>$5000 for 4 days >Basically can’t leave the resort to visit the parks except at designated times, which is literally why people go to fricking Disney World >on a strict schedule the entire time and if you miss something good luck figuring out the story >subpar entertainment, shit like lightsaber training which would could have been a cool AR/VR Mixed Reality thing was instead just a glorified XBOX 360 Kinect game >the fricking pods >no fricking windows
The entire hotel was clearly meant to be a concept for a themed cruise ship and they decided to just make it into a hotel instead, and nobody wants to pretend to be on a fricking cruise as their vacation.
The only thing that boggles my mind is why they’re completely shutting it down and not just converting it into a moderate priced normal hotel. They could actually be making money with this thing.
Basically this. Many other mistakes were made but the primal sin was always killing enthusiasm for the brand itself. The #1 rule, which they should fricking know by now, is that the movies sell the merch. When people have mixed feelings about the films they don't rush out to buy things associated with.
Although in this case the hubris was especially galling because they were charging RIDICULOUS prices for it. You can't charge a premium for shit nobody has any real enthusiasm for. Even with the sequels being letdowns people might have been willing to try it simply out of nostalgia for the brand itself but at $2500 a night you need to be fricking fanatical to consider it, and there's not a lot of people fanatically devoted to nu-wars
>converting it into a moderate priced normal hotel
Let's be honest, it was never a hotel. Disney didn't need another hotel. It was just an attraction. A failed attraction.
Plow it over and put up a couple more coasters for Galaxys Edge which is what they should have fricking done in the first place.
It's usage is for exemplifying being out of touch. She said that when she was told that the starving French peasents don't have bread to eat as if she either doesnt give a frick or doesnt understand that brioche is a luxury food unavailable to peasents. Althought she actually said it but it's still a good phrase
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Meant to say she never actually said it, it's just a quote from rousseau regarding a 'great princess'
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It's usage is for exemplifying being out of touch. She said that when she was told that the starving French peasents don't have bread to eat as if she either doesnt give a frick or doesnt understand that brioche is a luxury food unavailable to peasents. Althought she actually said it but it's still a good phrase
In business/politics this is known as “elite projection” where upper class managerial people are out of touch with the common folk and what we want
Like Marie Antoinette saying let them eat cake, or Pokemon goto the polls, or that fake NASA video
one of the best real examples would be bush sr having his mind fricking blown by a barcode scanner at a grocery store while the cashier and everyone around him is wondering whats going on
he had had servants doing his shopping for so long that he literally had not been in a single grocery store since the use of barcode scanners started and thought it was some new crazy tech that just started and was amazed by it
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>single grocery store
actually a store of any kind
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Thanks. I was just guessing it was about starving French people, cause in the film "Man In The Iron Mask", their people were eating rotten food.
That must be the reason why the French got their ass beat in so many wars. They're basically Storm Troopers with empty bellies. Look at frog legs. A delicacy? I'd rather eat wienerroaches.
9 months ago
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>LET THEM EAT SLOP
Yeah France has always been a shithole, but Disney is worse
9 months ago
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Fricking disgusting. 5 grand for that?!
9 months ago
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Food in Star Wars has always been disgusting, and considering how much Disney relies on food sales at Disney World maybe they shouldn't have bought Star Wars. If you want the Star Wars food experience just buy a bunch of spam and rice cakes.
9 months ago
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Eh, I have always wanted to eat whatever Luke was eating in his ration kit. That, & the blue noodles from Andor.
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It's actually fairly mundane items. A lot of it has been identified if I recall. Tater tots, bullion cubes, marshmallows, tic tacs, startbusts, a few types of cereal, various dry breads, and slim jims. The recurring theme of food in Star Wars is that it's all extremely processed and bland looking, probably because that's the reputation that astronaut food had at the time.
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Thank you for letting me know. "LE GOYSLOP" memes, aside, I hope I live long enough to be able to eat futuristic processed foods, like a 3000 calorie bar with the flavors of Thanksgiving dinner, English breakfast, etc. Not instead of real food, though.
>The only thing that boggles my mind is why they’re completely shutting it down and not just converting it into a moderate priced normal hotel.
Not only would the building itself need a complete renovation outside, so would the grounds. It would cost so much money to bring that thing up to resort standards, couple that with its comparatively low room count that there's no way it would ever turn a profit even if they wrote off the loss from the star cruiser stuff
They are very tiny and have no windows. The idea is that you would be mostly busy with all the activities and spend very little time in the room sleeping since you want to get your $5000 worth.
But the other problems are it lacks normal hotel amenities like a pool, the exterior looks like a warehouse, and there is no parking or connection to the theme park transportation. They were shuttling people to the entrance in a box truck.
They never get that all guests want to do is meet Darth Vader and Luke. Me? I'd be in line for Oola and Aayla, but that's besides the fact that you goddamn need Han and Leia, and the droids too. And Chewie. Now I'd be simping hard for the lekku b***hes, but you need Yoda and Lando, not fricking uhh.. Miguel Ohara.
They've had meet and greets with Vader and Chewie for years over in Tomorrowland which has been Star Wars Land Lite since the 90s. The OT characters are also featured on the ride Star Tours.
Sorry, to clarify: the original version closed down years ago. The current version does feature some OT content, but it was revamped to include the newer movies as well.
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Well yeah but it still includes OT characters that you won't find over in Galaxy's Edge. The "flight" locations are randomized but 3PO is always the pilot.
I'd argue that ride in either iteration is the best thing Disney ever did with the Star Wars IP and that was before they even owned it.
They should have just done a normal large resort hotel with a star wars interior theme and some themed restaurants and a cantina bar in it. You can't make a profit off a "hotel" with only 100 rooms and a full staff and large cast of actors working 24-7, the operational costs must have been insane. They were already canceling parts of the entertainment during times when occupancy was too low.
they should have done something like that, maybe another run of lower cost themed motels like they've already done to great success, maybe make them themed to a specific planet and have a bunch of them
>The only thing that boggles my mind is why they’re completely shutting it down and not just converting it into a moderate priced normal hotel.
If I remember right, even before the massive overhaul it'd need to be fit to purpose, it's just poorly located in way that makes it impractical to convert to a standard hotel
The entire concept was developed by a woman who had absolutely no idea what she was doing. The trailer they made for it was mocked so much that they deleted it off YouTube and try to erase any reuploads (but thankfully this still exists):
https://archive.org/details/yt-1s.com-star-wars-galactic-starcruiser-hotel-trailer-anti-censorship-re-upload
This is what happens when you hire Instagram wine aunts that don't give a shit about the source material.
>Hello [literally who] tell me about the thing we're selling today
Even in her own trailer, that guy got bored of listening to her talk and went to the bar
warhammer goes hard i hope henry doesnt frick it up
>star trek and star wars are obviously past their prime due to mismanagement >audiences prefer jaded or pessimistic outlooks for the future nowadays >edgy and morally questionable factions are all the rage these days like with Game of Thrones and whatnot
THE AGE OF UNDERSTADNING, UNITY, AND COMPASSION IS OVER! THE AGE OF SLAUGHTER, CARNAGE, AND CRUELTY BEGINS NOW!
>"Oh hai, Ann Morrow! I cannot wait for the tour. And when you're not looking I'm going to sneak off like Charlie and Grandpa in the Chocolate Factory."
What a little zit faced b***h. Look at that nose. It's not the Force he wields... it's the Schwartz!
The entire concept was developed by a woman who had absolutely no idea what she was doing. The trailer they made for it was mocked so much that they deleted it off YouTube and try to erase any reuploads (but thankfully this still exists):
https://archive.org/details/yt-1s.com-star-wars-galactic-starcruiser-hotel-trailer-anti-censorship-re-upload
This is what happens when you hire Instagram wine aunts that don't give a shit about the source material.
>New Disney Cruise Ship also an overpriced disaster. >The ship was ALSO designed by some Karen who had no prior experience designing ships.
I'm starting to think the Disney board is full of rich men's trophy wives giving each other jobs they're not qualified to do.
>Instagram wine aunts that don't give a shit about the source material.
its not just about bonking the source materiel.
It is about being bad at cost accounting/marketing research.
the cost of running it verses the cost you have to charge verses what the market expects at that price point simply does not balance.
you see this in new restaruts a lot on a small scale. they have 20 tables in a mid market town, they can serve x guests every ~2 hours, which is simply a hard limit of their space, they can charge Y price per plate within a price band for luxury for the area or cheap for the area, their monthly lease is more then Y*X* number of busy days a month, no matter what the place does, they will go out of business in a few years after losing lots and lots of money.
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This is actually a symptom of the greater U.S decline and col-pas, now that they give everyone college degrees.
stuff like working on the general staff, or planning a billion dollar business project, is technical, complex logistical work.
"if you build it they will come" simply isn't good enough, but that is what people think with useless college degrees
How the hell is that possible at a major company like disney? You'd think they wouldnt bullshit those positions like they do with the movie productions.
All positions are bullshited now, because all the schools are bullshited. They teach nothing because flunking people makes students feel bad and because students would rather take no effort classes about gender and social media than math and science, so they offer more of them. But once they've graduated, they're "qualified", so they get hired, and then they hire more like them as the old staff dies off and retires. Then eventually the whole ship is run by idiots and sinks.
Disney is basically already for sale, because it got murdered by the extreme incompetence of its entire staff
My little brother went to a school where you create your own Major. Reminded me of Arrested Development where Maebe was awarded smily faces instead of grades.
I had to sit back and slowly watch him be reprogrammed from a MAGA chad to a Biden chud. Liberal arts schools can eat a fricking dick!
Right? I didn't even ask him. His Major was something like >"Videogame Business Administration"
No joke!
