>Oh no you don't, Finn! You ain't getting away from me that easily! I don't give a shit about saving the rest of the rebels, I'm not letting you sacrifice yourself. You're gonna be laying that pipe inside me tonight boyyy!
Its honestly amazing how full of contempt and miserable hatred the movie was for its own franchise. What the frick were they thinking hiring this moron? They'd have been better off just letting Abrams do all 3. The whiplash between two radically different directors with totally different personalities and attitudes was insane. Its such an utter tonal shock to go from TFA to this and its in the worst way.
i don't think johnson was to blame for the forced injection of corporate friendly feminism and wockery. he did as he was told. sure he was a moron but i believe kennedy is the one responsible for what happened.
besides, abrams himself is a sellout, he's morally and creatively bankrupt and his movies appeal to the lowest common denominator, he makes safe movies for the shareholders, he's a disgrace to the industry.
The Last Jedi was being made while Hillary was still a candidate. It was supposed to go hand-in-hand with our first female President upon release, but plans change I guess.
>What the frick were they thinking hiring this moron?
He did a moderately successful sci-fi movie and directed that episode of Breaking Bad that everyone loves and that was enough to convince Iger/Kennedy to hand over total creative control to one person with no guidelines or proviso that continuity be adhered to. Factor in the unfortunate truth that Rian Johnson is a bitter, cynical, egotistical little prick and that's why we got what we got.
That and Holdo's plan was measurably stupid at every step of the way.
Only one of their ships can track our fleet and I know which one and I plan on kamikaziing it but I';ll do that last because I want to make sure they get maximum causalities before I do the thing I'm going to do anyway.
If she was a legit general she would have been fricking murdered by the first person who understood what she allowed in her moronation.
I think they wanted to have their cake and eat it too. They wanted big movies with big returns, but they also didn't want to spend a single cent more than they had to, and that meant not paying writers to plan other movies until the first one was a success. Even though TFA made a profit despite being shit, they did this AGAIN with TLJ.
>Its honestly amazing how full of contempt and miserable hatred the movie was for its own franchise.
the more you let israelites run things, the more their contempt for the goyim bleeds through. Remember, the entire reason they were 'a wandering people with no homeland' for thousands of years is because of their contempt and hubris for their fellow man.
>be ancient israelites >betray your own people to help the romans take over your country and THEN try to betray them so you can take it back for yourself >oh no, how can this be happening to me, how did our tiny little backwater shithole lose to the world's largest super power?
repeat that until they finally trick the anglos into giving them palestine. but look at that, western power is declining SPECIFICALLY because of israeli subversion. A homeland they literally can not protect without western aid. When they lose their homeland AGAIN, i wonder who they will blame? Themselves? of course not. To hold all others in contempt is a cornerstone of their culture.
Just Before the Crash
Your speed is at the maximum.
The plane tends to lift. But you can prevent this by pushing
the elevator control forward sufficiently to allow for the increase
in speed.
Do your best. Push forward with all your might.
You have lived for 20 years or more. You must exert your full
might for the last time in your life. Exert supernatural strength.
At the very moment of impact:
Do your best. Every deity and the spirits of your dead com-
rades are watching you intently.
Just before the collision it is essential that you do not shut your
eyes for a moment so as not to miss the target.
Many have crashed into the targets with wide-open eyes.
They will tell you what fun they had.
You Are Now 30 Metres From the Target
You will sense that your speed has suddenly and abruptly
increased. You feel that the speed has increased by a few thousand-
fold. It is like a long shot in a movie suddenly turning into a close-
up and the scene expands in your face.
The Moment of the Crash
You are two or three metres from the target. You can see clearly
the muzzles of the enemy’s guns.
You feel that you are suddenly floating in the air. At that
moment, you see your mother’s face. She is not smiling or cry-
ing. It is her usual face.
All the Happy Memories
You won’t precisely remember them but they are like a dream
or a fantasy. You are relaxed and a smile creases your face. The
sweet atmosphere of your boyhood days returns.
You view all that you experienced in your 20-odd years of life
in rapid succession. But these things are not very clear.
In any event, only delightful memories come back to you.
You cannot see your own face at that moment. But because
of a succession of pleasant memories flashing through your mind,
you feel that you smiled at the last moment.
You may nod then, or wonder what happened. You may even
hear a final sound like the breaking of crystal.
chinese women are physically incapable of thinking while driving
OH N-
I can't help but laugh every time I see this.
>BANZAIIIIII!!!!
>OUTTA MY WAY FIRST ORDER SHITS
>WE GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNN
>Oh no you don't, Finn! You ain't getting away from me that easily! I don't give a shit about saving the rest of the rebels, I'm not letting you sacrifice yourself. You're gonna be laying that pipe inside me tonight boyyy!
