The worst part is that people will defend this show sincerely. I gave it an honest shot despite the trailers looking like dogshit, but I only managed to watch two episodes before giving up.
>laugh at the hilarious bad analogies that suppose to be profound
It's funnier to laugh at the lorelets bending over backwards to try and pick holes in the Tolkienesque dialogue rooted in the deep texts
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Now this is some world class ex post facto cope.
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Sorry, I don't speak thirdworld.
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good morning sir
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Now that is some pathetic attempt to replicate a dialogue with zero understanding of the meaning.
Same shit with Galadries tempest line that was taken from Blanchettes Elizabeth movie and made bad.
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>pathetic attempt to replicate a dialogue
Same could be said for your English language skills
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>no argument
I accept your concession.
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>you claim these professional writers in Hollywood to be bad, but they only write about as bad as you anonymous unpaid Cinemaphile user!
good argument
The worst thing about this is that there is room for an interesting fight scene that is atleast entertaining on a physical level here that is just thrown away. if they wanted her to look badass they atleast have to put in the effort to show it and they can't even do that, to the point in this editing you see her move on 2 men and in the 3rd shot 2 of them are just volunteering to go in. its not just an issue of GIRL GUD its just completely lazy on all levels to the point they didn't even consider doing even low budget stunt work
This was my beef with Matrix 4. I think I would have only been disappointed if they had competent choreography in that movie. It's a dogs breakfast of stunt work.
is galadriel a magical being, like beyond regular elves? i mean ive only seen the movies and that was atleast a decade ago but she can use magic
just feels like if they have her doing these maneuvers where she outplays 5 armed guards within seconds maybe add some magic to it so it doesnt look so stupid?
It’s hard to concretely describe because of how Tolkien writes but yes she’s extremely powerful in canon.
She’s one of the only Elves left alive who was born in the light of the Two Trees and is canonically a great sorceress. Having said that the show would have been infinitely more interesting if it follow Gil-Galad or Cirdan because they were much more in the middle of things.
But no they didn’t girlboss her up she is legitimately a very powerful being.
I love how they don't even try anymore. A skilled artist could have created a decent choreography to justify this, but instead they just try to be over it as fast as possible.
The only person that gave a damn (Christopher Tolkien) died. I still remember hearing about him pass when I saw an article about how amazon greenlit the show. I immediately knew it was gonna be nothing but slop.
Rightwingers or just anybody who was genuinely competent ceased ruthlessly discriminating against Leftists like they should have when hiring for positions of power & influence within important American institutions.
>race of ordinary mortal men >race of immortal magical elves
How much of an unimaginative hack do you have to be to think a realistic dynamic between these two groups is "DEY TOOKER JERBS!"?
It's TDS.
One of the showrunners before it came out said that he thought Numenor's fall was due to 'Nationalism'. The political obsessions of rich Californians severely limit their imaginations.
The reason they were forced into that (aside from political obsession) is because the book reason for their jealousy is that the elves were essentially better than men in every way (barring the odd bout of autistic fratricide) and their ageless beauty and grace exemplified this. Anyone looking at a rope elf would just be glad they don’t have to live an eternity looking like that
They were trying hard to force real life politics into this and it came put super moronic >haha that several thousands of years old magical being is here to steal my job
kek
is this the worst show of all time, when you take into account hype, name recognition and budget as well as everything else? it has to be up there.
Let's be honest here. No amount of direction would make this show any better.
The show was stillborn when the producers decided they don't care how it looks and the writers were clearly circlejerking it the entire time. Honestly I don't even blame Morffyd for being unable to stagefight to the point of her requiring therapy. It was the casting directors fault for hiring her and the producers fault for not scheduling stunt training for her.
>is this the worst show of all time, when you take into account hype, name recognition and budget as well as everything else?
I think so, it has everything wrong with modern tv but bigger and worse. Also Amazon is its special brand of soulless shit, so these c**ts trying to buy themselves into tv relevance by rapi-I mean adapting Tolkien lore to fit "modern" sensibilities with inclusive writing and casting is especially infuriating. What a bunch of worthless hacks.
This character is unironically better than every elf in the series besides Euron. In fact, every dwarf in the series is based. They are the only good characters. Show should have been called DWARFS.
I don't know if you're meming, but the actor who played Elrond voices Euron in the new A Clash of Kings, so we've been referring to that character as "Euron" since the beginning of the first season of LOTR.
