What the hell was that?

What the hell was that?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    midslop

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    kino, did you get filtered?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Idk. It felt a little small to me. What else was that ending besides an anti-climax?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      McDonald’s arthouse version of 60s/70s thrillers made to be thrown down little piggies gullets like

      One of this year's best movies with a perfect balance of genre tropes, twists and observational wit

      who probably like a24 movies

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Filtered. If you're stuck in the 20 secs or so where the guy goes to a McDonald's booth then eats a sandwich you are quite simply in a state of midwit shallowness that isn't worth disputing any further

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >who probably like a24 movies
        what are good movies to you?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's just baiting

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >le he just like me autistic psychopath

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    One of this year's best movies with a perfect balance of genre tropes, twists and observational wit

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tropes such as..?
      Twists such as..?
      Observational with such a-
      OK there was a bit of that. I think a fair bit of what whatshisname says is wrong though. Wrong, and pompous. He also has quite a bit of luck on his side. Is he supposed to be an ass? He's kind of a shithead reddit atheist, like MOST of the time.

      But I'm asking sincerely on the first two points. Which tropes? And what were the twists? I didn't really find anything to be a "twist" except maybe tilda swinton's little deal.

      Just about had a fit when she told the NML joke.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >tropes
        Lonely contract killer
        Revenge
        >twists
        Fallible on multiple occasions where he had to adapt/improvise
        Spares the last victim for reasons which filtered some viewers but are perfectly sound as a longterm strategy
        Utterly unsentimental worldview, which apparently has riled some viewers expecting a type of good guy/antihero rationalization for his actions

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fair enough
          >Fallible on multiple occasions where he had to adapt/improvise
          I enjoyed this
          >Spares the last victim for reasons which filtered some viewers but are perfectly sound as a longterm strategy
          Perfectly sound, sure. Very cynical ending. Not a bad thing, but it almost felt unearned. It was so understated.
          >Utterly unsentimental worldview, which apparently has riled some viewers expecting a type of good guy/antihero rationalization for his actions
          Fine with all this. But it made his character less compelling. He barely anguished at all. Aside from getting his ass kicked, he had an unimaginably easy time. Are we supposed to believe he's so Uber competent? That everyone else was so utterly hapless?
          I guess that's kind of cool. Just felt lukewarm. No fricking passion hardly anywhere in the film. Typical for Fincher I guess, but..

          Just another handsome thing to quickly forget, unfortunately

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            *languished

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            The character was utterly blackpilled but not dejected. He did yoga etc because he had his sweetheart waiting for him insteadof being self-destructive, alcoholic or something such cliche.
            As for being competent, that was to he expected, but wasn't a super duper infallible type.
            The key tonthe movie--most movies really-- is to connect the dots as fas as characters' motives go instead of expecting exposition or trite ethics

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              *some such

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              His motives weren't the problem, they were fairly obvious
              The problem was his lack of struggle. He struggled physically with Florida man, sure.
              The only humanity I found in him was when speaking to Tilda, and the film was a bit on the nose about it. Maybe there was slight hesitation with the red head lady. And I suppose he did get distracted by the stripper.
              But truthfully, I didn't sense any pain within him. Nothing substantial. Just boredom. His most constant emotional state some sort of annoyed tedium
              That's fine but it made his character not easy to like. He's wienery, snide, classic detached gen x ethos whatever. His character never gets turned on its head. It left me craving something. I like Tilda digging into him for his failure. I feel like the film needed more of that. Other characters should have done that. I wanted to he his motivation be truly put to the test. Throughout the film he barely breaks a (proverbial) sweat.

              I do appreciate how the film avoided the self destructive trope though. I liked his professionalism.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >lack of struggle
                He tries to avoid physical confrontation bc he's a contract killer, not an ufc fighter.
                As for humanity, he eschews it as cheap, often misleading sentimentality.
                He doesn't emote bc that's the silent type, and when he does so it's minimal. During allowing his interactions he's judging ppl and considering alternatives.
                He never hesitated with either Tilda or the secretary: he merely gave the latter the benefit of an unexpected, sudden death that'd seem like an accident for insurance purposes as she asked.
                Being unemotional is often a great advantage. He silently repeats time and again the objective guidelines for his actions, the writer/director are not depicting him so as to become a cardboard anti-hero but a self-interested male with a protective side to the one who mattered to him

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I obviously meant lack of struggle emotionally.

                I'm not saying your reply is wrong at all. I am saying however his depiction makes the film less appealing.

                It'd be like making a film about an exceptionally successful serial killer - - it would ultimately be banal.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Funny you should mention that because as mentioned by

                The House That Jack Built: Fincher Edition
                loved it

                , it's notably similar to an existing movie with the premise you mentioned, which is even better

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't know anything about the film and I'm sure (in comptetent hands) the result could be compelling, but that wasn't my point.

