What was Harry's endgame?
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What was Harry's endgame?
What was Harry's endgame?
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>What was Harry's endgame?
threesome with ron and draco
Like this, but with polyjuice.
how many of them used the opportunity to look at his dick
Listening to Ron blow Hermione's back out each and every night
>ginger soiboy blowing anyone's back out
The more likely scenario would be him sitting in the corner pulling his lil wienery wocky while Hermione was gangbanged by krum and co.
Professor Dumbledor, sir, ... I'm familiar with Platform 9¾ of course, but I've overheard some of my classmates whisper about a magic spell called Penis 9¾... what does it do?
he realized Voldemort was his true love (shared a connection since birth) after killing him and married the ghoul Ginny to emulate having a loving family with volde
Surprised they cast a goy for this role
Fricking his best friend's girlfriend on the side.
O CHILDREN
>Maybe we should just stay here Harry, grow old.
Why is depression so hot?
>i want to frick your sister
>jk I want to kiss that asian chick
>nevermind I want to frick our mutual best friend you obviously like
>I was kidding, I really just want to marry your sister
They were supposed to end up together
Yes, even J.K. concedes that now.
J. K. also thinks Hermoine should have been black and that wizards shit in the corners so...
Have you seen what Ron's sister now looks like? He should have gone with Hermoine.
Does Cho look like she's been on hard drugs or is it just Ginny and Luna?
Why didn't they just leave Europe? Surely if they fricked off to like China or something Voldemort wouldn't be able to follow them, and if he could find them would he be stupid enough to do so?
To finish off Voldemort once and for all. Which he did very early in life. It's why The Cursed Child, a story about a middle aged Harry's post-Hogwarts life could have been a hugely interesting character study, especially if done as a stripped down theatre piece exploring what it is like to live in the shadow of your teenage self, but instead it was just a literal montage of awesome moments you membuh from Harry Potter. Membuh Snape? Membuh the Triwizard Tournament? Membuh Umbridge and Dumbledore and Dementors?
Honestly it was one of the biggest missed opportunities of the 21st century. It would be the most interesting way to do a sequel to Harry Potter.
Frickin, rutin', nutin', and suckin'.
>born rich
>handsome
>sports star
>marries his highschool sweetheart
>becomes a cop
>peaks when he was a teenager
Was Harry Potter a secret analogue for small town American living?
>born rich
>small town America
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That moronic scene wasn't in the book
I remember the final Pottah movies as the first time I noticed the color grading demoralization trend. I actually was aware of it when Two Towers came out, when Twilight and Underworld were around but I attributed it to bad CGI. HP was the first time I thought it was a psyop.
Not everything is a psyop, grundle.
I am now quaking in my boots.
to marry skeletor and name his kids weird names after the guy that wanted to bang his mom