You people are full of bitterness, which forces you to hate everything. Yet all you can do, is to complain on an online imageboard. You're suffering in your own bubble of bitterness, in a self-sustaining system, repeating your agony day by day, thread by thread. Fighting against nameless ideas you cannot possibly change, whilst you could enjoy the things for what they are. Conquer your inner demons and start enjoying life again, with all its flaws.
I'm not bitter over anything, I just enjoy watching hubris rear it's head. I don't want for this to be bad, it would be cool to see a good Lord of the Rings tv show.
But I knew from the first promo shot of that dwarf lady where they had the "courage" to make her fat and brown to rope in more demographics but don't have the courage to give her a beard that it was going to be garbage.
Thanks but no thanks. By not watching the show I am actually doing something, I am letting Amazon know I am not interested in their show because I am actually watching something I enjoy instead. I've watched Spy x Family season 2 recently and it's still fricking good.
The funny thing is that they got this the wrong way round. It's the elves who are wary of the new immigrants (i.e. humans) who breed faster than they do. "if you have powers over these newcomers, bid them return by the ways they came or else go forward. For we desire no strangers in this land to break the peace in which we live."
anyone remember the premiere event when the special fans that got invited were stuck into a pen like cattle and couldn't even get water for hours? they were posting emergency tweets for help
Sorry but no elf is taking human wagie job
These homies NEET for 200 years before even considering a job and they just end up using their 4 human generation worth of knowledge to do something that isn't construction or fishing
I hate shitical role, wildemount, wizards of the coast, the Tolkien Estate and GoT
I blame them for the modern shitification of fantasy
The "all humanoid races are qual" they have been pushing with D&D is so fricking stupid
I put up with everything, I ignored all of the bullshit, then those fricktarded UBERMEN cavalry used a fricking chain on the orcs.
I was expecting a few hundred Aragorns to go cut shit up like MEN, since they're all supposed to be alpha-chad genetic humans.
but no. they use a fricking chain, and it looked so fricking stupid and out of place.
all the rest I could ignore, but not that shit.
a fricking chain.
you know what would happen if you tried that shit at a full gallop? you'd fricking coat-hanger someone and come flying out of the saddle yourself, all wrapped up in chain and looking like a fricking moron, instead the chain magically stays in their hands as they ignore physics and win.
all the money to hire horsemen and give them cool armour, just to have them use a fricking chain.
the elf escape was a cool scene though.
I know you guys hate the Black person elf but I don't mind them, elves only have to be "pretty" and clean looking, race doesn't matter since they're all gays anyway.
the nignog dwarf chick was alright too, she was cute and homely so I give her a pass. I would have cast Cristina Hendricks tho, dwarf prince deserves a big tittied redhead.
This. How are dwarves the israelites of Tolkien? Sure they're after gold, but they seek it by being hard working miners. What israeli miners are there? Elves with their tiny population trying to manipulate things seems much closer.
People in Numenor, which means "Gift," and that was - you guessed it - gifted to them, are worried about a much more skilled race taking their jobs? What's the social security program over there like?
>dey turk err jerb!
its kinda wierd they're implying that the elves come from poor third world countries seeking fortune in human (based) land, and not only that they will take all the jobs because they will work for cheap
>I would kill everyone in this thread for a 1 in 5 chance of getting to touch her face
Kek
She's in an Agatha Christie murder mystery airing soon. Shall make webms
https://vocaroo.com/1iHvgMcO0kid >Hey dol! merry dol! ring a dong dillo!
Ring a dong! hop along! Fal lal the willow! >Tom Bom, jolly Tom, Tom Bombadillo!
Hey! Come merry dol! derry dol! My darling! >Light goes the weather-wind and the feathered starling.
Down along under Hill, shining in the sunlight, >Waiting on the doorstep for the cold starlight,
There my pretty lady is, River-woman's daughter, >Slender as the willow-wand, clearer than the water.
Old Tom Bombadil water-lilies bringing >Comes hopping home again. Can you hear him singing?
Hey! Come merry dol! derry dol! and merry-o! >Goldberry, Goldberry, merry yellow berry-o!
Poor old Willow-man, you tuck your roots away! >Tom's in a hurry now. Evening will follow day.
Tom's going home again water-lilies bringing. >Hey! Come derry dol! Can you hear me singing?
Hop along, my little friends, up the Withywindle! >Tom's going on ahead candles for to kindle.
