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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Frick off Birchy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Birchy? This has nothing to do with that moron.

      • 1 month ago
        Birchy

        Psst. Hey it's unhealthy to be obsessed. If you can't control it why waste your time?
        Okay moronation aside, I got a funny story about this book one time when I was in school I remember seeing this at the bookfair and some kid managed to take a copy off the shelf and he wrote over words and replaced them with swearing. And then a week after the bookfair ended the parent of the person who bought it ended up screaming at the librarian calling her a heretic. Perks of living in the south I guess.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >some kid managed to take a copy off the shelf and he wrote over words and replaced them with swearing
          Do you remember what he wrote?

          • 1 month ago
            Birchy

            Yeah just swear words you know typical stuff like frick shit and piss and slurs, also had some Spanish thrown in there too. What they did they got one of those white out things and just wrote over it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah just swear words you know typical stuff like frick shit and piss and slurs, also had some Spanish thrown in there too. What they did they got one of those white out things and just wrote over it.

          have a nice day

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No adult male boyfriend

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If only...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Very Nice Creases
        >Various Greases
        I chuckled.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Where are you getting this pdf version of DDD?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It's an .awz3 from libgen.
          The first one isn't on there, though.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I found the first one on Anna's archive but I can find any version past the third book with pictures

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    shes sans

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Smeet.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Being mogged by an Aryan goddess 24/7.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How can Jamie even compete?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She can't. It's over for her.
        Time to ropemaxx.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Are there other anons here who have seen some blond slavic girls?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Frankish but still, suppose it works

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Cute.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Who's she?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Aurora from Beautiful Darkness

            Are there other anons here who have seen some blond slavic girls?

            Amalka

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Cute.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          this was pretty disturbing for what looks like a kid's comicbook.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Damn she looks like a character from Over The Garden Wall.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Frick off pedo.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Who's she?

        This is iconic bread. Obligatory confirmation post that implies this thread is legendary.

        I can't believe I missed the fun.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Dad, the fetish artists are back

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Hi Munty.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Munty isnt real

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm gonna draw art of this character saying things implying they don't like an anon that'll annoy them.
          Don't you got some Gwen thread to shit up?

        • 1 month ago
          Birchy

          Draw her fat lol.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous
            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Listen to the anon if you're gonna drawgay at least draw a bit

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              You ever seen Angry Little Asian Girl. Your art style reminds of that.

              • 1 month ago
                sh0sho

                Read a few pages of it last year. Nice stuff

              • 1 month ago
                Birchy

                Your humor fits her well.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Nice.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Aren't you the gay who complains about that one guy posting Eastern Bloc girls? Also why waste your time if he wants to post let him it's not hurting anyone

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/141352424/#q141352424

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              That doesn't really answer my question. You are you just advertising yourself?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              This answers everything.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Not really all I got was something oh namegay did this yada yada yada. Also I'm gonna give you a bit of advice I wouldn't even bother following namegays around, if you can't stop it then why bother. It's just wasting time. Like focus on your art and maybe you'll be somewhat decent.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I’m not who you think you’re replying to but ok.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Draw Jamie.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Uhh cool Maruko Chan art I guess but I don't think it's really on topic.

              You ever seen Angry Little Asian Girl. Your art style reminds of that.

              What's that?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine Chibi Maruko Chan if she was born in the US and was a stereotype. It had a comic then a few Spike and Mike shorts and even had a cartoon made by Fox but it was too controversial so it only aired in Australia

              • 1 month ago
                Birchy

                I REMEMBER THIS!!
                I always thought it was some fever dream I had but it's real. I remember staying up for like 34 hours and before I passed out I watched it. All I remember is it started with racist shit like the mom saying "do no forget cat for lunch" and also some blonde b***h was bullying her and she had an emo friend. I'm shocked it wasn't pulled out ala Australia's Funniest Home Videos style. I understand why it didn't air here. It reminds me of the White Rice episode of American Dad.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You're the 3rd person I know who's seen it yeah all the episodes used to be available to watch on YouTube

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I also remember some gay character and the guy who voiced Robin from Teen Titans voiced a cop on it. But that's all. If I can find it again I'll watch it.

