zero commute to work since I'm on a ship, zero chores since I do them during work hours, zero grocery shopping, zero cooking, etc. Even though it's long hours the fact there's no commute or running errands or worrying about cooking means it still feels like you get freetime. As soon as the shift ends within 5 minutes I'm comfy playing vidya in my room while someone else cooks dinner for me. Really great job for an ex neet.
3 months ago
Anonymous
i often dreamed of doing something like this but it feels like gone are the days you can rock up to a port and ask captains and crew officers if they could use an extra hand, everything is gatekept behind credentialism now and i hate it
t. analytical chemist who quit his first job out of uni after 8 months and neet ever since
3 months ago
Anonymous
You're not wrong, it's definitely gatekept by credentials so you cant just walk up and get the job, but they're desperate for sailors in my country (not USA) so if you get the credentials they'll be fighting over you.
3 months ago
Anonymous
as someone who was doing chemistry at uni and dropped out, i understand completely
doing 5 hour labs between lectures 3 times a week sometimes until 9pm having to be surrounded by and work with morons was pure hell
give me some droning boring maths course where you just walk into lectures and leave any fricking day of the week over that shit
seaman i like it honestly. I work 3 months then get 3 months off, so only 6 months a year total work and long stretches of being a NEET. I find it much better than working 40 hour weeks every week forever minus a 2 weei vacation. Even the 80 hour work weeks when I work are honestly not too bad since there's zero commute to work since I'm on a ship, zero chores since I do them during work hours, zero grocery shopping, zero cooking, etc. Even though it's long hours the fact there's no commute or running errands or worrying about cooking means it still feels like you get freetime. As soon as the shift ends within 5 minutes I'm comfy playing vidya in my room while someone else cooks dinner for me. Really great job for an ex neet.
My last job had me work about 60 to 70 hours a week, working 10 hours each day and having to come in on saturday and sunday to "only" do a "relaxed" 6 hour shift. It broke my soul, my disability got worse and my overall outlook on life got bleak as frick. Now I work 40 hours a week and it feels like a blessing, still I wish I had more time for myself. I worked 40 hour weeks since I am 17, now I am almost 29. I am really unhappy with life
>He had to work 40 hours a week, everyone I know who does that has serious emotional issues. >40 hours a week
I laffed out loud. I have 42 working hours in 3 (three) days. You 40hoursers are like little babies lmao.
>Yeah and how is your life going anon?
Not that bad. Certainly much better than when I was a chronic neet. Got new acquaintances, got in some zoomer crowd, and because they're mostly always broke, my occasional handouts to them got me mad cred. got some money to spend on random shit, got some new hobby ideas in the cooking. Overall, not bad.
And you know what kickstarted it all? One day, out of the blue, I decided to take a fricking walk. Never did that in my entire life prior to that. Everything snowballed from there. Just take a fricking walk in the naarby park, anon.
I have the opposite perception. The only well adjusted people I know have full time jobs and go to the gym everyday and have social lives outside of work.
Face it, there are people in this world that are just more motivated than you, maybe you think the jokes on them, but they are happy have children are in good physical shape and own houses, but keep fighting the zog for us, glad you're on our side but stop with the cope.
Why is your mom letting you post on a website for ages 18 and older? Or at least I think you're under 18... if not that's incredibly sad. Maybe mommy should cut your internet privileges kek
40 hours isn’t the problem.
He lives next to a guy with the most severe case of ADHD ever and a mentally moronic dumbfrick who both annoy the shit out of him every single day.
His boss pays him in Pennie’s and he even has to bear with the ADHD frick at work.
He can’t work somewhere else either because he just sucks at everything. Mostly because he thinks too highly of himself and that causes him to make bad decisions.
>be me >do 48 hours a week >get 5 days off >laugh at zoomies who can't handle 40 hours a week because they only get 2 days off
took me about 5 years to go from depressing neetdom to having the perfect career, now i'm getting paid heaps AND have so much free time
I know this is ironic but working 40 hours a week actually drives me insane. If I'm working a fulltime job for more than 6 months my depression relapses and then I go back to some part time nothing job to regain control of my life, until I need the money again and repeat the process. I cannot fathom doing fulltime for decades at the same company like the boomoids at my office, just getting a taste of that life makes me want to put a bullet in my skull.