Down west sinks the Sun: soon you will be groping. >When the night-shadows fall, then the door will open,
Out of the window-panes light will twinkle yellow. >Fear no alder black! Heed no hoary willow!
Fear neither root nor bough! Tom goes on before you. >Hey now! merry dol! We'll be waiting for you!
Hey! Come derry dol! Hop along, my hearties! >Hobbits! Ponies all! We are fond of parties.
Now let the fun begin! Let us sing together!
>Now let the song begin! Let us sing together!
Of sun, stars, moon and mist, rain and cloudy weather, >Light on the budding leaf, dew on the feather,
Wind on the open hill, bells on the heather, >Reeds by the shady pool, lilies on the water:
Old Tom Bombadil and the River-daughter!
When Tolkein said he didn't do allegory he was talking about cringey shit like this. Completely embarrassing, the writers room probably thought they where so clever too.
>look at these awful human men who don't want to see their families starve to death or die from exposure! >They're racist, that means they are bad guys!
Nuance is dead.
This show is so fricking terrible it wraps around to being kitsch. It's like all the worst aspects of the "Prestige TV"/ Mega Franchise era distilled into one package: talentless nepotism showrunners given free reign to execute every moronic non-idea they have, massively overinflated budgets on a project for an audience that doesn't exist, progressive politics proselytized so hamfistedly every frame seems like it's fulfilling a mandate to have a certain ratio of a member of an approved racial caste regurgitating rejected DNC press releases in it, constant underpinning of seething contempt that the source material being adapted is associated with chuds, juxtaposition of overindulgent big budget blockbuster tier effects sequences with Xena tier incompetent in person set sequences, autistic, charismaless leads with bizarre physiognomy, and of course the entire project being something no one asked for but is shat out anyway because the studio needs a tentpole franchise and wants to trick audiences into watching it with a recognizable IP.
I haven't had this much fun watching a TV series in years. The fact that it aired concurrently with House of the Dragon as a contrast in competency was the cherry on top. Watching it every week and then making fun of it the entire week afterwards made the fall of 2022 so comfy.
>HOTD was competent
Hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha
He it is, go support your local shill! He needs your free time and help selling Zazlavs troony Black person abomination. >Let me just take a minute to randomly state that HOTD was LeGood
Lmao
I'm not sure what your point is? You just showed that both shows had good critic reviews. But HOTD also had good audience reviews, unlike Lord of the Flops.
Why are HOTDsisters absolutely OBSESSED by this show? It's honestly hilarious how mindbroken then are by it. They absolutely cannot stop thinking about it, is it prolonged S8 PTSD where they are trying to force schadenfreude on others or something? (like they tried to with the ending of Attack on Titan)
The funniest stat was that only 20% of the ROP audience watched HOTD yet over 40% in the other direction. Utterly OBSESSED yet barely anybody else cares in return.
I can't believe this show is real
Where did it all go wrong?
calm down chud and appreciate genuine kino
The worst part is that people will defend this show sincerely. I gave it an honest shot despite the trailers looking like dogshit, but I only managed to watch two episodes before giving up.
I punished myself and watched the entire thing. I honestly don't know why but if I watch something I need to finish it, even if it's shit.
At least you can laugh at the hilarious bad analogies that suppose to be profound.
Well the Sauron parts made me laugh at least.
>he didn't laugh at the why do boats float speech
What a sad, sad life you must live.
I barely fricking remember the series.
>laugh at the hilarious bad analogies that suppose to be profound
It's funnier to laugh at the lorelets bending over backwards to try and pick holes in the Tolkienesque dialogue rooted in the deep texts
Now this is some world class ex post facto cope.
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Sorry, I don't speak thirdworld.
good morning sir
Now that is some pathetic attempt to replicate a dialogue with zero understanding of the meaning.
Same shit with Galadries tempest line that was taken from Blanchettes Elizabeth movie and made bad.
>pathetic attempt to replicate a dialogue
Same could be said for your English language skills
>no argument
I accept your concession.
>you claim these professional writers in Hollywood to be bad, but they only write about as bad as you anonymous unpaid Cinemaphile user!
good argument
You didn’t pay to see it, I hope.
The worst thing about this is that there is room for an interesting fight scene that is atleast entertaining on a physical level here that is just thrown away. if they wanted her to look badass they atleast have to put in the effort to show it and they can't even do that, to the point in this editing you see her move on 2 men and in the 3rd shot 2 of them are just volunteering to go in. its not just an issue of GIRL GUD its just completely lazy on all levels to the point they didn't even consider doing even low budget stunt work
This was my beef with Matrix 4. I think I would have only been disappointed if they had competent choreography in that movie. It's a dogs breakfast of stunt work.