                Storytime it here!

                I might. ^_^

                Nta but thanks
                [...]
                Back for more? Gonna blame the namegay? go ahead b***h either contribute or leave

                Dude stop it's done if they wanna draw fanart let them or just ignore them like damn.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Wow it's still up even after the shit that went down.

          Uh dude, I hate to be that guy but this kinda sucks. What the frick am I supposed to be even looking at?

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Was Isabella a toxic friend to Jamie?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      As much as Bender is to Fry

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's how true friendships work.

      • 1 month ago
        Birchy

        Me thinking about fat b***hes.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          With bloated guts that stick out a bit more than everything else?

          • 1 month ago
            Birchy

            Nah chubby. They gotta have a good ratio. But that's cool too.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Fair, I just know you've praised SB a lot in the past, or at least cite him as the source of your awakening.

              >Captcha: HYPR

              • 1 month ago
                Birchy

                Before SB it was lowkey. Like I knew who he was before I found out he did fetish art, and I guess his art might've just amplified it for me. Because I'm no longer embarrassed to admit it.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No one cares, have a nice day

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I care, hell I hope SB draws both Angeline and Jamie

              • 1 month ago
                Birchy

                That'd be nice. But he isn't Smeet, you can't just summon him. He's his own adventurer. He goes where he please, and he please where he goes.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I'm happy as long as you don't post your fricking shit art here

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Okay now I want him to draw Jamie

              • 1 month ago
                Birchy

                Sorry bud not at the moment, I'm in a living situation where I'm not able to draw. Maybe later.

                Fair enough, glad you could join us on the other side either way kek, hell he'd probably love to hear he helped you.

                Haha. Well his Katie Rice art was the start.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That much I did know, still probably my favorites of his all this time later, just hits a sweet spot.

              • 1 month ago
                Birchy

                >just hits a sweet spot.
                Hell yeah.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >just hits a sweet spot.
                Hell yeah.

                You know as much as I'd like to talk about SB99 and fat fetish stuff unless he comes in and posts art lets just keep on topic

                >'m in a living situation where I'm not able to draw.
                THANK GOD

                Gee who pissed in your cornflakes buddy? Calm yourself

              • 1 month ago
                Birchy

                Well I like Angeline, I just like sassy blonde women, which are hard to come by these days. They've either become ugly feminists, or become isolated far right grifter femcels.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >or become isolated far right grifter femcels.
                Huh?

              • 1 month ago
                Birchy

                You'd be surprised at the amount of rich blonde white girls who grow up to become isolated. You know what frick it storytime.
                >Be me in 11th grade.
                >Way more autistic then I am now.
                >There's one kid who's been picking on me for an entire week.
                >I finally have a meltdown and end up throwing a desk at him and start cussing him out.
                >This spreads through the entire school.
                >Weirdly enough I was just given a verbal warning not to do it again.
                >A few days later this rich blonde girl from the 12th grade walks up to me at lunch.
                >She says "like I hear you're strong, the entire school knows what you did to that other kid, and I'm impressed"
                >I'm not even really paying attention.
                >She says "like I need somebody to walk me to my car and carry things for me"
                >My stupid ass goes "what?"
                >She says "look I'm gonna need someone to walk me to class and carry things for me, and you're the only one I personally think is right for the job, all the other boys here are not as strong"
                >I tell her "well go ask one of the football guys to help you"
                >She gets annoyed.
                >She then says "look I'll pay you like 10 bucks if you'll carry my things back to class"
                >I immediately started thinking about what I could get for ten bucks.
                >I help her carry her books to class and walk her to her car.
                >I do this for the rest of the year.
                >Years pass by and suddenly I get a message on Facebook.
                >It's her, she wanted to know if I'd meet up with her.
                >I say "sure"
                >We meet up at a shopping center.
                >She looks even more gorgeous when I meet her again.
                >But she's wearing a sweater and long sweats.
                >Ask her what happened to her fashion style.
                >She says "I'm not able to show off because other women get offended, so I just dress up casually"
                >She then starts going off on this Alex Jones esqe rant about how lefties ruined women and how she can't show off anymore and how she despises other women and how all the hot men are being feminized.
                >I begin to lose interest and we go our ways.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No one cares, this isn't your fricking blog, go talk with your real friends