>i work as a night watchman in an office >extra fee cause night shift >7 pm to 7 am >sleep from 11 pm to 5 am >nobody know how i can do that job and go to the gym in the morning
Basically imagine if you lived between an annoying homosexual and a fat fricking goyslop consumerist that constantly annoy the shit out of you while you're just trying to chill. Thats his life
Its too samey, theres no variety and everybody there emulates him with only superficial differences. S/P’s antics give him some excitement, creativity if he wants to push back and then on. Squidward also no longer feels like the “cultured” one BB. Hes supposed to be an adult loser with a deadend job who thinks hes more superior than others because of surface-level interests. Hes basically Cinemaphile.
upon closer examination, one can see how bikini bottom is an allegory for the destiny of faustian europe.
squidward clearly represents the apollonian aryan man. stern, cultured, full of the creative hyperborean soul and solar aristocratic character. and yet, there is a tragic aspect to his character. in that his spiritual and creative passions are given no place in the degenerative, modernistic, kosher seabed that is modern krabs-run bikini bottom.
spongebob represents the dionysian aspect of aryan culture. he is the unawakened gentile who has succumbed to cultural marxist brainwashing. always maintaining a cheerful carefree demenor, and yet fawning and servile before the semetic-crustacean power structure.
patrick represents the indoctrination of the primitive Blackic blood into the formerly white, pure ethnos. he is a utter buffoon - an unproductive, antisocial drain on society. and yet, the good goy spongebob has been conditioned to accept his friendship, unaware of how his own way of life is gradually succumbing to the chthonic, subterranean Black elements.
as i'm sure we’re all well aware, mr. krabs represents the eternal merchant himself. while not only a filthy moneygrubber, it is shown in season 1 episode 12 that he is pushing race mixing upon the racially unaware spongebob by trying to set him up on a date on his ball busting, yenta whale daughter, pearl.
the eternal Chinaman. always cutting corners to compete. always seeking to steal and copy proven formula rather than create his own and expand on that independently
>squidward clearly represents the apollonian aryan man. stern, cultured, full of the creative hyperborean soul and solar aristocratic character. and yet, there is a tragic aspect to his character. in that his spiritual and creative passions are given no place in the degenerative, modernistic, kosher seabed that is modern krabs-run bikini bottom.
moron. Squidward is clearly a neurotic israelite archetype.
Did Squidwird ever frick SpongeBob's spongey soft sponge pussy? I would imagine he would be plowing that thing day and night getting his black ink all up inside him while he continues to moan like a sponge prostitute. Maybe he even forces Patrick Star to watch in the background
This thread is full of lazy morons who have shit handed to them and have never had to actually work for anything. I work 40 hours a week and I absolutely love my job. If you do something you have some passion in, they days just fly by with ease. None of my coworkers are zombies or want to kill themselves. I honestly believe it's a bunch of NEET zoomers who couldn't fathom having to actually contribute to society in any capacity. Not working or doing anything with your life is not admirable, you might as well Kermit sewerslide now if that's the life you want to live.
Find a passion, pursue it, stop being a lazy frick who cries when they think about working 40 hours a week.
He had to work 40 hours a week, everyone I know who does that has serious emotional issues.
I know this is ironic but working 40 hours a week actually drives me insane. If I'm working a fulltime job for more than 6 months my depression relapses and then I go back to some part time nothing job to regain control of my life, until I need the money again and repeat the process. I cannot fathom doing fulltime for decades at the same company like the boomoids at my office, just getting a taste of that life makes me want to put a bullet in my skull.
>boomoids
kek I thought I was the only one who called them that. boomers are the fricking worst man, they really don't see anything wrong with wasting their lives at their job and think we should be grateful for that. like they really see no point to life besides sitting in a fricking office all day.
Get a remote job unironically. Significantly improved work-life balance. >b-but you lose the social aspect!
No one goes to work to make friends, if you wanna make friends go to the bar
Had a remote job for 3 years, it was amazing. We even had a group meet with some selected colleagues to pass the time for the fake social aspect.