Probably my fault for getting him the old school NES one Christmas. I'm such a fricking idiot. My dad warned me too. Had a strict house rule: no video games.
You can say it anon, it's women. Whether it is their personal life of a massive, multi-billion dollar logistics project, they have no sense of time and money. >daddy will fix it
That's it in a nutshell.
It's just clueless women in general who are utterly convinced they can do better than all the experts before them. It's hubris and they're encouraged to have huge egos without any experience, and worse diversity rules enforce 50/50 hiring practices so they fill up everywhere. Imagine a rule at work where you MUST hire morons who have no interest in your product but think they can do it sooooooo much better? Recipe for disaster.
>this employee is bad at his job and costing us money >i dont want to fire him confrontation makes me 🙁 lets just change his job title and keep him >We can't afford to keep doing this >daddy gov will fix it 🙂
>kek was that a girl in a wheelchair in the bar
It's called a "Space Chariot" and the hotel offers them for all fat people who don't want to stand up longer than 3 minutes.
It could have been a cool concept, if it was ran from beginning to end by a full-bore original trilogy Star Wars AUTIST. Instead it was just random haphazard shit to cram D*sney sequels down your throat. Before the sellout to Disney, if I had kids, I would've paid, say, $500 a room a night if this was done RIGHT. it wasn't...
>This is what happens when you hire Instagram wine aunts that don't give a shit about the source material.
why does this keep happening, star wars, ghostbusters, witcher, rings of power, cowboy beebop, the list goes on and on
You can say it anon, it's women. Whether it is their personal life of a massive, multi-billion dollar logistics project, they have no sense of time and money. >daddy will fix it
That's it in a nutshell.
It was a concentration camp for Star Wars fans. A commendable idea, but it needed to include their execution and mass burial. In the end, Disney just didn't have the balls.
Forget the travel/accomadations. How can anyone be immersed into it when you have 40 year old fat people in COVID masks drinking Starbucks while filming everything with a cell phone?
I'd love to watch a documentary about this blunder.
for some reason, I think guests weren't allowed to cosplay. of course, once locked in the hotel, you can purchase a $250 authentic jedi robe. it's a blast to LARP as a Jedi joining the First Order.
Adult park guests aren't allowed to dress up as characters for safety reasons. They don't want some predator dressing up as Mickey Mouse then abducting a kid who believes him when he says he'll take him to Toon Town. Kids can dress up.
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>tweedledum to headquarters, we have an incident at toon town
9 months ago
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>tfw forcibly redpilled while wagecucking at the happiest place on Earth
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>wagecucking at the happiest place on Earth
god that would be a kino docudrama series
i hear there are tunnels under the park
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frickin nibblers
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>Adult park guests aren't allowed to dress up as characters for safety reasons.
What? I see grown women dressed as princesses there on social media all the time.
is 5,000 a lot of money to you?
it really only marginly more than you would pay for a long weekend long to dysney world at a normal hotel of theirs. if oyu figure sta wars included park tickets and the food
besides the dysney animal kingdom lodge is the real "like nothing else" hotel.
you have fricking graffiti outside your hotel window. and a world class sand beach swimming pool
9 months ago
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do rich people think staying in a housing complex and swimming in a pool is high living? you can have actual fun for a fraction of that money
9 months ago
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Galactic Cruiser was 5K for only a two night stay and did not include passes for the parks.
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>you have fricking graffiti outside your hotel window
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>is 5,000 a lot of money to you?
... YES. It is to most people. If you think that's tiny, you need to touch grass.
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>you have fricking graffiti outside your hotel window
I don't get it. Do you mean graffiti as in commissioned artists painting on a wall? Because most people hate graffiti in 2023.
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>is 5,000 a lot of money to you?
when you're promised so much for so little, but in the end you just burned 4000 for a cheap trip that could cost you just 1000, then yes, but hey, seems fun, and let's be honest, There are people who had a much worse time for much more money
9 months ago
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They died because a boomer wanted to prove he could sell cheap tours to the Titanic. There were tried and tested better subs out there but he wanted one cheap as possible to make that an underpaid teenager could run.
9 months ago
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Real rich people know how to get the best value for their money.
Forget the travel/accomadations. How can anyone be immersed into it when you have 40 year old fat people in COVID masks drinking Starbucks while filming everything with a cell phone?
I'd love to watch a documentary about this blunder.
Saw a YT video here early on with a SW influencer filming his entire trip. The fricking guy wore his COVID mask while he was fricking eating! Pulling it down for every bite. There wasn't anybody in 30 feet of him!
The best part is that his meal got cut short because his story group had to leave to see whatever. But holy hell, was he mad. Maybe not wear a mask while your prison food? Even the Mandalorians take their frickin masks off to eat!
It was originally going to be a Lamborghini bus because they ride very smoothly and would have made for the most seamless experience. They went with a box truck to save money and the way that thing rides is not convincing at all.
They're just going to demolish/renovate. No way Disney is dumb enough to waste an easy capitalization just so they can throw their toys and have a fit.
It looked boring as frick for rich mega cucks. You're just sleeping in a building that has dumb scripted events and little puzzles to play. You can't even solicit a Twi'lek for sex.
Say anything you want about George, but he knew that sex is still a core appeal. American Graffiti is all about Richard Dreyfuss wanting to find and frick the hot blonde in the Thunderbird. I'm sure deep in his heart, all he ever wanted to do was make an alien titty bar.
When George was still tangentially involved with the Sequels he saw that sexy Twilek sith and desperately wanted to involve her in some way in the new movies
>tfw still remember playing SWG pre-NGE as a horny 13 year old kid >pay a twi'ilek "woman" credits to come back to my house outside Bestine for sex >literally every person in Bestine follows us to my house >as I'm jerking off through my pajamas /emote'ing at 2am, my dad opens my bedroom door with his eyes squinted, not knowing what he's seeing, and says "Dude, go to sleep already", then wanders off
I still don't know what he saw or didn't.
This. >Have normal hotel that looks like Star Wars ship/buildings >Have bar that looks like mos vespa >Have mini-park that had rides with star wars skins
How do you frick this up?
Remember that this shit was all Iger's idea. Before the Lucasfilm buyout it was basically supposed to have shit like Tatooine and Hoth and other shit people would want, then Iger personally cancelled all of it after the buyout so it could be sequel trilogy shit. All of it is Iger and the gay homosexual coward jumped ship when it was obvious it and the post-Endgame MCU would flop and covid would frick everything up so Chapek could take the blame.
Iger has no creative vision beyond buying shit and now that the MCU ride is over I hope people are realizing he was actually moronic the whole time and way worse than Eisner in the back half of his time.
Would have cost like $10bn, and would have absolutely been worth it. I mean frick they probably spent $10bn on Lucasfilm, producing and marketing the movies, the theme park addition, and on this stupid fricking hotel as it is.
You don't need Jakku if you have Tattooine. On a side not the Jakku at Disneyland was all set to be Tattoine until Kennedy convinced Iger to change it last minute which ended up costing more money in addition to giving people something they didn't want.
It makes no sense, no one gives a shit about the Sequel locations, but having a Tatooine with Mos Eisley and Jabba's palace would have convinced me to spend like a good consoomer.
Kennedy's reasoning to Iger was that the new generation of fans wouldn't care about Tattooine and would rather stuff from the movies they grew up watching, ignoring the fact that no one liked the shitty sequels and even the sequel movie they did like was just a rip off of the first Star Wars movie.
That's dumb.
I was way too young to see Song of the South in theaters but never miss a chance to visit Song of the South land at Epcot. Just because you're a younger generation doesn't mean you can't appreciate a classic.
Of course it is. The original films were released before I was born. Didn't stop me loving them as a kid, nor the countless other kids were still watching Star Wars 40 years after it was made.
That's dumb.
I was way too young to see Song of the South in theaters but never miss a chance to visit Song of the South land at Epcot. Just because you're a younger generation doesn't mean you can't appreciate a classic.
my zoomer nephew loves the old movies and says nu-wars is mid
I don't even blame Kennedy because if Iger was smart he would have b***h smacked her for coming up with a stupid idea. An idiot comes up with dumb ideas but an even bigger idiot actually agrees with them.
It's wild. In 77 you had people lining up to see Star Wars over and over, as much as they could. The film was in theaters for long over a fricking year. Yet you have Star Wars movies now either bombing or just barely breaking even, and gone within 6-8 weeks.
Walt Disney World Resort Vice President Dan wienererell >Kathleen Kennedy, her point of view was, there are way more Disney Star Wars stories ahead of us than behind us. So we really should think about, do we want to build a Tatooine and build what all the 50-somethings remember Star Wars is? Or do we want to build something else which is going to appeal to all the upcoming generations who are going to know the new stories?
>“And that day, Tatooine was killed at the studios, and all those concepts were put on a shelf. And I’m sure they’re sitting in a vault, and I’m sure people are going to be shown someday — about what that land would have looked like and what the attractions were going to be.”
https://geektyrant.com/news/disneys-star-wars-galaxys-edge-attraction-was-originally-set-on-tatooine-but-kathleen-kennedy-changed-the-direction#:~:text=The%20attraction%20that%20fans%20are,Bob%20Iger%20changed%20it%20up.
That's dumb as frick, the OT is beloved beyond almost any other movies out there, and they are timeless. There's a reason the fandom exploded to where it is, and it's not because of the Sequels or Prequels. It's because you can always go back to first three and enjoy them despite their age. We're not talking about Star Trek TOS.
I genuinely don't understand how Iger keeps listening to Kennedy about anything. It's clear she not only doesn't get the brand she doesn't have any business sense.
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blackmail on hollywoods biggest pedos
check her past work as set jizz dump
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KK is the throat goat of Hollywood. She drains execs of their nut and brains in a single gulp.