Happens
Is obvious you have never been the weak minions waiting to be beaten by the mc
Do we just stand here?
5 cuts in 5 seconds
>American maternity ward
loving every laugh
top kek
it was pablo zabaleta failed dribbling attempt. I remember watching this game and knowing this will make an awesome reaction gif
it's edited. It's not how it looked like in the show tho
>she only closed the gate and suddenly they can't get out.
>One billion dollars
I’m guessing you didn’t grow up with brothers?
is galadriel a magical being, like beyond regular elves? i mean ive only seen the movies and that was atleast a decade ago but she can use magic
just feels like if they have her doing these maneuvers where she outplays 5 armed guards within seconds maybe add some magic to it so it doesnt look so stupid?
>maybe add some magic
They are attributing all elf magic to the rings so she probably will from s2
It’s hard to concretely describe because of how Tolkien writes but yes she’s extremely powerful in canon.
She’s one of the only Elves left alive who was born in the light of the Two Trees and is canonically a great sorceress. Having said that the show would have been infinitely more interesting if it follow Gil-Galad or Cirdan because they were much more in the middle of things.
But no they didn’t girlboss her up she is legitimately a very powerful being.
Is she like super strong, like captain marvel? She's tossing 200lbs men in full gear like nothing.
>Is she like super strong
More so agile and precise
Whoever CG'd the blood forgot that the sword is coming from the other direction
Yeah, but the horse is going in that direction so the blood will too. Don't tell me you're one of those plop-gays.
elves are superstrong in this universe. It's established
>aikido doesn't work
Shut up Steven
I love how they don't even try anymore. A skilled artist could have created a decent choreography to justify this, but instead they just try to be over it as fast as possible.
>Where did it all go wrong?
Unironically assassination of Archduke Ferdinand. Maybe the enlightenment movement.
>Unironically assassination of Archduke Ferdinand.
Idiot.
If you want to blame a single act for world war 1 and the destruction of the west, blame the Crimea war.
I can't believe anyone thought it would be good after what Amazon did to Wheel of Time.
That's a very antisemitic thing to say anon.
it never went right in the first place
1945
The only person that gave a damn (Christopher Tolkien) died. I still remember hearing about him pass when I saw an article about how amazon greenlit the show. I immediately knew it was gonna be nothing but slop.
Rightwingers or just anybody who was genuinely competent ceased ruthlessly discriminating against Leftists like they should have when hiring for positions of power & influence within important American institutions.
Those leftists took over those institutions. That's what is happening.
1775 and 1789
When Titus didn't finish them off.
The reformation.
>race of ordinary mortal men
>race of immortal magical elves
How much of an unimaginative hack do you have to be to think a realistic dynamic between these two groups is "DEY TOOKER JERBS!"?
Its not meant ro be realistic it's supposed to feed tribalistic behaviour and hatred in the viewer.
It's TDS.
One of the showrunners before it came out said that he thought Numenor's fall was due to 'Nationalism'. The political obsessions of rich Californians severely limit their imaginations.
The reason they were forced into that (aside from political obsession) is because the book reason for their jealousy is that the elves were essentially better than men in every way (barring the odd bout of autistic fratricide) and their ageless beauty and grace exemplified this. Anyone looking at a rope elf would just be glad they don’t have to live an eternity looking like that
They were trying hard to force real life politics into this and it came put super moronic
>haha that several thousands of years old magical being is here to steal my job
Sex workers
All kinds of office jobs
Is this that Bazinga woman from Forspoken?
Yes.
Shadowrun is forgotten.
Hollywood writers ladies and gentlemen. They actually think they deserve a raise.
The RANGZ trade.
Big demand in Moria.
kek
is this the worst show of all time, when you take into account hype, name recognition and budget as well as everything else? it has to be up there.
don't worry anon things are set to improve!
>in Season 2 she is leading an all-female directing team
kek
How i wish i could wipe that stupid smile off that c**ts face.
>Diversity!
>Equality!
>...Ummm actually no EXCLUSIVELY WOMEN allowed here teehee frick you.
I hate leftists so much it's unreal.
Leftists reflexively lie. Try not to let it aggravate you. It's deliberate.
