>SWAH bullshit until Little Mermaid comes out and flops >Clod bullshit upon realizing this shitshow is Pixar’s worst performing movie of all time
Definitely not suspicious. Definitely not paid. Definitely not forced.
>SWAH >a racist meme ridiculing an asian diversity pick and making fun of how obnoxious the movie is in general
You really think Disney marketing came up with that?
Irony’s a powerful asset with this current generation. Being sincere with anything isn’t fashionable anymore. It’s why this remake even exists, it was made out of pure spite and a little self awareness.
>replace your talent with people who are more concerned with how lefties on twitter are going to talk about your insert_marginalized_group_of_people_here plot, than how the film will be recieved by the general movie goer.
If Disney want to succeed again, they should fire their entire writing staff and hire a bunch of 45+ year olds.
I had no idea it was suppose to be a child I thought he was just a short man attracted tot the fire lady.
That's how much I don't know about this fricking movie. Never even watched the trailer.
CLOOOOOOOD
HAVE SEX WITH ME CLOOOOOOD
WE NEED YOUR SEMEN CLOOOD
CLOD THE RIZZARD
LETS GO CLOOOOOOD
WE LOVE RACEMIXING CLOD
WE LOVE ISRAEL
WE LOVE UKRAINE
WE LOVE JABS
CLOOOD THE GOD
They do it all the time, like the sloth in Zootopia or pretty much all the sidekick animals like Terk. They just got a little desperate this time and made it too transparent how forced all their shit is
it was just a pathetic attempt at getting some online cloud like with morbius, but that one was bafflingly bad so it got popular to talk about how shit it was, this one is bad and boring so the astroturfing is just sad like with baby frik, klaud, mad at mort or the porgs
moisthomosexualical here. here’s something I saw while browsing social media. my opinion on it coincidentally matches the publics opinion on it after waiting a few days to hear what other people say. poop titty clap fart basket. ok thanks for the ad revenue bye
At the very least, asmon is willing to disagree with other people and form opinions that aren't the group consensus.
He's an actual autist, rather than a failed normie.
Still a gay though.
Honestly their "success" is insane because all they did was just be online long enough to have a small core audience that caught on to the algorithms at some point. And the success is precarious, I do watch moist's e-sports sometimes and he talks about how he spends an insane amount of capital making it happen and then talks about a personal 3-day emergency that lost him like 20k subs he hasn't gotten back. That and he injects more and more cope-jokes about nearing 30. He's going to be fun to watch in the coming years because he might come undone.
You only notice viral marketing and manipulation when it fails, just like how you only hear about criminals who get caught. For all we know, successful plans like this are pulled off every day.
i hate all e-celebs but i can at least understand why some are funny. be it novel content, production value, some kind of charisma, good looks, but i cannot fricking understand why this is ugly monotone moron is so popular
he got very famous years ago when his monotone shtick was still new and not as played out
he was smart or lucky enough to use his buzz to collab with tons of other high profile twitch streamers, turning him into a permanent fixture of the site and making him an e-celeb, asmongold-type figure.
>phoneBlack person filename >poor screenshot of some e-celeb video showing a tweet showing some shitty meme
fricking have a nice day you subhuman moron
god, why are you zoomers so fricking dumb
lurk 2 years before posting
>he isn’t a clodhead
>SWAH bullshit until Little Mermaid comes out and flops
>Clod bullshit upon realizing this shitshow is Pixar’s worst performing movie of all time
Definitely not suspicious. Definitely not paid. Definitely not forced.
what should we talk about on Cinemaphile- television & film?
Movies that don’t suck?
Not a thing
I want to talk about clod
sneed, blacked, twitter screencaps and ohnonono threads
We need to talk about We Need to Talk About Kevin.
>Cinemaphile discusses a cool movie character
>wah wah
man shut the frick up and go watch your crappy art "films"
>t. seething Disney troon
>SWAH
>a racist meme ridiculing an asian diversity pick and making fun of how obnoxious the movie is in general
You really think Disney marketing came up with that?
Irony’s a powerful asset with this current generation. Being sincere with anything isn’t fashionable anymore. It’s why this remake even exists, it was made out of pure spite and a little self awareness.
Wait so Cinemaphile was part of some desperate marketing stunt? I thought clodposting was another zesty new maymay.
What the FRICK Cinemaphile??
They were getting pretty desperate by the end
Obvious normie trying too hard to fit in.
Normal Cinemaphile post
Billion dollar corpos can’t meme
Alright bucko! That is enough Cinemaphile time for you today!
what the hell is clod
>Who the frick is Clod
homie go the frick back to redit
>replace your talent with people who are more concerned with how lefties on twitter are going to talk about your insert_marginalized_group_of_people_here plot, than how the film will be recieved by the general movie goer.