Kennedy, her point of view was, there are way more Disney Star Wars stories ahead of us than behind us. So we really should think about, do we want to build a Tatooine and build what all the 50-somethings remember Star Wars is? Or do we want to build something else which is going to appeal to all the upcoming generations who are going to know the new stories?
lol delusional b***h. Kids do not give a SHIT about Star Wars. It was millennials and Gen-X who were seeing the Sequel trilogy. That was the best case scenario, but then the sequels burned them out and they moved on.
Basically. Growing up in the Prequel age was great despite the movies because the sheer amount of ancillary material: books, games, merch. Knight of the Old Republic is about as good as Star Wars has ever had it.
>lol delusional b***h. Kids do not give a SHIT about Star Wars. It was millennials and Gen-X who were seeing the Sequel trilogy. That was the best case scenario, but then the sequels burned them out and they moved on.
If the sequels had actually been good they could have captured the next generation of fans but they neglected to make them not shit.
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Yeah and there's so much competiton for kids' attention. They're going to gravitate to the Marvel movies first if they had to choose.
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They direction they've chosen to go with Star Wars boggles the mind. They supposedly purchased Star Wars, along with Marvel, to increase the offerings they had for boys. Yet Star Wars shit now seems to be made solely for girls or at least middle aged women.
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they want to turn the boys into girls anon
they hate masculinity
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Actually the "magic" of Star Wars, the spectacle, is entirely tied into Avatar now. Star Wars is another fricking film with thousands of CGI effects shots, there's nothing special at all. Whereas in 1977 the only thing comparable would have 2001, which isn't an action flick.
9 months ago
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what if I told you the special effects are the least important part of OT star wars being good?
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It's important for the time, audiences hadn't seen shit like that before outside of war movies with planes. Star Wars and ILM were synonymous with pushing the envelope in movie making.
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>what if I told you the special effects are the least important part of OT star wars being good? >the least important part
I would tell you were mistaken.
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Didn't Lucas literally start a cutting edge SFX company because of Star Wars though?
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He realized in the pre-internet days that there's a massive community of autistic people out there doing weird but good art and starved for cash. All he needed then was to use his flim skills and credit to convince the israelites to fund Star Wars which gave him the cash to make the studio.
Then CGI came along and fricked it all up.
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They thought they could market their way into boys accepting the nuwars style which they did for several movies that idiots kept going to see, but diminishing returns there and total incompetence at disney+ and lucasfilm and unwillingness to change direction finally caught up with them.
>Kids do not give a SHIT about Star Wars.
This. Reminds me of that period in the 90s when Hollywood was remaking shit like Casper, Richie Rich, The Little Rascals, and all this silent generation era IPs and trying to get little kids to watch them.
9 months ago
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casper is a classic though
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Yeah there were a lot of odd choices, but those movies also did cost the 1995 equivalent of $300m. Casper and the Addams Family did well though.
9 months ago
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casper was good i think
I liked it as a kid at least
that's the one where the dad drinks himself into committing suicide and casper doesn't get to use the going-into-not being dead machine right?
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Casper is like Hocus Pocus or Addams Family, kind of good dumb fun, holds up okay, a good family movie.
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>Casper, Richie Rich, The Little Rascals, and all this silent generation era IPs
hollywood has always had a hardon for itself y-50 years as the heads get into power at that age
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I saw both Casper and Richie Rich in cinemas as a kid. I never have any interest in the Little Rascals as a kid or now.
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Saw richie rich on vhs as a kid not knowing it was a remake and thought it was pretty cool.
Kek. >We want to have a mine cart ride with an animated short round, Kathleen >No, you will get a slow moving train ride with an animatronic Fleabag. We need to think about the future fans
eh, I can kinda see the reason for jakku as it's essentially just a giant roller coaster while the tattooine location has the actual shops and restaurants and shit
I'm with the other anon, you don't need two fricking sand attractions. Consolidate it all into one (Tatooine) as best you can. And use the freed up space for another Star Wars location.
That's the most weird thing about this failure, all they had to do was make a star wars park like their other parks, and they fricked that up
But what about our hero Holdo?
Or ball robot thing?
Or fond memories of Finn and Asian girl on casino planet?
This misses all these essential brand experiences that fans love.
There would probably be many people upset Tower of Terror and Rock n Roller Coaster are gone, but this would more than make up for it. They probably have plans to change ToT into the shitty Guardians of the Galaxy version at Anaheim anyway, save the trouble and just tear down the whole thing.
Cant imagine anyone would care that Toy Story Mania or the Muppets are gone. Most kids today don't even know who the muppets are.
They probably don't have the money, but if they did this would btfo Epic Universe.
a lot of cool shit never got built, like the 1:1 scale TOS USS Enterprise that was on the cusp of being built in Las Vegas in the 90s, it was bankrolled by the major casinos for a new development project.
yeah... but you see, little chuddy-cakes, roller coasters are expensive and Disney makes most of its profit from merchandise. So it's actually more cost effective to build a theme park that has zero attractions and just sell light sabers and green milk. The NPCs will suckle our Star Wars teet for a meet and greet with Vi Moradi, a character that isn't in any of the fricking movies.
They never get that all guests want to do is meet Darth Vader and Luke. Me? I'd be in line for Oola and Aayla, but that's besides the fact that you goddamn need Han and Leia, and the droids too. And Chewie. Now I'd be simping hard for the lekku b***hes, but you need Yoda and Lando, not fricking uhh.. Miguel Ohara.
My guess is that if Disney used Vader or Luke or Han they would have to pay George Lucas royalties or something. So I'm assuming that's why Disney flat out refused to use anything from the original trilogy in the park.
I doubt it, if they used OT characters they'd basically be saying that their own product that they poured billions of dollars into was inferior to the other guy's older product. That won't work with modern executives
Why spend a fortune on an IP you don't want to capitalize on?
If you think you can make a better space opera IP than Star Wars, then just fricking make it without buying Star Wars, bam, you've already saved 4 billion
Of course they are inferior. That's why you pay George Lucas billions of dollars. If you could make better characters you just would. What a weird mentality.
>That's harassment
He's either gay or under heavy scrutiny and can not risk getting fired or slapped with a lawsuit.
9 months ago
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He launched a firework off his head and blew his brains into his stomach. Ain't nobody suing him now.
9 months ago
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>“Apparently, he thought that was a great idea,” said Stephen McCausland, a spokesman for Maine’s Department of Public Safety. “His friends said they thought they had dissuaded him from doing it, and the next thing they knew, he ignited the fireworks and he was killed instantly.”
imagine public officials talking about your death publicly like this. imagine if he was a Black person who died doing something moronic and officials just laughed at him over it
its not the same person though. im curious how he actually died since "launching fireworks from his head" doesnt really mean anything to me.
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ok after reading more into it apparently it was a fireworks mortar that malfunctioned and blew up instead of launching which then blew up his head. shooting a fireworks mortar from your head wouldnt do anything to it, it was the malfunction that killed him.
i feel like they are going out of their way to embarrass this dead guy who had his head exploded at 22
9 months ago
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It's monumentally stupid to play with fireworks like this, and the act of waving it around on your head could easily cause the release to fail because it expects to be on the ground, not at a 10 degree angle.
9 months ago
Anonymous
yeah but its also monumentally stupid to not use your blinkers, not check both ways before accelerating at a green light, and driving drunk but according to my own experiences literally every single person on the planet does those things except for me
its "normie stupid" so normies shouldnt be ragging on him for it. these are the same people who travel in muslim/Black person counties alone as a women and then act like its some horrible disaster when they get raped and beheaded
I used to work in security, and one of the highlights of that job was when I got to kick a prostitute out of the club because she pinched my ass. He probably felt absolutely amazing kicking her out like that.
>gee i don't wanna get caught by the authorities >better put on my bright orange emergency jacket >better dye my hair a brighter color >better wear the symbol of the enemy over my heart >better have my weapons exposed on my hip >better run right next to them
>a themepark with the original series cordoned off
jesus if they could only do just this. I don't need the prequels or nuWars inserted into everything I love. Just recreate sets from the original series and I would pay to come down.
I really don’t think people care that much about Star Wars. It has a pretty shit aesthetic tbh. They had 3 decent movies over 35 years ago. No one cares anymore. The brand really isn’t that strong.
from the 70s to the 90s you couldn't go anywhere without seeing merch for it. it only weakened after the disney transfer. it is universally recognized and appreciated on this planet, regardless of what you've just posted. Disney managed to tarnish its brand
there was a magical period in the early 90s where Star Wars had slipped from popular culture. When Ralph Wiggum presented his diorama of Star Wars figures, 10-year old me didn't know what it was. The marketing would ramp up again for the special editions and then episode I but it was a beautiful time while it lasted.
>When Ralph Wiggum presented his diorama of Star Wars figures, 10-year old me didn't know what it was.
How was that possible, our national channels re-ran the original trilogy at least once a year, same as Indiana Jones films and many others. Game consoles also had Star Wars games on Super Nintendo, even Commodore 64.
Not him but it's true, even by the late 80s it had more or less exited the attention of the public. It wasn't until about '96 that it started to come back with the re-release of the OT in theaters and the rumors then confirmation the prequels were being made.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah they weren't a big phenomenom but surely every kid still watched the films on television. Personally at the time I preferred Indiana Jones films over Star Wars. But both scratched the type of swashbuckling adventure itch that many modern movies fail to replicate.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>but surely every kid still watched the films on television.
