You realize the Pepsi they sell at Walmart is the same fricking Pepsi they sell everywhere else? Walmart is just economies of scale, hiring bottom of the bucket Black folk at shit wages and being as competitive as possible.
I do 99% of my shopping at Walmart.
No they don't.
Like Walmart's 'bakery bread' has more in common with industrial packing foam than proper bread.
And their produce is almost all the lowest quality possible, they're getting basically the cast-offs from the low tier organic farms.
Their produce sucks but anything that comes in a box it's obviously the same shit across brands and most of those are similar too. Are you too dumb to read an ingredients list or something?
Nta but he's being pretty clear. Unsustainable for the producer of the product, which forces them to lower the quality of the product
People who sell through Walmart are making money. They are making more money than if they sold somewhere else. They make less on every sale, but they sell in numbers that are astonishing, because Walmart has low prices and fricking everyone in America knows this. Some people just refuse to shop there, but most do not.
>You realize the People you see at Walmart aren't the same fricking People you see everywhere else? Walmart is the mecca of the poorgay, attracting lowest common denominator consoomers and being as depressing as possible.
If I want to go to Walmart I go to Target instead. It costs me more but I don't have to feel like I'm slumming
that's right.
what they do is strong-arm producers into selling to walmart at an unsustainably low price meaning the producer has to completely frick the quality of their product to make it cheaper so they don't lose money on ot.
producer doesn't play ball? walmart doesnt sell their shit and they go out of business.
Nta but he's being pretty clear. Unsustainable for the producer of the product, which forces them to lower the quality of the product
7 months ago
Anonymous
You can easily sell one product at one price point and another higher quality one at a higher price. But le walmart makes them blah blah blah- no they don't, b***h.
> What exactly is an unsustainably
Cutthroat margins threaten all companies who are now a single bad quarter from collapse and can’t make their product better because there’s no margin to work with. It’s a race to the bottom, it’s like Amazon, now the king of cheap chinese junk like Alibaba. And if it’s a real brand half the time it’s a fake or otherwise compromised fraud product. That’s what extreme competitiveness under single dominant markets like Walmart and Amazon does.
You’re a few years away from China level grotesqueries like filling out the baby food with asbestos as some neoliberal c**t stands on the sidelines trying to convince you these are great savings goy! It’s good for the market, it’s good for you! Now eat the slop!
I thought this guy was rich? Why is he resorting to shit like this lately? Seems he just enjoys the celebrity part of being a celebrity chef more than the chef part. Zero self respect
Greed is never satisfied.
Benefit of the doubt though, a lot of his money comes from stuff that doesn't generate recurring income. If he made poor financial decisions when he was riding high he may have to do pandering shit like this to pay bills.
>now cocaine >packet >on table >knife, sharp >cut >make a pile >like that >beautiful >see that color >rustic >now, card >line >tenner, roll tight >here's the good part >[sniffs in british] >frick me
>go to walmart >look for item >price is let's say 3.00 >go across the street to publix >same exact item is 6.50
consooming is bullshit and the economy is fake
some chains compete with price
some chains compete with prestige
white liberals feel better shopping at publix even if it is twice as much
conservatives might be moronic but they know how to read a price tag
Why did he get his editors to edit and spend weeks working on this video just to post his failure on youtube? Why didnt they just try again untill the cheesee melted?
This is actually very good for a microwave dinner. No corn syrup, minimal amount of seed oil. No dyes. The only thing that jumps out at me is the nitrites in the bacon, which is unhealthy but not at all unusual for bacon. Otherwise I see lots of vegetables, meat, and actual fricking butter and olive oil.
I don't mean to imply this is unusual, just simply unhealthy. It is nearly standard in the US; I have only ever found a single brand of bacon without nitrites. Not going to check my freezer rn for the brand name, but it comes in a cardboard box from costco.
It isn't bacon if it doesn't have nitrites.
Cured meat has to have nitrites in it. Either from curing salt, wood smoke, celery juice, or whatever.
If it is 'bacon' without any nitrites, it is just sliced pork belly.
if anyone's worked at amazon warehouses they do something like this for their "warm-up" before starting a shift. no idea why.
and if you try to sit out/not do it they'll send you home.
it's because they're lifting and moving around a lot, it's a warmup of the muscles to try to stop the wagies from getting injured at work and having to take time off
the middle managers have clearly become fitness fanatics seeing as how they're wearing clothes twice their size. they're just trying to encourage others to do the same.
The CEO went to Korea and saw the company loyalty dance and was like hell yeah that's a great thing to do but because its in burger land it's turned into a cringefest.
I think those SEA companies will tax you if your employees are fat. so they make them do calisthenics.
is it good for you though, sad that americans are so out of shape this mediocre horseshit is asking too much of them. god i hate my countrymen.