But the homosexual CEOs are removing all the remotes jobs now.
If I work in an office, I will probably shot my brains out because of the annoying coworkers.
If you need a constant socialization as a man, I truly believe that you're a homosexual.
Unironically it's lead poisoning.
Gasoline used to be full of lead, boomers were huffing in the fumes 24/7 which gave them serious brain damage. It started being phased out in the 70s.
It explains absolutely everything about their behavior.
>Unironically it's lead poisoning.
>Gasoline used to be full of lead, boomers were huffing in the fumes 24/7 which gave them serious brain damage. It started being phased out in the 70s.
>It explains absolutely everything about their behavior.
Stop coping with the lead poisoning meme to excuse boomers being pieces of shit towards their offspring.
Boomers aren't mentally damaged they just lack soul.
If the boomers were all insane why don't they ever make makes insane decisions that would harm their asses? Instead they make conscious evil political and economic decisions which always harm their children and future generations.
>they just lack le soul!!!!
your cope is even dumber.
i don't care what anyone says, working 5 days a week, 8 hours a day is completely inhumane. the dictionary definition.
It was not unironic at all, I'm not even NEET but I've always worked part time, done school for a few classes per week, stuff like that and people who work 40 hours are depressing and insane, they get MAD for no reason like bro... It's busy at work why are you freaking out, this happens every day, or my friends who work full time, they're mostly either drug addicts or completely sleep deprived, depressed as frick or mad as frick, these people never relax and the last thing on their minds are more fulfilling existences
Sounds fricking awful. I'm a 22yo neet right now and on the one side i feel ashamed how much my peers have outgrown me and will be done with uni or work on their masters when i start studying, on the other hand i can't think of anything worse than working a dead end job that i hate for the rest of my life. Part time sounds manageable but idk if its a living, even here in germany. My mom wont let me live with her forever. I just hope i get a million dollar idea and retire by age 35
Actually meant to reply to this
You can do it I believe in you
My last job had me work about 60 to 70 hours a week, working 10 hours each day and having to come in on saturday and sunday to "only" do a "relaxed" 6 hour shift. It broke my soul, my disability got worse and my overall outlook on life got bleak as frick. Now I work 40 hours a week and it feels like a blessing, still I wish I had more time for myself. I worked 40 hour weeks since I am 17, now I am almost 29. I am really unhappy with life
Boomers got a fat, ugly wife and had children with her to keep them grounded like an anchor.
Zoomies don't have that, so why not just have fun as much as possible?
I know almost no one who works only 40 hour weeks. Seems like 40 hour weeks are a thing of the past
You probably know a bunch of depressed and whacked out morons then
I don't mine working 78-80 hour weeks because I only work 6 months of the year. I would choose that anyday over working 40 hour weeks every single week of my life. Just saying everyone I know, white collar or blue collar, educated or not, all work over 40 hour weeks. Seems like 40 hour weeks are beciming rarer and rarer
>40 hour weeks are beciming rarer and rarer
they're not, if anything most people I know work less than that, you sound like a boomer
>tfw 32 year old boomer
What do you do? This sounds pretty manageable
seaman i like it honestly. I work 3 months then get 3 months off, so only 6 months a year total work and long stretches of being a NEET. I find it much better than working 40 hour weeks every week forever minus a 2 weei vacation. Even the 80 hour work weeks when I work are honestly not too bad since there's zero commute to work since I'm on a ship, zero chores since I do them during work hours, zero grocery shopping, zero cooking, etc. Even though it's long hours the fact there's no commute or running errands or worrying about cooking means it still feels like you get freetime. As soon as the shift ends within 5 minutes I'm comfy playing vidya in my room while someone else cooks dinner for me. Really great job for an ex neet.
i often dreamed of doing something like this but it feels like gone are the days you can rock up to a port and ask captains and crew officers if they could use an extra hand, everything is gatekept behind credentialism now and i hate it
t. analytical chemist who quit his first job out of uni after 8 months and neet ever since
You're not wrong, it's definitely gatekept by credentials so you cant just walk up and get the job, but they're desperate for sailors in my country (not USA) so if you get the credentials they'll be fighting over you.
as someone who was doing chemistry at uni and dropped out, i understand completely
doing 5 hour labs between lectures 3 times a week sometimes until 9pm having to be surrounded by and work with morons was pure hell
give me some droning boring maths course where you just walk into lectures and leave any fricking day of the week over that shit
This. I wish I only worked 40 hours a week. I work 60. 10 hours a day and have Sundays off
These lazy fricking kids today... and they want handouts for everything
damn yall makin me really not want to get a job
>He had to work 40 hours a week, everyone I know who does that has serious emotional issues.
