And if your eye causes you to sin, tear it out and throw it away. It is better for you to enter life with one eye than with two eyes to be thrown into the hell of fire.
was going to say that a pretty face would be the end of me lol. but it already happened, although the financial damage wasn't as bad as a divorce. so anyways glowies, if you need someone to do your bidding just send a 10/10 that puts out.
>let's see what kind of a person you really are
what is he supposed to do? if he gets a boner, he's a pervert, or something? >clearly this guy is a monster for getting kidnapped and force fricked by dicky
>Answers door >Two hot young soaked ladies >"Ah sorry, I'm sorry I can't help I'm too busy cooking spaghetti and packing my pant pockets for the week" >Slams door and posts on Cinemaphile about prostitutes trying to friend zone me
I have a gf that I'm probably gonna marry, but if Ana de Armas tied me to a bed and wanted me to frick her I'd do it and accept the consequences. I can get another gf but I'll probably never get another chance to frick someone that hot again.
>NOOOO PLEASE GOD GET YOUR TIGHT PUSSY OUT OF MY FACE AGGHHHHH
>NOOOO PLEASE HOLLYWOOD ACTRESS ANNA DE ARMAS DON'T DRESS UP IN A SCHOOLGIRL OUTFIT AND RIDE MY FACE WITH YOUR PUSSY WHILE I'M TIED TO THE BED AAAAHHH THIS IS A NIGHTMARE
Is this the gayest movie ever made?
NOOOOO I CERTAINLY DONT WANT TO SMELL MT DAUGHTER'S dicky ESSENTED PANTIES AND HER CUTE SMELLY FEET SOCKS!!!!!
THIS IS TORTURE I'M TELLING YOU!!!!!!
You're the reason male rape is not taken seriously. Women think they can do whatever they want with us and we just have to take it.
The problem is 2 fold. First off even if it is a hot girl, she could have a disease of some kind or you could be legitimately happy in your current relationship. And 2, PREGNANCY. This is especially problematic if you have money or are good looking yourself. You're fricked.
Yeah of course it's rape when some burly Black person is doing it. Any court will see that but no one is gonna think its rape if hollywood actress ana de armas is forcing herself on you and you are in fact gay if you deny her
>NOOOO PLEASE HOLLYWOOD ACTRESS ANNA DE ARMAS DON'T DRESS UP IN A SCHOOLGIRL OUTFIT AND RIDE MY FACE WITH YOUR PUSSY WHILE I'M TIED TO THE BED AAAAHHH THIS IS A NIGHTMARE
Is this the gayest movie ever made?
Spot the obvious baiting prostitutes and say "frick off". Honestly, how fricking weak are you that a couple of 4/10s can make you lose control of your animal brain?
I don't see how, the premise is that the girls are weak but crazy and dangerous, using that and sex appeal to tease and erode Keanu's character. 18-years-old boys could easily overpower a woman, that would be forcing instead of eroding, so they'd have to go younger which would be super controversial. Also, that reminds me a bit too much of Funny Games.
For the wife, I'd get Eva Green.
No. Not at all. 2 15 year old men with washboard abs show up and wont leave and then double team Carrie Anne Moss? Good porn idea but seems more ridiculous in a "real" film...maybe you could make her more aggressive and trying to coerce them
And if your eye causes you to sin, tear it out and throw it away. It is better for you to enter life with one eye than with two eyes to be thrown into the hell of fire.
I will just sin in my mind.
Tell them to frick off.
keep the left, kill the right
First thought as well.
correct. i would honestly rather have sex with just ana than the two of them.
Other way around
Don't let hispanics or israelites into you house.
Ana is one of those white hispanics, she's good.
>"Frick off"
>*Closes door*
>>FACK OV
Accept Christ as his Lord and savior.
the brunette is hoter, you guys just like left cause she's famous
pls sir do the needful
Na I like left because she's white.
I prefer brunettes but cmon its not even a completion in this case
she's hotter, look more pictures
Post them yourself
>look more picture
Pooanon, she's not my type because I'm white. To me, she looks simian.
>this isn't white according to anon because she's tanned
Funny
was going to say that a pretty face would be the end of me lol. but it already happened, although the financial damage wasn't as bad as a divorce. so anyways glowies, if you need someone to do your bidding just send a 10/10 that puts out.
Wouldn't of got up in the first place
Call them a cab , give them a towel tell them to wait
Isn’t that literally what happened
I meant more like this
https://vocaroo.com/12PqZO86dyaj
>https://vocaroo.com/12PqZO86dyaj
Fricking fantastic
Whelp. There go my sides again.
Magnificent
gem
Sorry I have to go return some video tapes
>this film wasn't a comedy, or even a black comedy
No! Don't suck my wiener! Don't suck my wiener! Nooooooo!
Who the frick makes these movies?
People who should be jailed or preferably shot.
Jews
You know exactly who.
the most despicable """people""" on the planet
russians
so they guy liked little girls, why was he complaining then?
He didn't want to act on his desires obviously because he knew it was wrong.
The film's Polish actually.
even worse
Hint
I would hate to be in such a terrible situation like this! Hopefully this never happens to me
This is fricking terrifying
What part? Having an old hag be there during the act?
Well the fact that they're forcefully making me a pedophile rapist and they can easily get me in jail for it no matter what I say.
I don't know the context of the clip, is it actually entrapment style shit?
top 10 most unrealistic scenes in movie history
You gotta put on a good show for the blackmail camera for plausible deniability later
dude spoiler this r*pe I'm having a panic attack from this trigger
How awful!
