What the frick were they thinking going into The Perfect Storm?

What the frick were they thinking going into The Perfect Storm?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    they had to get it on man

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >man I sure do love killing innocent fish

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, usuually I'll just puch them so that they will remember me and let them go.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Man was given dominion over all animals by God. It's in the Bible, homosexual.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >ruthlessly murder entire schools of fish for no reason
        >god sends a perfect storm to smite you
        Guess who the fish got to eat that day lol.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          God doesn't act in favor of animals, you smug atheist homosexual. How about you get lost in the woods and feed the nature you simp for so much.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            God is an animal. She's a fish actually

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >If I was on that poll with my little fishes, it wouldn't have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of human blood in that boat and then me saying: OK, we're going to swim somewhere safely, don't worry.'

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >innocent

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn’t they get a super good catch (due to lack of competition) and were trying to bring it all in before it spoiled? Imagine dying for someone else’s profit.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love how they spoil the movie on the cover art

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bravery.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love how the film has no subtext. It is literally a movie about dudes on a boat going through le perfect storm.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >le subtext
      it's a true story, you dip. as for OP, the boat's equipment was fricked from the storm and they never received the warning to change course. IIRC ocean sensors in the area that day malfunctioned due to the size of the waves. those sensors only shit out when the waves are hundreds of feet

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        They changed the story significantly for the movie.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          i know, the waves were "only" about 60 feet high where they disappeared, i was mocking the man for demanding subtext while addressing OP's question about the movie

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember the scene right before this wave hits where a few rays of sunlight manage to pierce the clouds and Clooney are Wahlberg are bathed by the sun for a few seconds? Then Clooney says something like "it's not going to let us out". That's me, that's my life. They're just not going to let me succeed, no matter how hard I try.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      preach, brother grimm

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah in my case is more like a "she's not going to let me in" thing

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just become attractive bro

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think I'll eventually end up into the Perfect Thot at this point

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >other people have to let me succeed

      That is why you are a failure.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >An event that never before took place in recorded history
    Is this even remotely true?

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >boat can literally right itself so long as all the hatches are sealed in the event that it capsizes
    How in the frick do boats like that even sink then?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      it didn't manage to crest the wave on the poster and got absolutely spiked into the ocean by it

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't they just swim to the nearest island?

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine being marky mark at the end, just floating there in total blackness amongst moving canyon-sized waves. horrific fate

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >imagine being marky mark at the end, just floating there in total blackness amongst moving canyon-sized waves. horrific fate
      So just keep floating and swimming. I'd NEVER give up

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Until you're beaten to death by mountain sized waves.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    In situations like this swimming would probably be your safest option so long as you have a dry suit.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think being out in he sea like that would be equivalent to being out in a hurricane, you're going to get yeeted around so much and so fast you'll probably just come apart at some point. Like a Chinaman caught in a lathe.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the ending scene when they literally come back alive from the storm

    wtf??? it's so unrealistic

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is the movie any good?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No. Schmaltzy trash. Would be heavily memed on Cinemaphile if released today.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"If I was on that boat with my crew, it wouldn’t have went down like it did. There wouldn't have been a lot of water in that captain's cabin and then me saying, ‘Argh, OK, we’re going to moor up somewhere safely, don’t worry."

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's just water, what a bunch of pussies

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Perfect Storm?...... Well perfect means good, right?

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wolfgang petersen
    >lets get him to direct which is basically a remake of the storm portion of das boot

    clever. rip

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Time to ejaculate?

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