What the frick was Shrek gonna do
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What the frick was Shrek gonna do
What the frick was Shrek gonna do
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Throw a rock at him
It was a BIG rock!
His best
fricking wrestling moves obviously
did you not see Shrek, c**t?
shrek may not look like a big guns guy but he's a motherfricking Ogre who tamed a dragon, fought the space-time continuum and won, married a princes, stopped an invasion of all the evil character in fairytales and basically became a king.
It was actually Donkey who tamed the dragon with his dick
Ogres are unkillable meaning Death couldn't kill him, one roar and that wolf would be wetting himself
Fart on Death
Shrek could take him
To be fair, Puss didn't "Defeat" Death by overpowering him.
It was a wholly personalized victory that relied on Puss being humbled and realizing that life is precious and not something to be squandered.
So you are saying shrek and death are just equal then?
Puss is explicitly NOT "greater than" Death, that's the whole point.
You're correct, it's an exaggeration and Puss says it himself that he can't escape Death, but he was still able to physically fight him off in the rematch
If Puss won against death by learning to appreciate his life, then Shrek has nothing to worry about.
He's had more than enough of a hero's journey to appreciate his family, friends, and life that he worked hard for. I expect that when death does come for Shrek, he would accept it with open arms; having lived a full life and not being afraid to face what is next.
>Shrek buttslams Death
>Death's long snoot gets lodged inside Shrek's butthole
>Lets out an atomic brap
>brap travels into death's lungs through his noise and inflates him to deatg
kys
So everyone is racing to the fallen star in the forest, and Puss should take several weeks off to travel to Far Far Away to go try and convince Shrek to come back with him? And they get there about a month or two after Jack got his wish?
the roar
Intervene.
Why are cartoon gays like this?
autism, legitimately.
Shrek was too busy saving someone else
Shrek would've handled it like the motherfricking man he is!
Power-scaling brain rot. I don't care what Death's feats are, he's fricking death itself, nothing less than deleting the concept of death could beat him
"erm ackshullay that's a no limits fall-"
SHUT THE FRICK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You are literally the only person to mention that word. You are the rotted rain guy. Anyway, Shrek could just put death in a chokehold. Did you watch the movie? Death can be touched physically.
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Each and every single one of you goddamn moronic subhumans should be absolutely fricking ashamed of yourselves for knowingly reducing this board's quality.
Is this untermensch really trying to convey something between that many buzzwords or is just copypaste?
>What the frick was Shrek gonna do
fart on death itself with stinky onion farts
Shrek has a whole cult dedicated to worshiping him. That makes him at least a demigod right?
I wish puss in boots stayed closer to the kind of Oblivion-like artstyle Shrek had, that goblin is too Pixar-y
It's a weird in-between. Like you have a mix of the Oblivion humans and weird cartoony people
is that really a plot in that show? does he ever show up?
Yes. That magic skinhead is shrek's head priest. Puss and his girlfriend have to stop him from resurrecting the ogrelord towards the end.
There's also another orge character who dresses up and tries to larp as a british nobleman.
so what homie there's a bunch of cults dedicated to worshipping weirdos and that doesn't make them into demigods lmao
What would shrek's version of death even look like, a mob of peasants with pitchforks and torches?
This guy orr Clean with enough detol to decontaminate Shrek and his swamp.
His father
Shrek beat up a reality warper, he’d beat Death’s ass
shrek speed blitzes death, no-diff
>death
>in a movie series about spoofing disney fairy tale movies
>there's people asking what would shrek do as if he's some anime protagonist jumping at the last second to save the jobbers
imagine overestimating a fricking shrek movie this much