Was it calling the new Halloween a masterpiece, or gushing over melancholia, or saying Vampires (1998) was good. Like what was their worst take?
What the worst take they've had? I wanna laugh.
Was it calling the new Halloween a masterpiece, or gushing over melancholia, or saying Vampires (1998) was good. Like what was their worst take?
For me I'd say it was gushing over Midnight Mass. It wasn't completely awful but swooning over it like that is just...
>Anyone who doesn't like ten-minute monologues of characters explaining the subtext of the show in the most direct and obvious way is an idiot.
>I am smart.
This, midnight mass was so mid lmao. I guess Im just to much of an intellectual to get it. All the shit talked about in the show was stuff I thought about and moved on from like 20 years ago.
Yeah so mid fr from no cap
Fpbp, anything that triggers their latent fedora atheism gets them swooning.
What was wrong with midnight mass? I thought it was a great vampire show.
The monologues and the "people are too stupid to call them vampires, even though a character has a poster of the movie underworld which is about vampires." basically a lame copy of salems lot
This, except Midnight Mass was completely awful.
It's about a group of white Catholics who think an obvious vampire is actually an angel and start worshiping it, who have to be saved by women, Muslims, and minorities.
>saved
did we watch the same fricking show? everyone died
>mike thinks Jurassic World is a good movie
>both mike and jay dropped out of film school
>neither of them have seen raging bull
>think 1980s sex comedies about ghost splooge are the pinnacle of c i n e m a
dont even get me started on rich's 2 parter video of him ranking John Carpenter movies.
I don't have high standards but Jurassic World made me lose brain cells. I watched it after the RLM review and it was so dreadful I stopped watching them.
I thought it was good
You think pixar slop is good, so your opinion is invalid.
Haven't watched one since dia de los muertos
Was good
This guy got it pretty good.
>Mike likes Jurassic World
>Jay likes The Flash/2023 Ninja Turtles
>Rich’s ranking of Halloween on the Carpenter list.
>Mike likes Thor 4
>Mike likes Jurassic World
LOLWUT? I bet it was in a hipster ironic way (or worse trying to pretend it was in Ironic way, but actuall liking it).
>Jay likes the flash
Was it because of the nostalgia bait?
>Rich’s ranking of Halloween
Didn't he make it #1, whats wrong with that?
>mike likes thor 4
again, probably in an ironic way
if i recall he said jurassic world was competent and exactly what he expected, and that it was alright. for some reason Cinemaphile retconned this into him saying it was a great film
The RLMDF is here
He said "I loved it."
I don't even care. I think JW was fine. The sequels were terrible.
But he didn't just say it was competent. He loved it.
Sometimes I forget that some people on Cinemaphile literally have aspergers autism and can't understand social cues in conversation or recognize sarcasm or irony in written or spoken language.
Mike loved it lol
Gonna cry?
You gonna cry b***h? How about shutting your dick sucking hole.
Gonna cry?
The Flash was not a bad movie, or at least not bad enough to turn hating it into a personality.
Jay is just media literate and didn't fall for the fake news.
These guys are contrarian homosexuals.
Flash is good
>t. Enjoys Raging Bull
Halloween is mid and I’m tired of pretending it’s not
Mike also recommended Independence Day 2
The Flash is one of the worst movies I've ever seen
if you genuinely think that you haven't actually watched many movies
I couldn't sit through Raging Bull. Godfather either. I starting to think I'm just subconsciously racist towards Italians.
It's just kind of lame once you get past the actual filmmaking aspect of it. The stories themselves are so fricking droll and don't actually say anything either. Also yeah, them fricking "people" ain't no good. But that goes without saying.
>>mike thinks Jurassic World is a good movie
Mike loves every movie with a hot redhead.
>think 1980s sex comedies about ghost splooge are the pinnacle of c i n e m a
This is a good opinion thoughbeit
this
but zoomers don't like sex, so it's understandable they dislike the opinion
of them have seen raging bull
I'm pretty sure all of them have massive gaps of movies they haven't seen from the 20th century.
jay didn't see any of the dollars trilogy until recently, too. he loved TGTBATU and said it was one of the best things he's ever seen.
>dont even get me started on rich's 2 parter video of him ranking John Carpenter movies.
Can I get a qrd of that? I skipped it because I haven't seen a ton of those movies myself and wanted to avoid spoilers.