If Disney want to succeed again, they should fire their entire writing staff and hire a bunch of 45+ year olds.
Clod and fire people are people too, y'all just need to do better.
:O
Clod bros we eating tonight
Eat a gun homosexual
this little nig is bussin fr no cap he got that rizz fr fr
Also can Charlie stay out of my YouTube recs? He’s really not that interesting. Thanks.
I fricking love CLOD!
https://streamable.com/rqfadp
The frick is that voice
I had no idea it was suppose to be a child I thought he was just a short man attracted tot the fire lady.
That's how much I don't know about this fricking movie. Never even watched the trailer.
so if you eat out fire pussy does it smell like burnt rubber or tuna?
CLOOOOOOOD
HAVE SEX WITH ME CLOOOOOOD
WE NEED YOUR SEMEN CLOOOD
CLOD THE RIZZARD
LETS GO CLOOOOOOD
WE LOVE RACEMIXING CLOD
WE LOVE ISRAEL
WE LOVE UKRAINE
WE LOVE JABS
CLOOOD THE GOD
Jesus Christ. Americans are horrifying. What phenotype is this?
Robert DeNiro's kids?
Clod won
Remember the CLAAAAAAHD
Remember the forced meme CLAAAAAAHD
Clod is okay, but it's no sneed.
Closposting is hilarious. Now that poopfartman has b***hed about it, it's even funnier.
>Now that poopfartman has b***hed about it, it's even funnier.
???????????
Clod it or sod it?
seed it
Spottemgottem and Pooh Clodsty linked up!
Seed it or weed it?
What was Disney thinking? How many toys you think this thing could sell?
>let's hype a character that literally has no relevance to the plot and is in the movie for like 3 minutes
What were they thinking?
They do it all the time, like the sloth in Zootopia or pretty much all the sidekick animals like Terk. They just got a little desperate this time and made it too transparent how forced all their shit is
Trust fund character
Landfill meme
me and the homies get lit af when clod appears on screen fr no cap
clodheads wildin ong
it was just a pathetic attempt at getting some online cloud like with morbius, but that one was bafflingly bad so it got popular to talk about how shit it was, this one is bad and boring so the astroturfing is just sad like with baby frik, klaud, mad at mort or the porgs
moisthomosexualical here. here’s something I saw while browsing social media. my opinion on it coincidentally matches the publics opinion on it after waiting a few days to hear what other people say. poop titty clap fart basket. ok thanks for the ad revenue bye
Not sure who is worse him or Asmonbald
At the very least, asmon is willing to disagree with other people and form opinions that aren't the group consensus.
He's an actual autist, rather than a failed normie.
Still a gay though.
They both have money, reputation and success and you are seething on four channel
Honestly their "success" is insane because all they did was just be online long enough to have a small core audience that caught on to the algorithms at some point. And the success is precarious, I do watch moist's e-sports sometimes and he talks about how he spends an insane amount of capital making it happen and then talks about a personal 3-day emergency that lost him like 20k subs he hasn't gotten back. That and he injects more and more cope-jokes about nearing 30. He's going to be fun to watch in the coming years because he might come undone.
When you have to resort to muh money as an argument it's already obvious you've lost. Sad!
@Pixar. stop trying to make Clod happen, it's not gonna happen.
CLODCHADS WIN AGAIN
CLOD GANGGGG
The CLOD MOB took over my theater and threw buckets of dirt on everyone. Frick you Pixar.
You only notice viral marketing and manipulation when it fails, just like how you only hear about criminals who get caught. For all we know, successful plans like this are pulled off every day.
what if dirt had feelings
Clod deniers be like.
It was just the wind.
is he like a minecraft dirt block or sum
Please Don’t Be Like This Guy
Honestly I'm pretty jealous of someone who can make a video about literally anything and have millions of people watch it.
i hate all e-celebs but i can at least understand why some are funny. be it novel content, production value, some kind of charisma, good looks, but i cannot fricking understand why this is ugly monotone moron is so popular
*understand why some are popular
Especially when he’s basically a more droll version of Philip DeFranco.
he got very famous years ago when his monotone shtick was still new and not as played out
he was smart or lucky enough to use his buzz to collab with tons of other high profile twitch streamers, turning him into a permanent fixture of the site and making him an e-celeb, asmongold-type figure.
>phoneBlack person filename
>poor screenshot of some e-celeb video showing a tweet showing some shitty meme
fricking have a nice day you subhuman moron
god, why are you zoomers so fricking dumb
lurk 2 years before posting
is Clod an incel?
I'M GONNA CLOD