If they were on, but that wasn't that often and consider the time period, there was no shortage of new kinos coming out. Indiana Jones was a much bigger phenomenon in the latter half of the 80s than SW was, and it got its own attraction at MGM Studios the same year Last Crusade came out
9 months ago
Anonymous
I'm pretty sure I knew about Indiana Jones during that early-90s dead zone for Star Wars. I kinda remember watching Raiders and 1) laughing at him shooting the sword guy and 2) our parents telling us to cover our eyes while the Nazis melted. Also, we did rent an NES Last Crusade game, while never encountering any of the Star Wars games that anon mentioned above.
it was always a nerd nitch thing, even in the 90s, you were sort of an outcast if had seen it more then 2 times.
then in the 2000s they pretended being nerdy was mainstream or something and usddenly girls are going to be into laser swords and darkside
I lined up at grumans chinese theater when the SP editions came out, lower your tone when talking to me. we were all losers outsdie of the mainstream social circles.
And you were such a loser that you didn't pay attention to the rest of the world and assumed Star Wars was also a niche thing
9 months ago
Anonymous
Maybe he was in the much older generations as well, kids loved star wars, I know I was one at the time. It was in the pantheon of things you drew in the margins of your assignments, and pretended to be at recess with your friends. Naturally the damned toys were everywhere, I had 9000 star wars micro machines, my friend had 9000 3.75 figures
What? I'm a 90s kid with an 85 birth and everyone my age loved Star Wars. Some social outcasts obviously did too and were probably more obsessed with it but absolutely was not a niche thing at all.
All they had to do was make pic related. It would've been a money printing machine for Disney.
if you gays knew anything about kids you would have just made a giant frick Frozen land. elsas ice castle, arendelle castle. rapunzels tower and island castle somewhere.
even that would be impossible because the diversity hires would force them to add all the shitskin princesses that no one likes but liberals pretend to for good boy points
I have to wonder how Grievous as a M&G would work >person wearing a suit that just insults everyone like Megatron at Universal
or >just a puppet that doesn't talk controlled by two handlers working him through the cloak
>Theed Palace Throne Room & Wedding Venue
What happened to all the geniuses at Disney? It's seriously frightening how good they are at this shit when they want to be.
>half the space including the main path dedicated to prequels settings >takodana??? >ahch-to?????? >a ride centered around the most boring planet in the sequel trilogy
nah
The problem is everyone would be on the left side of the park with the original trilogy stuff, and only a few fat soiboi nerds and tumblr whales would be on the other side. This would make it very obvious that people did not care for the Disney garbage series and that's no good for Disney.
Good point. Seen that image posted a million times. 1st time I actually looked at it.
This was my thought process: >"I'd go there, I'd go there, not there, there and definitely not there."
Nu-wars will solely be black people and fat virgins.
That's a good point, I'd probably pass through every area once but generally stay in the OT areas. And Disney seems to have too much of a hard-on for the nuWars stuff to take advantage of how many people love the originals. I don't even really understand why they bought it when they refuse to use OT stuff.
You feeling okay, Gen X-er? I'd make fun of you for being butthurt, but since you're either pushing or past 50, that could be serious. You should get your prostate checked.
>Create Space Casino Planet for one of the movies >Use that aesthetic to theme and actual Casino, as well as areas themed to other memorable parts of the movie like Tatooine >Have Space themed slots >Space themed drinks and food >Create new Space Card Games that have extreme odds in the house's favor, but who cares because STAR WARS >Themed Strippers/Prostitutes >Rake in all the money from the sad, scummy Star Wars nerds with lots of disposable income from their tech job.
It's that easy.
It had the makings of a good idea, just implemented extremely poorly. They could have prevented all of this by running some sort of focus groups or something.
>lower price point for the hotel booking >activities for general public paying a cheaper fee, with hotel guests getting exclusive vip activities >set it in sequel trilogy Star Wars, but bring back some og/prequel trilogy sets for nostalgiagays. You can even have retro night where everyone larps like it's the og trilogy and bring in park workers dressed up as Luke and Leia or whatever.
Pretty sure those three things would have been enough to make most people happy.
Allow a pencil pushing coffee b***h with no creative talent and a chip on her shoulder to run a money making printing press into the ground with a CEO afraid to fire her because he'll get "MeToo'd"!!!FACT!!!
>dress in drag >keep the pedo 'stache
sometimes I wonder if this is just a social experiment and this guy is taking the piss. same with the big booba shop teacher
ok hear me out
coruscant brothel themed park
lot's of colorful alienussy with top tier cosplay
you pay for the ticket and then for every hoe you decide to frick
no need for windows since in-universe they probably don't have them anyway
"Balance is a big thing for me. I’m a right-brain and left-brain person. As much as I love drawing, theater, and the craziness of art, I’m also a strategic thinker and a problem solver. At Yale SOM, Negotiations was my favorite class, and I nerded out on Excel spreadsheet modeling."
>5000 dollars to spend time in a neon light warehouse. >Rooms were of same quality as 3 star super-cheap "quick hotel" chains. >Theming is generic sci-fi instead of Star Wars.
Make it 500 bucks instead, make the hotel themed around Tatooine instead and situate in Las Vegas or somewhere in Arizona so the desert brings free special effects to the theming. Star Wars VR rooms and fake "childrens bars" with actors in alien costumes for kids, jacuzzi, sunbathing and real bar for the parents.
10 times more successful for a fraction of the cost.
I've never done cocaine before, so I have no idea. I have a feeling walking around asking where you can buy a big bag of cocaine is a good way to get robbed and/or your dog shot by the DEA.
I'm glad this shit failed. Frick everyone involved. Frick Disney. The unfortunate thing is many of the worthless, talentless hacks that worked on this shit will go on to work on other shit, tainting it as well. There is nothing left in modern entertainment.
The fundamental problem is that they made it for sequel shit, instead of the Star Wars content that people like. The most success Disney has had with the franchise is with content deliberately distancing itself from sequel shit. They need to understand that this portion of the timeline is effectively radioactive.
>$5000 for 4 days
>Basically can’t leave the resort to visit the parks except at designated times, which is literally why people go to fricking Disney World
>on a strict schedule the entire time and if you miss something good luck figuring out the story
>subpar entertainment, shit like lightsaber training which would could have been a cool AR/VR Mixed Reality thing was instead just a glorified XBOX 360 Kinect game
>the fricking pods
>no fricking windows
The entire hotel was clearly meant to be a concept for a themed cruise ship and they decided to just make it into a hotel instead, and nobody wants to pretend to be on a fricking cruise as their vacation.
The only thing that boggles my mind is why they’re completely shutting it down and not just converting it into a moderate priced normal hotel. They could actually be making money with this thing.
You forgot that it was based on the sequel trilogy, which nobody likes. People go on vacation to get away from the HR department.
Basically this. Many other mistakes were made but the primal sin was always killing enthusiasm for the brand itself. The #1 rule, which they should fricking know by now, is that the movies sell the merch. When people have mixed feelings about the films they don't rush out to buy things associated with.
Although in this case the hubris was especially galling because they were charging RIDICULOUS prices for it. You can't charge a premium for shit nobody has any real enthusiasm for. Even with the sequels being letdowns people might have been willing to try it simply out of nostalgia for the brand itself but at $2500 a night you need to be fricking fanatical to consider it, and there's not a lot of people fanatically devoted to nu-wars
>and there's not a lot of people fanatically devoted to nu-wars
At least not since Disney acquired it.
Nu-wars is the content produced after Disney bought it, so...yeah?
>Living+ bro
entertainment
like fricking bingo
"yeah, but it's bingo... in space!"
In space nobody can hear you scream "Bingo!"
>"Bingo!"
YOU HAVE SUMMONED THE UNCLE BINGO POSTER
reply with "nu-wars sucks" or your mom will get raped by sandpeople (Black folk) in her sleep
nu-wars sucks
based Uncle Bingo replier
you're the only one ITT who's mom isn't getting raped by sandpeople tonight
AND WHERE
IS YOUR MOTHER?
SHE'S AT HOME
GETTING RAPED BY SANDPEOPLE
nu-wars sucks
Nu-wars suck
>chuddy
Very transphobic word
they had bingo?
>converting it into a moderate priced normal hotel
Let's be honest, it was never a hotel. Disney didn't need another hotel. It was just an attraction. A failed attraction.
Plow it over and put up a couple more coasters for Galaxys Edge which is what they should have fricking done in the first place.
How is Cinemaphile smarter than disney park execs. Blows my fricking mind.
In business/politics this is known as “elite projection” where upper class managerial people are out of touch with the common folk and what we want
Like Marie Antoinette saying let them eat cake, or Pokemon goto the polls, or that fake NASA video
>Marie Antoinette saying let them eat cake
QRD?
I know the quote but not the meaning? For some reason, I think it's the French Parliment discussing their starving people?
It's usage is for exemplifying being out of touch. She said that when she was told that the starving French peasents don't have bread to eat as if she either doesnt give a frick or doesnt understand that brioche is a luxury food unavailable to peasents. Althought she actually said it but it's still a good phrase
Meant to say she never actually said it, it's just a quote from rousseau regarding a 'great princess'
one of the best real examples would be bush sr having his mind fricking blown by a barcode scanner at a grocery store while the cashier and everyone around him is wondering whats going on
he had had servants doing his shopping for so long that he literally had not been in a single grocery store since the use of barcode scanners started and thought it was some new crazy tech that just started and was amazed by it
>single grocery store
actually a store of any kind
Thanks. I was just guessing it was about starving French people, cause in the film "Man In The Iron Mask", their people were eating rotten food.
That must be the reason why the French got their ass beat in so many wars. They're basically Storm Troopers with empty bellies. Look at frog legs. A delicacy? I'd rather eat wienerroaches.
>LET THEM EAT SLOP
Yeah France has always been a shithole, but Disney is worse
Fricking disgusting. 5 grand for that?!
Food in Star Wars has always been disgusting, and considering how much Disney relies on food sales at Disney World maybe they shouldn't have bought Star Wars. If you want the Star Wars food experience just buy a bunch of spam and rice cakes.