Because there's an entire fricking industry of charlatans pretending to have figured out the "secret" to motivating employees and they constantly recommend dumb shit like forcing your employees to dance every morning or replacing bonuses with casual Fridays or coupons for the commissary
I worked at walmart for a short time as a teenager. You haven't even seen the fricking weird stuff. It's an actual fricking cult. One morning I walked in and all the other employees and managers were lined up chanting "wal...mart" slowly, over and over. That was a long time ago, maybe they've moved on to other weird shit now lol
because the overpaid women at HR come up with this stuff as teamwork excercises and tell the managers to do them. the managers then send the videos of these happening to their area managers and get brownie points for doing them. i used to be a store manager for years in a supermarket, thats how the game is played, >head office overpaid morons tell you to do stuff >you do them then send media proof to your supervisor >get told well done >do this enough and kiss enough ass for a few years >hope for a promotion
i hate retail so much.
It starts off as shitposting, but once the AI thinks the shitposting is reality and how humanity lives, that's how they'll act. And when bots keep advancing, they'll be able to act out more complex shit. By the type skynet shit happens, it'll turn out that they genuinely thought they were doing good because of dumb memes telling them fricking up humans is fun.
Zero proof artificial sentience exists, it's glorified machine learning
It starts off as shitposting, but once the AI thinks the shitposting is reality and how humanity lives, that's how they'll act. And when bots keep advancing, they'll be able to act out more complex shit. By the type skynet shit happens, it'll turn out that they genuinely thought they were doing good because of dumb memes telling them fricking up humans is fun.
It’s a fricking freakshow in modern form, dude. It’s entertaining and wholesome in certain ways but there’s no doubt that these people are being exploited
7 months ago
Anonymous
meh, they are smarter than Black folk and they get their own shows
7 months ago
Anonymous
>Don't see how that's exploitative
You should audition for the show.
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Explain how downies can make money in a non-exploitative manner. Otherwise this sounds like the SJW bullshit that dinklage said about snow white being 'exploitative'. Leaving thousands of dwarves without a job, but hey i guess they're not being exploited so its better now
7 months ago
Anonymous
>we should monitize tards
Not arguing with that. >it isn't exploitative
moron.
7 months ago
Anonymous
The only way it is exploitative if the downies dont get the money. If the majority of the money goes to them and their upkeep in whatever home they live in, then it's not exploitative.
7 months ago
Anonymous
They're also self aware enough to know that they're kind of goofy. Whoever's managing the money is spending it on Kylie Minogue posters and toys for them to play with anyways
7 months ago
Anonymous
>montizing mental moronation isn't exploitative if it pays for their upkeep
Lol
7 months ago
Anonymous
Are they forced to do it? Does someone else keep the vast majority of the money they make of their work? If no, then no it is not exploitative, just because you think morons belong in behind lock and key in some 19th century asylum so they dont give you the ick. Doesn't mean them leaning in on their handicap and making some big bucks for themselves is exploitative, the only people being exploited are the morons throwing money at them.
Also reddit is that way--->
7 months ago
Anonymous
>Are they forced to do it?
Technically they're children so yeah. >Does someone else keep the vast majority of the money they make of their work?
Obviously. You think morons manage their own finances?
Didn't read the rest because holy shit you're a moron.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>Technically they're children so yeah.
lol no. >Obviously. You think morons manage their own finances?
of course not, but here at least in the 1st world the person who manages their finances goes to fricking prison for embezzlement if they don't use it for their clients benefit.
>Didn't read the rest because holy shit you're a moron.
Honestly I'm surprised you can read smoothbrain. Also reddit is that way ---->
7 months ago
Anonymous
>morons don't have the mental capacity of children
Lol >bad things never happen morons have a team of lawyers looking out for them
Lol
You really are moronic.
7 months ago
Anonymous
What the frick is your problem, man? You'd rather they just mooch off the state and live off welfare? They get a gig just cooking shit on youtube, it's not even like people are paying them below min wage to do dangerous or physically demanding labor.
7 months ago
Anonymous
That idiot said there isn't a trend of exploiting disability/mental moronation for $$. The other anon showed him a show about autists and I posted the one about downies. Both are exploitative and of you drink the extra sugary Kool-Aid involving the same old contrived "over coming adversity" you're an idiot. The show pretends to sell you "they're really just like us" but watch a single episode of either and you'll realize that isn't that product. Idiot.
7 months ago
Anonymous
no point in arguing with someone who still hasn't realized by his definition, we're all exploiting ourselves one way or another
7 months ago
Anonymous
If there was a comedic show about dwarves struggling with dating, with goofy music playing for comedic effect while they do ordinary shit, then that'd be exploitative. If there is a dwarf role or a downie role in a movie then that's obviously very different
7 months ago
Anonymous
>Two friends having fun and making money with a YouTube cooking show >THEY'RE BEING EXPLOITED!
Shut up, homosexual.
whats the issue here? sure you can have regular old fritos but if you want a little something special you can do what GR shows here. it's simple comfort food. The Chef has high standards in his kitchens but on his videos he makes spectacular and simple, emphasizing simple, food for anyone.
7 months ago
Anonymous
This one is his worst, worse than the foot tall BURGAH. I totally lost the plot.