Like the term "pro-choice" lol WHOSE choice would that be? The baby?
Where does it say no men allowed?
>All-Female Directing Team
Let's be honest here. No amount of direction would make this show any better.
The show was stillborn when the producers decided they don't care how it looks and the writers were clearly circlejerking it the entire time. Honestly I don't even blame Morffyd for being unable to stagefight to the point of her requiring therapy. It was the casting directors fault for hiring her and the producers fault for not scheduling stunt training for her.
>is this the worst show of all time, when you take into account hype, name recognition and budget as well as everything else?
I think so, it has everything wrong with modern tv but bigger and worse. Also Amazon is its special brand of soulless shit, so these c**ts trying to buy themselves into tv relevance by rapi-I mean adapting Tolkien lore to fit "modern" sensibilities with inclusive writing and casting is especially infuriating. What a bunch of worthless hacks.
OH GOOD LAWDY DEM RANGZ
This character is unironically better than every elf in the series besides Euron. In fact, every dwarf in the series is based. They are the only good characters. Show should have been called DWARFS.
>Euron
Haven't you got a new trans affirming HOTD poster to rub yourself off to? Dumb roastie
I don't know if you're meming, but the actor who played Elrond voices Euron in the new A Clash of Kings, so we've been referring to that character as "Euron" since the beginning of the first season of LOTR.
>actually watching this tripe
kys
Who the frick is 'we' ?
go back
/tv/
and i'm already there
>i'm mad about a show i don't even watch
very cool life
>Be Tolkien
>completely ignore Marx as anyone with half a wit would do
SEVENTY YEARS LATER
Shoemaking
hot take: the dwarves were surprisingly good. even the black queen dwarf.
it's hard to frick up dwarves
Dwarves were written by Tolkien to be israelites, any wonder they got them right.
the frick is he wearing lmao I honestly can't tell if that's supposed to be a fashion statement or work clothes
Dentistry
I'm tired of your shit, Hermey. Get your ass to elf practice.
>What trades do elves work in?
They are literally perfect for government work. So Civil Servant.
You people are full of bitterness, which forces you to hate everything. Yet all you can do, is to complain on an online imageboard. You're suffering in your own bubble of bitterness, in a self-sustaining system, repeating your agony day by day, thread by thread. Fighting against nameless ideas you cannot possibly change, whilst you could enjoy the things for what they are. Conquer your inner demons and start enjoying life again, with all its flaws.
Xe's right! I will now watch Amazon's Lord of the Rings!
this show was fricking dogshit you homosexual, deal with it
Hahahaha. That pic, fricking hell. Aren't current year propagandists afraid of getting copium poisoning?
I like how the token minorities suddenly disappeared in those scenes.
>tolkien minorities
Uh actually it's pronounced "talk-ee-yen"
Nah I think I’ll just continue avoiding gay Black person media.
Correct.
With that said, this show still looks pretty mediocre even at best.
I'm not bitter over anything, I just enjoy watching hubris rear it's head. I don't want for this to be bad, it would be cool to see a good Lord of the Rings tv show.
But I knew from the first promo shot of that dwarf lady where they had the "courage" to make her fat and brown to rope in more demographics but don't have the courage to give her a beard that it was going to be garbage.
Cinemaphile enjoys things
That's a long ad hominem.
>nameless ideas
>Just force yourself to enjoy the low quality woke-slop.
No thank you, I don't think I will.
Thanks but no thanks. By not watching the show I am actually doing something, I am letting Amazon know I am not interested in their show because I am actually watching something I enjoy instead. I've watched Spy x Family season 2 recently and it's still fricking good.
Do you always come here defend your goyslop after consooming it?
Are brands your gods, ips your saints?
The funny thing is that they got this the wrong way round. It's the elves who are wary of the new immigrants (i.e. humans) who breed faster than they do. "if you have powers over these newcomers, bid them return by the ways they came or else go forward. For we desire no strangers in this land to break the peace in which we live."
Oh when are (You) leaving knife ears?
Orcs and Goblins' breeding sleeves.
I would watch a show just about Dwarves but they'll massacre it most likely.
anyone remember the premiere event when the special fans that got invited were stuck into a pen like cattle and couldn't even get water for hours? they were posting emergency tweets for help
Yep that was a real thing that actually happened
imagine being stuck in there
>imagine being stuck in there
That blonde in the plaid shirt would be gettin' groped.
YOU! SHALL NOT! PASS!