Rich didn't validate his opinions so he's crying about it here
>can i get a qrd on a thing I havent watched because I havent watched another thing
no. frick off
1980s sex comedies about ghost splooge are the pinnacle of c i n e m a
based
RLM made popular star wars reviews and then once they had an audience they wasted our time with obscure shit. They don't even talk about all time great movies. It's garbage VHS videos that nobody ahs even heard of.
Mike, who is a big star trek fan, finds lower decks a return to form. That makes me laugh Everytime he calls himself a true fan, not just a fan
He seems to be a sucker for literally anything Star Trek related, no matter how bad. Yeah they made fun of Picard but every single time no matter the criticism they always have the subtext of "I still enjoyed it overall". What the frick is wrong with these fricking slobs?
>Yeah they made fun of Picard but every single time no matter the criticism they always have the subtext of "I still enjoyed it overall"
maybe for S3 and the pilot of S1/S2 but for almost all of Picard Mike was visibly traumatized and spends the whole video talking to Rich like he's in therapy
> a true fan, not just a fan
Desperately holding onto the axiom of racial equality.
Did he say it was a return to form? I only remember him saying that it feels like it was made by actual Star Trek fans. In fact, I remember him saying that it's like a really good fan project. It's got way too much swearing and shouting to be a return to form, but yeah, it's the only thing since fricking Enterprise that feels like it was made by people who don't actively hate the franchise and want its fans to go away.
mike is currently passed out after downing an entire bottle of J&B and pills
You can literally see his getting sicker video by video. Kind of hard to watch. The dude can’t keep beer away from himself.
Dune made me unsub
> calling the new Halloween a masterpiece
Oh no they didn’t
There have been so many.
>Force Awakens
>The Invisible Man
>Jurassic World
>Matrix 4
come to mind.
their take on indiana jones dial of destiny
Mike was always a moron who was too far up his own ass with his galf-backed theories from his only year at film school, but at least he was funny and didn't take himself too seriously.
All that changed with the TFA Plinkett. At first he was just going easy on the movie because he was backed into a corner because of all the stuff he said about the prequels and TFA being kind-of the opposite, but overtime it became clear he's just an inconsistent nostalgiagay.
>Aquaman needed a funny scene in a mall.
>Star Wars needs a gay interracial sex scene.
They convinced me to watch A Ghost Story after seeing their review. It's the worst fricking movie I've ever watched.
>imblying the scene where she eats the apple pie in one go isn't kino
The ghost is just a guy in a bedsheet. I don't care how long she ate that pie for.
>The ghost is just a guy in a bedsheet.
yeah so?
It was a chocolate cream pie. Please don't spread misinformation.
I watched it with my wife after seeing their review.
I loved it. She's a plebian and was filtered hard.
Also made her watch The Kid Detective and The Vast of Night after seeing their reviews, both of which we enjoyed
you sound like such a fat ugly slob.
They were right about pig
I'm not certain, but when she's eating the pie I could swear the ghost was jacking off
Honestly that is without a doubt their worst moment to me. Tasteless even for them.
filtered
>A Ghost Story
baby's first arthouse film, for pseudo intellectuals and wannabe snobs, wasn't surprised they liked it.
filtered
>Mac is shorter than Jay
how tiny is this fella?
It's force awakens and it's not close
The Dahmer review when they scolded white people for carring more about their own missing family members than they care about random black gay prostitutes
> Gives the director shit for exploiting Dahmer and the victims
> Plays a montage of missing white women with funny music as part of their "no one cares if you go missing unless you're a white woman" joke
Of course they'll just call themselves buttholes under 7 layers of irony, so you can't criticize them.
Are you anons just now realizing that they love schlock above all else?
when they said they liked matrix 4
Spending 22 hours shitting on the Star Wars Prequels only to come to the conclusion that JJ Abrams, hot off the heels of Star Trek 2009, should direct the next Star Wars trilogy.
Probably this. Loved the prequel reviews when I was in college, then watched some of the behind the scenes footage of the prequels and realized how much they took out of context to make George Lucas look like an idiot.
Jay went full moron on Blade Runner because of what Ridley Scott THINKS about the story, he also didn't want to acknowledge Tom Green's genius with Freddy got Fingered
They admitted to never have watched Raging Bull.
Here's the thing, I like watching RLM but I don't have to agree with their opinions. Especially since one guy is a TV show fan and the other is a horror movie fan. I'll leave the good opinions to myself.