Eh, I have always wanted to eat whatever Luke was eating in his ration kit. That, & the blue noodles from Andor.
It's actually fairly mundane items. A lot of it has been identified if I recall. Tater tots, bullion cubes, marshmallows, tic tacs, startbusts, a few types of cereal, various dry breads, and slim jims. The recurring theme of food in Star Wars is that it's all extremely processed and bland looking, probably because that's the reputation that astronaut food had at the time.
Thank you for letting me know. "LE GOYSLOP" memes, aside, I hope I live long enough to be able to eat futuristic processed foods, like a 3000 calorie bar with the flavors of Thanksgiving dinner, English breakfast, etc. Not instead of real food, though.
A single Temple of Doom mine cart coaster would have been fine, kino even.
>The only thing that boggles my mind is why they’re completely shutting it down and not just converting it into a moderate priced normal hotel.
Not only would the building itself need a complete renovation outside, so would the grounds. It would cost so much money to bring that thing up to resort standards, couple that with its comparatively low room count that there's no way it would ever turn a profit even if they wrote off the loss from the star cruiser stuff
the rooms are smaller than a motel 6, there is no converting it to a normal hotal
Disney resort rooms are already smaller than their counterparts... idk how small the star cruiser rooms were though
They are very tiny and have no windows. The idea is that you would be mostly busy with all the activities and spend very little time in the room sleeping since you want to get your $5000 worth.
But the other problems are it lacks normal hotel amenities like a pool, the exterior looks like a warehouse, and there is no parking or connection to the theme park transportation. They were shuttling people to the entrance in a box truck.
They've had meet and greets with Vader and Chewie for years over in Tomorrowland which has been Star Wars Land Lite since the 90s. The OT characters are also featured on the ride Star Tours.
Star Tours closed down several years ago.
No it didn't
Sorry, to clarify: the original version closed down years ago. The current version does feature some OT content, but it was revamped to include the newer movies as well.
Well yeah but it still includes OT characters that you won't find over in Galaxy's Edge. The "flight" locations are randomized but 3PO is always the pilot.
I'd argue that ride in either iteration is the best thing Disney ever did with the Star Wars IP and that was before they even owned it.
They should have just done a normal large resort hotel with a star wars interior theme and some themed restaurants and a cantina bar in it. You can't make a profit off a "hotel" with only 100 rooms and a full staff and large cast of actors working 24-7, the operational costs must have been insane. They were already canceling parts of the entertainment during times when occupancy was too low.
they should have done something like that, maybe another run of lower cost themed motels like they've already done to great success, maybe make them themed to a specific planet and have a bunch of them
>The only thing that boggles my mind is why they’re completely shutting it down and not just converting it into a moderate priced normal hotel.
If I remember right, even before the massive overhaul it'd need to be fit to purpose, it's just poorly located in way that makes it impractical to convert to a standard hotel
Wow. That sounds way more moronic than I realised. I thought it was just a cool themed hotel, but you have to watch a fricking story and stuff?
It was basically a LARP experience
prison larp
>$5000 for 4 days
Ha! No. It was actually less than 48 hours.
It does not look like Star Wars either but a cheap Chinese knockoff
The entire concept was developed by a woman who had absolutely no idea what she was doing. The trailer they made for it was mocked so much that they deleted it off YouTube and try to erase any reuploads (but thankfully this still exists):
https://archive.org/details/yt-1s.com-star-wars-galactic-starcruiser-hotel-trailer-anti-censorship-re-upload
This is what happens when you hire Instagram wine aunts that don't give a shit about the source material.
>Hello [literally who] tell me about the thing we're selling today
Even in her own trailer, that guy got bored of listening to her talk and went to the bar
looks like a mentally ill troony to me.
perfect fit for starwars tbqhwyf
The older I get, the more I hate aliens and wish they would all die. Is this what maturity feels like?
no its just you realizing the truth
warhammer goes hard i hope henry doesnt frick it up
>star trek and star wars are obviously past their prime due to mismanagement
>audiences prefer jaded or pessimistic outlooks for the future nowadays
>edgy and morally questionable factions are all the rage these days like with Game of Thrones and whatnot
THE AGE OF UNDERSTADNING, UNITY, AND COMPASSION IS OVER! THE AGE OF SLAUGHTER, CARNAGE, AND CRUELTY BEGINS NOW!
Game of Thrones actually had likeable characters and a proper plot, both of which 40k fails to deliver on
Based can't wait for xenos and heretics and daemons to get mowed down on the big screen
>"Oh hai, Ann Morrow! I cannot wait for the tour. And when you're not looking I'm going to sneak off like Charlie and Grandpa in the Chocolate Factory."
What a little zit faced b***h. Look at that nose. It's not the Force he wields... it's the Schwartz!
>Wow, it's just like I'm on the set of a Star War or whatever
I thought he said Aunt Morrow
>New Disney Cruise Ship also an overpriced disaster.
>The ship was ALSO designed by some Karen who had no prior experience designing ships.
I'm starting to think the Disney board is full of rich men's trophy wives giving each other jobs they're not qualified to do.
>woman
After you, lead the way
Thats a troon. At least I can rest easy knowing it has a high probability of suicide.
>Instagram wine aunts that don't give a shit about the source material.
its not just about bonking the source materiel.
It is about being bad at cost accounting/marketing research.
the cost of running it verses the cost you have to charge verses what the market expects at that price point simply does not balance.
you see this in new restaruts a lot on a small scale. they have 20 tables in a mid market town, they can serve x guests every ~2 hours, which is simply a hard limit of their space, they can charge Y price per plate within a price band for luxury for the area or cheap for the area, their monthly lease is more then Y*X* number of busy days a month, no matter what the place does, they will go out of business in a few years after losing lots and lots of money.
.
This is actually a symptom of the greater U.S decline and col-pas, now that they give everyone college degrees.
stuff like working on the general staff, or planning a billion dollar business project, is technical, complex logistical work.
"if you build it they will come" simply isn't good enough, but that is what people think with useless college degrees
How the hell is that possible at a major company like disney? You'd think they wouldnt bullshit those positions like they do with the movie productions.
All positions are bullshited now, because all the schools are bullshited. They teach nothing because flunking people makes students feel bad and because students would rather take no effort classes about gender and social media than math and science, so they offer more of them. But once they've graduated, they're "qualified", so they get hired, and then they hire more like them as the old staff dies off and retires. Then eventually the whole ship is run by idiots and sinks.
Disney is basically already for sale, because it got murdered by the extreme incompetence of its entire staff
A student that flunks out doesn't pay tuition anymore
It's that simple
My little brother went to a school where you create your own Major. Reminded me of Arrested Development where Maebe was awarded smily faces instead of grades.
I had to sit back and slowly watch him be reprogrammed from a MAGA chad to a Biden chud. Liberal arts schools can eat a fricking dick!
How does a person create their own major?
Right? I didn't even ask him. His Major was something like
>"Videogame Business Administration"
No joke!
Probably my fault for getting him the old school NES one Christmas. I'm such a fricking idiot. My dad warned me too. Had a strict house rule: no video games.
You can say it anon, it's women. Whether it is their personal life of a massive, multi-billion dollar logistics project, they have no sense of time and money.
>daddy will fix it
That's it in a nutshell.
It's just clueless women in general who are utterly convinced they can do better than all the experts before them. It's hubris and they're encouraged to have huge egos without any experience, and worse diversity rules enforce 50/50 hiring practices so they fill up everywhere. Imagine a rule at work where you MUST hire morons who have no interest in your product but think they can do it sooooooo much better? Recipe for disaster.
>this employee is bad at his job and costing us money
>i dont want to fire him confrontation makes me 🙁 lets just change his job title and keep him
>We can't afford to keep doing this
>daddy gov will fix it 🙂
>col-pas
?
>"if you build it they will come"
wrong timeline bucko
>everyone pretending some overweight, jazz lounge singer doing some crappy jingle about adventure is some wonderful event
teeth of a demon
kek was that a girl in a wheelchair in the bar
>kek was that a girl in a wheelchair in the bar
It's called a "Space Chariot" and the hotel offers them for all fat people who don't want to stand up longer than 3 minutes.
It could have been a cool concept, if it was ran from beginning to end by a full-bore original trilogy Star Wars AUTIST. Instead it was just random haphazard shit to cram D*sney sequels down your throat. Before the sellout to Disney, if I had kids, I would've paid, say, $500 a room a night if this was done RIGHT. it wasn't...
I still love that imperial video they uploaded where those two girls basically order troops to capture chewbacca
that smile is demonic.
The veil is lifting. Shits about to get wild soon homie.
What is that emotion she's trying to convey here. It looks like terror to me but I want to be sure.
>This is what happens when you hire Instagram wine aunts that don't give a shit about the source material.
why does this keep happening, star wars, ghostbusters, witcher, rings of power, cowboy beebop, the list goes on and on
The woke c**ts got into HR and other middle management positions and rotted all the corps from the inside.
The world would be fixed within one year if women had no rights. (Jews are also women, spiritually)
This has always been a /misc/ board. Kvetch.
Oh bless your heart, you think you're people.
That's a scary looking man.
Lmao I never saw this trailer before. Absolute cring from start to end.
>that nose
huh
Oh hey, it's that teenage alien from Solar Opposites
>Instagram wine aunt
Damn, lol. Good description.
>shuttering
JUST SAY CLOSING YOU PRETENTIOUS FRICK
you better shutter your mouther
>CLOSING
businesses close every night, shuttering is more indefinite
>250 million
But the Apocalyptic Rooster said they were losing 4 billion in the costs sunk into the hotel.
It was a concentration camp for Star Wars fans. A commendable idea, but it needed to include their execution and mass burial. In the end, Disney just didn't have the balls.