>SIMPLE >RUSTIC
7 months ago
Anonymous
Get Boiling Point era Gordon to show up and rip his head off. It's so embarrassing
7 months ago
Anonymous
You mean when he was committing health code violations?
7 months ago
Anonymous
Only donkeys care about such nonsense. We were wearing masks 3 years ago over a cough
7 months ago
Anonymous
>whats the issue here?
the inside of chip bags are highly toxic when heated, so eating that will instantly give you cancer
Ever heard of the expression "to put your sweat and blood into something"? Cooks take it literally, because cooks are horrible, drug addicted insane people.
My faith has been shaken ever so slightly but ultimately his eggs go down a treat with the in-laws and my friends so if he wants to increase his wealth I really don't mind.
Cooking for yourself is very rewarding and you save a lot of money. If you have the time I'd recommend every bored loser try feeding themselves for once. It only gets annoying when other people critique what you make at home
Cooking can be fun and help you eat healthier, but most people who are "into cooking" are totally homosexuals trying to give themselves a worldly air or act like "le bad boy chef".
For me, it's just making different variations of tacos because it's so incredibly easy and there's unlimited ways to make them. Best one I've tasted so far are tacos with an asian twist.
>Ground beef >1 onion >Teriyaki sauce
>2 grated carrots >1 chopped Bok Choy
>Sriracha mayo with juice from half a lime >Tortillas
Literally every single person on this earth is too good for frozen meals, they have just forgotten it. So many goddamn things we take for granted and normalize in our society are simply below the dignity of man. It’s a shite state of affairs.
Food should not be processed or contain preservatives in it. The only acceptable preservation techniques are fermentation, smoking, pickling, the natural methods. Freezing is fine too if you’re putting seafood or whole food items in the freezer to make them last longer. Never eat anything that’s come out of a box.
It's the cheapest possible slop mixed together at a factory with an added wienertail of chemicals to mimic taste and texture, then frozen down. It's fricking disgusting. You can cook dinners in less than 20 minutes that are both very good and healthy
> It's just cold food
You’re very wrong. You think in terms of freezing what you cook which is a nice layman’s fantasy.
Read this book for the full picture but basically in order to create this slop food they have to make compromises to make the food last long enough to reach you and your microwave. This makes the food taste like shit and have no texture so to compensate they slather it in salt sugar and fat to make it palatable again. They had to invent whole new food chemistry to make these reconstituted slops edible at all.
If they actually gave you the “food” before drowning it in the salt sugar and fat (and spices) you taste, you would throw up. It’s not edible without it. That should clue you in to how modified the product is.
The public gets bounced around between hating one ingredient or the other based on fake research paid for by the opposing lobby. “Fat makes you fat” was sold by the sugar lobby. “Sugar is bad” sold by the artificial sweetener people. Salt is bad sold by fat and sugar. Why? Because if you turn down one you need the others to make this shitty excrement edible. Again. The industry needs the preservatives and dousing of salt sugar and fat to hide the taste of stale half rotted ingredients.
Briefly covered is the fact that it’s the postwar idea of two working parents per household that drove this “convenience” food development. It’s not like people really wanted it, there was just no fricking time left to cook. And of course with salaries stabilized it’s not like we now make twice the purchasing power per household, on the contrary you NEED two people to make what a single person made before this change. That’s “progress”.
Imagine if someone on Kitchen Nightmares bought a bunch of Gordon Ramsey TM microwave dinners and nuked them for him and served them to him on his own show. What do you think the reaction would be?
this was my first thought when I saw this thread >You what? You serve frozen dinners? You're charging 18 pound for a frozen pie? My god, that's atrocious. Bloody hell... >Oh this is a good brand actually, why didn't you tell me you had a proper chilled cuisine brand? Proper scran, in.
A salad, some bread, and some nuts doesn’t take an hour. Most meals you eat shouldn’t be prepared dishes, but rather nutritionally balanced foods you eat separately, like you were a grazing hunter gatherer. Save the time intensive stuff for the weekend, or prepare things you can eat over multiple days like soups or chili.
>meat >vegetables
Where's the garbage? Or do I need to spend another 40 minutes hanging the beef out to dry and sprinkling chilli powder or whatever eccentric bullshit fad you gays have taken to so you can LARP as a South americsn peasant and feign sophistication?
>my goodness >look...at...THAT. >nice and melted >my ULTIMATE grilled cheese >now...onto ruining another small businesses life for episode 293 of kitchen nightmares >buy my stuff and watch my shows homosexuals
>All these morons who think they're smart for falling for the health food israelite
https://www.brucebradley.com/weight-loss/top-17-health-scams-big-food-uses-keep-buying/
Literal cookcel
Anyone can cook!
I've seen these and the packaging is so shitty I honestly thought it was some illegal knockoff product.
>some illegal knockoff product.
it do be looking like that though
I'm hope they taste good
>walmart
anon...
You realize the Pepsi they sell at Walmart is the same fricking Pepsi they sell everywhere else? Walmart is just economies of scale, hiring bottom of the bucket Black folk at shit wages and being as competitive as possible.