Sometimes their opinions are awful. I also occasionally think about that time Rich was just drilling AIDSMoby about Firewatch and just telling him he's full of shit. I've always liked Rich just for that but now looking back on it Rich is the best one because he's just so not give a frick mode, like when he said without RLM he'd be a construction worker or forgotten suicide statistic.
>that time Rich was just drilling AIDSMoby about Firewatch and just telling him he's full of shit
Would you happen to have a link? I played Firewatch after hearing on Cinemaphile about how great it was, biggest and gayest waste of time I've ever experienced
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>those comments
I'm checking out their LetsPlay channel right now and right off the bat those thumbnails look fricking horrible. Makes me not want to click on any of those videos.
There is some great shit in there though like the time Rich confirmed the Latza Incident really did happen.
>the Latza Incident really did happen
The what?
Anons from Cinemaphile tricked a guy from Channel Awesome into thinking RLM was hiring someone new for their channel. He drove all the way to Milwaukee for an interview (there was no interview)
He wasn't from Channel Awesome.
He tried to get on CA but failed.
I would feel bad for the guy but if you were tricked into believing anyone would hire from fricking Cinemaphile of all places, you got nobody but yourself to blame.
maybe he just had fun going on a trip and made some friends along the way
Road trip.
Did we ever find out who it was from CA that did it? I hope it was Linkara
Funny. Anyone who's ever fallen for doing something from Cinemaphile like the bleach crystals, deleting sys32, putting magnets on your hard drive, trying microwave phone charging, the waterproofing iphone update, microwaving a grenade, putting a sharpie in your pooper or a shoe on your head deserve it
>putting a sharpie in your pooper
That's not a prank tho. Feelsgoodman
Wait people actually thought microwaving their phone would charge it? No fricking way
Nobody did it
>For the record, Latza now edits videos professionally for DreamWorks, Universal, and edited a movie with Jon Heder in it.
nice
I don't think there's anything necessarily wrong with Latza. He just seems like one of those dudes who was so utterly sheltered by his middle class parents that he was borderline nonfunctional in his early adulthood. He doesn't even seem to be stupid or low IQ, his early content was just the works of someone that is so naive and unexposed to reality he seemed like he was born yesterday. He and his family are probably very nice people but he is arguably the poster child for what over sheltering a child does to a man.
The funniest shit to me was when they played pokemon go, and they put their streaming equipment into a baby stroller for whatever reason. Then while they're pushing it around in a park, some woman in the background goes 'wait, that's not a baby'.
Wish they hadn't stopped the video game reviews, they're the only ones who've done it in that debate-like format
I don't play walking simulators, so Firewatch, Last of Us, that one witnt he zoomer lesbians, etc.
why is he "AIDS moby", is he a home of sexual?
He looks like thr once popular musician Moby, but with the medical condition AIDS, which is common amongst gay men, but he is straight.
Allegedly
Moby because he looks like Moby and AIDS because he’s a homosexual.
There's a point where Rich rips into Josh in a BotW episode, some Italian cannibal island movie shit. Josh is tediously going through the nonsensical plot in his "explanation" of the movie and Rich is interrupting and messing around with Mike and Josh gets mad Rich isn't taking it seriously. Rich tears into him for taking it too seriously and being boring, hilarious, I've loved Rich since then and there was change in how Josh acted in BotW since.
There's also some episode that ends with a freeze frame on everyone except Josh who's still talking about the movie
In their last HitB Jay mentions he's a Scorsese fan when mentioning KotFM despite not seeing arguably one of his best films.
When they called marriage story great.
their take on man of steel
He literally said you had to be mentally moronic to like the movie.
WHEN JAY SAID REY WAS CHARASMATIC AS HELL IN THE SEQUALS
>WHEN JAY SAID REY WAS CHARASMATIC AS HELL IN THE SEQUALS
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I don't know who these guys are but:
She is though
The new Halloween was kino though
You were filtered
Both were true.
Maybe not golden standard but sure
They were right.
They sound based to me.
Why does Mike make all the money? Is he the israelite of the group?
He's bigger and stronger, and thus avails himself to more resources. The weaker males of the group (Jay, Rich, AIDSMoby, the Canadian twink, Macauley Culkin) are unable to physically challenge him and are thus apportioned fewer resources
>AIDSMoby
Why does he make creepy art of himself?