>It was a concentration camp for Star Wars fans.
lol this is a great description
Oh it no joke has this prison feel. Comments on youtube agree fully.
%3D%3D
>"I expected a pilot not a ventilation gate."
LOL
Forget the travel/accomadations. How can anyone be immersed into it when you have 40 year old fat people in COVID masks drinking Starbucks while filming everything with a cell phone?
I'd love to watch a documentary about this blunder.
>while filming everything with a cell phone?
this, larp space is dead
for some reason, I think guests weren't allowed to cosplay. of course, once locked in the hotel, you can purchase a $250 authentic jedi robe. it's a blast to LARP as a Jedi joining the First Order.
Adult park guests aren't allowed to dress up as characters for safety reasons. They don't want some predator dressing up as Mickey Mouse then abducting a kid who believes him when he says he'll take him to Toon Town. Kids can dress up.
>tweedledum to headquarters, we have an incident at toon town
>tfw forcibly redpilled while wagecucking at the happiest place on Earth
>wagecucking at the happiest place on Earth
god that would be a kino docudrama series
i hear there are tunnels under the park
frickin nibblers
>Adult park guests aren't allowed to dress up as characters for safety reasons.
What? I see grown women dressed as princesses there on social media all the time.
what about predatory children
Me on the right
None of those people look like they want to be there. They are acting like they are riding the bus to work.
okay, the inside of the van actually is sold pretty well , its cool
You can tell star wars fans are real winners at life
Yes if they are paying 5 grand a pop to ride the bus
is 5,000 a lot of money to you?
it really only marginly more than you would pay for a long weekend long to dysney world at a normal hotel of theirs. if oyu figure sta wars included park tickets and the food
besides the dysney animal kingdom lodge is the real "like nothing else" hotel.
you have fricking graffiti outside your hotel window. and a world class sand beach swimming pool
do rich people think staying in a housing complex and swimming in a pool is high living? you can have actual fun for a fraction of that money
Galactic Cruiser was 5K for only a two night stay and did not include passes for the parks.
>you have fricking graffiti outside your hotel window
>is 5,000 a lot of money to you?
... YES. It is to most people. If you think that's tiny, you need to touch grass.
>you have fricking graffiti outside your hotel window
I don't get it. Do you mean graffiti as in commissioned artists painting on a wall? Because most people hate graffiti in 2023.
>is 5,000 a lot of money to you?
when you're promised so much for so little, but in the end you just burned 4000 for a cheap trip that could cost you just 1000, then yes, but hey, seems fun, and let's be honest, There are people who had a much worse time for much more money
They died because a boomer wanted to prove he could sell cheap tours to the Titanic. There were tried and tested better subs out there but he wanted one cheap as possible to make that an underpaid teenager could run.
Real rich people know how to get the best value for their money.
I remember that one theme park enthusiast who had an emotional cry say that if she had to pay for it, she'd rather go to Europe.
I am currently spending two weeks in Amsterdam in a three star hotel for half the price of two nights at the HR approved Star Wars adventure hotel.
>in Amsterdam
Poor guy.
It looks like a futuristic prison transport. No windows. Nothing. Totally claustrophobic.
I said the same thing here
Saw a YT video here early on with a SW influencer filming his entire trip. The fricking guy wore his COVID mask while he was fricking eating! Pulling it down for every bite. There wasn't anybody in 30 feet of him!
The best part is that his meal got cut short because his story group had to leave to see whatever. But holy hell, was he mad. Maybe not wear a mask while your prison food? Even the Mandalorians take their frickin masks off to eat!
me on the right
Somebody wake up Hicks.
>No-one cared who I was 'til I put on the mask.
>That music and the guy dancing at 3:35
everyone wearing stupid covid masks makes this video even more ridiculous.
such a brave choice
they even had a windowless unmarked the vehicle periodically delivering people.
It was originally going to be a Lamborghini bus because they ride very smoothly and would have made for the most seamless experience. They went with a box truck to save money and the way that thing rides is not convincing at all.
?t=104
If I see that fricking cat one more time…
Ngl, this is the best post on this board I've ever witnessed.
They're just going to demolish/renovate. No way Disney is dumb enough to waste an easy capitalization just so they can throw their toys and have a fit.
It looked boring as frick for rich mega cucks. You're just sleeping in a building that has dumb scripted events and little puzzles to play. You can't even solicit a Twi'lek for sex.
>You can't even solicit a Twi'lek for sex.
this is what they took from us
Say anything you want about George, but he knew that sex is still a core appeal. American Graffiti is all about Richard Dreyfuss wanting to find and frick the hot blonde in the Thunderbird. I'm sure deep in his heart, all he ever wanted to do was make an alien titty bar.
When George was still tangentially involved with the Sequels he saw that sexy Twilek sith and desperately wanted to involve her in some way in the new movies
>tfw still remember playing SWG pre-NGE as a horny 13 year old kid
>pay a twi'ilek "woman" credits to come back to my house outside Bestine for sex
>literally every person in Bestine follows us to my house
>as I'm jerking off through my pajamas /emote'ing at 2am, my dad opens my bedroom door with his eyes squinted, not knowing what he's seeing, and says "Dude, go to sleep already", then wanders off
I still don't know what he saw or didn't.
Dude, go to sleep already
;^)
He didn't need to see, he knew.
For me, it was Anchorhead
All they had to do was make pic related. It would've been a money printing machine for Disney.
That's the most weird thing about this failure, all they had to do was make a star wars park like their other parks, and they fricked that up
This.
>Have normal hotel that looks like Star Wars ship/buildings
>Have bar that looks like mos vespa
>Have mini-park that had rides with star wars skins
How do you frick this up?
Remember that this shit was all Iger's idea. Before the Lucasfilm buyout it was basically supposed to have shit like Tatooine and Hoth and other shit people would want, then Iger personally cancelled all of it after the buyout so it could be sequel trilogy shit. All of it is Iger and the gay homosexual coward jumped ship when it was obvious it and the post-Endgame MCU would flop and covid would frick everything up so Chapek could take the blame.
Iger has no creative vision beyond buying shit and now that the MCU ride is over I hope people are realizing he was actually moronic the whole time and way worse than Eisner in the back half of his time.
Would have cost like $10bn, and would have absolutely been worth it. I mean frick they probably spent $10bn on Lucasfilm, producing and marketing the movies, the theme park addition, and on this stupid fricking hotel as it is.
You don't need Jakku if you have Tattooine. On a side not the Jakku at Disneyland was all set to be Tattoine until Kennedy convinced Iger to change it last minute which ended up costing more money in addition to giving people something they didn't want.
It makes no sense, no one gives a shit about the Sequel locations, but having a Tatooine with Mos Eisley and Jabba's palace would have convinced me to spend like a good consoomer.
Kennedy's reasoning to Iger was that the new generation of fans wouldn't care about Tattooine and would rather stuff from the movies they grew up watching, ignoring the fact that no one liked the shitty sequels and even the sequel movie they did like was just a rip off of the first Star Wars movie.
That's dumb.
I was way too young to see Song of the South in theaters but never miss a chance to visit Song of the South land at Epcot. Just because you're a younger generation doesn't mean you can't appreciate a classic.
Of course it is. The original films were released before I was born. Didn't stop me loving them as a kid, nor the countless other kids were still watching Star Wars 40 years after it was made.
my zoomer nephew loves the old movies and says nu-wars is mid
It's only stronger now that you can get the old films (edited or theatrical) in HD and cleaned up. They haven't really aged at all.
>They haven't really aged at all.
Good story telling is timeless.
I don't even blame Kennedy because if Iger was smart he would have b***h smacked her for coming up with a stupid idea. An idiot comes up with dumb ideas but an even bigger idiot actually agrees with them.
>Kennedy convinced Iger
Why do they keep listening to her? Haven't her recent, massive failures shown she has terrible judgement?
At the time Iger thought Force Awakens justified letting Kennedy do whatever
He probably started regretting it around Solo/Last Jedi
It's wild. In 77 you had people lining up to see Star Wars over and over, as much as they could. The film was in theaters for long over a fricking year. Yet you have Star Wars movies now either bombing or just barely breaking even, and gone within 6-8 weeks.
>Jakku at Disneyland was all set to be Tattoine until Kennedy convinced Iger to change it
source?
kennedy is such a classic bisniss egoist.
Walt Disney World Resort Vice President Dan wienererell
>Kathleen Kennedy, her point of view was, there are way more Disney Star Wars stories ahead of us than behind us. So we really should think about, do we want to build a Tatooine and build what all the 50-somethings remember Star Wars is? Or do we want to build something else which is going to appeal to all the upcoming generations who are going to know the new stories?
>“And that day, Tatooine was killed at the studios, and all those concepts were put on a shelf. And I’m sure they’re sitting in a vault, and I’m sure people are going to be shown someday — about what that land would have looked like and what the attractions were going to be.”
https://geektyrant.com/news/disneys-star-wars-galaxys-edge-attraction-was-originally-set-on-tatooine-but-kathleen-kennedy-changed-the-direction#:~:text=The%20attraction%20that%20fans%20are,Bob%20Iger%20changed%20it%20up.
That's dumb as frick, the OT is beloved beyond almost any other movies out there, and they are timeless. There's a reason the fandom exploded to where it is, and it's not because of the Sequels or Prequels. It's because you can always go back to first three and enjoy them despite their age. We're not talking about Star Trek TOS.
I genuinely don't understand how Iger keeps listening to Kennedy about anything. It's clear she not only doesn't get the brand she doesn't have any business sense.
blackmail on hollywoods biggest pedos
check her past work as set jizz dump
KK is the throat goat of Hollywood. She drains execs of their nut and brains in a single gulp.