>enter film name on amazon
>it's free on Prime
Alrighty, I know what I'm doing tomorrow.
Could you get in trouble as the guy on the receiving end? Surely not, right?
why do you ask, anon?
>let's see what kind of a person you really are
what is he supposed to do? if he gets a boner, he's a pervert, or something?
>clearly this guy is a monster for getting kidnapped and force fricked by dicky
Even girls who are being raped orgasm, so its not indicitive of actual interest. Guys get boners if you just play with their dicks enough.
What movie is this?
Tiny Planet MMXXI
So, Small World. Thanks anti spoonfeed anon
Man it must really suck to get raped by a hot girl. It would just be the worst you know
hahaha oh nooooo that would be so bad if you forced me to frick and creampie you haha, like as a joke
>just like my chinese cartoon
My headcanon is that this movie is a documentary on how fans will try anything to Keanu Reeves.
>Answers door
>Two hot young soaked ladies
>"Ah sorry, I'm sorry I can't help I'm too busy cooking spaghetti and packing my pant pockets for the week"
>Slams door and posts on Cinemaphile about prostitutes trying to friend zone me
>milady
Checked.
>I get that reference.
That's good, summergay you're learning
Shag them until they couldn't see straight, durr.
Weird movie.
>NONONONO DON'T SUCK MY wiener I'M GOING INSANE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>t. unmarried immoral incel
I have a gf that I'm probably gonna marry, but if Ana de Armas tied me to a bed and wanted me to frick her I'd do it and accept the consequences. I can get another gf but I'll probably never get another chance to frick someone that hot again.
ok coomer go and ruin your family prospects for a bit of worthless movie pussy lmao
Meh. Never liked kids anyway.
haha you fricking child.
Thank god your genetic line might end with you.
How many kids do you have?
Haha you're a worthless subhuman. I hope your future wife cheats on you with Tyrone
just lie about it, at least 50% of men cheat on their wives
>I have a gf
doubt
>I'm probably gonna marry
people that cheat on their spouses are Black folk
You're the reason male rape is not taken seriously. Women think they can do whatever they want with us and we just have to take it.
I'm fine with that as long as they look like Ana de Armas
The problem is 2 fold. First off even if it is a hot girl, she could have a disease of some kind or you could be legitimately happy in your current relationship. And 2, PREGNANCY. This is especially problematic if you have money or are good looking yourself. You're fricked.
>t. subhuman monkeybrains
correct, a male can only get raped through anal sex
No you're gonna get raped by ugly fat black women because of this. Pretty women don't need to rape.
Yeah of course it's rape when some burly Black person is doing it. Any court will see that but no one is gonna think its rape if hollywood actress ana de armas is forcing herself on you and you are in fact gay if you deny her
skinny women rape/molest little boys too anon.
Yeah. And?
>NOOOO PLEASE GOD GET YOUR TIGHT PUSSY OUT OF MY FACE AGGHHHHH
>nooooo please dont sucky my wiener ana de armas
>NOOOO PLEASE HOLLYWOOD ACTRESS ANNA DE ARMAS DON'T DRESS UP IN A SCHOOLGIRL OUTFIT AND RIDE MY FACE WITH YOUR PUSSY WHILE I'M TIED TO THE BED AAAAHHH THIS IS A NIGHTMARE
Is this the gayest movie ever made?
NOOOOO I CERTAINLY DONT WANT TO SMELL MT DAUGHTER'S dicky ESSENTED PANTIES AND HER CUTE SMELLY FEET SOCKS!!!!!
THIS IS TORTURE I'M TELLING YOU!!!!!!
Good fricking lord this is all I ever want. Frick me, what is this movie?
knock knock
who's there?
You're ass that's about to be kicked
AAAAAAAAAAAA
Not let them in his house, tell them he's gonna help them but they'll have to wait outside.
IT WAS FREE FRICKING PIZZA. AND YOUR GONNA KILL ME? WHY? BECAUSE I FRICKED YOU? YOU FRICKED ME! YOU FRICKED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Impregnate both of them.
go inside and jerk it to hentai like a normal person
Don't let strangers into your house
Especially nonwhites
Get them a towel then call the cops.
How have I not heard of this movie? I already know I won't be able to watch it without thinking about it for the coming month.
Offer them a bowl of eggs
How the frick were they supposed to be 15?
Spot the obvious baiting prostitutes and say "frick off". Honestly, how fricking weak are you that a couple of 4/10s can make you lose control of your animal brain?
you guys are boring and unfunny
>Go away now!
rape and cut those b***hes up
What movie?
I love Ana de Armas so much it's unreal
Lick her tummy, do a 360 and close the door.
Let them into your house because the premise of this movie would never happen in real life.
Could the sexes be reversed without changing much
I don't see how, the premise is that the girls are weak but crazy and dangerous, using that and sex appeal to tease and erode Keanu's character. 18-years-old boys could easily overpower a woman, that would be forcing instead of eroding, so they'd have to go younger which would be super controversial. Also, that reminds me a bit too much of Funny Games.
For the wife, I'd get Eva Green.
No. Not at all. 2 15 year old men with washboard abs show up and wont leave and then double team Carrie Anne Moss? Good porn idea but seems more ridiculous in a "real" film...maybe you could make her more aggressive and trying to coerce them
Isn't this that one movie where Ana barks like a dog as she fricks Keanu?