>3:16
>Stone Cold
>Steve Austin
>also the Rattlesnake
What was his actual name?
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What was his actual name?
>3:16
>Stone Cold
>Steve Austin
>also the Rattlesnake
What was his actual name?
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'Stone Cold' Steve Austin 3:16 aka the Texas Rattlesnake
Moshe Liebovitz
What
Soviet scum says, wut?
How is "3:16" even a name?
it's his head to body ratio
WHAT?
Steven James Anderson
Steven James Anderson
>Wouldn't you like to know
help your landlady carry out her garbaigech
WHAT?
BEAT DEBRA
Redneck, beater of Debra
what?
Dugan Nash
how bout Oriville Sash?
who the the wrestler who got raped in 1992? i forgot his name
Kevin R. Nashetty
what does the R stand for?
Rearended
my last name is Anderson and I look like steve. my co-workers regularly call me the tennessee rattlesnake even though i've made it clear that i don't like it. my boss keeps trying to "bait" me into giving him a stone cold stunner and sometimes they play the *glass breaks* theme music when i walk into the room. also i'm trans if that matters
Look here ya lame frick v ÷what?
I said ya look like a pregnant salamander $what? STONE COLD IS & WAS MONEY. FRICK YOU TOO.
Steve Williams
You mean Dr. DEATH. Totally different person.
Wrestling lore is the most based, frick youb4 knot knowing it
>Austin adopted his stepfather's surname and legally changed his name to Steven James Williams
Dr. DEATH. Austin didn't frick with... plays into the lore
SO I'M SITTIN THERE READIN THE NEWS
>WHAT?!
WASHINGTON TIMES
>WHAT?!
NEW YORK TIMES
>WHAT?!
NEW YORK POST
>WHAT?!
USA TODAY
>WHAT?!
HUFFINGTON POST
>WHAT?!
AND THEY ALL GOT THE SAME NARRATIVE
>WHAT?!
THE SAME STORY
>WHAT?!
EVERYWHERE YA CHECK
>WHAT?!
THEY TALK ABOUT THE SIX MILLION
>WHAT?!
AND I SAYS TO MYSELF, STEVE
>WHAT?!
SIX MILLION
>WHAT?!
I SAID SIX MILLION
>WHAT?!
SIX MILLION, NOW THAT DOESN'T SOUND RIGHT
>WHAT?!
THE LOGISTICS
>WHAT?!
THE DEATH TOLL PER DAY
>WHAT?!
IT DON'T ADD UP
>WHAT?!
SO I ASKS MYSELF TRULY
>WHAT?!
STEVE
>WHAT?!
I SAID STEVE
>WHAT?!
HOW IN THE HELL IS THE HOLOCAUST REAL
>WHAT?!
AND I REALIZE IT'S A LIE
>WHAT?!
A FIB
>WHAT?!
A HALF-TRUTH USED TO MANIPULATE EMOTIONS AND JUSTIFY THE NATION OF ISRAEL
>WHAT?!
SO OLD STONE COLD IS PUTTIN' OUT A MESSAGE
>WHAT?!
NEXT TIME STONE COLD LAYS HIS EYES ON ONE OF YOU
>WHAT?!
WITH YOUR BIG NOSES
>WHAT?!
AND YOUR BEADY LITTLE EYES
>WHAT?!
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
>WHAT?!
'CAUSE I'M GONNA STOMP A MUD HOLE
>WHAT?!
AND HIT YOU WITH THE OL' STONE COLD STUNNER
>WHAT?!
AND I'M GONNA MAKE SURE EVERYONE KNOWS
>WHAT?!
THAT THE HOLOCAUST IS A HOLOHOAX
>WHAT?!
AND THATTT'S THE BOTTOM LINE... CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO
>*glass breaks* DUN-DUN DUN-DUN-DUN
take your (you)
Well done
Steve Autism
Steven James Anderson, can you not use google? And what's in a name? A rose by any other name would smell just as sweet.
That is Cold Stone Creamery Steve
>beer status:
drank
>hell status:
raised
>debra status:
beat
Ice Dagger
Dwayne now owns The Rock name and image full out.
Would Stone Cold get the same deal if he came back to the WWE?
he came up with the name himself so why does WWE own it?
it's their top seller so there's no way
they don't make em like this anymore
Favorite fast food:
>I don't eat fast... Stone Cold eats slow and methodical
HAH
NEETs and wagies btfo
>favorite character
>shawn michaels
my fricking sides
Secret talent kinda sus
>american boomers thought this bald ass homosexual looked cool and tough
Post and actual cool and tough example, I can't think of that many
t. euro
not him, buck mankind takes the cake
In terms of being a human pincushion yes, but he wasn't as threatening. I'd go with Kane.
hes a hotty mcscotty thats like 99% of the reason to watch
John Mellincamp.
Autism 3:16
Test
In the hood they just call him Real Ass homie
is that the twin peaks chick ?
HEY MARIO, THAT BIG OL 500 POUND SUMb***h BOWSER TOOK THE DAMN PRINCESS AND USED ALL THE STAR POWER TO PUT EVERYONE IN PAINTINGS
NOW TAKE YOUR ASS INSIDE THOSE PAINTINGS AND RECOVER THE STARS WITH A LITTLE BIT OF JUMPIN *what* A LITTLE PIT OF PUNCHIN *what* AND A LITTLE BIT OF ASS WHOOPIN *what* TO SAVE THAT YELLOW NECK PRINCESS PEACH
AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE CUZ STONE TOAD SAID SO
In 2013 I was arrested for giving the Stone Cold Stunner to my ex-gf in public.
Cuckold Simp Autism