I do 99% of my shopping at Walmart.
holy damn you're like the food equivalent of plato's cave
Sure it’s fine if all you eat is goyslop. If you eat like an adult and need quality ingredients then it’s fricking terrible
You are moronic, they sell the same "organic" shit at walmart that they do everywhere else if you choose to pay for it.
No they don't.
Like Walmart's 'bakery bread' has more in common with industrial packing foam than proper bread.
And their produce is almost all the lowest quality possible, they're getting basically the cast-offs from the low tier organic farms.
Their produce sucks but anything that comes in a box it's obviously the same shit across brands and most of those are similar too. Are you too dumb to read an ingredients list or something?
People who sell through Walmart are making money. They are making more money than if they sold somewhere else. They make less on every sale, but they sell in numbers that are astonishing, because Walmart has low prices and fricking everyone in America knows this. Some people just refuse to shop there, but most do not.
>You realize the People you see at Walmart aren't the same fricking People you see everywhere else? Walmart is the mecca of the poorgay, attracting lowest common denominator consoomers and being as depressing as possible.
If I want to go to Walmart I go to Target instead. It costs me more but I don't have to feel like I'm slumming
>I pay more for the same shit so imaginary people don't judge me.
You sound like a woman.
>You realize the Pepsi they sell at Walmart is the same fricking Pepsi they sell everywhere else?
Don't you use corn syrup instead of real sugar (cane or beet) in that shit in America?
Yes, but they sell the corn syrup slop in every store and not just walmart
walmart doesn't make the food they sell
that's right.
what they do is strong-arm producers into selling to walmart at an unsustainably low price meaning the producer has to completely frick the quality of their product to make it cheaper so they don't lose money on ot.
producer doesn't play ball? walmart doesnt sell their shit and they go out of business.
What exactly is an unsustainably low price, if the product is being sold then what's the issue.
Nta but he's being pretty clear. Unsustainable for the producer of the product, which forces them to lower the quality of the product
You can easily sell one product at one price point and another higher quality one at a higher price. But le walmart makes them blah blah blah- no they don't, b***h.
https://www.fastcompany.com/47593/wal-mart-you-dont-know-2
> What exactly is an unsustainably
Cutthroat margins threaten all companies who are now a single bad quarter from collapse and can’t make their product better because there’s no margin to work with. It’s a race to the bottom, it’s like Amazon, now the king of cheap chinese junk like Alibaba. And if it’s a real brand half the time it’s a fake or otherwise compromised fraud product. That’s what extreme competitiveness under single dominant markets like Walmart and Amazon does.
You’re a few years away from China level grotesqueries like filling out the baby food with asbestos as some neoliberal c**t stands on the sidelines trying to convince you these are great savings goy! It’s good for the market, it’s good for you! Now eat the slop!
walmart is racist
Wtf I love walmart now
https://www.instagram.com/p/Cx8mwVbJLJS/
Wallmart just buys and resells food, anon, thdy don't produce it.
>i hope they taste good
...anon, you've seen the previous 50,000 Gordon threads on his "cooking", right?
Abandon all hope.
He was never a good cook, he was a chef.
I never thought it possible I could think less of Gordy. He proved us all wrong.
I fricking miss CHAZ/CHOP.
Those were some good times.
An actual insurrection (literally speaking here), and everyone got off scott free. Not even a slap on the wrist for the murders.
Long live the CHAZ herb garden
>TAKE ONE BAG OF SPRITE
I had one the other week and it tasted like shit
>I'm hope they taste good
Gotta wait until the first of the month to mobility scoot down to Wally World to pick one up?
it's not your fault /tv is full of 3rd worlders and didn't catch that
maaaaaah the french
Wtf ... what a sell out b***h. Does he owe the mob money or something?
Work alcoholics never quit. Getting wealthly is always wasted on the people who get it.
Adrenochrome aint cheap if you aint a politician
okay let's try the pot pie
I thought this guy was rich? Why is he resorting to shit like this lately? Seems he just enjoys the celebrity part of being a celebrity chef more than the chef part. Zero self respect
Greed is never satisfied.
Benefit of the doubt though, a lot of his money comes from stuff that doesn't generate recurring income. If he made poor financial decisions when he was riding high he may have to do pandering shit like this to pay bills.
Cocaine addiction. You think he filmed that documentary just because? It was an excuse for him to score fresh cocaine straight from the source.
>now cocaine
>packet
>on table
>knife, sharp
>cut
>make a pile
>like that
>beautiful
>see that color
>rustic
>now, card
>line
>tenner, roll tight
>here's the good part
>[sniffs in british]
>frick me
bros i need a gordon ramsay gf....
ew
why did he do this again?
Because he's british
Yeah but at least his foreskin is still in tact.
For the sexual thrill
And because he's british.
8/10 in bongland
He’s a c**t, you’re a homosexual.