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Shut up I'm reading

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                you can fix her

              • 1 month ago
                Birchy

                Weirdly enough I still talk to her. Last time I talked to her she was whining about how Pokemon Go made all the women ugly. But damn fellas we should be talking about

                Does anyone get this series mixed up with Dork Diary

                Like I never understood the fo anime style from the 2000s.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >whining about how Pokemon Go made all the women ugly.
                She's not wrong they did do that

                [...]
                Is this how you cope with your shitty life now? Make up shit that never happened?
                If it's real why don't you go frick her and leave us alone

                You don't know the guy why do you care so much we're having a good time and you're just being a moron for the sake of it YOU leave homosexual

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Shut up.

                Seems like you're jealous anon because he has the chance to plow a schizo far right femcel and you don't

                Samegay, your life is fricking shit and coming here to tell such obvious lies doesn't make it better
                Poor little schizo namegay

              • 1 month ago
                Birchy

                I'll humor you this only time.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Lol
                That's not how it works you fricking moron
                Come back when you know how to use this site or get your life together

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >fo anime
                Faux

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Is that why you harass female artists on the internet now?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Weirdly enough I still talk to her. Last time I talked to her she was whining about how Pokemon Go made all the women ugly. But damn fellas we should be talking about [...]
                Like I never understood the fo anime style from the 2000s.

                Is this how you cope with your shitty life now? Make up shit that never happened?
                If it's real why don't you go frick her and leave us alone

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Shut up.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Seems like you're jealous anon because he has the chance to plow a schizo far right femcel and you don't

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >he has the chance to plow a schizo far right femcel and you don't
                And he doesn't do it, a bigger loser c**t than I imagined

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                He might only like her as a friend anon and again I don't know

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No women will ever like you

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Again fair, wonder how he'd tackle this style, could see it being like one of these comparison pics. The in-universe author's insecurities about her own looks coming out as she characterizes herself as an ugly chubster kek.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >'m in a living situation where I'm not able to draw.
                THANK GOD

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                What body shapes should they have if he did?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Ehh his usual style.

                >Cinemaphile can have Dear Dumb Diary threads that last over a 100 posts now
                Where the frick did you guys come from?

                Because it's trending on Twitter for some reason. Zoomers found it.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I fricking hate twitter JFC but good to know it's getting more love

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah. It's in the mid stage right now.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                mid stage?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's like it's starting to hit the normies now. I've started seeing fanart pop up.

                >You're just mad this has more posts than your shitty Canadian cartoon. ^_^
                What?

                Just ignore it, it's a schizo trying to reignite a fight from earlier.

                Do you? Like could you at least talk about the book instead of going off on another tangent? At the very least you could give us a shitty doodle but you won't

                Shut up.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Like damn. If Twitter has found it then it's over.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Just ignore it, it's a schizo trying to reignite a fight from earlier.
                And you immediately replied

                You're just mad this has more posts than your shitty Canadian cartoon. ^_^

                Go frick yourself moron

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Here we go again.
                Round 2 baby.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Reply some more, I think this book is very boring and you rather have a fight with a made up schizo, the fricking state of Cinemaphile

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                But but he's the only one who's made green texts about women 🙁

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The absolute state of schizos on Cinemaphile

                [...]
                [...]
                I tried seaching it up on twitter and it's mostly just people with their current username/handle/whatever as "Dear Dumb Diary"
                I think the fanart might've been around for a while longer than you'd think but still, it's as popular as a elementary debatedly graphic novel book series could be without hitting DOAWK levels

                Yeah I went on too and only found some art, maybe op is trying to do another Barbie ad type thing I lowkey want him to succeed

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I mean, it having a cult following is pretty solid as is
                I don't OP is gonna actively shill it, this is the first thread I've seen of DDD this year so I think he just wanted a normal thread

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah too bad we had Mr. "You're the only one who makes green texts about women" derailing the fricking thing because of their hatred of a namegay

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You mean the guy who samegayged 40 replies to get back at the "schizo"? It would have been very easy to ignore that post if it wasn't for that homosexual

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Reminder you posted this

                Idk man you are the one crying about real women on Cinemaphile all the time, no one else makes green text stories about women besides you

                We will never forget no matter how much you gaslight yourself. Nobody is buying it.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Nice.
                [...]
                Sounds like you're just jealous they're getting attention and not you. You can leave the thread if they're annoying you know.