>all that complaining
>Don't get me wrong, I'm grateful!
This is peak mindbroke redditor. It's like he thinks he's going to get canceled if he doesn't act as enthusiastic as possible.
redditors are dogs that survive eating the waste of their masters, truly the scum of this world
>What trades do elves work in?
prostitution, practicing and teaching magic, generally starting or participating in the end of a world
Oh man, I can't wait to be a lazy shit for hundreds of years while humans constantly feel the pressure of aging.
n-no shut up, your existence will end when the universe does whereas I will totally live on past that which is better
money changer
money lender
accountant
stockbroker
merchant
Elves are basically just israelites expect handsome.
No, that would be dwarves.
Elves are basically just Scandinavians and they are badly losing their conflict against the stout Dwarven menace
Sorry but no elf is taking human wagie job
These homies NEET for 200 years before even considering a job and they just end up using their 4 human generation worth of knowledge to do something that isn't construction or fishing
I hate shitical role, wildemount, wizards of the coast, the Tolkien Estate and GoT
I blame them for the modern shitification of fantasy
The "all humanoid races are qual" they have been pushing with D&D is so fricking stupid
S2 airs 9months from today, Cinemaphilebros
is that a goblin?
"ARAGORN! A GOBLIN HAS FRODO! ARAGOOORRN!!! GANDAAALLLFFFFFF!!!!!!"
ELVES TOOK OUR JEEERBS
I put up with everything, I ignored all of the bullshit, then those fricktarded UBERMEN cavalry used a fricking chain on the orcs.
I was expecting a few hundred Aragorns to go cut shit up like MEN, since they're all supposed to be alpha-chad genetic humans.
but no. they use a fricking chain, and it looked so fricking stupid and out of place.
all the rest I could ignore, but not that shit.
a fricking chain.
you know what would happen if you tried that shit at a full gallop? you'd fricking coat-hanger someone and come flying out of the saddle yourself, all wrapped up in chain and looking like a fricking moron, instead the chain magically stays in their hands as they ignore physics and win.
all the money to hire horsemen and give them cool armour, just to have them use a fricking chain.
the elf escape was a cool scene though.
I know you guys hate the Black person elf but I don't mind them, elves only have to be "pretty" and clean looking, race doesn't matter since they're all gays anyway.
the nignog dwarf chick was alright too, she was cute and homely so I give her a pass. I would have cast Cristina Hendricks tho, dwarf prince deserves a big tittied redhead.
lmao forgot about that, wtf were they thinking with the Isildur casting?
Why are they dressed for mass suicide in Utah desert?
WE HAD THE BLOOD OF NUMENORS AND SHIT
Realistically, Elves would monopolize investment banking and money lending due to their long lives.
This. How are dwarves the israelites of Tolkien? Sure they're after gold, but they seek it by being hard working miners. What israeli miners are there? Elves with their tiny population trying to manipulate things seems much closer.
It wasn't the gold or whatever, but the language and isolation of the Dwarves that made them similar to israelites.
Dwarvish language is based on Hebrew, and they also have no souls.
People in Numenor, which means "Gift," and that was - you guessed it - gifted to them, are worried about a much more skilled race taking their jobs? What's the social security program over there like?
Or Andor was the gift; anyway, Tolkien fricked up Numenor by making it too obvious of an Atlantis, never liked the setting much.
Pretty sure they work for Santa.
>Debating Tolkien slop in the Aeon of Bakker
>dey turk err jerb!
its kinda wierd they're implying that the elves come from poor third world countries seeking fortune in human (based) land, and not only that they will take all the jobs because they will work for cheap
>going full CW soap opera for s2
Honestly based
Just make it stop already.
>spoiler warning at the end of the post
kek twittergays are truly moronic
Is this actually real? This can't be real man.
DE TUK DE TER
"We need a Carl benjamin lookalike to talk like a Trump supporter"
So subtle
>Carl benjamin lookalike
Wtf haha
I am obsessed with Morfy. I would kill everyone in this thread for a 1 in 5 chance of getting to touch her face.
>I would kill everyone in this thread for a 1 in 5 chance of getting to touch her face
Kek
She's in an Agatha Christie murder mystery airing soon. Shall make webms
LAWDY LAWDY DEM RANGZ
>Numenorian MAGA rally
It was at this point I realized I was watching a crude satire
https://vocaroo.com/1iHvgMcO0kid
>Hey dol! merry dol! ring a dong dillo!
