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    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >let's shoot in hollywood where even filming a rock is expensive

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not only that but he was literally a few miles from the Nevada border where shooting would have cost a fraction what it did.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >let's shoot in hollywood where even filming a rock is expensive

      It's amazing how many pitfalls not only with the movie but with James' career itself could have been avoided by just staying in Philly and shooting locally.
      >movie stays under budget, James doesn't have to sell to Screenwave
      >Mike is there to give the movie the same tone as the shorts
      >Mike being there means April never usurps him as James' primary tard wrangler and sink her fat, yenta claws into him
      >movie is more successful overall. James can put the character into semi-retirement and make the low-budget horror kinds he's always wanted.
      >would probably be able to do those roles in VHS and Godzilla and network a little better

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        His wife was the executive producer. If she did her job she would have realized that filming in LA was far too expensive for their budget.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >horror kinds

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The movie was done the way it was done because it was supposed to launch James career as a director.
        It was supposed to show that he could make a movie "the hollywood way", with professional actors and crew and permits, etc.
        Then the movie took too long to make and James had a kid and the hollywood dream died.

        Now he tapes the studio lights to his ceiling to save time (somehow this makes sense).

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Every time I remember this, it motivates me to pursue my dreams and not give up like James did. I will make it one day.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >The movie was done the way it was done because it was supposed to launch James career as a director.
          He really thought that.

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He allowed his wife to do the thinking.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"I hope this movie turns out good enough that April will let me out of my chastity cage for the weekend"

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >token black character

    Love it

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BIG

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    should have been nothing more than a comedy road trip movie about searching for the buried ET games. Instead he felt the need to include giant monsters and the military.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He should have let Douge direct.

    • 3 weeks ago
      anonymous

      isn't she like in her 40s now?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        mid 30s

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The funniest part is how it took so long to make the real life mystery was solved, undermining the whole premise of his shitty movie

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There was never a real life mystery. The burial of E.T. cartridges was covered by newspaper articles back when it happened. Everyone always knew where they were.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where did his hair go?

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not a good movie but compared to Space Cop it feels like a masterpeace.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    loved this movie. felt like a really long avgn episode. which is exactly what i was hoping it would be

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kys

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's literally nothing like an AVGN episode, way to out yourself you fricking tourist, lmao.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so have any of you anons been able to do something remotely as successful as James? This is probably simping but pointing at laughing at a shitty movie still means you’re laughing at someone doing something with their life and trying to accomplish their dream lol

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shut the frick up, paypig.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I take that as a no.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sueeeeeeyyyyy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would envy James if he didn't utterly fail and give up and if he wasn't shackled to a woke harpy who tells him his friend circle/work group is a "caucasian sausage fest". I envied him 10 years ago. I'd kill myself if I were him today. His life seems absolutely fricking miserable and the only thing he seems to enjoy is nothing but fodder for an audience of redditors to mock and make memes out of.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not really about “envying” James, it’s the fact that as you said he’s “miserable” and “chained to a harpy” yet he’s still probably accomplished more comparatively than you and is still beloved for his old work.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Depends on how you measure accomplishments. Is he more famous? Absolutely. But that isn't a goal for me, I don't want to be famous. It sounds incredibly annoying to have millions of homosexuals on the internet nitpicking your personal life. And he isn't even rich enough to justify the aggravation.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Past accomplishments do not make for present day happiness. He did do something great, but you completely miss that most anons here wanted better for him. They wanted to see him grow more and succeed. Not plateau and stagnate.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I invented Indie film making

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >what was he thinking?
    Probably something about 5:40pm and MUH KIDS

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >my first movie is gonna have EVERYTHING!
    Poisonous mentality. Even movies where the director just makes it up as he goes along like Bad Taste are better than some slop that throws every single possible cliche and epic thing into the movie and fails at making a single one interesting

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is the newest bimmy drama trooners fill me in

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      James has given them nothing for a long time, it's downright depressing to see them starved of nutrients.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He just doesn't have the time.

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