                You know making things up is not gonna help your case anon
                [...]
                Based

                Everyone can see you're the exact same poster, this is just sad

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Dumbass

                Are there any possible scenarios you want to see?

                I want to see her eating ice cream in the hot weather.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                What does that prove you dumb homosexual?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >I want to see her eating ice cream in the hot weather.
                Yeah and her sweating through everything.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Go to sleep

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Nice

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >I want to see her eating ice cream in the hot weather.

                >I want to see her eating ice cream in the hot weather.
                Yeah and her sweating through everything.

                >Yeah and her sweating through everything.
                It would be so awesome, it would be so cool

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                So would I.

                BIG.

                Nice, I like the range of sizes he does.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Like damn. SB99 and TB (I don't like his fetish art) are pretty good artists.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                What do you like about them in particular?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I like SB for his fat art. TB for his FOP art. He's one of the rare people who draws the oh yeah cartoons style well. Don't care for his other stuff.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Oh Year Cartoons
                Very nice, Vicky is cute in that style
                And yeah I like the fat art and wacky proportions.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You know making things up is not gonna help your case anon

                Good choice. I'm new to these girls, but I like the style.

                Based

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I think OP never expected this to get attention from the most fricking annoying namegay of the board and regrets making the thread

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I am surprised at what a shitstorm I accidently started but I don't regret making the thread.
                I'm just happy that there's an attempt at discussion now.
                Anyways here's some quality fanart.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Nice. Hey sorry for the namegay obsessed schizo. We like these books.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That's really cool

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah as long as the femcel doesn't show up it's a good time.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry for the fricking annoying namegay, we all want him to leave but he has no life besides this like Perigay

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Nah it's all good anon and cool art

                Sorry for the fricking annoying namegay, we all want him to leave but he has no life besides this like Perigay

                You're worse than the namegay at least he's actually talking about it unlike your im presuming white ass

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Asking for disgusting fat fetish art isn't on topic either

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                They all look like Life is Strange characters here, especially Jamie. Like damn.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Draw something better homosexual

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You first. You can't even draw a doodle. ^_^

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No, please, I don't want to see Birchy's disgusting art in this thread

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Look you obviously hate this guy, so how about instead you message him and tell him to kys like a normal person and not shit up a thread with your moronation.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Anon you can't negotiate with a schizo. It's impossible, just let them air out whatever bullshit they have.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Or I just tell him to kys here? It's so important to him that everyone knows he is making those posts, so he's literally asking for it

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah but you didn't gotta derail an entire thread. There's other ways.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe tell the moronic namegay to stop namegayging instead, this guy contributes nothing to the thread

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >this guy contributes nothing to the thread
                Uh but he is?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Kek no
                Stop defending the namegay, it seems like you have a cringe gay crush on him

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Did the Birchy dick sucker finally leave? Good riddance

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I think you just like embarrassing him it gives you a rush doesn't it?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Cool.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Oh boy that post sure triggered you

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Then leave, nobody is forcing you to stay, you're choosing to stay and complain.

                [...]
                [...]
                I tried seaching it up on twitter and it's mostly just people with their current username/handle/whatever as "Dear Dumb Diary"
                I think the fanart might've been around for a while longer than you'd think but still, it's as popular as a elementary debatedly graphic novel book series could be without hitting DOAWK levels

                It might be getting astroturfed soon. Usually when there's a thread on Cinemaphile with more than 400 likes it hits the normies radar.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >400 likes
                >likes

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                And you're choosing to reply 🙂

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                ^_^

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Like damn. I hope twitter finds it

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Like damn. If Twitter has found it then it's over.

                Shut up psycho.
                [...]
                Well we might get some decent fanart at least.