>40 hours a week
I laffed out loud. I have 42 working hours in 3 (three) days. You 40hoursers are like little babies lmao.
Yeah and how is your life going anon?
Not him but NO ONE that works 40+ hours a week is mentally or physically okay in 2024.
>Yeah and how is your life going anon?
Not that bad. Certainly much better than when I was a chronic neet. Got new acquaintances, got in some zoomer crowd, and because they're mostly always broke, my occasional handouts to them got me mad cred. got some money to spend on random shit, got some new hobby ideas in the cooking. Overall, not bad.
And you know what kickstarted it all? One day, out of the blue, I decided to take a fricking walk. Never did that in my entire life prior to that. Everything snowballed from there. Just take a fricking walk in the naarby park, anon.
I have the opposite perception. The only well adjusted people I know have full time jobs and go to the gym everyday and have social lives outside of work.
Face it, there are people in this world that are just more motivated than you, maybe you think the jokes on them, but they are happy have children are in good physical shape and own houses, but keep fighting the zog for us, glad you're on our side but stop with the cope.
If you don’t work 100 hours a week at least lower your tone when talking to me
Why are you bragging about being a slave?
Why are you bragging about being a leech?
Why is your slave master letting you waste time, boy? I'm calling him right now.
Why is your mom letting you post on a website for ages 18 and older? Or at least I think you're under 18... if not that's incredibly sad. Maybe mommy should cut your internet privileges kek
That's how the system stays in tact
I work at least 44 hours a week. Sometimes up to 56 and I'm doing fine.
40 hours isn’t the problem.
He lives next to a guy with the most severe case of ADHD ever and a mentally moronic dumbfrick who both annoy the shit out of him every single day.
His boss pays him in Pennie’s and he even has to bear with the ADHD frick at work.
He can’t work somewhere else either because he just sucks at everything. Mostly because he thinks too highly of himself and that causes him to make bad decisions.
>be me
>do 48 hours a week
>get 5 days off
>laugh at zoomies who can't handle 40 hours a week because they only get 2 days off
took me about 5 years to go from depressing neetdom to having the perfect career, now i'm getting paid heaps AND have so much free time
lmao pussies
bait
>i work as a night watchman in an office
>extra fee cause night shift
>7 pm to 7 am
>sleep from 11 pm to 5 am
>nobody know how i can do that job and go to the gym in the morning
>under 7-8 hours of sleep
Yikes. Prepare to die at 50 if you don't increase your sleep
Basically imagine if you lived between an annoying homosexual and a fat fricking goyslop consumerist that constantly annoy the shit out of you while you're just trying to chill. Thats his life
that's what living in the USA is like, it's inescapable
Then why was he unhappy living in squidville?
He missed feeling superior to spongebob
If you ever lived in a small backwards town then moved to a big city you'll know how it feels
That's why I will never move from my shithole. I'd better be a big fish in a small pond.
Its too samey, theres no variety and everybody there emulates him with only superficial differences. S/P’s antics give him some excitement, creativity if he wants to push back and then on. Squidward also no longer feels like the “cultured” one BB. Hes supposed to be an adult loser with a deadend job who thinks hes more superior than others because of surface-level interests. Hes basically Cinemaphile.
He's clearly very unhappy with himself and projects it on his environment
Subversive messaging to make you hate homogenous societies
Except for the fact that everyone else was content. One of the security guards even tells Squidward "FYI, you don't have to live here!"
Hedonic treadmill effect. Even when he was given everything he wanted, he returned to a baseline of misery.
