there's something so off by this little bit, my brother and i crack up about it. i never thought anyone else really noticed. he just flings a chair at benny lmao
Well in the second movie it's to gain control of some army of Anubis-looking warriors, even though he really doesn't need to because he's invincible and has very powerful magic. Good god mummy returns sucks.
Seems like the plan was to use the Pharoh's daughter and her body paint to get "cursed" with internal life and unassailable powers somewhere in the future after the current civilization and it's knowledge of your evil crumbles and some dumbasses crack your tomb open 2000 years later.
The whole situation isn't even his fault, at least not the superpowered mummy stuff. The pharaoh's men used a cursed method of execution on him, which is all that allowed him to be revived. An ox on the moon implies that only he had the knowledge to use the Book of the Dead correctly. They could've just stabbed him with a sword and dodged the entire fiasco, instead they got stuck babysitting his corpse for centuries to make sure nobody disturbed it. Which of course they failed at eventually.
man this dude was super cool in hard target
Yeah definitely one of the best henchman in cinema history.
He was just gonna hang out in Egypt, get his dick. Maybe go on an Alaskan cruise if he got bored. Piss on the Scorpion Kings face. Bout it.
Pussy
Kilotons
he was a literal simp
He went through all of that for a dead prostitute what a loser
I never understand guys who steal a prostitute from another guy and expect it won’t happen to them too or think she’s trustworthy.
Women do the same. But yes, men should know better. I guess they just want a turn on the village bike.
Man's got to bust a nut, you know how it is.
Scarab sex session
Same guy?
you are moronic my dude
he found the cure for baldness
there's something so off by this little bit, my brother and i crack up about it. i never thought anyone else really noticed. he just flings a chair at benny lmao
I've always wanted to do it
O'Connell could have shot Benny in the leg so I suppose he was being merciful
Simping for a hot egyptian prostitute
Sharia Law
Egyptian waifu
>tfw watching this for the first time as an adult
>notice for the first time she's in bodypaint
i thought rachel weisz was hotter when i was a teen
as an adult i saw the error of my ways
rachel weisz is classy though. and she has a cute little bum
you lowered your standards
vegana
he wanted some sex
perfect rapist
3000 year old dry spell
>what no pussy does to a mf
Well in the second movie it's to gain control of some army of Anubis-looking warriors, even though he really doesn't need to because he's invincible and has very powerful magic. Good god mummy returns sucks.
don't care, perfect cast, will rewatch
Seems like the plan was to use the Pharoh's daughter and her body paint to get "cursed" with internal life and unassailable powers somewhere in the future after the current civilization and it's knowledge of your evil crumbles and some dumbasses crack your tomb open 2000 years later.
The whole situation isn't even his fault, at least not the superpowered mummy stuff. The pharaoh's men used a cursed method of execution on him, which is all that allowed him to be revived. An ox on the moon implies that only he had the knowledge to use the Book of the Dead correctly. They could've just stabbed him with a sword and dodged the entire fiasco, instead they got stuck babysitting his corpse for centuries to make sure nobody disturbed it. Which of course they failed at eventually.
Touched my first titty while watching Tomb of the Dragon Emperor.
I have no memory of the film.