what was he doing on 9/11?
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Being late for the flight
>There was this nice man, made the most delicious sandwich in town, Mr. Wall Burgers.
>Well he was makin’ such a fuss, screamin’ and cussin’ at the attendant, who looked like she was from Vee-et-nam… we both missed our flight!
Raising the aids baby
i think its like 50/50 for the kid not to have hiv
In order for the movie to not be some hideous tragedy the head cannon has to be she got aids after she banged forest and screwed around for a few years before calling him.
I guarantee you you put more thought into this plot point than the author of the shitty christianist novel the movie is based on.
for them it will have boiled down to "Forrest and the kid don't get aids because they didn't do anything bad".
dancing
OP meant the character Forest Gump, not Tom Hanks.
running up and down 100 flights of stairs to carry people out.
>i was carryin' those people out the building, when suddenly a passport hit me in the buttocks
kek
KEK
Bubba Gump shrimp co had an office on one of the floors but they were all on a company trip so nobody died.
Convenient
Crashing the plane
He placed the bomb thingys for many months by President order. And he us a good soldier to follow.
Running through the knee high blood and bone of Manhattan, looking for Jenny
>Jenny leaps out of 20th floor suiciding
>”Jennay!” *Forest catches her*
>”I told you not to come round me no more Forest I was tryin’ to die!”
But Jenny was in Canada though.
What?
>Somehow I ended up with this group working an Al Kay-dah
>Never did get to meet Al though
>They had us learnin how to fly a plane mid air rather than learnin how to take off and praying to another Al called Al Lah. Al must be a pretty popular name where they're from.
>On the day we were supposed to do our mission I ended up getting sick cause of bad shrimp and miss my plane cause I had to go to the bathroom and boy was I ever lucky. Turns out the plane I was supposed to get on ended up flying into the World Trade Center
>and those boys said they were… moose limbs? or somethin… and they wore these little 6-pointed stars and always called me goyim? I guess that means friend. And when the buildings went down I was scared! but these boys started dancin! Like me and momma down at the sock hop
*edited footage of Bush reading to kids but Forest comes up and whispers in his ear instead*
>at least smart enough to know Hussein and bin Laden weren't the same person.
He was in NYC for a premiere of a movie that was made about his time running. He went for his morning jog and near the end of it is when the first tower was hit. At that point he was confused about what was going on but just happened to have stopped where this group of middle eastern men were dancing in the street outside their box truck. Confused about what's going on he joins them in their dance.
more Gump OC
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