Kennedy, her point of view was, there are way more Disney Star Wars stories ahead of us than behind us. So we really should think about, do we want to build a Tatooine and build what all the 50-somethings remember Star Wars is? Or do we want to build something else which is going to appeal to all the upcoming generations who are going to know the new stories?
lol delusional b***h. Kids do not give a SHIT about Star Wars. It was millennials and Gen-X who were seeing the Sequel trilogy. That was the best case scenario, but then the sequels burned them out and they moved on.
Basically. Growing up in the Prequel age was great despite the movies because the sheer amount of ancillary material: books, games, merch. Knight of the Old Republic is about as good as Star Wars has ever had it.
>lol delusional b***h. Kids do not give a SHIT about Star Wars. It was millennials and Gen-X who were seeing the Sequel trilogy. That was the best case scenario, but then the sequels burned them out and they moved on.
If the sequels had actually been good they could have captured the next generation of fans but they neglected to make them not shit.
Yeah and there's so much competiton for kids' attention. They're going to gravitate to the Marvel movies first if they had to choose.
They direction they've chosen to go with Star Wars boggles the mind. They supposedly purchased Star Wars, along with Marvel, to increase the offerings they had for boys. Yet Star Wars shit now seems to be made solely for girls or at least middle aged women.
they want to turn the boys into girls anon
they hate masculinity
Actually the "magic" of Star Wars, the spectacle, is entirely tied into Avatar now. Star Wars is another fricking film with thousands of CGI effects shots, there's nothing special at all. Whereas in 1977 the only thing comparable would have 2001, which isn't an action flick.
what if I told you the special effects are the least important part of OT star wars being good?
It's important for the time, audiences hadn't seen shit like that before outside of war movies with planes. Star Wars and ILM were synonymous with pushing the envelope in movie making.
>what if I told you the special effects are the least important part of OT star wars being good?
>the least important part
I would tell you were mistaken.
Didn't Lucas literally start a cutting edge SFX company because of Star Wars though?
He realized in the pre-internet days that there's a massive community of autistic people out there doing weird but good art and starved for cash. All he needed then was to use his flim skills and credit to convince the israelites to fund Star Wars which gave him the cash to make the studio.
Then CGI came along and fricked it all up.
They thought they could market their way into boys accepting the nuwars style which they did for several movies that idiots kept going to see, but diminishing returns there and total incompetence at disney+ and lucasfilm and unwillingness to change direction finally caught up with them.
>Kids do not give a SHIT about Star Wars.
This. Reminds me of that period in the 90s when Hollywood was remaking shit like Casper, Richie Rich, The Little Rascals, and all this silent generation era IPs and trying to get little kids to watch them.
casper is a classic though
Yeah there were a lot of odd choices, but those movies also did cost the 1995 equivalent of $300m. Casper and the Addams Family did well though.
casper was good i think
I liked it as a kid at least
that's the one where the dad drinks himself into committing suicide and casper doesn't get to use the going-into-not being dead machine right?
Casper is like Hocus Pocus or Addams Family, kind of good dumb fun, holds up okay, a good family movie.
>Casper, Richie Rich, The Little Rascals, and all this silent generation era IPs
hollywood has always had a hardon for itself y-50 years as the heads get into power at that age
I saw both Casper and Richie Rich in cinemas as a kid. I never have any interest in the Little Rascals as a kid or now.
Saw richie rich on vhs as a kid not knowing it was a remake and thought it was pretty cool.
she's like a supervillain
that blackmail she has on lucas and spielberg must really be something else
Kek.
>We want to have a mine cart ride with an animated short round, Kathleen
>No, you will get a slow moving train ride with an animatronic Fleabag. We need to think about the future fans
Good, I want Disney to burn.
eh, I can kinda see the reason for jakku as it's essentially just a giant roller coaster while the tattooine location has the actual shops and restaurants and shit
Hi KK!
I'm with the other anon, you don't need two fricking sand attractions. Consolidate it all into one (Tatooine) as best you can. And use the freed up space for another Star Wars location.
But what about our hero Holdo?
Or ball robot thing?
Or fond memories of Finn and Asian girl on casino planet?
This misses all these essential brand experiences that fans love.
I wish they would've done this instead of raping Studios by bulldozing half the park.
There would probably be many people upset Tower of Terror and Rock n Roller Coaster are gone, but this would more than make up for it. They probably have plans to change ToT into the shitty Guardians of the Galaxy version at Anaheim anyway, save the trouble and just tear down the whole thing.
Cant imagine anyone would care that Toy Story Mania or the Muppets are gone. Most kids today don't even know who the muppets are.
They probably don't have the money, but if they did this would btfo Epic Universe.
Naboo already exists IRL, it's called Lake Como.
Tatooine already exists IRL, it's called Iraq.
Y-you do know they filmed the Tatooine scenes in Tunisia, right?
I didn't actually but a quick image search will show you that Tunisia looks hospitable while Iraq looks just like Tatooine.
Out of curiosity, where exactly did you think they filmed the Tatooine stuff in Star Wars before learning this? You are a bizarre human being, anon.
I never even thought about it.
Hmm.
Holy frick. I'm tired of star wars shit but even my jaded ass would pay to go here. Disney are absolute morons to not build this.
a lot of cool shit never got built, like the 1:1 scale TOS USS Enterprise that was on the cusp of being built in Las Vegas in the 90s, it was bankrolled by the major casinos for a new development project.
I would have gone to Vegas just to see that thing. I really don't care for gambling but this would have been a lifelong dream come true.
yeah... but you see, little chuddy-cakes, roller coasters are expensive and Disney makes most of its profit from merchandise. So it's actually more cost effective to build a theme park that has zero attractions and just sell light sabers and green milk. The NPCs will suckle our Star Wars teet for a meet and greet with Vi Moradi, a character that isn't in any of the fricking movies.
They never get that all guests want to do is meet Darth Vader and Luke. Me? I'd be in line for Oola and Aayla, but that's besides the fact that you goddamn need Han and Leia, and the droids too. And Chewie. Now I'd be simping hard for the lekku b***hes, but you need Yoda and Lando, not fricking uhh.. Miguel Ohara.
My guess is that if Disney used Vader or Luke or Han they would have to pay George Lucas royalties or something. So I'm assuming that's why Disney flat out refused to use anything from the original trilogy in the park.
I doubt it, if they used OT characters they'd basically be saying that their own product that they poured billions of dollars into was inferior to the other guy's older product. That won't work with modern executives
Why spend a fortune on an IP you don't want to capitalize on?
If you think you can make a better space opera IP than Star Wars, then just fricking make it without buying Star Wars, bam, you've already saved 4 billion
Of course they are inferior. That's why you pay George Lucas billions of dollars. If you could make better characters you just would. What a weird mentality.
Wait.
What. They don't have anything from actual star wars in the...star wars park?
They have a Moss Eisley bar or Jabba Palace bar right?
Do Disney parks have any of their famous villains in costumes in the parks? Like Gaston, Ursula etc?
>Do Disney parks have any of their famous villains in costumes in the parks? Like Gaston, Ursula etc?
Yes and Gaston is still a chad
>That's harassment
He's either gay or under heavy scrutiny and can not risk getting fired or slapped with a lawsuit.
He launched a firework off his head and blew his brains into his stomach. Ain't nobody suing him now.
>“Apparently, he thought that was a great idea,” said Stephen McCausland, a spokesman for Maine’s Department of Public Safety. “His friends said they thought they had dissuaded him from doing it, and the next thing they knew, he ignited the fireworks and he was killed instantly.”
imagine public officials talking about your death publicly like this. imagine if he was a Black person who died doing something moronic and officials just laughed at him over it
its not the same person though. im curious how he actually died since "launching fireworks from his head" doesnt really mean anything to me.
ok after reading more into it apparently it was a fireworks mortar that malfunctioned and blew up instead of launching which then blew up his head. shooting a fireworks mortar from your head wouldnt do anything to it, it was the malfunction that killed him.
i feel like they are going out of their way to embarrass this dead guy who had his head exploded at 22
It's monumentally stupid to play with fireworks like this, and the act of waving it around on your head could easily cause the release to fail because it expects to be on the ground, not at a 10 degree angle.
yeah but its also monumentally stupid to not use your blinkers, not check both ways before accelerating at a green light, and driving drunk but according to my own experiences literally every single person on the planet does those things except for me
its "normie stupid" so normies shouldnt be ragging on him for it. these are the same people who travel in muslim/Black person counties alone as a women and then act like its some horrible disaster when they get raped and beheaded
I used to work in security, and one of the highlights of that job was when I got to kick a prostitute out of the club because she pinched my ass. He probably felt absolutely amazing kicking her out like that.
>gee i don't wanna get caught by the authorities
>better put on my bright orange emergency jacket
>better dye my hair a brighter color
>better wear the symbol of the enemy over my heart
>better have my weapons exposed on my hip
>better run right next to them
>better dye my hair a brighter color
even better, it's canonically it a wig in-universe
>PALPTATINE IS COMING TO JAKKU? TIME TO CLEAN OFF MY SNIPER BLASTER AND JEDI ROBE
>a themepark with the original series cordoned off
jesus if they could only do just this. I don't need the prequels or nuWars inserted into everything I love. Just recreate sets from the original series and I would pay to come down.
I really don’t think people care that much about Star Wars. It has a pretty shit aesthetic tbh. They had 3 decent movies over 35 years ago. No one cares anymore. The brand really isn’t that strong.
