What the frick, why didn't you tell me Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone was kino?

What the frick, why didn't you tell me Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone was kino Cinemaphile?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lol did you watch this on foxtel last night too? I remember hating harry homosexual as a kid. But this was a trip down memory lane. The second one sucked though. Are the rest just as lame?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are running all the movies for christmas eve. I wonder why in the world would they drop the magical mystery setting for shitty grimdark blue filter trash.

      Also Hermione was so cute, she aged like shit.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      First two are good as children's films. The third one is the best, the only kino hp movie. The rest suck

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The first two are the only good ones.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The second one sucked though. Are the rest just as lame?
      The later ones get dragged down by the "young adult dystopia" trope, and some weird high school angst but if you don't think too hard about it it's fine.
      They all of that Victorian era england sort aesthetic to them which never gets old.
      There's some nazi imagery and shit but it was done at a time before the boy had cried wolf a thousand times so it's not quite as cringey.
      They all have their moments and a lot of those really warm feeling instances where classic fundamental morals are explored. The kind of thing literally every non sociopath can relate to (aka the stuff you never see anymore) so I would say they're worth a watch. Much better than the crap they shit out these days.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is a christian board, we don't like witchcraft apologies damaging our kids

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      But you will run interference for priests fricking kids tho

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Teachers rape 1000x more kids than priests.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >whataboutism

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            The point is you’re inconsistent by only caring about priests

            someone did the math and there are millions of teachers in the USA but there are only 32000 catholic priests. proportionally it was something like priests being 1.8x more likely to rape children

            Teachers proportionally molest more kids

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          But Priest teachers are even worse then

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          someone did the math and there are millions of teachers in the USA but there are only 32000 catholic priests. proportionally it was something like priests being 1.8x more likely to rape children

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          oh yeah, not only are catholic priests more likely to rape children but the catholic church has spent hundreds of millions trying to cover up pedophile priests. they'd literally just pay off a family then move the rapist priest to another parish so he could do it again.

          as it stands the US department of education is not using tax dollars to protect pedophiles like the catholic church was doing with tithes. check out:

          https://brucegerencser.net/category/black-collar-crime/

          above is an american evangelical pastor with 25+ years experience that tracks pedos in churches

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cap

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hows the two day special operation going Ivan?

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >a Russian would be defending the Catholic church
              you're a nutter m8, no offense

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    People who cannot separate a piece of fiction from the notoreity of its online fanbase are literal NPCs. In Harry Potter's case it is the female millennial fanbase because of which most Cinemaphile tards already have the preconceived notion that the films are impossible to enjoy or something.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    emma was so cute

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Re watching these HP movies, Watson was just eye candy, the acting is awful.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Radcliff is also a pretty shit actor. everything he does is just so wooden, even as an adult with decades of acting experience

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The first two are comfykino
    3 and 4 are still whimsical
    Shit goes downhill at the 5th movie

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh look it's Emma Wallson haha

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I did. Chamber of Secrets is also great.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    the director managed to make the first one very cheerful and homely. after that the films start to take themselves too seriously

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh shit it’s Christmas
    time for another Harry Potter marathon

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else like The half Blood Prince?

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