>go to walmart
>look for item
>price is let's say 3.00
>go across the street to publix
>same exact item is 6.50
consooming is bullshit and the economy is fake
some chains compete with price
some chains compete with prestige
white liberals feel better shopping at publix even if it is twice as much
conservatives might be moronic but they know how to read a price tag
Gotta go for the sales at Publix
Think he'll have a grilled cheese bros....
why is the cheese frozen
It's traditional in British to keep your cheese frozen on a grilled cheese.
Is he an actual fricking moron? The fricking cheese isn't even warm. What a loser lol
Traditional British cuisine
HA! Finally good use for moron-E.
Why did he get his editors to edit and spend weeks working on this video just to post his failure on youtube? Why didnt they just try again untill the cheesee melted?
Probably. They already have this shit at Wal-mart. 4 dollars for a 2-pack. It's almost as lazy as the cereal cups.
>when you used to be Gusteau, but now you're Skinner
>no sosij
>no burgah
>no good fackin food
>eating frozen goyslop
I'm glad I have some self respect
Dios mío, el inductor de paro cardíaco, la abominación de los anglo...
Do you only eat light salads?
That is a pretty standard mix.
If anything it is way healthier and uses less mystery filler than most TV dinners.
>reduced iron
sorry, I only consume regular iron
That's not really what reducing means in this context.
This is actually very good for a microwave dinner. No corn syrup, minimal amount of seed oil. No dyes. The only thing that jumps out at me is the nitrites in the bacon, which is unhealthy but not at all unusual for bacon. Otherwise I see lots of vegetables, meat, and actual fricking butter and olive oil.
>nitrites in the bacon
99% of bacon has nitrites.
I don't mean to imply this is unusual, just simply unhealthy. It is nearly standard in the US; I have only ever found a single brand of bacon without nitrites. Not going to check my freezer rn for the brand name, but it comes in a cardboard box from costco.
It isn't bacon if it doesn't have nitrites.
Cured meat has to have nitrites in it. Either from curing salt, wood smoke, celery juice, or whatever.
If it is 'bacon' without any nitrites, it is just sliced pork belly.
You are wrong. Do not (you) me again.
Bacon only has to be cured. Nitrites make the process faster, but they aren't necessary
I thought he was a serious chef. Why is he selling frozen slop now?
How will he ever be taken seriously again?
only an evil person would use their high end chef name to sell poison to poor people.
>mutts really consider it safe for human consumption
>I'm glad I have some self respect
>you used a specific word i dont like, i win
you were always going to post that
the illusion of choice
Looks like most of those pertain to video games, you need to back to
he's literally me fr
It's missing "bot" and "filtered".
>if i use words both sides use i can make my image look correct!
Why does walmart make their employees do the wagie dance? Seems very demotivating
if anyone's worked at amazon warehouses they do something like this for their "warm-up" before starting a shift. no idea why.
and if you try to sit out/not do it they'll send you home.
it's because they're lifting and moving around a lot, it's a warmup of the muscles to try to stop the wagies from getting injured at work and having to take time off
normies love that shit.
they love doing the things other people around them are doing.
we stay litty
the middle managers have clearly become fitness fanatics seeing as how they're wearing clothes twice their size. they're just trying to encourage others to do the same.
There are hundreds of videos out there from different walmarts. Clearly it's corporate policy and not just two dipshit managers at one local walmart
i love jolly fat people dancing.
The employees at the ones around here are much uglier than that. Would date the nice lady in front.
>Would date the nice lady in front.
Bro, she looks like she's turning 50 next year
which means she has a plentiful stock of werther's originals in her cupboard at all times.
how do you have a problem with this?
The CEO went to Korea and saw the company loyalty dance and was like hell yeah that's a great thing to do but because its in burger land it's turned into a cringefest.
I think those SEA companies will tax you if your employees are fat. so they make them do calisthenics.
is it good for you though, sad that americans are so out of shape this mediocre horseshit is asking too much of them. god i hate my countrymen.
to give women something to do
Because there's an entire fricking industry of charlatans pretending to have figured out the "secret" to motivating employees and they constantly recommend dumb shit like forcing your employees to dance every morning or replacing bonuses with casual Fridays or coupons for the commissary
I worked at walmart for a short time as a teenager. You haven't even seen the fricking weird stuff. It's an actual fricking cult. One morning I walked in and all the other employees and managers were lined up chanting "wal...mart" slowly, over and over. That was a long time ago, maybe they've moved on to other weird shit now lol
I worked in the backroom for two years in college. Never did any corporate shit.
It’s enforced communal dehumanization so they won’t get any ideas. It helps some of those drones are downies who love that shit.
Walmart didn't have their employees do that until after they quit selling guns.
I hate working retail sometimes
because the overpaid women at HR come up with this stuff as teamwork excercises and tell the managers to do them. the managers then send the videos of these happening to their area managers and get brownie points for doing them. i used to be a store manager for years in a supermarket, thats how the game is played,
>head office overpaid morons tell you to do stuff
>you do them then send media proof to your supervisor
>get told well done
>do this enough and kiss enough ass for a few years
>hope for a promotion
i hate retail so much.