                I tried seaching it up on twitter and it's mostly just people with their current username/handle/whatever as "Dear Dumb Diary"
                I think the fanart might've been around for a while longer than you'd think but still, it's as popular as a elementary debatedly graphic novel book series could be without hitting DOAWK levels

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Zoomers found it.
                Zoomers are half of the book sales. It's a typical nostalgic resurgence.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah that does make sense.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Who do you like between Angeline and Jamie?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I like em both. But Angeline because she's blonde.

                Oh boy that post sure triggered you

                It's the funniest post on this site. I've screenshotted it all. It's going in the books.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Good choice. I'm new to these girls, but I like the style.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Nice.

                I think OP never expected this to get attention from the most fricking annoying namegay of the board and regrets making the thread

                Sounds like you're just jealous they're getting attention and not you. You can leave the thread if they're annoying you know.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Are there any possible scenarios you want to see?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Mhhm. I guess Angeline trying to hide her gut in embarrassment.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                How big?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                BIG.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I wouldn't mind drawing from it sometime. I rarely delve into characters from books.

                A top/bottom heavy pair?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Fair enough, glad you could join us on the other side either way kek, hell he'd probably love to hear he helped you.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Can it be any worse than As Told By Ginger though? Or Proud Family?

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    lesbian

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ccuuttee

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Smeet? Smeeeeeet!

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Language

    Sorry bud not at the moment, I'm in a living situation where I'm not able to draw. Maybe later.
    [...]
    Haha. Well his Katie Rice art was the start.

    That's okay man whenever you're ready

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone get this series mixed up with Dork Diary

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >50 million copies
      goddamm, I didn't realize they were that popular

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >nu-Cinemaphile manages to devolve discussion of Dear Dumb Diary into forced argument about namegays
    please stop using this fricking site. it used to actually be good

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Blame the moron going after the namegay at least the namegay gave us a story but yeah let's get it back on track just ignore it

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Just like you're doing?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Good face.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    listening to Master Of Puppets while browsing this thread and looking at the art of the series makes me feel like a real frickin' neurodivergent kid again

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think she's neat.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Coco phenotype

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Hell yeah. The best kind.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        she is not hot

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You sure about that?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Isabella is better at any rate

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Smeet.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >2011
    >go to see the Diary Of A Wimpy Kid Movie with my best friend, my mom and his mom
    >love it (accuracy was my biggest want in adaptations of stuff i liked and it actually paid attention to the source material)
    >get out of the theater, in the parking lot
    >talking about the movie
    >me and friend are really enjoying ourselves and laughing about how fun it was
    >friend's mom looks vaguely disgusted
    >chips in about how "it wasn't all bad, but the main character was such a bad friend and so unlikeable, i don't know why anyone would root for him"
    >friend and i reply "that's the point" in unison
    How were two 11-year-old special ed kids more intelligent and media literate than two women in their forties?

    • 1 month ago
      Birchy

      Women are fricking shit like damn

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You're are based friend women do suck especially those uppity types from Europe EWW filthy

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Lol

          [...]

          Go home you're drunk and blinded with rage lol. Damn.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Borger

            [...]

            Hey that's my image

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              What if Jamie ate nothing but burgers and hot bigger haha that'd be funny haha.

              Like damn I'm so drunk because my mother doesn't love me and I can't even score with blonde femcels in sweaters 🙁

              Don't stop you're amusing me. ^_^

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                *got

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Hey that's my image
              like, you made that specific iceberg pic?

          • 1 month ago
            Birchy

            Like damn I'm so drunk because my mother doesn't love me and I can't even score with blonde femcels in sweaters 🙁

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          [...]

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Newer generations are usually wiser. But that also depends on where you are. Like damn.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >its wise and a sign of intelligence to laugh at diary of a wimpy kid
        Ridiculous

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I feel sad for your mother, imagine taking your son to see a kid’s movie, not really liking it (because it’s for kids) and years later your son uses the experience as an excuse to trash-talk women on Cinemaphile. She should’ve swallowed

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Like damn. I mean as a professional woman hater I agree.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Same lol. Bratty kid trying to get everyone to hold it against you that you didn’t get the diary of a wimpy kid movie, lmao

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Like damn. I mean as a professional woman hater I agree.