When you have a lot of garbage films that mock and detest the originals and their fanbases, this was going to be the result.
from the 70s to the 90s you couldn't go anywhere without seeing merch for it. it only weakened after the disney transfer. it is universally recognized and appreciated on this planet, regardless of what you've just posted. Disney managed to tarnish its brand
there was a magical period in the early 90s where Star Wars had slipped from popular culture. When Ralph Wiggum presented his diorama of Star Wars figures, 10-year old me didn't know what it was. The marketing would ramp up again for the special editions and then episode I but it was a beautiful time while it lasted.
>When Ralph Wiggum presented his diorama of Star Wars figures, 10-year old me didn't know what it was.
How was that possible, our national channels re-ran the original trilogy at least once a year, same as Indiana Jones films and many others. Game consoles also had Star Wars games on Super Nintendo, even Commodore 64.
Not him but it's true, even by the late 80s it had more or less exited the attention of the public. It wasn't until about '96 that it started to come back with the re-release of the OT in theaters and the rumors then confirmation the prequels were being made.
Yeah they weren't a big phenomenom but surely every kid still watched the films on television. Personally at the time I preferred Indiana Jones films over Star Wars. But both scratched the type of swashbuckling adventure itch that many modern movies fail to replicate.
>but surely every kid still watched the films on television.
If they were on, but that wasn't that often and consider the time period, there was no shortage of new kinos coming out. Indiana Jones was a much bigger phenomenon in the latter half of the 80s than SW was, and it got its own attraction at MGM Studios the same year Last Crusade came out
I'm pretty sure I knew about Indiana Jones during that early-90s dead zone for Star Wars. I kinda remember watching Raiders and 1) laughing at him shooting the sword guy and 2) our parents telling us to cover our eyes while the Nazis melted. Also, we did rent an NES Last Crusade game, while never encountering any of the Star Wars games that anon mentioned above.
it was always a nerd nitch thing, even in the 90s, you were sort of an outcast if had seen it more then 2 times.
then in the 2000s they pretended being nerdy was mainstream or something and usddenly girls are going to be into laser swords and darkside
you're full of it dude
I lined up at grumans chinese theater when the SP editions came out, lower your tone when talking to me. we were all losers outsdie of the mainstream social circles.
And you were such a loser that you didn't pay attention to the rest of the world and assumed Star Wars was also a niche thing
Maybe he was in the much older generations as well, kids loved star wars, I know I was one at the time. It was in the pantheon of things you drew in the margins of your assignments, and pretended to be at recess with your friends. Naturally the damned toys were everywhere, I had 9000 star wars micro machines, my friend had 9000 3.75 figures
What? I'm a 90s kid with an 85 birth and everyone my age loved Star Wars. Some social outcasts obviously did too and were probably more obsessed with it but absolutely was not a niche thing at all.
>Luke
>(white)
BOLD
if you gays knew anything about kids you would have just made a giant frick Frozen land. elsas ice castle, arendelle castle. rapunzels tower and island castle somewhere.
even that would be impossible because the diversity hires would force them to add all the shitskin princesses that no one likes but liberals pretend to for good boy points
You could have the bayou for Tiana. It wouldn't be visited much but it would have a lot of jazz and gumbo and probably be fun.
ariels land would have the best food
*shef kiss*
They just built a Frozen land in Hong Kong
>he doesn't know
>Frozen land in Hong Kong
best thing that could have happened really since they wont fill up the cast and crew with Black folk
That's what they're doing in Paris.
I have to wonder how Grievous as a M&G would work
>person wearing a suit that just insults everyone like Megatron at Universal
or
>just a puppet that doesn't talk controlled by two handlers working him through the cloak
>Theed Palace Throne Room & Wedding Venue
What happened to all the geniuses at Disney? It's seriously frightening how good they are at this shit when they want to be.
>half the space including the main path dedicated to prequels settings
>takodana???
>ahch-to??????
>a ride centered around the most boring planet in the sequel trilogy
nah
>All they had to do was make pic related.
instead they bulldozed splash mountain
RIP
HOW DO YOU DO?
MY SOUL IS DEAD
The problem is everyone would be on the left side of the park with the original trilogy stuff, and only a few fat soiboi nerds and tumblr whales would be on the other side. This would make it very obvious that people did not care for the Disney garbage series and that's no good for Disney.
Good point. Seen that image posted a million times. 1st time I actually looked at it.
This was my thought process:
>"I'd go there, I'd go there, not there, there and definitely not there."
Nu-wars will solely be black people and fat virgins.
That's a good point, I'd probably pass through every area once but generally stay in the OT areas. And Disney seems to have too much of a hard-on for the nuWars stuff to take advantage of how many people love the originals. I don't even really understand why they bought it when they refuse to use OT stuff.
>prequelshit
>2023
>Still hating on Prequels
You feeling okay, Gen X-er? I'd make fun of you for being butthurt, but since you're either pushing or past 50, that could be serious. You should get your prostate checked.
Damn, it looks great.
they forgot who they are
>1080i
does capita not work for anyone else anymore? I can't post from my other computer for a week now
>Create Space Casino Planet for one of the movies
>Use that aesthetic to theme and actual Casino, as well as areas themed to other memorable parts of the movie like Tatooine
>Have Space themed slots
>Space themed drinks and food
>Create new Space Card Games that have extreme odds in the house's favor, but who cares because STAR WARS
>Themed Strippers/Prostitutes
>Rake in all the money from the sad, scummy Star Wars nerds with lots of disposable income from their tech job.
It's that easy.
There's a burlesque that's Star Wars themed getting underground hype. Vegas Jabbas, walla
It had the makings of a good idea, just implemented extremely poorly. They could have prevented all of this by running some sort of focus groups or something.
>lower price point for the hotel booking
>activities for general public paying a cheaper fee, with hotel guests getting exclusive vip activities
>set it in sequel trilogy Star Wars, but bring back some og/prequel trilogy sets for nostalgiagays. You can even have retro night where everyone larps like it's the og trilogy and bring in park workers dressed up as Luke and Leia or whatever.
Pretty sure those three things would have been enough to make most people happy.
>250mil
No way that's all they lost
That's just on one theme park attraction and that $250 million figure would be after using every possible write off and tax avenue available.
Pretty nice how it's rounded off to a cool 250.
Here's some advice when it comes to Disney reporting profits/losses... you listen to liars, you're gonna get lied to.
Allow a pencil pushing coffee b***h with no creative talent and a chip on her shoulder to run a money making printing press into the ground with a CEO afraid to fire her because he'll get "MeToo'd"!!!FACT!!!
>price it for boomers
>pander to millennials who dont have the same amount of money as boomers
What a mistake, it's a whole demographic mismatch.
No they won't. But for tax purposes I'm sure they will.
I can save this shit with just two works. Twi'lek hookers.
Imagine being a Hollywood actress and getting mogged to death by community college students working a summer job.
>Imagine being a Hollywood actress and getting mogged to death [Los Angeles 6/10s]working a summer job.
>dress in drag
>keep the pedo 'stache
sometimes I wonder if this is just a social experiment and this guy is taking the piss. same with the big booba shop teacher
Brainwashing is like hypnosis, it only happens to those willing to entertain it.
ok hear me out
coruscant brothel themed park
lot's of colorful alienussy with top tier cosplay
you pay for the ticket and then for every hoe you decide to frick
no need for windows since in-universe they probably don't have them anyway
I’d pay good money to creampie a green twileks mouth
You can't creampie a mouth, virgin.
Ouch!
Can you cream pie a butthole tho?
You guys have to read this insane shit written by the prostitute who designed the Galactic Failcruiser. Read the whole article. Trust me.
https://insights.som.yale.edu/insights/how-balancing-creativity-and-rigor-helped-disney-build-star-wars-vacation-experience
"Balance is a big thing for me. I’m a right-brain and left-brain person. As much as I love drawing, theater, and the craziness of art, I’m also a strategic thinker and a problem solver. At Yale SOM, Negotiations was my favorite class, and I nerded out on Excel spreadsheet modeling."
So just another executive who thinks they are creative, but has a creativity of a rusty nail?
>5000 dollars to spend time in a neon light warehouse.
>Rooms were of same quality as 3 star super-cheap "quick hotel" chains.
>Theming is generic sci-fi instead of Star Wars.
Make it 500 bucks instead, make the hotel themed around Tatooine instead and situate in Las Vegas or somewhere in Arizona so the desert brings free special effects to the theming. Star Wars VR rooms and fake "childrens bars" with actors in alien costumes for kids, jacuzzi, sunbathing and real bar for the parents.
10 times more successful for a fraction of the cost.
>they didn't do a seedy pazaak gambling den with real twi'lek hookers for you to bang
Thats what you expect for 5000 bucks. A hotel room with a bag of cocaine on the table and two prostitutes dressed as Twi'leks on the bed.
For 5000 dollarydoos I bet I could find hookers to do star wars cosplay.
But can you find a bag of cocaine that will last you 4 days for 5000 bucks?
I've never done cocaine before, so I have no idea. I have a feeling walking around asking where you can buy a big bag of cocaine is a good way to get robbed and/or your dog shot by the DEA.
Cinemaphile has cocaine?
GIVE IT TO ME RIGHT FRICKING NOW!!!!!
For me it would be Slave Leia chained to the bed on all fours
I'm glad this shit failed. Frick everyone involved. Frick Disney. The unfortunate thing is many of the worthless, talentless hacks that worked on this shit will go on to work on other shit, tainting it as well. There is nothing left in modern entertainment.
skip to the part about hiring stupid people
https://gaiusbaltar.substack.com/p/why-is-the-west-so-weak-and-russia
>and russia so strong
Nice article.
I'm glad so many others said the correct answer already
>Springtime for Iger and Kennedy
>Winter for all the old fans
The fundamental problem is that they made it for sequel shit, instead of the Star Wars content that people like. The most success Disney has had with the franchise is with content deliberately distancing itself from sequel shit. They need to understand that this portion of the timeline is effectively radioactive.