>Story answer: Because he can, and he's Superman, nobody can stop him.
Why is it that superbros will defend pedophilia with "might makes right" rhetoric.
Some of these are realistic, though. A 15-year-old lusting after 20-something superhero like Peter is perfectly normal. I mean, I'm a hs teacher, I'm in shape and not bald, and I've had girls hit on me.
>Pedophiles are almost certainly "born that way". Again, we go to evolutionary conditioning. Seek the youngest, strongest, most healthy, for breeding purposes. A sure (or as sure as it gets) way to guarantee the survival of your genes. Pedophilia also brings along a big heaping helping of learned responses, however. In a society like ours, where "normal" sex is considered by many to be filthy and disgusting, "abnormal" sex is of course even moreso. "Abnormal" in this case meaning anything—even simple physical attraction—that is not "age-appropriate", heterosexual, and strictly for procreation. Preferably missionary position. Thus, any confused individual who finds himself attracted to young girls is likely to find himself attracted to increasingly younger girls, as part of his pattern of self-loathing. So much emotional torment—in victims and victimizers—would surely be set aside if our society was sexually liberated enough to even be able to say "Sure, it's okay to be attracted to eleven year olds."
Byrnes right over here. A Chad like Superman would want to impregnate the most fertile girls.
You think Vandal Savage ever fricks any of his descendants?
I mean he's an immoral butthole to begin with, so he probably wouldn't even need to justify it with a "well at this point she's only 1/16th my dna so it should be fine"
Story answer: Because he can, and he's Superman, nobody can stop him.
Real world answer: This is John Byrne again, isn't it?
It is indeed.
It's always John Byrne.
>Story answer: Because he can, and he's Superman, nobody can stop him.
Why is it that superbros will defend pedophilia with "might makes right" rhetoric.
I don't know man but if a guy saves the entire planet, (even only once), and they wanted to frick a willing preteen... I mean I guess he's earned it.
>Supergays being pedophile apologists.
This is why Supergays deserve zero respect.
Defend? Right? What gave you that idea?
What are you gonna do to stop him? He's the Superman!
The precision of thus sword
Make out? Superman did more than that. He does have super speed.
do you think there's an age of consent for kissing or something?
and even if there were, that it wouldn't be like, 12
And just like that, this thread is now in a watchlist.
What the duck is up with that neck in the first panel? No stretchy character I can remember wears a cape.
Lex Luthor will beat him by making out with a thirteen year old, take that superman!
Why not, he's done worse.
Did he use tongue? That's the real question.
>Why
It said it right there: it doesn't matter what he does, there's no point calling the cops on superman.
Pedophile shit. Comics are a bunch of political fanfiction by morons.
Man, it always makes me feel bad how the writers always make Lana into a cuck. Why can't they have her break up with Clark for once?
Why would she break up with the greatest man she’ll ever know?
It's okay, she's really a 900 year old dragon in human preteen form.
Reminder: Bendis will never have good hair.
Happy Hanukkah you fat bald homosexual
>Why is Superman making out with a 14 year old?
Because it's a John Byrne comic.
What issues did this cavity search of Lois take place for Byrnes superman? Anyone know?
Also the Brynes spider woman mattie Franklin lusitng after peter. Read the rest.
Cassie would have jumped Etrigan’s bone if he wasn’t already fricking her mom.
Isn't it DC's fault for allowing all that to get to print? Why the hell did they let that through?
Some of these are realistic, though. A 15-year-old lusting after 20-something superhero like Peter is perfectly normal. I mean, I'm a hs teacher, I'm in shape and not bald, and I've had girls hit on me.
>Some of these are realistic, though.
It's Byrne. We both know he didn't put it in there for "realism".
Comics are allowed to get away with deranged shit because it’s comics.
Because of what she says in the first panel
>Because of what she says
Nonce cope
Hes an alien gigaChad
It is always Byrne or Claremont the comic book sickfricks who deranged shills loves it
You see, a pimp's love is different from that of a square.
Superman's ideal wife would be a black e-girl, but he can't do it cause humanity says it's wrong.
He needs a e-girl harem so he can have lots of half babies.
Reminder that this is the same series where Bruce Wayne married Superman's great-granddaughter who’s also his adopted granddaughter
It’s like……daughter swap, but it’s descendant swap.
Great comics Porn.
Im not a feetgay buuuut
Also the edge of her heel should be a darker shade.
>Pedophiles are almost certainly "born that way". Again, we go to evolutionary conditioning. Seek the youngest, strongest, most healthy, for breeding purposes. A sure (or as sure as it gets) way to guarantee the survival of your genes. Pedophilia also brings along a big heaping helping of learned responses, however. In a society like ours, where "normal" sex is considered by many to be filthy and disgusting, "abnormal" sex is of course even moreso. "Abnormal" in this case meaning anything—even simple physical attraction—that is not "age-appropriate", heterosexual, and strictly for procreation. Preferably missionary position. Thus, any confused individual who finds himself attracted to young girls is likely to find himself attracted to increasingly younger girls, as part of his pattern of self-loathing. So much emotional torment—in victims and victimizers—would surely be set aside if our society was sexually liberated enough to even be able to say "Sure, it's okay to be attracted to eleven year olds."
Byrnes right over here. A Chad like Superman would want to impregnate the most fertile girls.
You think Vandal Savage ever fricks any of his descendants?
I mean he's an immoral butthole to begin with, so he probably wouldn't even need to justify it with a "well at this point she's only 1/16th my dna so it should be fine"
Why would he frick his food?