Don't they do this sort of shit in Japanese businesses as well?
Yes. Every business meeting starts off with all the participants doing the chicken dance
The microwaves won.
>wow is that frozen slop your cooking again b***h?!!!
>No dear, its Chef Ramsey.
>ooooHHHHhhh wow. You know? It actually tastes like a michelin star restaurant.
>I know, its Chef Ramsey.
AI is nothing close to what SkyNet is portrayed as, frick you Cameron
>AI is nothing close to what SkyNet is portrayed as, frick you Cameron
i trust James Cameron, sorry. He is always right.
Zero proof artificial sentience exists, it's glorified machine learning
>Zero proof artificial sentience exists, it's glorified machine learning
and when it gets good enough it wont matter.
Sentience is just linear interpolation on an N >>>> 1 scale.
That's fundamentally worse. True sentience has some room for regret and learning.
Not yet
he is 69 years old.
It starts off as shitposting, but once the AI thinks the shitposting is reality and how humanity lives, that's how they'll act. And when bots keep advancing, they'll be able to act out more complex shit. By the type skynet shit happens, it'll turn out that they genuinely thought they were doing good because of dumb memes telling them fricking up humans is fun.
Walmart (Formerly Wal-Mart)
why would I want the frozen slop meals of a fraud chef that couldn't make a grilled cheese sandwich?
For me it's GorDown Ramsey
comfy, would watch. They look so happy...
you can watch
>they cook better than most of Cinemaphile
>"drain the water please"
>*pours more*
LMAO this is gold
morons are pure.
it's like dogs turned into people.
dear god, someone gave them a knife!
I love Sean so much it's unreal
I love this new trend where it has become socially acceptable to exploit autists and downies for monetary gain. Love on the Spectrum is amazing
Don't see how that's exploitative compared to the typical content that's only popular cause of a hot girl. They deserve to make money
>Don't see how that's exploitative
You should audition for the show.
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It’s a fricking freakshow in modern form, dude. It’s entertaining and wholesome in certain ways but there’s no doubt that these people are being exploited
meh, they are smarter than Black folk and they get their own shows
Explain how downies can make money in a non-exploitative manner. Otherwise this sounds like the SJW bullshit that dinklage said about snow white being 'exploitative'. Leaving thousands of dwarves without a job, but hey i guess they're not being exploited so its better now
>we should monitize tards
Not arguing with that.
>it isn't exploitative
moron.
The only way it is exploitative if the downies dont get the money. If the majority of the money goes to them and their upkeep in whatever home they live in, then it's not exploitative.
They're also self aware enough to know that they're kind of goofy. Whoever's managing the money is spending it on Kylie Minogue posters and toys for them to play with anyways
>montizing mental moronation isn't exploitative if it pays for their upkeep
Lol
Are they forced to do it? Does someone else keep the vast majority of the money they make of their work? If no, then no it is not exploitative, just because you think morons belong in behind lock and key in some 19th century asylum so they dont give you the ick. Doesn't mean them leaning in on their handicap and making some big bucks for themselves is exploitative, the only people being exploited are the morons throwing money at them.
Also reddit is that way--->
>Are they forced to do it?
Technically they're children so yeah.
>Does someone else keep the vast majority of the money they make of their work?
Obviously. You think morons manage their own finances?
Didn't read the rest because holy shit you're a moron.
>Technically they're children so yeah.
lol no.
>Obviously. You think morons manage their own finances?
of course not, but here at least in the 1st world the person who manages their finances goes to fricking prison for embezzlement if they don't use it for their clients benefit.
>Didn't read the rest because holy shit you're a moron.
Honestly I'm surprised you can read smoothbrain. Also reddit is that way ---->
>morons don't have the mental capacity of children
Lol
>bad things never happen morons have a team of lawyers looking out for them
Lol
You really are moronic.
What the frick is your problem, man? You'd rather they just mooch off the state and live off welfare? They get a gig just cooking shit on youtube, it's not even like people are paying them below min wage to do dangerous or physically demanding labor.
That idiot said there isn't a trend of exploiting disability/mental moronation for $$. The other anon showed him a show about autists and I posted the one about downies. Both are exploitative and of you drink the extra sugary Kool-Aid involving the same old contrived "over coming adversity" you're an idiot. The show pretends to sell you "they're really just like us" but watch a single episode of either and you'll realize that isn't that product. Idiot.
no point in arguing with someone who still hasn't realized by his definition, we're all exploiting ourselves one way or another
If there was a comedic show about dwarves struggling with dating, with goofy music playing for comedic effect while they do ordinary shit, then that'd be exploitative. If there is a dwarf role or a downie role in a movie then that's obviously very different
>Two friends having fun and making money with a YouTube cooking show
>THEY'RE BEING EXPLOITED!
Shut up, homosexual.
>wholesome
why? because they're mentally moronic?
might be the thinnest person with downs i've ever seen
His accent mostly hids his tard tounge too.
Netflix should give the Victoria's Secret downie her own show.