Ring a dong! hop along! Fal lal the willow!
>Tom Bom, jolly Tom, Tom Bombadillo!
Hey! Come merry dol! derry dol! My darling!
>Light goes the weather-wind and the feathered starling.
Down along under Hill, shining in the sunlight,
>Waiting on the doorstep for the cold starlight,
There my pretty lady is, River-woman's daughter,
>Slender as the willow-wand, clearer than the water.
Old Tom Bombadil water-lilies bringing
>Comes hopping home again. Can you hear him singing?
Hey! Come merry dol! derry dol! and merry-o!
>Goldberry, Goldberry, merry yellow berry-o!
Poor old Willow-man, you tuck your roots away!
>Tom's in a hurry now. Evening will follow day.
Tom's going home again water-lilies bringing.
>Hey! Come derry dol! Can you hear me singing?
Hop along, my little friends, up the Withywindle!
>Tom's going on ahead candles for to kindle.
Down west sinks the Sun: soon you will be groping.
>When the night-shadows fall, then the door will open,
Out of the window-panes light will twinkle yellow.
>Fear no alder black! Heed no hoary willow!
Fear neither root nor bough! Tom goes on before you.
>Hey now! merry dol! We'll be waiting for you!
Hey! Come derry dol! Hop along, my hearties!
>Hobbits! Ponies all! We are fond of parties.
Now let the fun begin! Let us sing together!
>Now let the song begin! Let us sing together!
Of sun, stars, moon and mist, rain and cloudy weather,
>Light on the budding leaf, dew on the feather,
Wind on the open hill, bells on the heather,
>Reeds by the shady pool, lilies on the water:
Old Tom Bombadil and the River-daughter!
Elf 'n Safety, innit
When Tolkein said he didn't do allegory he was talking about cringey shit like this. Completely embarrassing, the writers room probably thought they where so clever too.
>Good Cossutius is right!
>look at these awful human men who don't want to see their families starve to death or die from exposure!
>They're racist, that means they are bad guys!
Nuance is dead.
This show is so fricking terrible it wraps around to being kitsch. It's like all the worst aspects of the "Prestige TV"/ Mega Franchise era distilled into one package: talentless nepotism showrunners given free reign to execute every moronic non-idea they have, massively overinflated budgets on a project for an audience that doesn't exist, progressive politics proselytized so hamfistedly every frame seems like it's fulfilling a mandate to have a certain ratio of a member of an approved racial caste regurgitating rejected DNC press releases in it, constant underpinning of seething contempt that the source material being adapted is associated with chuds, juxtaposition of overindulgent big budget blockbuster tier effects sequences with Xena tier incompetent in person set sequences, autistic, charismaless leads with bizarre physiognomy, and of course the entire project being something no one asked for but is shat out anyway because the studio needs a tentpole franchise and wants to trick audiences into watching it with a recognizable IP.
I haven't had this much fun watching a TV series in years. The fact that it aired concurrently with House of the Dragon as a contrast in competency was the cherry on top. Watching it every week and then making fun of it the entire week afterwards made the fall of 2022 so comfy.
Most accurate review.
>HOTD was competent
Hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha
He it is, go support your local shill! He needs your free time and help selling Zazlavs troony Black person abomination.
>Let me just take a minute to randomly state that HOTD was LeGood
Lmao
HOTD had good critic and audience reviews. You're in the minority opinion. Seethe about it more.
>HOTD had good critic and audience reviews
Delusional troony is delusional, more news at 11
I'm not sure what your point is? You just showed that both shows had good critic reviews. But HOTD also had good audience reviews, unlike Lord of the Flops.
>But HOTD also had good audience reviews
Time for your estrogen supplements, sweetie. Your hormone imbalance is impairing your cognitive function.
Metacritic doesn't work like that.
K. Still not watching it
Why are HOTDsisters absolutely OBSESSED by this show? It's honestly hilarious how mindbroken then are by it. They absolutely cannot stop thinking about it, is it prolonged S8 PTSD where they are trying to force schadenfreude on others or something? (like they tried to with the ending of Attack on Titan)
The funniest stat was that only 20% of the ROP audience watched HOTD yet over 40% in the other direction. Utterly OBSESSED yet barely anybody else cares in return.
amazon shill
FRICK DRUMPF
the writing in BG3 falls off a fricking cliff as soon as Act 3 starts. you can literally tell when the diversity hires started writing the dialogue