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I'd do it as well ngl
Mad scientist rule NO. 1:
If you create a monster, do NOT have sex with it.
I don't think it was going to give either of them a choice
It was a very horny monster.
there should be a movie about a gooner scientist that creates a living onahole and gradually falls in love with it throught the power of intense and thick ropes being swallowed.
the onahole will be sydney sweeney, the scientist will be james mcavoy.
for variety if nothing else.
What's the point then?
she was genetically engineered for BWC
Honey, I fricked the splice baby.
He has the dumbest line about facism that comes out of nowhere on the beginning
>comes out of nowhere
Jews like Brody can't help himself.
>hmm, today I will create a generically engineered human
>what should I do? Oh yeah, let's give it powerful limbs and a deadly poison tail, oh and wings so it can fly away and terrorize everyone and snatch little children with its claws and stab them in the neck with a poison tail
The entire issue would be fixed if he simply didn't splice the girl with a scorpion demon bat
never watched this movie. Just the cover and the poster made me shit myself as a kid. Is it kino?
First half is really good, then it completely shits the bed, goes full moron, and then goes DOUBLE moron. You'll finish the movie completely assblasted.
That's the most accurate review of Splice I've ever seen. I couldn't have said it better myself.
sounds good
I had a really bad case of hemorrhoids when I watched this. I'm not kidding. Like bedridden. Laying there watching this weird as frick movie wondering if it's a fever dream. I binge watched Doctor Who as a palate cleanser. Thanks for reading.
two moron scientists combine their dna with a barely sentient experimental lifeform they developed to test pharaceuticals or something and completely forget that it changes gender and becomes extremely hostile when it mates
Saw this with my big titty teenage girlfriend and it got her horny. She wanted to try anal later that night. Thankfully I didn't manage to get my dick in because we had no lube, condoms, and she'd probably given me poop dick. Didn't even finger her butthole beforehand. It was pretty spontaneous.
>given me poop dick
On Cinemaphile, we call the AEW transgenders "poop dick"
Kinda funny cause Splice creature is a poop dick too. Actually, what were they splicing together? Alien and human DNA?
Buncha random shit. Sea slugs mostly I think.
Human, lizard, bird, octopus, rattlesnake, scorpion, French onion dip, baking soda, and a can of light beer.r8dg
Tomar! Tomar Tomar Tomar.
What if you created a hot demon homunculus you could have sex with but it turned into a male and killed you and raped your wife?
Its a crazy ass movie, still think its kind of fricked up how he wanted to frick it so bad. You know after it raising it as a daughter
>raising it as a daughter
perfectly natural.. now, the "daughter" growing a dick just to frick her mother, that's seriously f*cked up
never seen this but I'd frick it if it was a demon or something not some weird clone you made. if there are any hot demons out there, just know I am into the idea.
SPUCE?
i'll spuce you, homosexual
Was an ok movie, but was a little let down after all the hype. Still better than anything released the last 5 years.
Cube, Nothing and Cypher are kino though.
wrong
jerked off the sex scene multiple times when i was a teenager and i turned out just fine
>i turned out just fine
You're posting here at an ungodly hour, so something went wrong
It's mid day 12:38 here. Not every is 'merican.
t. not that guy
Typical Amerilard can't into timezones
Del Toro was involved. He’s really into fricking fish monster human things.
Absolutely everything
Wasn't this just Species for millenials?
Species was Species for millenials.
So I only watched this one time because I saw it at the redbox, but the message I took away is that parental incest is pretty hot, especially if your daughter look like some exotic European beauty and not your ugly fridge wife.
The guy didn't kill his wife or that creature. I feel bad for big nosed israelite guy.
Nothing. It's great.
sex change not good
This shit gave young impressionable me an alien femdom kink
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