Where's the outtake where one of them gets annoyed and snaps the cast-iron skillet in half with his bare hands?
THOY
BAY SIL
CHIKN
wtf i thought asians were supposed to be smart?
What an absolute CHAD
>fricked up a nonstick pan by using a metal utensil
>a downie is smarter than me
what a time to be alive
Dang what was the prompt I kinda love it
>not even sausaging can save it
Gordon doesn't entertain or teach through cooking anymore. He's become worse than Jamie Oliver. Sad.
>I'm hope
Embarrasing
He's a washed up, coked out hack. What do you expect?
lmao is this real? I'm finna bouta buy all of them
MPW won. And you dared criticize him for his Knorr sponsorship, well, he never stooped this low.
Apologize.
SORRY
I fear we may end up seeing an IRL Ratatouille situation eventually, if you smell what I'm cooking
MPW is a hack.
TK is the king.
Who?
goina be nabbin me some of them bird pies thats for sure
Why do every fricking chef posing always stand with their arms crossed
So many YouTubers absolutely mog Gordon right now. He's a fantastic restaurant chef but a moronic home cook.
He's worth over $100 million and he's still shilling this crap like he's on the verge of going broke. What a greedy pig
>YOU ARE SWEATING LIKE A FAT FRICKING PIG
>wipe face
>then use the same towel to wipe the board
Salt brings the meats juices out also you're not a chef and also his eggs were good
>PINCH OF SALT
Post the webm where he adds salt to a bag of Frito crumbs. Dumbest shit I've ever seen.
This one is his worst, worse than the foot tall BURGAH. I totally lost the plot.
Yup, just a pinch of salt on my fritos. Good stuff, good stuff.
whats the issue here? sure you can have regular old fritos but if you want a little something special you can do what GR shows here. it's simple comfort food. The Chef has high standards in his kitchens but on his videos he makes spectacular and simple, emphasizing simple, food for anyone.
>SIMPLE
>RUSTIC
Get Boiling Point era Gordon to show up and rip his head off. It's so embarrassing
You mean when he was committing health code violations?
Only donkeys care about such nonsense. We were wearing masks 3 years ago over a cough
>whats the issue here?
the inside of chip bags are highly toxic when heated, so eating that will instantly give you cancer
why the frick is this moron salting the cheese?
uhhh it will all mix together in the end, genius
Then why is he layering it instead of just tossing that shit in if he just intends to mix it in the end.
Melted cheese loses a lot of its sharpness.
Salting it helps counteract that.
Ever heard of the expression "to put your sweat and blood into something"? Cooks take it literally, because cooks are horrible, drug addicted insane people.
damn i missed that, thanks bro! see you in the youtube comment sections!
Gordon looks coked out of his mind
My faith has been shaken ever so slightly but ultimately his eggs go down a treat with the in-laws and my friends so if he wants to increase his wealth I really don't mind.
Is cooking a meme? It all seems to be some variation of chop up food/make it hot/arrange in appealing presentation.
Cooking for yourself is very rewarding and you save a lot of money. If you have the time I'd recommend every bored loser try feeding themselves for once. It only gets annoying when other people critique what you make at home
Cooking is not a meme. It’s pre-digestion. Like what spiders do when they vomit acid on their food first.
Spiders don't do that, flies do.
Spiders bite and inject, then suck their prey dry, like a juice box.
How old are you? Have you never tasted the difference between a bland meal and an excellent meal? What the frick, lmao
>wypipo don't spice dey food
Nobody cares Jamal. A meal is just a shit you haven't taken yet.
Cooking can be fun and help you eat healthier, but most people who are "into cooking" are totally homosexuals trying to give themselves a worldly air or act like "le bad boy chef".
I only cook sloppa because I'm the only person I feed.
>how much money will you give me to put my face on your garbage?
He likes money?
>WE MADE THE WORLD RECORD LARGEST BEEF WELLINGTON
TikTok era Gordon is the absolute worst
What's the issue here? This looks like something I might have cooked in my dads old restraunt before he killed himself.
>"Here's that Michelin starred eating experience I was telling you about."
imagine their face when they realise the chef was an indian while they shit out their intestines on the toilet later that night
the guy has like 4 daughters, he'll have to work until he dies on the job.
For me, it's just making different variations of tacos because it's so incredibly easy and there's unlimited ways to make them. Best one I've tasted so far are tacos with an asian twist.
>Ground beef
>1 onion
>Teriyaki sauce
>2 grated carrots
>1 chopped Bok Choy
>Sriracha mayo with juice from half a lime
>Tortillas
Perfection. Simple as
>frozen gourmet meals
>walmart
Jesus Christ...
Go back to Cinemaphile if you want to act like you're too good for frozen meals, homosexual.
Literally every single person on this earth is too good for frozen meals, they have just forgotten it. So many goddamn things we take for granted and normalize in our society are simply below the dignity of man. It’s a shite state of affairs.
It's just cold food, you sanctimonious gay. Cooking is the kind of thing we used to make women do because men had better uses for their time.
