What the hell

>The grim scene with Bambi’s mother is one of the most infamous scenes in Disney history, likely being a young viewer’s first introduction to the subject of death. Although the scene is pretty much well-known by anyone who knows the film’s name, Disney is cutting this central plot point out of the new adaptation to avoid causing unnecessary trauma to younger viewers.

Fricking why

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fake until source.

    Source either doesn't exist or is a bullshit clickbait site.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.newsweek.com/disney-modernized-bambi-remake-sparks-backlash-1830811
      https://www.forbes.com/sites/conormurray/2023/10/04/new-bambi-cause-conservatives-to-cry-woke-because-remake-may-go-easier-on-bambis-mom/?sh=5b9287595d59
      https://insidethemagic.net/2023/10/disney-erases-iconic-character-to-satisfy-censors-zg1/
      https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12577545/Former-Disney-screenwriter-Bambi-remake-calls-scene-famous-deers-mother-dies-scrapped-triggering-parents-children.html
      https://www.giantfreakinrobot.com/ent/disney-huge-change-bambi.html

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Okay, gang. What do you think is the most iconic scene of the Old Social Order in our corporate history?
    >*young moderately attractive woman raises hand*
    >Audrey, what is it?
    >The scene were Mufasa died?
    >No, you stupid b***h. Now go get my drycleaning.
    >No, it's the the one where Bambi's mother died
    >So, here's what we're going to do. You guys ready?
    >*distinctly unenthusiastic silence*
    >Let's remake Bambi, and eliminate his mother from the movie!
    >*distinctly unenthusiastic silence*
    >*collective mumbling* yeah, okay; whatever; you're the boss;
    >*fit young man with unearthly good looks raises hand*
    >What do you want, Thadd?
    >Isn't that, a central plot point, or some shit? I mean, is it even, like, Bambi at that point?
    >*tense fear-drenched silence*
    >Security, feed this motherfricker to Pluto.

    Disney in 2023, everyone.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can there really be different types of silences?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's one of the first things they teach you in philosphy class. Even nothing comes with context

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You should be a Rick & Morty writer.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Upon re-reading it, it does sort of have that vibe, doesn't it? I am not proud of this at all.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Children should learn about death at a young age from something innocuous like Bambi so they can cope when they experience actual loss.
    Would you rather a kid be sad the pretend deer died and learn about death that way or have their mom die and learn about it that way

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      my first experience with the death of a beloved character was when wesley snipes died in Demolition Man (1993) because i was a moron and thought he was dennis rodman and the bulls were really cool in the 90s. cried like a little b***h.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        What's your boggle sir?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          i don't understand this reference.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            You would if you'd seen Demolition Man.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Demolition Man

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        My first experience with death was seeing Alex Murphy get blown to bits in Robocop.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          kek, i remember robocop being vaguely intense too but i loved it. i had a few of the toys. i think the big mech thing spooked me most of all.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        headless horseman for me

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          shit I meant sleepy hollow

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You've lived long enough to foreseeably witness Disney go bankrupt or sell due to poor decisions and tripling down on them
    Feels odd to be honest.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Final cut of Bambi will just be the rabbit being silly and then it ends.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, there will be an anti gun message in there somewhere, cut scenes or not. I can feel it in my balls.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The fact that Disney doesn't employ a single drawgay is upsetting. They just use proprietary software to animate and it's fricking disgusting and lazy

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Every single animator in america now is a calarts graduate so having none is a good thing

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I grew up in Santa Clarita and have been on the Calarts campus many times and holy shit I've never experienced a more "toxic" environment than that school. It's just a bunch of rich cliquey people. They're genuinely abusive to each other.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    MUH TRAUMA!

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I watched Bambi after playing FF7, back then. I experienced Aerith's fate as a kid, so Bambi's mother's death was a fun moment in comparison

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I caught the Fox And The Hound on PBS as a kid and that was my first experience with complex things like that

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Disney could offer me an all expenses paid trip to the red carpet premier of Bambi- and I would decline their offer

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