    Mental illness

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hey man times are changing why do you think guys are going after 2D women now? Like damn, they're even trying to censor it because no guy wants to plow them. Beefing with a literal drawing.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Source on the artist?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I don't remember. But here's the full image.

          Idk man you are the one crying about real women on Cinemaphile all the time, no one else makes green text stories about women besides you

          You don't have to read it. But hey I can't stop you so whatever.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Y-Y-You don't have to read it. 🙁
            Then don't post it homosexual, incels like you who need to bring their real life shit here are fricking cancer, literally everyone went on to post about their waifus and you're the only one still here crying about real women
            KILL
            YOURSELF

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Idk man you are the one crying about real women on Cinemaphile all the time, no one else makes green text stories about women besides you

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >no one else makes green text stories about women besides you
          >Doesn't know about /b/ and /misc/

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I just fricking wrote "on Cinemaphile" you blind fricking moron

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I know lol go to the Dana Terrace and Rebecca Sugar threads and get back to me

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You only hate them because they're succesful with their work, that's something else

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >no one else makes green text stories about women besides you

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >no one else makes green text stories about women besides you
          >Implying there's only one person here who hates women
          Youre an even bigger dumbass then the namegay

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Youre
            >then
            Oh please, incel

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          no one else makes green text stories about women besides you
          Are you a woman yourself by any chance?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            No, I just laugh at the pathetic freaks on Cinemaphile

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Waste of time if you ask me like damn. If you can't control it why bother?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >no one else makes green text stories about women besides you
          You know I was gonna give you the benefit of the doubt, but then you had to go say this.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I recognize that gif

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >no one else makes green text stories about women besides you
          You're a fricking dumbass I got aids just from reading this

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >no one else makes green text stories about women besides you

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >no one else makes green text stories about women besides you
          Just when I thought this board couldn't get more moronic.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >no one else makes green text stories about women besides you
          This has to be the single dumbest thing said here

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks for the (you)s

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >no one else makes green text stories about women besides you
          Man I was mad that the thread got derailed and then I read this and felt better. This amount of moronation needs to he studied.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Can you give me some more (you)s repeating the same shit again and again? Thanks

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Hey word of advice don't say stupid things online and you won't get made fun of honestly I'd just delete it at this point

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >don't say stupid things online
                But then this whole board wouldn't exist anymore
                Idk the incels going full force because I didn't aknowledge their individual woman hatred is much more stupid

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Acknowledge
                ESL gay.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Is that all you can say to defend yourself?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >the incels going full force because I didn't aknowledge their individual woman hatred is much more stupid
                No we're laughing at watch you said here

                Idk man you are the one crying about real women on Cinemaphile all the time, no one else makes green text stories about women besides you

                we wouldn't care otherwise but you had to talk like a moron but go ahead and call us incels all day whatever makes your miserable life better
                Also you misspelled acknowledge

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                And I replied to the wrong post.

                >don't say stupid things online
                But then this whole board wouldn't exist anymore
                Idk the incels going full force because I didn't aknowledge their individual woman hatred is much more stupid

                There

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You okay?

                >watch you
                LOL FRICKING ESL moron

                Aww you're backed into a corner. ^_^

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >watch you
                LOL FRICKING ESL moron

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Who's we?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >no one else makes green text stories about women besides you
          You're definitely a woman lol

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Is that why you bow down to my demands?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >no one else makes green text stories about women besides you
          Please tell me this is ironic.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          NO I'M THE NUMBER ONE INCEL I FEEL DISRESPECTED

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >no one else makes green text stories about women besides you

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You need to put more effort into your woman hate

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >no one else makes green text stories about women besides you
          homie I.....

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >mo one else makes green text stories about women besides you
          Fricking damnit anon.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            We know we can all see you making all these replies?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Everyone making fun of me and calling me out is the same person
              Man you're on a roll with this today just dumbass response after another

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Alright, quote a woman hating greentext on this board right now to prove your point

                You blew it, you can stop posting now

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >no one else makes green text stories about women besides you
          KEK

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Dude, you can stop now

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Bro just take the L and leave you've embarrassed yourself enough

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Everyone knows it's one person dumping his image folder here (you)

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Take the L I'm not gonna tell you again

                [...]