That's not art, that's his deformed twin Jort.
when you grow up on a farm and all you got is yourself and your birthday gift camera, you work with what you got
>This is the Ol' Packard house. We don't go there
>second from the left
is that that toothless goblin kid from stranger things? god i can tell just from behind
yes, that is a literal promo pic from stranger things s1
and here i thought it was that second flop nu-ghostbusters movie
everything blurs together nowadays
>jurassic world dominion bts motion capture
Milwaukee Culkin*
It’s absolutely deserved. Mike has always carried RLM and they all know it.
imagine thinking those figures are actually real
>imagine thinking those figures are actually real
yeah, I fixed it for him
No idea if they are but they should be.
Pizza Roll royalties.
Crying about the moronic racism in nu-trek, which were the only funny moments (like 2-3 of them) in the entire shitshow.
When Jay was amazed by Good Bad and the Ugly because he thought it would be some John Wayne crap (which he hasn't watched either)
this, the fact they talk about movies without knowing anything about the genre that dominated the medium for 20 years is insane
Mike maybe but Jay is all about horror and weird shit, he wouldn't have given a flying frick about westerns and he gave the movie credit for everything it changed or made a trend in the industry, I don't see the problem honestly.
I lost all respect for Jay on that one. You've been a movie reviewer for over 10 fricking years and are supposedly a "film buff" and you haven't seen The Good, The Bad and The Ugly? Fricking ridiculous. Terrible review too.
I have watched bits and pieces of GBU on TV but Once Upon a Time in the West is better.
No it isn't you fricking moron watch the whole movie.
Uh yeh it is. GBU is literally babbys first Sergio Leone.
Kek. I love replies like this. Hahaha lol. OUTIW gets mogged by gbu btw.
.
You should watch it before saying something so stupid.
Picard season 3 being good. I watched a single episode, which according to them was the peak of nuTrek. It was fricking garbage.
RLM's worst takes
>The Force Awakens was good
>Cowboys vs Aliens was good
Mike's lowest moment was gushing over Force Awakens just because it "felt right" when his claim to (internet) fame was an autistic 70 minute dissection of Phantom Menace.
TFA fixed a lot of things the Plinkett review criticized.
Lots of practical effects with the lived-in classic Star Wars look, got the very basics of film making right, clear character motivations, no little kid, and a director that got off his chair once in a while.
TFA's biggest sin was having yet another Death Star, something the prequels for all its many many other faults didn't do.
This, and also being overly critical of Rogue One which, while still not very good, is easily the best star wars movie since the OT
>Rogue One..... ....is easily the best star wars movie...
You like it because darth vader turn on his red light saber and used the FORRCCEEEE! OHHHH MANN, OHHHH FRICKKK YEAHH!!
Nah they were absolutely spot on with that one. Rogue One is an excellent litmus taste for taste. If someone tells you they love it then you know they don’t really want good films but rather just want endless fan service masturbation.
Welcome to star wars, why you pressed play?
"Marvel is the golden standard of action movies"
>So Mike what did you think of TFA
>It was everything I ever wanted
>Jay calling Daisy CHARISMATIC AS HELL
And then they shit on RO for being nostalgia bait just like TFA.
It's over. For real this time.
>it's really in the video
what the frick is going on here?
Mike is always talking about ghosts, he knows they're real from editing. In the old country they called him gruba trupia twarz aka camera eyes
Even reddit is baffled by this. The magic is ruined.
When I was watching I didn't notice the hand is floating and thought it was mike kneeling behind the sofa and fricking around lol
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jay and tim and talking, tim is making a joke.
at the end of the clip you can see they both glance towards the door
they probably had someone come in that they didn't want on camera (friend, delivery guy, prostitute) and so it was edited out, using footage earlier of rich sitting there and listening
Yeah sure Mike. Just know we're on to you motherfricker. You will not get away with it this time.
why not just zoom in on tim and jay for that shot
it would stand out as awkward if that was the only shot that is zoomed in
they already do dumb awkward things like those reaction freezeframes, a zoom wouldn't have been as sus as a ghost hand
well obviously they didn't mean to have that in there
Why did Jay edit this so sloppily thoughbeit? He could have just cut a piece from the previous few seconds and paste it on to make the hand disappear since the camera is completely static.
they don't care anymore. They just need to pump out videos so they can collect easy patreonbuxx
>one very minor editing error in an hour long video
>OMG THEY'RE SO LAZY
These threads are always so desperate
>minor editing error
Then it should be easily corrected. But they didn't correct it hence they should be called out for being LAZY.
The only desperation here is (You) defending these homosexuals. Get a life.
Why was that person who was partially deleted crawling on the floor? Wtf is going on? The hand size indicates it's an adult and not a child who was crawling.
