What type of role can he expect to get in the future?

What type of role can he expect to get in the future?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    A movie directed by Uwe Boll

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        holy kino

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        remember when he ducked seanbaby to a boxing match lol

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Seanbaby isn't a boxer, he's an MMA jiujutsuhead or some such grappling thing.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          He fricked up lowtax pretty hard. But rich was good at fricking himself up.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Truly a hero.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        What a fricking CHAD

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      more like Ew Bowel

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Umbrella Academy season 4

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like scummy FBI goon would fit her well

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >giving up life on easy mode to do this

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      you don't understand anon demons told her to do this to herself or they wouldn't go away.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He is in an indie movie playing basically himself. tbh considering the dire state of Hollywood this is artistically a better outcome. But homie way too ugly of a troon for any mainstream property.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    fully clothed manlet walkons where a midget is too short but a woman is too tall.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    hitler biopic

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick das ist gut

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >thinkin’ bout that Barbarossa

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aren't they remaking the Wizard of Oz?

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    security guard number 2, bystander number 4, things like that, she has that NPC look.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    given how moronic Hwood is, they'll cast him as Terry McGinnis in the next cyberpunk batman.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick no! I'd rather they cast a black / asian or whatever dude tall and beefy enough to be Terry.

      Elliot's ugly manlet looks can only fit the role of those random-ass minions that get killed in the first minutes.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What type of role can he expect to get in the future

    Comic relief manlet.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who is this character?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        he's from Akira (1988)

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh shit

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically, an incel weirdo which would be pretty funny

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well he can't play a dad, a superhero, or any role that requires believable masculinity. To answer your question seriously, i believe his options are limited to disappointing son, abused sibling, a psych patient, any type of lgbt role, or anything in the horror genre. I would love to see the roles being offered to him. I wonder if there is any sense of entitlement based on past accomplishments that limits his offers.
    >what is this shit? Didn't you see me in Juno?!
    >oh no way... that was you?
    >FRICK YOOOOOUUUUU

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gollum musical?

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He could play Chekov in a Star Trek reboot, or Louis Lebeau in a Hogan's Heroes film

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Former roles now vacated by the midget & Barry Keoghan

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    there is a non-zero chance he show up in a Jackass film

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Jackass film
      Those are still being made?

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What type of role can he expect to get in the future?
    None.

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is he balding?

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    the fact that the first comment in this thread isn't about you being a homosexual for saying he shows how gay the average Cinemaphile user is- doesn't even pop up in third or fourth or fifth... do amerimutts reeree

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He looks like he smells bad.

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Peaky Blinders

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The upcoming Deadpool movie

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the levels of mental illness required for wanting to be a dickness 110 lbs 5'4 manlet.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's the next step in his master plan?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >5'4
      *5'0"

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    serial killer.
    he should just embrace it and give the us the reverse Buffalo Bill we need

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >serial killer
      I get more creepy mass shooter vibes.

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't imagine the existencial dread of waking up every morning, and finding that thing looking at me from the mirror.

  28. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Peter Pan

  29. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't hate israelites yet?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kinda feels like she died. Creeps me out seeing that other freak instead of her.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        was there a sticky?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Did Elliot escape from that place?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I utterly despise whoever told Ellen to butcher herself that hard, ahd was a complete cutie and I loved her in Beyond Two Souls.

      Kinda feels like she died. Creeps me out seeing that other freak instead of her.

      Ditto, Elliot isn't shockingly ugly, just lame-looking for a dude but just looking at him gives me dread. The dude looks fricking dead inside, which is likely the case.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why didn't you save her?

  30. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    teeny-weeny-peaky-blinders. a midget faithful interpretation of the original series.

  31. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I read almost the entire thread without realizing who it was
    Looks like a random ugly kid

  32. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Elliot can be the mc in the reboot of that old movie with Hilary Swank.

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