Its honestly amazing how full of contempt and miserable hatred the movie was for its own franchise. What the frick were they thinking hiring this moron? They'd have been better off just letting Abrams do all 3. The whiplash between two radically different directors with totally different personalities and attitudes was insane. Its such an utter tonal shock to go from TFA to this and its in the worst way.
They should have kept Colin Trevorrow as the third director. I just want to see how absolutely shit it was going to be originally.
Just imagine.
i don't think johnson was to blame for the forced injection of corporate friendly feminism and wockery. he did as he was told. sure he was a moron but i believe kennedy is the one responsible for what happened.
besides, abrams himself is a sellout, he's morally and creatively bankrupt and his movies appeal to the lowest common denominator, he makes safe movies for the shareholders, he's a disgrace to the industry.
The Last Jedi was being made while Hillary was still a candidate. It was supposed to go hand-in-hand with our first female President upon release, but plans change I guess.
>What the frick were they thinking hiring this moron?
He did a moderately successful sci-fi movie and directed that episode of Breaking Bad that everyone loves and that was enough to convince Iger/Kennedy to hand over total creative control to one person with no guidelines or proviso that continuity be adhered to. Factor in the unfortunate truth that Rian Johnson is a bitter, cynical, egotistical little prick and that's why we got what we got.
That and Holdo's plan was measurably stupid at every step of the way.
Only one of their ships can track our fleet and I know which one and I plan on kamikaziing it but I';ll do that last because I want to make sure they get maximum causalities before I do the thing I'm going to do anyway.
If she was a legit general she would have been fricking murdered by the first person who understood what she allowed in her moronation.
I think they wanted to have their cake and eat it too. They wanted big movies with big returns, but they also didn't want to spend a single cent more than they had to, and that meant not paying writers to plan other movies until the first one was a success. Even though TFA made a profit despite being shit, they did this AGAIN with TLJ.
>Its honestly amazing how full of contempt and miserable hatred the movie was for its own franchise.
the more you let israelites run things, the more their contempt for the goyim bleeds through. Remember, the entire reason they were 'a wandering people with no homeland' for thousands of years is because of their contempt and hubris for their fellow man.
>be ancient israelites
>betray your own people to help the romans take over your country and THEN try to betray them so you can take it back for yourself
>oh no, how can this be happening to me, how did our tiny little backwater shithole lose to the world's largest super power?
repeat that until they finally trick the anglos into giving them palestine. but look at that, western power is declining SPECIFICALLY because of israeli subversion. A homeland they literally can not protect without western aid. When they lose their homeland AGAIN, i wonder who they will blame? Themselves? of course not. To hold all others in contempt is a cornerstone of their culture.
I'm so glad I have no reference to what this means
UH OH HOTDOG
rose get ipad
the windshield hopefully
>I'm the main character
it worked so well she magically disappeared from the sequel and never brought up again
>Oh boy, my big break! I'm gonna be just like Natalie Portman!
it's incredible how this one film managed to poison the well so completely
Thick blackness
Wi Tu Lo
>The Force is Femal-ACK!
Just Before the Crash
Your speed is at the maximum.
The plane tends to lift. But you can prevent this by pushing
the elevator control forward sufficiently to allow for the increase
in speed.
Do your best. Push forward with all your might.
You have lived for 20 years or more. You must exert your full
might for the last time in your life. Exert supernatural strength.
At the very moment of impact:
Do your best. Every deity and the spirits of your dead com-
rades are watching you intently.
Just before the collision it is essential that you do not shut your
eyes for a moment so as not to miss the target.
Many have crashed into the targets with wide-open eyes.
They will tell you what fun they had.
You Are Now 30 Metres From the Target
You will sense that your speed has suddenly and abruptly
increased. You feel that the speed has increased by a few thousand-
fold. It is like a long shot in a movie suddenly turning into a close-
up and the scene expands in your face.
The Moment of the Crash
You are two or three metres from the target. You can see clearly
the muzzles of the enemy’s guns.
You feel that you are suddenly floating in the air. At that
moment, you see your mother’s face. She is not smiling or cry-
ing. It is her usual face.
All the Happy Memories
You won’t precisely remember them but they are like a dream
or a fantasy. You are relaxed and a smile creases your face. The
sweet atmosphere of your boyhood days returns.
You view all that you experienced in your 20-odd years of life
in rapid succession. But these things are not very clear.
In any event, only delightful memories come back to you.
You cannot see your own face at that moment. But because
of a succession of pleasant memories flashing through your mind,
you feel that you smiled at the last moment.
You may nod then, or wonder what happened. You may even
hear a final sound like the breaking of crystal.
Then you are no more.
>What was going through her mind in this moment?
boyega's childbearing hips and manbreasts
BANZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI
> No, Finn. Only a WOMAN can be the hero!
Get this scene over quick, the food truck leaves at 3