Are some of you really this moronic? Nobody was crawling on the floor. It's a split screen and that's Tim's hand from the lower layer.
Then what was on the right side of the screen that they're hiding?
I don't know. Honestly who the hell cares? Maybe Mike was doing something awkward.
>shit on Danzig for poor editing
>go as far as putting in a reedit of a scene from Danzig's movie
>phantom hand in their own video due to sloppy editing
What did RLM mean by this?
>JJ Abrams would make a good Star Wars director
This is number one. It becoming reality destroyed an entire franchise.
There's nothing wrong with TFA's direction THOUGH. Ridley's acting was apparently so wooden JJ made soft threats about recasting her. George would have been fine with wood.
>JJ made soft threats about recasting her
Any source for that? Maybe the second halfway based thing I've about israeliteisraelite Abraham (the other being when he laughed at Artie's Black person impression on Stern)
Mike saying that JJ Abrams should be directing Star Wars. Even JJ would've gave him a funny look after hearing something that fricking moronic.
He wasn't wrong. He never said JJ should write it too.
He can't say that after he said TFA was everything he wanted it to be. When it's the typical JJ movie that tries to keep moving so the audience doesn't question that nothing makes sense. His writing is all over TFA.
This thread is pretty amazing because it's revealing to me what life is like for people who have autism.
>Was it calling the new Halloween a masterpiece
They didn't do that.
>gushing over melancholia
They didn't do that.
>saying Vampires (1998) was good.
They didn't do that.
Are you genuinely moronic?
>I wanna laugh.
Look in a mirror
their The Force Awakens review
the prequel reviews
https://vocaroo.com/1a6D93nuxPWv
Any links to vids of that pornstar they talk about in the last video?
Psycho Goreman. I get they wanted to be nice to it since the people who made it were clearly fans and gave Rich a cameo but that was one of the worst most reddit things I've ever seen in my entire life.
>Psycho Goreman
Looks bad man
There's multiple unironic uses of the word "heckin" in the script and no I'm not joking
not really a bad take but their explanation of high frame rate and what frame rate is in general was laughably bad given that they went to "film school"
Their take on Ishtar.
3-2-3-4-4-2-3 AND! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
These men are pawns!
i put the price of 20 thousand dirham on their heads
Next they will be hailed as the true messenger of GOD!
Kino. The best RLM episode bar none.
Ishtar isn't even that bad, it just kinda boring.
Carpenter's Vampires is good. Only reddit suedos don't get it.
>What the worst take they've had? I wanna laugh
>my pick for best of the worst is Vampire Assassin
>It's a "Mike notices everyone is actually kinda taking the BotW vote seriously so he intentionally votes for the most hated movie and improvises a drunken justification while everyone yells at him" episode
KINO
even half of his justification was really just him dunking on Jay for defending Feeders as some important indie feature in an earlier episode
Don't you know the Pall Mall brothers were the first people to make shitty movies? And them lucking into getting their shitty movies carried at Blockbuster is somehow important?
Before he votes, he looks up at the camera and laughs. 1000% sure he was looking at Rich, who shot him a look knowing what he was going to do, and then did it. Love it.
I love all their takes. I don't care about HITB movies because they're all shit so they can say whatever they want about them, I don't watch modern "films". BOTW is one of the best things on the internet. But I didn't like the episode Back in Action vs Enemy Territory. There are too many poop jokes. So the guy is sweaty? why do they have to play fever shits sound effects for 30 minutes straight. Please stop
Their "review" of The Batman (2022)
It's entertainment, not good entertainment but that's the idea, I imagine
This thread is full of cringe. They aren’t movie critics. They’re,
>What if a few fat schlubs from Milwaukee pretended like they knew all about movies and tried to critique them on the basis of being VCR repair guys but half their tapes are shovelware VHS
Admit it
>the nerd crew
Was fricking genius
that star wars the force awakens was good
taking the covid vac
Them being mildly positive on The Force Awakens instead of calling it a lazy cash grab that can only lead further downhill.
Don't be a revisionist homosexual. Everyone was 'mildly positive' and gave TFA the benefit of the doubt that it was a 'playing it safe' soft reboot. TFA was meh, but pretty good at the time, and it definitely met expectations. TFA only becomes complete garbage when you know where the franchise went after it and when it became the best of the sequels when it should have been the weakest.
>neither of them have seen raging bull
No wonder zoomers love them, they are as film illiterate as their audience.
