What the frick went wrong.

What the frick went wrong.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >chinese not yellow
    >black not black
    It's that easy.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They completely missed what made the power rangers appealing, these morons just look like a bunch of homosexuals.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Also they're too old to play teenagers. The red ranger was already balding

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Visually it's ass.

    The zords don't have memorable designs and the Megazord doesn't look like it's made of all 5 zords combined, its colors are also very muted and it doesn't even have a face,.

    It tried to be bayformers after people stopped caring about bayformers.

    The original has a simple design but it's memorable and it looks stronger than that skinny b***h from the movie.

    Goldar is also another faceless creature (why make the final fight just 2 faceless giants fighting each other?)

    there's no visual clarity in any design in this movie.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoyed literally everything but the actual power rangers content in this movie, which is pretty damning. It's unfortunate because the character work is really solid and I grew to care about the kids and their interpersonal drama, but the Ranger suits look like ass and the fight choreography is lame. And like the other anon said, the Zords and Goldar looked terrible
    They got 50% of the equation right. That wasn't enough

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's funny that the Breakfast Club drama stuff worked while the actual Power Rangers schtick didn't. Usually its the other way around with movies like this.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It should have been high budget sentai action with plenty of camp. Instead it was overly dramatic with not that much action. The organic design of the suits and zords sucks.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Simply couldn't compete

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The superior version already came out in the 90s.
      Also kids today aren't into power rangers

      This tbh

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's a children's action franchise and they tried to turn it into a stock grimdark reboot

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It can work, though.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Multiple seasons of Sentai could be considered "grimdark"
      Go-Busters
      King-Ohger literally has CGI gore and blood spatters
      Jetman
      Gorenger
      ToQger
      Timeranger

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yellow Ranger and Pink Ranger weren't re-enacting Blue is the Warmest Color.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that CGI looks like it was made in india

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Too complicated. The Black ranger wears blue and the black ranger is a Mexican. Confusing.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wanted to like it because I'm a sucker for anything in Earth's primordial past that involves aliens or Advanced civilizations. But it just fricked up too many things

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be a kid
    >play pretend with other kids
    >"I'll be the red ranger!", some homosexual says, stealing the role that was rightfully yours
    >"fine", you reply, "I'll be the white ranger then"
    >"be there are no white ranger!"
    >"not. yet. You'll see."
    Lil shithead thought he could be cooler than me. The fool.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it was fun and twitch was doing 24/7 power rangers marathons and my girlfriend made delicious stew and then we went to go see it in the afternoon went home and made love take me back

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The power rangers marathon before the movie was great

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They cucked the red ranger from kissing the pink ranger despite there being a clear attraction

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bad visual design and not nearly enough actual Power Ranger shit.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Took too long to get to the power ranger stuff and then just rushed through it because they figured they’d get a sequel

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was way too slow. The Big Bad wasn't fleshed out, and the final fight was an ugly lame mess of CGI

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Saban made the movie on the cheap and all the special effects heavy stuff happened in the last 15 minutes

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All the designs are ugly and devoir of charm

    I'll take the cheap costume putties from the original power rangers over "generic rock golem"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      devoid*
      damn it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally just looks like fricking man of steel, holy shit I fricking hate modern CGI.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    original american rangers:
    3 white men
    1 white woman
    2 diversities

    modern weimerican rangers
    1 white man
    0 white women
    4 diversities
    director's name was literally "israelite"

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One minor complain is that Rita was a boring character in the movie and she doesn't work as a lone wolf, she needs her comic relief minions

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The most egregious thing was Saban being so cheap he didn't want to pay for the go go power rangers song so there is like a 3 second hint of it just short enough so they don't get sued

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What DIDN'T go wrong?

    >using expensive unnecessary CGI for the iconic fricking suits so that they look uglier and they only show up on screen for 3 minutes
    >Blue colour grading and angsty teens b***hing about life for no fricking reason
    >Weird and unnecessary paranoia towards their mentor who was only going to use them for his own gain which never happened before in power rangers
    >Literally zero camp or enthusiasm which was the staple od the series
    >Dry sarcasm and angst and insincerity and irony poisoned
    >Original series were authentic and sincere and hopeful and honest and campy and fun and light hearted

    This was the Godzilla 1998 of power rangers.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This "movie" was just Saban milking the franchise one last time and gauging if it has any value to it left. When it bombed, he immediately sold the IP again.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Who dat.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The guy that created the Power Rangers franchise and yes autists I understand he didn't create the Sentai footage before you become unhinged

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            But he didn't create the Sentai footage you FRICKING c**t.

            *BLAM BLAM BLAM*

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No but fr he was really trying to overcompensate as a director by making everything dreary and overly serious. I don't think it will matter if he sold it, I doubt anyone will attempt anything.

            If I had my hands on it I bet I could make at least 50 mil on a show string budget.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          A very wealthy israeli man who pays to have Palestinians "removed" from Israel.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Put aside the suit, zord, and monster designs and shit cgi…
    They don’t become the power rangers until close to the end.
    Should’ve been them fricking around in ranger suits throughout the movie.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Apologize.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't he troon out?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"I’m a nasty wienerbawd"
      What did he mean by this?

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Took way too long for them to become Power Rangers and the action was dull. Rita was also crap.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Zords looked awful. Not enough rock.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was a movie embarrassed of itself, using someone else's creative invention to push degeneracy, a perfect israeli production.

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