Better that than Black folk
he was made he could frick spongob
>he was made
we all were made
>he could frick spongob
not likely
He was mentally late on his development.
But enough about you
shut up squidward
upon closer examination, one can see how bikini bottom is an allegory for the destiny of faustian europe.
squidward clearly represents the apollonian aryan man. stern, cultured, full of the creative hyperborean soul and solar aristocratic character. and yet, there is a tragic aspect to his character. in that his spiritual and creative passions are given no place in the degenerative, modernistic, kosher seabed that is modern krabs-run bikini bottom.
spongebob represents the dionysian aspect of aryan culture. he is the unawakened gentile who has succumbed to cultural marxist brainwashing. always maintaining a cheerful carefree demenor, and yet fawning and servile before the semetic-crustacean power structure.
patrick represents the indoctrination of the primitive Blackic blood into the formerly white, pure ethnos. he is a utter buffoon - an unproductive, antisocial drain on society. and yet, the good goy spongebob has been conditioned to accept his friendship, unaware of how his own way of life is gradually succumbing to the chthonic, subterranean Black elements.
as i'm sure we’re all well aware, mr. krabs represents the eternal merchant himself. while not only a filthy moneygrubber, it is shown in season 1 episode 12 that he is pushing race mixing upon the racially unaware spongebob by trying to set him up on a date on his ball busting, yenta whale daughter, pearl.
clearly the show was ahead of its time.
Excellent post
Bikini-bottom has fallen. Billions must fry
What does Plankton represent then?
Antisemitic Halal fast food mogul
the eternal Chinaman. always cutting corners to compete. always seeking to steal and copy proven formula rather than create his own and expand on that independently
yeah but sandy cheeks is a cool tomboy and i'd have sex with her if she were a human. and white.
>upon closer examination, one can see how bikini bottom is an allegory for the destiny of faustian europe.
A Second Deluge precipitated by Nuclear Proliferation Malthusian Population Timebomb
>squidward clearly represents the apollonian aryan man. stern, cultured, full of the creative hyperborean soul and solar aristocratic character. and yet, there is a tragic aspect to his character. in that his spiritual and creative passions are given no place in the degenerative, modernistic, kosher seabed that is modern krabs-run bikini bottom.
moron. Squidward is clearly a neurotic israelite archetype.
this. ((squidwardian)) hands typed that post just look at his nose
Damn, fresh pasta?
It's 5 years old atleast.
I thought it seemed high quality.
He had dreams of being an artist but was stuck working a wagie job and living between two obnoxious manchildren.
Hes just like me except those manchildren are my parents
Squidwards only real friend is Spongebob and he hates him. so make of that what you will
Did Squidwird ever frick SpongeBob's spongey soft sponge pussy? I would imagine he would be plowing that thing day and night getting his black ink all up inside him while he continues to moan like a sponge prostitute. Maybe he even forces Patrick Star to watch in the background
wienerface wagie.
You either die a spongebob or live long enough to become a squidward
SpongeBob, your mother’s a nice lady but your grandma’s a prostitute
AND SHE SUCKED MY WIENER UNTIL I SAW HER TEETH IN MY BUTTHOLE
frick you spongebob
t. squidlet
You'd be mad too if you had to deal with an obnoxious block of cheese every day
he had a shitty job he hated and his neighbors were morons who ruined his day more often than not
>be me
>bragging about spending my one life making money for someone else
>take that zoomers
hmm
wagies are pathetic
This thread is full of lazy morons who have shit handed to them and have never had to actually work for anything. I work 40 hours a week and I absolutely love my job. If you do something you have some passion in, they days just fly by with ease. None of my coworkers are zombies or want to kill themselves. I honestly believe it's a bunch of NEET zoomers who couldn't fathom having to actually contribute to society in any capacity. Not working or doing anything with your life is not admirable, you might as well Kermit sewerslide now if that's the life you want to live.
Find a passion, pursue it, stop being a lazy frick who cries when they think about working 40 hours a week.
Leebait thread?
It is now
He was a cashier at a fast food restaurant well into middle age. I'd also be miserable
He doesn't have a penis
what kind of mindset does it take to post a thread like this?
it's truly a mystery