They both absolutely shit on Independence Day from top to bottom but loved the frick out of Independence Day 2. If you don't like the first one, that's okay. They're a bit older than me so they were probably cynical, edgy teens who didn't like fun when it came out but to follow that up with liking the soulless chinese propaganda cash grab of a sequel is just moronic. I think the first one more accurately, more entertainingly represents fun schlock, not the sequel. Easily their worst take of all time.
I still don’t know why ID made them seethe so much
>IT’S BAD AND IT’S NOT MUH FUNNY SCHLOCK IT’S JUST BAD I HATE ROLAND EMMERICH AND BLAHBLAHBLAH
I don't know who these people are, but what's wrong with Melancholia?
the weirdest thing from rlm that has stuck with me was that time in a botw that aidsmoby was explaining how comedy works. he said that things are only funny if there is a lowering of class i.e. if an old lady falls over it's not funny because she's old but if a haughty businessman falls over then it is a lowering of class and therefore funny
>if an old lady falls over it's not funny
Ironically that is the only type of humor that can spark joy in Mike's black, shriveled heart.
To be fair, people have been studying comedy for centuries and trying to figure out what makes something funny on an empirical level and that's one of the only serious theories we have. The only competing theory is that comedy is "the unexpected + safety," but that falls apart when you consider horror as a genre, especially in video games.
>a theory on comedy falls apart when you consider horror
Yes. Horror and comedy are both the same thing. The only difference between the xenomorph trying to eat Ripley and the chickenhawk trying to eat Foghorn Leghorn is the soundtrack. Any theory that tries to explain comedy needs to explain why this difference exists.
>Horror and comedy are both the same thing.
So you homosexuals are legitimate morons huh?
Yeah I love that classic horror movie Tropic Thunder, don't you/
You know you have to read the full post, right? I know it's hard for you to stay focused long enough to read three sentences.
Bros I can't watch Anchorman it's too spoopy :/
>Yazz flute plays softly behind you getting louder little by little
You mean where you definitely not idiotic observations like this?
>The only difference between the xenomorph trying to eat Ripley and the chickenhawk trying to eat Foghorn Leghorn is the soundtrack.
>xenomorph trying to eat Ripley
Not the guy you're replying to but he didn't even want to eat her he wanted to PLAP GET PREGNANT her
I was never a big fan, but them making fun of Bruce Willis was the last time I watched them. Even before the announcement everyone with two working brain cells new Bruce was having mental issues, these stupid c**ts made a big deal about beating up on a cripple. These morons are not worth listening to, their opinions are reddit and your time is better spent elsewhere.
kek literally malding
he can't help but take it personal when someone insults the mentally moronic
What a homosexual opinion. So it's okay for this moronic cripple to basically scam others out of their own money? It's okay for him to scam people that are in the same fricking situation and doesn't make him ten times more reprehensible? It's okay because he needed more money despite being a giant celebrity and despite the fact that he's made more money than 99.9 percent of people who have ever lived? Frick yourself and frick Bruce Willis apologists.
I don't think it was anything but rumors when that video dropped.
Three types of episodes:
>Marvel slop episode, Mike likes it Jay doesn't
>Good movie episode, Jay likes it Mike doesn't
>1980's C-tier movies nobody cares about
>Because I have very famous Hollywood friends who are the product of nepotism, I'm going to make a whole fricking segment defending "nepo babies".
>Maybe "nepo babies" are just better at acting because they have the genes and their parents are just that good!
So pathetic and disgusting coming from these "working class" guys who try to take the piss out of Hollywood pretensions, all the while, he gets on his knees to suck celebrity dick.
What friends does he have besides "Mack"?
It was in reference to them having on Jack Quaid, the child of Dennis Quaid and Meg Ryan, from The Boys, that prompted this out of the blue declaration.
Also Max Landis
Patton Oswalt. And Simon Barrett if you want to count him as a hollywood celebrity
Are you just avoiding mentioning Rich Evans as some sort of gag?
Rich Evans, while a superstar celeb, is not a nepo baby. He's a self made man.
Yeah they've definitely gotten worse over time and as they've gotten comfortable. 10 years ago they would not ever have said that.
Their Gone Girl review was terrible but their reaction to Force Awakens is legendarily bad and can’t really be eclipsed.
Also Pig sucks.
>Star Wars nostalgia bad (except in TFA which I can't criticize without undermining my own credibility)
>Star Trek Nostalgia good
Whenever Mike goes out of his way to assure his reddit fanbase that he dislikes a movie for totally different reasons than why those icky chuds on IMDB dislike it before restating how much he likes gay people.