                See this is why we're laughing at you you don't know when to frick off

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You forgot to quote the same post for the 20th time

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >no one else makes green text stories about women besides you

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          This has to be the most singlehandedly dumbest thing ever posted here.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Oh look there it is, you're going to do this all day?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >no one else makes green text stories about women besides you

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            He's still at it! Damn this post completely mind broke you

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Anon you do realize people lurk and never post? There could be thousands of people looking at the thread as we speak but keep blaming it on one guy

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                SHH let them think it's a single anon. I wanna see how far it'll go.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's just you, sorry, no one else cares enough about stupid shit like this
                When it were only 10 replies I would have believed you but you just had to go completely overboard

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yes we're all the same anon, we all got together to reply to your stupid post just to annoy you in particular.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You're genuinely moronic not the disabled kind but the mental kind

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I'm a lurker and I'm laughing my butt off at this.

                [...]
                What did he do for you to act like such a a fricking unhinged psychopath? This isn't healthy.

                Dummy dropped her ice cream lol.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                She's best girl for a reason.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          This is iconic bread. Obligatory confirmation post that implies this thread is legendary.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            And it's in a Dear Dumb Diary thread of all things.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I screenshotted the entire thing.

            this was pretty disturbing for what looks like a kid's comicbook.

            It doesn't look that scary compared to other stuff.

            Damn she looks like a character from Over The Garden Wall.

            Eh not really, but I get where you're coming from.

            • 1 month ago
              Birchy

              I love her design. I can't wait to read.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Hope you enjoy it! Have a collage of her someone made years ago

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Nta but thanks

                'cuz it's just one guy

                Back for more? Gonna blame the namegay? go ahead b***h either contribute or leave

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Cinemaphile can have Dear Dumb Diary threads that last over a 100 posts now
          Where the frick did you guys come from?

          It's mostly moronic schizos samegayging

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You're just mad this has more posts than your shitty Canadian cartoon. ^_^

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              This shit again? Yes we're all the same person now we all are working together just to piss you off now frick off

              You know ban evading isn't cool anon

              You really have nothing better to do, right?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Do you? Like could you at least talk about the book instead of going off on another tangent? At the very least you could give us a shitty doodle but you won't

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >You're just mad this has more posts than your shitty Canadian cartoon. ^_^
              What?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Autistic namegay with a grudge, just ignore it

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Shut up psycho.

                Like damn. If Twitter has found it then it's over.

                Well we might get some decent fanart at least.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            This shit again? Yes we're all the same person now we all are working together just to piss you off now frick off

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You know ban evading isn't cool anon

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Aren't you the homosexual who keeps harassing a girl for having a husbando? Yeah frick you

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >They scream in fear as they're backed into a corner
          Lol

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Kek, projecting as usual

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >NO U!

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Post some more hilarious made up green text stories, go on, amuse me

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    At least he didn't say he's the only one that makes green text stories about women like this homosexual

    Idk man you are the one crying about real women on Cinemaphile all the time, no one else makes green text stories about women besides you

    It is seriously the worst post I've seen posted here and goes to show you the tourist and newbie problem the site has

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >At least he didn't -
      Frick off

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This has to be the worst thread of all time like damn

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Posting children's lit on Cinemaphile was a mistake.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Posting content for children attracts manchildren, who could have known???

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          [...]

          Why does Birchy hate women when he's the one to reject them? Really makes you think

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's hilarious how mad incels get when you claim women don't live rent free in their heads 24/7

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a woman and I think you're stupid for

      Idk man you are the one crying about real women on Cinemaphile all the time, no one else makes green text stories about women besides you

      girl you need to get your shit together

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        breasts or gtfo

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I assume this is just one guy dumping his reaction folder here

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No we're just laughing at this

      Idk man you are the one crying about real women on Cinemaphile all the time, no one else makes green text stories about women besides you

      it's funny seeing someone unironically say this with seriousness.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You made this post 3 times in a row now, we get it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It always is.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Alright, quote a woman hating greentext on this board right now to prove your point

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing? I rest my case and I'm the last to laugh