                A movie about an unfeeling guy unemotionally carrying out tasks isn't all that interesting. Fincher is stylish enough that it's fun to look at. But I wasn't particularly moved. I for the most part didn't feel much tension. There were no gut punches, there was no elation, no fear. It was booooring.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh. You're one of those. Fine.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                second line of dialogue in the movie:
                >If you are unable to endure boredom, this work is not for you.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh so the movie is work then?
                Lol, not the clever own you thought it would be. Yeah I don't watch movies so I can feel the edgy tediousness of assassin work. How about the opening sequence shot in real time? Sound like fun to you?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh. You're one of those. Fine.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You get the movie that's made, not the one you expect. The fanservice/fast-food mindset is detrimental to fully experiencing a film

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon.... lol.
                You get the movie that's made and YOU get the opinion I form. What the frick is your problem.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                And he told you your opinion sucks, lol
                You sure aren't too bright, are you?
                Rules for thee, but not for me
                lmao, dipshit

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ok? You can disagree with me all you want, that's your prerogative. I'm not trying to convince you it's bad, just stating why I didn't love it. I didn't hate it either.
                Dont be so childish.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Ok? You can disagree with me all you want
                That's what we've been doing
                You sure don't seem to be taking it well, lmao

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                We?
                And I'm sorry, do I seem offended? No one here is arguing m8, we're having a discussion. Maybe you should sit at the kids table for this one.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Widdle baby's feewings hurt, awww

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                leftoid psycho

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >IT WASN'T MADE FOR YOU!!
                This moron surely cannot be serious

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                It definitely wasn't made for a fixed, sheepish midwit and narrow-minded audience which you seem to represent.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Can somebody explain what this poster means? I'm still baffled by his opinion. Are you not supposed to critique anything now?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's the Paris scene right after the shot when he flees

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                What

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                One important and fresh aspect of his performance is that it isn't stereotypical in any way: neither bumbling Inspector Clouseau nor flawless James Bond. Also the fact that for once it isn't an oh so tormented protagonist but a guy who does what he does and knows what he wants to do without hesitation.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I liked those aspects of the character. Still, something just felt missing.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dexter is a great TV show.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Are we supposed to believe he's so Uber competent?
            Whole plot of the movie hinges on him irreparably fricking up an assignment
            Then he lets his gf get nearly beat to death over that mistake
            He kills his old boss practically by accident
            Gets the shit kicked out of him cause he failed to get the drop on a guy then almost gets eaten by that guys pitbull cause he can't measure sleeping pills properly
            I loved the movie precisely because the guy was so bad at his job. Also made it easier to believe everybody else in his field would be just as bad as theirs, which they all were. It was a real boob parade

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              I mean yes you could say he was bad at his job for those two critical errors

              But then what. He's like James fricking bond? With a thousand aliases? Able to move freely completely undetected? Never once attracts the attention of authorities? Nothing? Nada? Zip?
              I'm no cop, no detective, so perhaps all of that really is plausible. But that to the detriment of the narrative, frankly.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >With a thousand aliases?
                Every one of his aliases was a dad from a sitcom LMFAO
                Any TSA official who wasn't a complete moron would've noticed something was wrong
                One of his alias was fricking Archie Bunker for chrissake lol

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                George Jefferson, Cunningham, yeh. Idk. My suspension of disbelief was being stretched.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >any TSA official who wasn't a complete moron would've noticed something was wrong
                you haven't been to an airport have you? tsa agents are mostly moronic Black folk who don't give a shit

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              It seemed to reflect a more realistic approach rather than surgically precise kills. He was competent but not above making mistakes and miscalculation here and there

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    A documentary about me

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    A pale immitation of a better movie that midwits here like to pretend is deep because this is about as deep as they can go. Fincher hasn't made anything worth watching since he became Netflix's gimp.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What’s the better movie? The one from 1989?

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone seen the Korean version ?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I prefer the Chinese version.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Goddamn, do I love that movie.
        Haven't seen it in years. Might do A Better Tomorrow 1+2, The Killer marathon.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I prefer the Polish version

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >poorly written nihilistic voiceover
    >in a Hackvid Hackner movie
    >again
    I wish these old people would just frick off. I don't care to ever again watch anything involving Fassbinder or Fincher. They're boring.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's always the MCU for you Timmy

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can my suck my wiener all night long.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Leave that to your boyfriend

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Odd poster

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Trash for women.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The House That Jack Built: Fincher Edition
    loved it

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    fincher tried to copy drive. fassbender is cooler than gossling but the music is gay. sorry but listening to the smiths is not badass.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >midwits thinking this is some high art intellectual film people can get filtered by
    its a shitty commercial genre movie and youre all easily impressed pajeets. get some taste or keep being cattle

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know.
    Looks like Le Samouraï.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's kind of a parody of it, a very dry one. Both are french

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's buzzword hours
    Oookay. Well, have fun gentlemen. Gonna watch Eraserhead now. Hopefully this thread is still up when I'm done. good luck everyone.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >widdle baby blah blah
    >seething wojak with nonchalant mask on.jpg

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. got spanked hard

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Movie of the year.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm back, gentlemen! Thanks for keeping the seat warm.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    it was bad on purpose, you didnt get it

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    mfw

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's pretty good. I never noticed that.

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mid
    >slop
    >filtered
    >kino
    >le
    and thats only three posts in
    i dont know why i bother coming to this place anymore

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The Knller
    What did Fincher mean by this?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      the "i" is supposed to look like a person that's been shot

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Times you acted like THE K_ller

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      His character is so dull. There's no way to even meme it.

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I expected this to be stylish but not very good and I was right

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    kino. I'm already itching to rewatch it. It's weirdly entertaining.

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What the hell was that?
    Kino. You wouldn't recognise it if you're stuck on a diet of capeshit/pseud trash

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kino.

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kek i'm rewatching right now actually, pure kino

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