This is so annoying, I skip anything when he starts to read cherrypicked low effort comments.
>worst take
Does their latest "film" count? I swear not enough people tried to watch it. How they continued as a channel after that shit is insane to me.
Based Mike and Jay making homosexuals seethe since the beginning until the end of times
That's fine but sometimes you can just see them voice opinions they don't actually have, just to be contrarian
You all need to go outside and stop posting mediocre youtubers contstantly.
I'll take posting about youtubers over posting pictures of cats anyday. Quintessential reddit animal
go back to gaia, newbie.
>gaia
Huh? Isn't that some super old mmo? Never played it, catgay.
>hitting him with the "Huh?"
Holy frick dude, there's nothing left of him.
fr fr no cap
Jay thought Daisy Ridley was "charismatic as hell".
I don't even care about the man children crying that their capeshit film from their childhood was ruined but I still find that take to be one of the most laughable things I've heard.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA STILL LIVING IN YOUR HEAD RENT FREE YEARS LATER
AHAHAHAHA
SO FRICKING OWNED
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>WAAAAAAH JAY SAID SOMETHING THAT HURT MY FEEFEES 19 YEARS AGO AND I STILL OBSESS OVER IT TODAY!!!! I'M MAD AND SOMEONE NEEDS TO PAY AAARGH
bahahaha it's incredible
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>>Jay thought Daisy Ridley was "charismatic as hell".
pffthaha you're still crying about it?
I like how every time this is brought it, it conveniently ignores both the fact that Jay is saying this specifically in comparison to the wooden performances in Rouge One and that both Rich and Mike agreed with him.
they're still wrong
I like how every time this is brought up, it conveniently ignores both the fact that he calls her "charismatic as hell" not "charismatic as hell in comparison" and either one would be wrong.
Didn't he say that on the Rogue One video. She's definitely charismatic compared to Bunnyfu in that flick
Hi Jay.
Their silence is DEAFENING
It should be illegal for Jay to weigh over 130 lbs.
leaning into and especially commenting on Mike being an alcoholic. It worked much better when it just happened in the background without comment...like in the Ghostbusters video where he was visibly drunk etc
Have they ever had a Hollywood guest star that wasn’t a pedophile, sex pest, or wife murderer?
>Hollywood guest star that wasn’t a pedophile, sex pest, or wife murderer
impossible
Mike explaining what Don Jon is about. It's not an amazing movie or anything but the fact that he got it so wrong when everything is spelled out is baffling to me. Him explaining the plot of the movie is literally him embodying the dumb jock trope he makes fun of so often.
Jay seething about Joker by solely making vague personal attacks at the director was actually what made me stop following them. Did we ever figure out what his deal was? Did the Joker guy frick Jay's gf?
>Jay seething about Joker
Was he seething when he said he hopes studios make more movies like it?
There's plenty of legitimate reasons to complain about RLM and you homosexuals still constantly make shit up.
Don't be disingenuous homosexual. He spent the whole time shitting on the director. It's on youtube, anyone can see you're lying.
You're right it is on YouTube. Perhaps you should rewatch it to see the second half where he literally says he wants studios to make more like it.
It's not often you see an anon slide the goalposts and then blow himself the frick out by scoring in his own goal in a single post. Congratulations.
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Mike said Thor Love and Thunder a strong recommend and Jay said Matrix 4 was a work of art
Spending half an hour talking about how The Northman is just like Gladiator proved beyond any reasonable doubt that Mike hasn't read a single book that wasn't authored by Jerry Springer in his entire life. Do they still make zoomers read Shakespeare in school? If so, zoomers are more """"media literate"""" than RLM.
I literally how love how mad you are over it. I love that you can't sleep at night because these scary boogeyman said words that made you shake and quiver in impotent rage. Here you are, years later, still upset and in need of an outlet.
>It's a good movie, there's lots of great acting but it's like a mumblecore movie. Everyone's talking over each other, everyone's miserable, and it's gray and it's about people dying in a fire.
THIS FRICKING MOVE? I saw it because it won awards. I'll never do that again.
Name movies you like
Space Cop
Pretty weird to hate a YouTube channel but still have every opinion they've expressed memorized and repeat it over and over in these threads
I defended the force awakens when it came out, i'm sorry bros i didn't know how far things would go...
