What to do if you get no respect?

What to do if you get no respect?

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I was taking a walk with the wife today and we saw a fella wearing a dress
    >She said I should take some cues from him and learn some manners
    >I told her she should take some cues from him too and shave her legs!
    *adjusts tie*

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Some janny's! They get no paycheck, I tell ya!

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just goes to show that it's all about delivery. His one liners are some of the worst ever, but the way he would throw them out was what made them funny. He was literally one of those dudes that could've read from the phone book and it would've been entertaining.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I feel the same way about a lot of comics. If you read Andrew Dice Clay jokes they fricking suck but it's all about how he presented them on stage

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >american discovers the concept of comedic timing

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I’m Norwegian

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            i accept your concession

            Your obsession with Americans is comical.

            i accept your concession

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            No you aren't. I am.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            no way

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Your obsession with Americans is comical.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >his one liners are some of the worst ever
        Man, it was like 50 years ago. I can assure nothing you’ve said has ever been funny to a room of people.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he thinks delivery doesnt matter
          It's a very social setting. Some people have a charisma and just "fit" right. It's not always just the joke. A lot of it is it coming across fluid and natural and fitting. Comedy requires some level of charisma. You can't just recite the same jokes and get the same effect when another person does it. At least in standup.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Steven Wright has no charisma and he's one of the most popular comedians of all time

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              He does, though. He has a unique and engaging personality because his delivery stands out. That's why people remember him to begin with.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Is that the guy who's super monotone all the time?

              See, I just looked it up, it is, I didn't even know the guy's name but I guessed who you were talking about and was right, that's how distinctive and memorable he is.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          It’s different for everyone. I have made a room full of Irish people laugh But my jokes fall flat on anyone else. I can make any black, from africa, laugh. People who find me the funniest are people who are themselves good at making entire herds of normies piss and shid themselves. But I personally can not make normies even chuckle.
          You’ve got to find people that find you naturally funny and capitalize on it.
          None of the talmudvision comedians are funny. The only people that make me laugh are actual chuds types.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >But I personally can not make normies even chuckle

            Show them a funny cat video on tiktok and they'll smile very very quickly.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Even the most blackhearted aspie Cinemaphilener will smile at a cute cat video

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ever wonder why you can't have a decent thread about allegedly-supposedly-semi-partially-questionably-right-leaning Norm MacDonald anymore?

    Ever wonder why every single innocuous thread regarding him seems to somehow go awry for some reason

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh no, is it… le heckin conspiratino?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"conspiracy" is when it's literally sitting right there in the open begging you to look at it
        mk

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      No I never wonder about those two things. What's your ideal Norm thread? Just post after post quoting his jokes?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        le acid tongued swedish german doghouse frank stallone

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's not a bad start.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          In that case here's one of my favorite jokes about Uganda from Norm. Starts at 3:47 which I think the link leads too anyway.

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      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Works for me.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      uhhh because uh hahah
      he's uhh actually not that funny and uh just relies on delivery?

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I said to my Doc, Doctor Vinnie Boombatz, I said: Doc, I wanna transition! I think I'm a lady! He hands me literature, a prescription for HRT and schedules a follow-up appointment! Then he says: I believe you, I'm here to support you and I respect your decision. No respect at all!

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I tell ya I get no respect at all, the other day I posted a thread on Cinemaphile about funny comedians and used my picture for the post
    >the first guy who replies said “you first OP”
    >no respect at all…

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    holy crow, I'm just an old lump of coal here..

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