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Go cry about how the "incels" laughed at you.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Here's your food now kindly frick off. https://desuarchive.org/co/search/text/Woman%20%3Ebe%20me%20/

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I win you lose

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    homies, I just wanted to have a nice, autistic DDD thread. Talk about it, maybe UOOOH a little, show fanart.
    I never expected a thread I made to have so much shit-flinging or unrelated power levels.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Then let's ignore these gays and talk. We've all got a good laugh.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How would she fair against Goku?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Jamie understands how men think, so she knows that she can just show him a nice feast. Threat neutralized.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Jamie understands how men think
          Is that why you incels simp for her

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            We're not buying your onlyfans

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Jamie doing Chi-chi's hair.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Nothing makes man happy like a girl cooking for them. ^_^

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Too bad no women will ever cook for you 🙁

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Has Jamie tried to cook? I wonder how Angelina cooks.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That's adorable.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She could take him.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    What did he do for you to act like such a a fricking unhinged psychopath? This isn't healthy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a lurker and I'm laughing my butt off at this.
      [...]
      Dummy dropped her ice cream lol.

      >1 minute apart
      Says the unhinged psychopath who keeps talking to himself

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Genuine schizophrenia damn.

        She's best girl for a reason.

        You know what I'm gonna buy a set of the books you all sold me on it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          One of these needs to have a (you) to prove your point you FRICKING newbie moron
          Man just go back to spamming (you)s at the post

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It's really good I recommend it. It's cheap too.

          One of these needs to have a (you) to prove your point you FRICKING newbie moron
          Man just go back to spamming (you)s at the post

          You need psychological help. You need a scientist because I don't think even a therapist could help you at this point.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'll be sure to check it out friend. My autism clicks with the art style.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    HAHAHAHAHAHAH
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    It's really good I recommend it. It's cheap too.
    [...]
    You need psychological help. You need a scientist because I don't think even a therapist could help you at this point.

    Oh no the samegay got caught samegayging, kys moron

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      *Sips tea
      Damn.
      But yeah I'll buy the whole set later. I've been itching for new things to read.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Hope you enjoy them.

        How does this compare to DOAWK and Dork Diaries?

        It's just as good. Dork Diary's has a better artsyle. Wimpy Kid is in it's own league so it doesn't even compare.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Wimpy Kid is in it's own league so it doesn't even compare.
          Who'd be most likely to get a statue next? DDD or Dork Diaries?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Dork Diaries. DDD hasn't been relevant in a while. The last book was from 2016. Though Benton said he's making DDD graphic novels.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The later books of DOAWK aren't as good
          I'd say DDD has the funnier jokes and illustrations but DOAWK has the better cast

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You're so fricking moronic holy shit

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Takes one to know one you psycho.

          How would he fit in DDD's world?

          I think he'd fit in. I lowkey ship Greg and Jamie.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How does this compare to DOAWK and Dork Diaries?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's a lot closer to Wimpy Kid than Dork Diaries, without most of the misery DOAWK is known for. DDD has more male appeal then DD.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How would he fit in DDD's world?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Greg would fit right in. Jamie would probably write him off as creepy and Greg in turn would call her a pudgy b***h.

      Takes one to know one you psycho.
      [...]
      I think he'd fit in. I lowkey ship Greg and Jamie.

      >I lowkey ship Greg and Jamie.
      Same.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >80 bucks for volumes 1-10
    Damn fellas that's a good deal. I'm definitely getting it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Go for it champ. And come back to a future thread and tell us your experience.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Storytime it here!

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    she's way too nice

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Whys everybody in this thread so agitated? It's just a gay ass book.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      'cuz it's just one guy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You haven't seen the Dork Diaries fans. Trust me it gets WAY more fricked than this. They don't allow anyone in their fandom.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What is it with people who are fans of scholastic books are so territorial?

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I READ DEAR DUMB DIARY WHEN I WAS YOUNGER, THANK YOU ANON!!!!

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Precious

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nice

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Cinemaphile can have Dear Dumb Diary threads that last over a 100 posts now
    Where the frick did you guys come from?

  35. 1 month ago
    sh0sho

    Take your meds Anon I beg of you

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