In their Fury Road review Mike said he'd never seen Road Warrior
They called Mars Attack a bad movie because "there is no plot", and argued that it should have been more like Independence Day.
When they declared krampus the movie of the year
You could basically file that thing under the last HITB review they put out about the derivative holiday horror movies, it was a fine 6/10 movie but they were just losing their minds over
>le practical effects
Jay's takes on Blade Runner are legendarily bad.
Nah, he was spot on. The movie is messy. Deckard is supposed to be the best, but he just bumbles around half the film.
Joker fricking sucked. The "twist" was so obvious and telegraphed, because they showed him having hallucinations five minutes in.
What do you think he got wrong?
>Nah, he was spot on
No he wasn't. He compains that Deckard and Rachel have no chemistry (and of course complains about the "rape") completely failing to understand their dynamic. He complains that Deckard doesn't do any detective work, which not only his blatantly false, but also misses the point of what his job is (he's both a detective and essentially a repair man, "retiring" defective machines. In the novel he doesn't even do any detective work at all). He complains about the scene where Deckard approaches Zhora because it's too goofy, when it's obvious that Deckard is pretending to be some harmless, small time pervert that is surely common at those shows. And so forth, every take is incredibly stupid.
He would have liked it more if it had some woman he saw play a topless cadaver once.
ATTENTION ANONS:
MIKE & RICH UNIRONICALLY LURK ON Cinemaphile SO DON'T POST SHIT ABOUT THEM. THEY DON'T NEED TO HAVE THEIR MASSIVE EGOS FED.
Mike if you're reading this you are a failure at life
Yeah, no shit. Say hello to Mike:
You buttholes obsess over every line spoken in every video they've ever made, then get mad at the mere idea they're coming here. fricking pathetic
Mike if you're reading this, I wanna suck your fat greasy alcohol soaked schlong
All of the examples posted here are subjective.
I give you the actual worst take they ever had:
>"Renting a film digitally for $20 is a good deal" - Jay Bauman
>"Renting a film digitally for $20 is a good deal" - Jay Bauman
LOLWUT? theres no way they said this seriously, it has to be ironic or taken out of context.
It was 100% serious. I wish I could remember what HITB it was.
He excused it with not having to deal with degens in the theater.
>He excused it with not having to deal with degens in the theater.
Weren't they talking about russel crowes road-rage movie being 26$ to rent?
Also whats with RLM constantly being like: "I hope movies theators go out of business" AND simulatiously being like "hahaha streaming is failing!"
>i know every minute detail of every video the make and have catalogued everything they've ever said to memory
>i hate them so much
you're not fooling anyone
Did you notice how their stance on The Force Awakens did a 180° but they never formally acknowledged how wrong they were? They even started dunking on Rey, showing the infamous "I bypassed the compressor" clip, despite how hard they were sucking off at first.
>their stance on The Force Awakens did a 180°
it didn't, people just heard mike's "i loved it" quote and left it at that without watching the rest of the discussion
A 180 would be them saying the movie sucks which they have absolutely never done. Why are these threads filled with so much stupid bullshit?
>I bypassed the compressor
WTF is a "compressor"? Google says its basically pump that compresses air into a pressurized container. So why would she need to bypass it to make the engines go faster. It would be bypassing the windshield water nozzle to make the car go faster, it makes no sense.
REEEE SOMETIMES PEOPLE HAVE OPINIONS THAT I DON'T AGREE WITH, I'M GOING INSANE
>REEE YOU CAN'T HAVE AN OPINION ON SOMEONES OPINION!!!
Have you looked through this thread. It's hardly any opinions on their opinions and mostly just making up fake shit to pretend to be upset about.
>nooooo can't make fun of RLM, only they're allow to make fun of people
fricking queer homosexual
>DOOD phantom menace needed a funny Anakin helmet gag !
You can not agree with Lucas's vision but to act like you know better is moronic
Daisy Ridley is charismatic as hell
>"Just make a movie called "slasher" that's about people making a horror movie, but nothing happens in the movie, the just make a movie"
RLM's "brilliant" unironic pitch for a horror movie.
Why does RLM have contempt for its audience? You know what I mean? They'll be like: "were not gonna review this movie our fans want because hahaha".
this is why they hover around 1,000,0000 subs while windbags like criticadrinker are outpacing them,
Their fans seem to only care about BOTW, aka Friend Simulator 5000.
Yea no shit, people that pander and grift tend to grow an audience very quickly. Drinker will not have the longevity that RLM has had though.