Food should not be processed or contain preservatives in it. The only acceptable preservation techniques are fermentation, smoking, pickling, the natural methods. Freezing is fine too if you’re putting seafood or whole food items in the freezer to make them last longer. Never eat anything that’s come out of a box.
It's the cheapest possible slop mixed together at a factory with an added wienertail of chemicals to mimic taste and texture, then frozen down. It's fricking disgusting. You can cook dinners in less than 20 minutes that are both very good and healthy
> It's just cold food
You’re very wrong. You think in terms of freezing what you cook which is a nice layman’s fantasy.
Read this book for the full picture but basically in order to create this slop food they have to make compromises to make the food last long enough to reach you and your microwave. This makes the food taste like shit and have no texture so to compensate they slather it in salt sugar and fat to make it palatable again. They had to invent whole new food chemistry to make these reconstituted slops edible at all.
If they actually gave you the “food” before drowning it in the salt sugar and fat (and spices) you taste, you would throw up. It’s not edible without it. That should clue you in to how modified the product is.
The public gets bounced around between hating one ingredient or the other based on fake research paid for by the opposing lobby. “Fat makes you fat” was sold by the sugar lobby. “Sugar is bad” sold by the artificial sweetener people. Salt is bad sold by fat and sugar. Why? Because if you turn down one you need the others to make this shitty excrement edible. Again. The industry needs the preservatives and dousing of salt sugar and fat to hide the taste of stale half rotted ingredients.
Briefly covered is the fact that it’s the postwar idea of two working parents per household that drove this “convenience” food development. It’s not like people really wanted it, there was just no fricking time left to cook. And of course with salaries stabilized it’s not like we now make twice the purchasing power per household, on the contrary you NEED two people to make what a single person made before this change. That’s “progress”.
>New York Times best seller
Literally bookslop.
Hello trailer person
Hello, "hustle and bbustle" homosexual. Get stabbed by any Black folk today?
The tagline should be IT'S FRICKING FROZEN
Imagine if someone on Kitchen Nightmares bought a bunch of Gordon Ramsey TM microwave dinners and nuked them for him and served them to him on his own show. What do you think the reaction would be?
this was my first thought when I saw this thread
>You what? You serve frozen dinners? You're charging 18 pound for a frozen pie? My god, that's atrocious. Bloody hell...
>Oh this is a good brand actually, why didn't you tell me you had a proper chilled cuisine brand? Proper scran, in.
>frozen food is...le bad
Okay c**ts. Enjoy spending an hour preparing and cleaning up for a meal you're going to eat in five minutes
A salad, some bread, and some nuts doesn’t take an hour. Most meals you eat shouldn’t be prepared dishes, but rather nutritionally balanced foods you eat separately, like you were a grazing hunter gatherer. Save the time intensive stuff for the weekend, or prepare things you can eat over multiple days like soups or chili.
>gourmet
>frozen microwave slop
Shameful.
At least your master sold out to soups and stock that require some actual fricking cooking.
Marco was doing stuff for a cheese brand more recently. Still more dignified. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sf92riNB_SM
the packaging itself looks so cheap and generic
Cooking is for gays, women and Italians. Just put some nuggies in the oven and chop some vegetables.
>boil meat and vegetables for every meal every day.
>just gave to run the pot under the sink when I'm done
Problem, co/ck/suckers?
you can eat as much garbage as you'd like and nobody cares. just dont serve it to other people
>meat
>vegetables
Where's the garbage? Or do I need to spend another 40 minutes hanging the beef out to dry and sprinkling chilli powder or whatever eccentric bullshit fad you gays have taken to so you can LARP as a South americsn peasant and feign sophistication?
>i eat shit. u mad?
No, not really
Again, where's the shit? It's meat and vegetables. Are you trying to get on the front page of Good Housekeeping or some shit?
I'm obviously talking about the taste. You keep eating whatever you like though
You taste it for what, a few seconds? Who gives a shit?
I don't know where the frick you people live. I've never felt unsafe in a Walmart and I live in a metro area that's half black.
How do you think Gordon would of handled this guy being a contestant on Hell's Kitchen?
Cooking is gay, and men who cook are spiritually women.
surely he has enough money to not stoop to this shit right
He's a Mason. You either do what they tell you or they ruin your life.
>my goodness
>look...at...THAT.
>nice and melted
>my ULTIMATE grilled cheese
>now...onto ruining another small businesses life for episode 293 of kitchen nightmares
>buy my stuff and watch my shows homosexuals
>All these morons who think they're smart for falling for the health food israelite
https://www.brucebradley.com/weight-loss/top-17-health-scams-big-food-uses-keep-buying/
Possibly the most moronic article I have ever read in my life. Nothing but strawmen, and even calls protein a fad
what a clown
cant wait to do the dance. wal mart and fast food are the only options i have as a worthless long time old NEET
Setting up a cash flow for his kids
Every b***h has a price, Gordon is a complete sell out
What a sellout
>for the final step of the ultimate grilled cheese sandwich, i rip out my fricking balls